What's All This, Then: The Best British Protest Signs from the London Anti-Trump Protest Oi, guvnor, what's all this about then? It appears that the British are coming... to protest the American president, you know, that reality-TV gameshow host who enacted a Muslim Ban last friday, and his visit across the pond. It would appear as though they don't want him either. And what better way to voice their concerns than with some hilarious protest signs. Here are some of the best: 
Watch Two Police Departments Have a Field Day With That Breathalyzer Tostito Bag What happens when you bring your breathalyzer chip bag to Lawrence, KS. Well, they roast you. Two police departments tore into those breathalyzer Tostito bags, which can tell if you're too drunk to drive. Lawrence PD and the Riley County Police Department (also located in Kansas) took turns roasting the bag and the possible dangers of letting a chip tell you if you're too drunk. 
Faint-Hearted Beware... of the Extremely Erotic 'Virgin Killing Sweater' Alright, so this one hails from the wild world of Japan and is currently exploding all over the internet on both sides of the Pacific Ocean. The 'Virgin Killing Sweater', as its name implies is a sweater that doesn't leave much to the imagination. This fabled garment is full-length dress-sweater(?) that shows both front and back cleavage and it looks like something that comes straight out of a female character's wardrobe in an MMO Just a heads up... This One is NSFW
Reddit Users Reveal What The Weird Guys In Their Offices Are Up To Everyone's got one, except for me because I am him, a weird guy in the office. Whether he's a closer talker or sneaking off to masturbate on company time, there's nothing quite like the experience of interacting with your office weirdo. As he speaks, the hairs on the back of your neck stand at attention, aware that any moment, he could kill you. But they are still fun to talk about. That's why the weirdos on Reddit decided to trade war stories. Here are the weirdest things office creeps are up to: 
18 Shamelessly Slutty, Amazing Tacos That Were Born For Taco Tuesday Literally though. These tacos were born for this glorious day. Get it? Well, I'm definitely dual-wielding some uncontrollable drooling and violent stomach growls now, and shit, I just had that crazy little thing called a breakfast. But hey, leave it to some slutty tacos to awaken the senses and that mad hunger. The lineup here is absolutely on point, so break out your best imaginary food bib and pretend like you might actually bite into one of these titillating tacos.
There Are 80 Falcons on This Plane and It Is Glorious Flying is such a hassle. What with security and the food and the delays? Ugh. Airports! Am I right? Now, imagine having to fly not just yourself, but also 80 falcons. What? “Uh, excuse me, passengers, this is your captain speaking, and you better buckle up because this is going to be a bumpy flight.” This Saudi prince bought 80 seats on an airplane so that his falcons didn’t have to use their wings. However, while that might seem strange to us yanks here in the states, it’s actually quite common in the Middle East, where falconry is pretty popular. Qatar and Etihad Airways both have policies for bringing birds on planes. Still, all these birds on a plane should have Samuel L. Jackson calling his agent and saying, “Put on your helmet because you’re about to hit the ceiling: ‘Snakes on a Pane 2: Birds on a Plane.’” 
World Loses Mind and Starts Making Kit Kat Sushi 
via @JapanCrate Crazy times deserve a crazy food, and Kit Kat is going for the gold. A Kit Kat specialty shop is opening in Tokyo and to mark the occasion, they’re making special Kit Kat sushi, which is exactly what it sounds like. According to Kotaku, “Kit Kat sushi will come in three flavors: Maguro (tuna), Tamago (egg), and Uni (sea urchin). Their actual taste is slightly different, but the treats were created in the image of the sushi that inspired them.” But don’t worry, there isn’t actually fish in them. The Kit Kats are served over puffed rice and covered in white chocolate, and are only made to look like sushi. The tuna is raspberry flavored, the Tamago is pumpkin, and then Uni has melon and mascaraone cheese. All are wrapped in seaweed. None of these should be that surprising. Japan is world renown for their extensive flavors of Kit Kats. Like these: 
via Pinterest Check them out: 
This Bathroom is a Design Nightmare We've all had to use bathrooms where you had to put one had on the stall door or had your friend make sure no one goes in, but not in this one. Your defenses are useless against this bad boy, so get ready to poop in front everyone. 
Legendary Teen Fulfills Bucket List Wish of Tasering a Cop, Says It Was "Awesome" Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did. 16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”
via GIPHY Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.” “I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said. Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.
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