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SOPA and PIPA: The Internet Needs Your Help!

Posted: 18 Jan 2012 12:02 AM PST

As you may know, Congress is considering two bills, SOPA and PIPA, to combat online piracy, ostensibly by foreign rogue websites. While the aim seems noble, the devil is in the details.

There are many criticisms of SOPA and PIPA (e.g. the ones at EFF, Gizmodo, and reddit), but let me focus on one: under the proposed law, linking to a website with infringing content is illegal.

Censorship aside, that presents a huge day-to-day operational problem for many law-abiding websites. For a blog like Neatorama, which has nearly 40,000 posts and over 311,000 comments, this means that we'd have to police every single comment to ensure that nobody links to a rogue site (and continuously checking that legitimate links in past comments haven't gone rogue), otherwise we'd be breaking the law. A gargantuan task, indeed.

I urge you to contact your members of Congress and ask them to vote against SOPA and PIPA: Link

Silent Hill Apparently Takes Place In School From Kindergarten Cop

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:54 PM PST

This side-by-side comparison of scenes from Kindergarten Cop and the video game Silent Hill shows an eerie similarity between the two seemingly disparate stories, but are they really that different?

Both revolve around the main character searching for someone, both required translation before being released to english speaking countries, and both are quite horrifying to behold, albeit for vastly different reasons. I see some great crossover potential here, get Arnie on the phone and see if he’s on board. And tell him to bring his flashlight!

Actually, the crew behind Silent Hill obviously found this school, which is actually in Astoria, Oregon, spooky enough to serve as the setting for their creeped out game. They even included posters from the movie, as a nod to the source of their inspiration.

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Digital Tabletop Takes Board Games To A Whole New Level

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:51 PM PST

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This impressive tablet-style unit is called the ePawn Arena, a digital tabletop gaming unit which debuted at CES 2012. It’s billed as “the next level of Dungeons and Dragons style gaming”, but I think they’re missing the obvious potential as a never ending variety of board games ready to be loaded up and played, after the table’s been cleared, of course.

Who needs all those heavy boxes, full of game boards, cards and supplements, when you’ve got this sleek number just waiting to be loaded up with all the board games you’ll ever need?

Link   –via Geeks Are Sexy

Video Game Themed Restaurant Will Serve Delicious Brain Cakes

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:45 PM PST

This is not the sort of place you’ll want to take your grandma for lunch, this is the Capcom Bar, a themed restaurant which will feature food and desserts styled after video games. Video games and food-two great things that go great together!

So, there’s Resident Evil brain cakes, Monster Hunter well done meat, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney make-it-black-and-white seafood cream pasta, all of which can be enjoyed while playing an assortment of Capcom’s video games and enjoying the festive atmosphere of Tokyo’s Shinjuku Ward.

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TSA-Compliant Cupcakes Help Your Desserts Arrive At Their Destination

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:36 PM PST

Worried about some pastry scarfing TSA agent “confiscating” your cupcakes for further analysis in their belly? Then get your hands on these TSA-compliant cupcakes from Silver Spoon Bakery, featuring posts with Richard Nixon saying “I am NOT a gel!”, and let them make a statement for you.

Let those hungry TSA agents know you’re wise to their cupcake stealing ways, or put a smile on their normally stoic faces when they get a load of what Tricky Dick has to say about it!

Link  –via Geekosystem

Don’t Poke Your Eye Out With These Bloodrayne Arm Blades

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:28 PM PST

Usually video game themed weapons look like shiny plastic, perfect for cosplay but not likely to put fear in the hearts of all who oppose you. But these arm blades, inspired by the video game Bloodrayne, look like they can do some serious damage.

From their stainless steel construction, to the rubber pistol grip handle that ensures you don’t lose your grip when the red stuff starts flowing by the gallon, this is the perfect backup weapon when you’re surrounded by Nazi zombies and need to make a big hole real fast.

(note: you should read the hilarious review left for this item on Amazon, which has been included in the Super Punch article)

Link  –via Super Punch

Meteorites from Mars Rain Down on Earth

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:39 PM PST

Didn’t Starship Troopers feature aliens hitting the Earth with rocks? Well, I’m sure that it’s nothing. Anyway, we’re getting hit by meteorites of Martian origin:

Scientists are confirming that 15 pounds of rock collected recently in Morocco fell to Earth from Mars during a meteorite shower last July.

