The best Overheard in New York quotes from last week, by your votes:
Spencer Pratt, Is That You?
Passer-by to hobo: Nice chair!
Hobo: Why, thank you, I'm a professional bum.
--5th Ave & 22nd St
...Is "Thomas's" a Country in Europe?
Middle aged woman: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find English muffins?
Teen employee: All the muffins are in that aisle over there, but I don't know where they are from.
--Waldbaums Supermarket, Bayside
Jessica Was Only Halfway Through Her Etiquette Guide
Very fat man in suit: Excuse me, miss, could you move your bag so I could sit in that seat?
Thin girl: With all due respect, sir, even if I did move this bag, there's no way your fat ass will fit here.
--Downtown 1 Train
Overheard by: thinks he should try Weight Watchers
Headline by: JohnAustin
Runners-Up:
· ""Let Me Rephrase. Excuse Me, BITCH..."" - Paul Tabachneck
· "New Yorkers: Keeping It Real Since 1886" - Nicole
· "She'll Be His First Target When He Becomes a Serial Killer" - Muse on the Loose
· "She'll Gain 200 Pounds When She Gets Pregnant" - Vanessa
· "Southwest Airlines Has Already Made This Point" - Michellinator
· "Under a Fat Man, Nobody Can Hear You Scream" - Trey Jackson
· "Weigh Watchers Has a New Recruiting Campaign Called "Honesty"" - Lauren
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Your Boyfriend Must Be Incredibly Sexually Frustrated
30-something guy: Don't tell me you have a boyfriend, I know that's not true.
20-something girl: Actually, I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say "I don't do dick." But cool, have a nice day! (smiles and leaves)
--Grand Central Shuttle
Ever Feel Like Your Whole Life Is One Big Prelude to an Adult Movie?
Indecisive girl at DiPaola's turkey stand: I'd like some... hot... Italian...
Guy selling turkey, eagerly: Yes?
Indecisive girl: Sausage.
--Fort Greene Farmers Market
Overheard by: Morning Glory
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