Today in Salon: "No way, no how, no McCain-Palin"

Today in Salon: Friday September 5, 2008

"No way, no how, no McCain-Palin" Hillary Clinton responds to McCain. Plus: Antiwar demonstrators heckle the GOP nominee and disrupt his big moment By Alex Koppelman

McCain to Obama: Do as I say, not as I do John McCain disapproves of contests of personality and style -- unless he thinks he can win them. By Mike Madden

NFL playoff preview It's never too early. Plus: Divisional predictions in one place for ease of ridicule. King Kaufman

A comedy tonight? Good luck! Learn more about the fall TV season's new comedies, using this handy clip 'n' save chart! By Heather Havrilesky

Reality shows we'd like to see Attention, reality-TV programmers: "I'm From Sky Mall" and "Hangover CSI" -- you're gonna love them! By Sarah Hepola

Sarah Palin's real soul mate McCain's veep choice is the reincarnation of George W. Bush, as channeled by Karl Rove. By Jeff Yang

Video Dog Bateman: Sarah Palin makes her big speech Reality is tough Sexism and Sarah Palin

Quiz: Palin or Bush? See if you know your hockey mom from your Dubya. By Jeff Yang

Beyond the Multiplex A Jewish family's hidden shame Indie film's new, globalized realism

So much misery, so little time Peter Trachtenberg took a tour around the world in his quest to understand why some people are crushed by suffering and others are transformed by it. By Louis Bayard

Ask the pilot The gut-churning trials and tribulations of making the grade with an airline. By Patrick Smith

Alone in South Africa with a drunken husband I left the U.S. when I got married and now, with three grown children at home, I feel torn. By Cary Tennis

Sarah Palin's choice I greatly admire her decision to have a child with Down syndrome. But she would likely deny other women the right to choose for themselves. By Rahul K. Parikh, M.D.

WayLay In her journey through the afterlife, Jill stops over in the limbo room. By Carol Lay

War Room Clinton: "No way, no how, no McCain-Palin" McCain and Palin party down No home run for McCain Protesters disrupt McCain speech Palin camp claims Dems attacking her family, can't name any Karl Rove, flip-flopper McCain: "Change is coming" The Sarah Palin money bomb Obama responds to the Republican convention Ex-NFLer Gibbs: Hail to John McCain Sarah Palin, decider Those liberal elitists Quote of the day Noonan aplogizes for Palin remarks -- sort of

Joan Walsh A pit bull in lipstick? I miss Mitt!

Broadsheet Sex for sale: $26 The Palin scorecard Sexism and Sarah Palin Quote of the day The selling of Sarah Palin A new way to check your boobs

How the World Works Wall Street gets the jitters, again The economics of Alaskan secession Organic farmers feel the pain Sarah Palin's stiletto

AFC North preview The Browns dramatically reversed their fortunes last year. Now, they're ready to overtake the Steelers. King Kaufman

NFC North preview Quarterbacks Tarvaris Jackson and Aaron Rodgers will go a long way toward deciding if the Vikings or Packers win. King Kaufman

AFC East preview You can't count on many things in this old world, but the Patriots winning this division is one of them. King Kaufman

Kwame Kilpatrick exits, with Barack Obama holding the door With the presidential race in Michigan too close for comfort, it can only help Obama that Detroit's racially divisive and felonious mayor has finally lost his job. By Edward McClelland

Glenn Greenwald The GOP's cheerful viciousness

McCain's big running-mate rollout Romney and Giuliani helped supply Wednesday night's "paranoid" conservative politics, while Sarah Palin showed she's no Dick Cheney. By Walter Shapiro

Democrats behind enemy lines in Minnesota The Obama campaign sets up shop at the Republican National Convention, but thanks to Sarah Palin the GOP is handling all the negative messaging itself. By Mike Madden

How to build a vast left-wing conspiracy The man behind Daily Kos talks about Obama's chances, his new book and why Palin is the gift that keeps on giving. By Vincent Rossmeier

Television's foreign affair Shows based on international hits are flooding the fall lineup. Has the U.S. TV industry run out of fresh ideas? By Thomas Rogers

NFC East preview The Giants got no respect last year and that motivated them all the way to the championship. Here's some fodder for '08. Plus: Opening night pick. King Kaufman

All my traveling makes my husband jealous He seems to believe that when I travel I must be sleeping with my boss. By Cary Tennis

Making "The Fly" sing Hollywood composer Howard Shore talks about turning a cult horror film into a highbrow opera -- a Salon podcast. By Thomas Rogers

TV without borders A guide to classic American shows born overseas. By Logan Scherer

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