This is only the fifth time in history scientists have chemically confirmed Martian meteorites that people witnessed falling. The fireball was spotted in the sky six months ago, but the rocks weren’t discovered on the ground in North Africa until the end of December. [...]

Astronomers think millions of years ago something big smashed into Mars and sent rocks hurtling through the solar system. After a long journey through space, one of those rocks plunged through Earth’s atmosphere, breaking into smaller pieces.

Most other Martian meteorite samples sat around on Earth for millions of years — or at the very least, decades — before they were discovered, which makes them tainted with Earth materials and life. These new rocks, while still probably contaminated because they have been on Earth for months, are purer.

The last time a Martian meteorite fell and was found fresh was in 1962. All the known Martian rocks on Earth add up to less than 240 pounds.

Link -via io9 | Photo: Darryl Pitt

Adult Corvette Towing a Baby Corvette

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:33 PM PST

The cute little fella even has his own trailer! Oh, they grow up so fast. Enjoy these years while you can.

Link -via Jalopink | Photo: Twitter user LedsKat

How To Move a Barn

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:05 PM PST


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It’s quite easy, really.  You don’t even need any heavy equipment.  In 1981 the Ostry family in Nebraska wanted to move their barn to higher ground.

Ostry's son Mike showed his father some calculations. He had counted the individual boards and timbers in the barn and estimated that the barn weighed approximately 16,640 pounds. He also estimated that a steel grid needed to move the barn would add another 3,150 pounds, bringing the total weight to just under 10 tons.

The next step is to gather about 350 of your best friends and invite them to come lift your barn.  The video shows the result.

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Digital Rug Changes as You Walk over It

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:03 PM PST


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I can’t find much information about this video, other than that the people are speaking Dutch. They’re obviously having a good time. But if you have to rake those leaves, it’s like a Sisyphean hell.

-via The Presurfer

Paper Vader

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 07:51 PM PST

This beautiful papercraft Darth Vader imitates the Christian icons of Byzantine art. It was made by the Spanish designer Lubolo. The best part of the project is the video at the link which shows how Lubolo made it. If you’ve ever wondered how three-dimensional papercraft images are made, the video will give you a great demonstration.

Link -via Technabob

Drunk History: The Exploration of Antarctica

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 07:33 PM PST


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The famed Norwegian polar explorer Roald Amundsen had a nose ring. It’s true! This video shot and produced in Antarctica by people living there (Antarcticans?) proves it! Take an intoxicated journey into the early history of Antarctic exploration in the style of Derek Waters’s Drunk History series. Content warning: foul language.

Thanks to Laura Omdahl on Ross Island!

Twinkies Maker Files for Bankruptcy

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 06:13 PM PST

Rumor has it that Twinkies have an infinite shelf life*, but unfortunately the maker of the famous snack may not enjoy such longevity.

Hostess Brands Inc, the company that makes Twinkies and Wonder Bread, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, blaming high debt and labor costs:

The privately held Irving, Texas, company's move marks the second significant court restructuring in the past several years. In a statement, Hostess said the current cost structure "is not competitive, primarily due to legacy pension and medical benefit obligations and restrictive work rules." It said it would be able to maintain operations thanks to a $75 million financing commitment from a group of lenders.

In bankruptcy, Hostess said it plans to continue negotiating with 12 unions to modify the collective-bargaining agreements governing the employment of its union workers, who comprise 83% of its approximately 19,000 employees.

Better stock up on Twinkies! Link - via Metafilter

* Declared false by Snopes, but we still suspect that you can safely eat a Twinkie much longer than its purported expiration date

Concrete Balls to Deter Indonesian Train Surfers

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:18 PM PST

To deter people from "train surfing," where they sit on the roofs of carriages, Indonesian authorities resorted to knocking 'em off with concrete balls!

Previous attempts to deter roof riders included spraying roofs with paint, spreading oil on carriages and hiring musicians to perform safety songs.

Correspondents say those initiatives have failed. Officials hope that the latest move will prove to be the ultimate deterrent.

