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Thrillist Dallas
Tuesday August 9, 2011
Guyhaus!
Never resort to foliage again
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Started up by a guy young enough to remember when his mom bought all this crap for him, Guyhaus delivers straight to your door everything required to make your bathroom a temple to your needs, instead of just a place for praying to the porcelain god. To get started, simply pick from their list of "vitals", a motley assortment including TP, deodorant, razor blades, toothpaste, shampoo, soap, condoms, and mouthwash, which is apparently more than just your own mom washing your mouth out with soap after you scream "F***! I'm out of condoms!" Once you remember exactly what it is you typically forget, expect a care package midway through each month; you can also stagger the arrival of certain items, and set up alternate-month delivery for stuff you rarely use -- which somehow doesn't include condoms, despite you living with your mom.
The service also has a marketing component, which means you'll receive free swag once it learns the things you really really need...no, Jesus Christ man, not more Horsey sauce.
To welcome you, they're offering 50% off to the first 100 Thrillist Dallas readers who sign up with the code "thrillistdal118"
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Maker's @ Morton's - The steakhouse's hosting a tasting of different varieties and hors d'oeuvres, guided by a MM heritage member, Aug 17th.
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