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2021/09/30

Inflatable Pretzel Gets Solemnly Removed From Ceiling and more...

You probably didn't wake up today thinking that you'd be hit square in the feels-plex over an inflatable pretzel being lowered from the ceiling, but here you are. Here you are. Look at this poor pretzel. It's had better days. It will be back again to ...
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Inflatable Pretzel Gets Solemnly Removed From Ceiling and more...


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Inflatable Pretzel Gets Solemnly Removed From Ceiling

You probably didn't wake up today thinking that you'd be hit square in the feels-plex over an inflatable pretzel being lowered from the ceiling, but here you are. Here you are. Look at this poor pretzel. It's had better days. It will be back again to reign over its kingdom one day. 

      
 

Simone Giertz Builds Mechanical Dining Room Jigsaw Puzzle Table

If you love puzzles, then this demonstration of crafting brilliance is for you. Seriously, Simone brought the heat. And don't even get us started on the genuine levels of excitement when Katelyn and Evan showed up. 

      
 

McDonald's Worker Pours Sweet And Sour Sauce In Caramel Frappé

Of all the mad and incomprehensibly wild things that a human being can do in this life, pouring sweet and sour sauce in a caramel frappé is just plain old wrong, man. Like, come on. It's no wonder that this TikTok vid went viral. Check out some more cursed food straight from the jowls of heck over here.

      
 

Stupid Things People Did On Autopilot

The human brain is an amazing computing machine, just as capable of feeling love as it is able to do advanced calculus. It will also make you throw a cup of coffee onto your bed thinking it's your phone. So let's just say that it's a mixed bag. There are some seriously dumb things people have done on auto-pilot.

      
 

Karen Mistakenly Bullies Fellow Customer, Gets Mocked

Some customers get a very real sense of superiority out of abusing customer service individuals. But sometimes Karens misidentify fellow customers as employees and hurl their bad vibes at a person who is completely willing to be disrespectful right back to them. It's a beautiful day when the gloves come off. For another wondrous Karen moment, here's the secret shopper who was so much of a Karen that she got fired.

      
 

Vegetarian Gets Mad That Roommate Cooks Meat In Dorm Room, Roommate Feels Bad

It's not easy sharing a living space with another human being in close quarters. The reality is that most of us have preferences that can set us apart from everyone else. It sounds like this woman's roommate was being just a tad bit unreasonable when it came to understanding the fact that people have different tastes. Really, what needs to happen is a complete halt on the guilt tripping. Life's far too short to acquiesce to someone else's narcissistic outlook on what you should be doing to fully optimize their relationship with life. 

      
 

Entitled People Who Had The Sheer Audacity

We all have enough problems as is. We don't need other people making problems for us by calling us names for not wanting to trade a guitar for a sandwich. The entitled people of the world have a hard time seeing how that's not exactly a fair deal, but don't be discouraged. Most people won't leave a horrible review of a restaurant because they had to sit in the sun. Most people.

      
 

Funny Tweets To Bring The Thunder To A Cloudy Day

Twitter is like a big bowl of fruit. Actually it's nothing like that. It's more like a big bowl of people's complaints. And among those complaints are beautifully elegant observations, thoughts, jokes and more than a few Guy Fieri references. While there are pitfalls having everyone saying everything all day, some of that everything is pretty great. Here are some funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

      
 

Funny Signs That Took Humor Into The Second Dimension

How does it feel to be less funny than a piece of wood? That's how we feel all the time, but especially in the context of funny signs. People have an inherent need to be seen and heard, and sometimes the best way to do that is the most old school way there is, by smearing some symbols up on a thing. And amazingly, that method still works. So here are some funny signs for those who enjoy jokes on a literal post.

      
 

NYC Bans Dogs In Subways, People Step Up With Ingenious Innovations

When you tell people that they can't bring their beloved animals on board the ever chaotic subway, you better believe that they're going to step up and deliver with ingenious innovations that allow them to bring those very dogs on the subway. Suffice to say, these people outdid themselves. If you want to keep the Tumblin going, check out this Tumblr thread on the importance of serving customers exactly what they order.

      
 

People Describe The Dealbreakers From Their Exes

Many of us have hit that point where we find ourselves confronted by a profoundly difficult individual that clearly just can't be reasoned with. These people in this AskReddit thread went ahead and described the moments that they just couldn't put up with the flak anymore from their exes. If anything, this thread should serve as a guide on how to not carry yourself when it comes to how you interact with people, and absolutely how you interact with your partner. 

      
 

Dad Jokes That Quite Literally Outdad-ed Themselves

We love us some good old-fashioned dad jokes here. There's something about a dad joke, where you can find a deep appreciation for the dad joke, and also hate it at the same time. These dad jokes though, they're a work of art. A thing of beauty really. You very well might find yourself wanting to put these in your arsenal when it's all said and done. 

      
 

People's Favorite Ways To Escape Reality

Many of us are prone toward fits of escapism. This whole life thing can be overwhelming at times. Sometimes, you just need to unplug. Of course, it's best to do so in as healthy of a way as possible Maybe some of these people's strategies for escaping reality will give you some new ideas for the next time you need to check out and take a mental vacation for a while. 

      
 

Absurd, Cursed, And Uncomfortable Architecture

Every now and again, you might catch yourself driving or walking around a new neighborhood, and realize that you've stumbled upon an unforgettably awful display of architecture. You might snap a pic, send it off to a friend, and spend the next series of panicked hours trying to make sense out of how such an eyesore could've come into fruition in the first place. These snapshots of absurd, cursed, and uncomfortable architecture are in a league of their own. And not the league that you want to find yourself in. 

      
 

Upholsterer Manages To Restore A Completely Rotten Chair

You don't even have to be plugged into the craftsmanship/repairs wavelength to find an appreciation for this guy's masterful work. Seriously, next-level stuff. We can't wait for whatever work he churns out next.