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Previously on Neatorama: Indonesians to Spray Train Roof Riders, Lying on Train Tracks is a Folk Remedy

Worker Fired for Working During Lunch

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:12 PM PST

Employers often complain of lazy workers, but in this bizarro world of corporate human resources management, a woman was fired for working during her lunch break:

Smiley, 48, punched out of work for lunch Jan. 28, 2010, but remained at her desk to finish a project assigned by a manager because she did not plan to eat that day, she said.

Smiley, who had passed her 10-year anniversary with the company more than a month before, said another manager told her it was time for her to go to lunch and step away from her desk, but she refused. That manager observed Smiley working on a spreadsheet on her computer, answering the phone and responding to questions by people who approached her desk, according to a filing from the appellate court of Illinois. [...]

The company's human resources director then became involved, explaining that hourly non-exempt employees were required to take a 30-minute lunch break, a policy that had been in the company handbook for 10 years, according to the filing. Not following the policy would be a violation of Illinois' labor laws, the HR director said.

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Cosmic Pictures from the AAS

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:06 PM PST

The semi-annual meeting of the American Astronomical Society was held in Austin recently, and many space images were shared. Dr. Phil Plait was not at the meeting, so the other astronomers sent him pictures, which he put into a gallery at Bad Astronomy. Each has a link to more information about the picture. The image shown here is a high-energy gamma-ray map from NASA’s Fermi telescope. Shiny! Link

(Image credit: NASA/DOE/Fermi LAT Collaboration)

Waltzing Cat

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:03 PM PST


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This cat has a unique method of climbing up the stairs. Soon you see that it probably has something to do with the “prey” it has caught. -via Buzzfeed

Clear-headed

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:01 PM PST

How did this happen? Maybe when they decided to list the house for sale in a hurry, the only exterior picture they had was a dud from the wedding album. Or maybe it was a Photoshop Disaster. Either way, potential buyers are going to assume the house is haunted! Link

Secessionist Maps

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 04:57 PM PST


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What would America look like if various secession movements of the past had been successful? The company Urban Mapping created maps that follow 30 such movements, and what the results may have been. Link to story. Link to interactive map. -Thanks, Ian!

Man Tried to Rob a Store with a Bullet

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 04:11 PM PST

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do" or so the saying goes, but 59-year-old Verlin Q. Alsept was a bit unclear of the concept that you still need that gun:

Rather the fellow who entered a Family Dollar Store in Dayton on Tuesday threatened the cashier with a bullet — a single .38 caliber round he pulled from his pocket.

The 59-year-old man asked the cashier for all the money in the cash register. Unfazed by the threatening bullet, she declined, and he left the store empty-handed. A nearby private security guard at the Westown Shopping Center — alerted by the cashier — quickly ran the man to ground as bystanders called police.

Link - via News of the Weird

Dog Has Rebel Alliance Logo Cut into His Fur

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 04:07 PM PST

But what’s not obvious is that the dog isn’t working for the Alliance. He’s a spy for the Empire. The hairy emblem is part of a false flag operation. Do not trust this dog owned by a friend of Geekologie reader Joe.

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Teddy Bear Skin Rugs

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 03:55 PM PST

No, Fuzzy, noooooo! Yes, unfortunately. Fuzzy took the trapper’s bait and is now decorating a floor. Agustina Woodgate reminisced on her own childhood by making rugs from many stuffed animals. You can find more pictures and a video at the link.

Link -via Nerdcore | Artist’s Website | Photo by the artist

Previously by this artist: Castle Models Made from Human Hair

Hello Kitty Love Bandit

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 03:42 PM PST

Hello Kitty Love Bandit

Has a lover of Hello Kitty stolen your heart? Capture your sweethearts attention by giving them something fabulous from the Hello Kitty Love Bandit collection from the NeatoShop. This dangerously cute collection includes something for every budget:

Items sold separately. Shower your valentine with a gift of all 6.

Don’t let Valentine’s Day sneak up on you. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more purr-fectly adorable Hello Kitty items and fantastic Valentine’s Day gift ideas.

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Physics of Water Balloons

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 03:11 PM PST


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Learning about the physics of water balloons is almost as fun as playing with one! From the neat Tumblr blog F*ck Yeah Fluid Dynamics, here's a video of exploding water balloon by Hugh M. Lund and Stuart B. Dalziel of University of Cambridge:

This video explores some of the physics behind the much-loved bursting water balloon.

The first sections show some “canonical” cases—dropping water balloons onto a flat rigid surface. In some cases the balloon will bounce and in others it breaks. The bursting water balloons develop strong capillary waves (like ripples) across the upper surface and have some shear-induced deformation of the water surface as the rubber peals away.

Then the authors placed a water balloon underwater and vibrated it before bursting it with a pin. They note that the breakdown of the interface between the balloon water and surrounding water shows evidence of Rayleigh-Taylor and Richtmyer-Meshkov instabilities. The Rayleigh-Taylor instability is the mushroom-like formation observed when stratified fluids of differing densities mix, while the Richtmyer-Meshkov instability is associated with the impulsive acceleration of fluids of differing density.

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Illustrated Etymology

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 02:10 PM PST


1844, from berserk (n.) "Norse warrior," by 1835, an alternative form of berserker (1822), a word which was introduced by Sir Walter Scott, from O.N. berserkr (n.) "raging warrior of superhuman strength;" probably from *ber- "bear" + serkr "shirt," thus lit. "a warrior clothed in bearskin." Illustration: Adam R. Garcia

Designer Adam R. Garcia started this nifty project called Illustrated Etymology, where he invited artists to illustrate the history of words and their origins in graphical form.

Check it out: Link - via designworklife

Why Working Alone is Better

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 01:09 PM PST

Ever heard the saying that "a camel is a horse designed by committee"?

Despite the many downside of working in a group, your boss may be insisting that you "be a team player" or put you in an office without walls.

Well, hand him this article by Susan Cain, author of the forthcoming book Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking, excerpted here in The New York Times Sunday Review:

SOLITUDE is out of fashion. Our companies, our schools and our culture are in thrall to an idea I call the New Groupthink, which holds that creativity and achievement come from an oddly gregarious place. Most of us now work in teams, in offices without walls, for managers who prize people skills above all. Lone geniuses are out. Collaboration is in.

But there’s a problem with this view. Research strongly suggests that people are more creative when they enjoy privacy and freedom from interruption. And the most spectacularly creative people in many fields are often introverted, according to studies by the psychologists Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi and Gregory Feist. They’re extroverted enough to exchange and advance ideas, but see themselves as independent and individualistic. They’re not joiners by nature. [...]

The New Groupthink has overtaken our workplaces, our schools and our religious institutions. Anyone who has ever needed noise-canceling headphones in her own office or marked an online calendar with a fake meeting in order to escape yet another real one knows what I’m talking about. Virtually all American workers now spend time on teams and some 70 percent inhabit open-plan offices, in which no one has “a room of one’s own.” During the last decades, the average amount of space allotted to each employee shrank 300 square feet, from 500 square feet in the 1970s to 200 square feet in 2010.

Link (Image: Andy Rementer)

Real Life Corpse Bride

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:02 PM PST

"Till death do us part" does not apply to this tragic love story from Thailand, where a man decided to marry his bride, who died in a car accident just days before their planned wedding.

Oddity Central has the story of the real life corpse bride:

Merely days before the wedding, Sarinya was involved in a car crash, leaving her severely injured. She still could have been saved with timely medical attention. However, the doctors made her wait for 6 hours due to an overcrowded ICU instead of transferring her to another hospital. During this time, she succumbed to her injuries and passed away.

Deffy and Sarinya had been together for 10 years, before they finally decided to settle down. They had postponed the wedding several times, due to busy schedules and the fact that Deffy wanted to complete his education before he got married. However, after Sarinya’s untimely death, he couldn’t let her go without fulfilling her deepest desire. So, he decided to marry her anyway. On the 4th of January, in Buddhist ceremony, Deffy married the corpse of his girlfriend. The event took place in Surin, a city in northern Thailand. During the ceremony, he expressed his devotion and deep love for Sarinya.

Link (Photo: MThai)

Meet Ryan Langston, the Kid Fashion Model with Down Syndrome

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:02 AM PST

Rick Smith of the blog Noah's Dad, noticed something unusual in a Target circular. Like his son Noah, the model wearing the orange shirt has Down Syndrome.

That's very inclusive and all, but what really got Rick feeling good is that Target didn't make a big deal about it at all. He wrote:

This wasn’t a “Special Clothing For Special People” catalog. There wasn’t a call out somewhere on the page proudly proclaiming that “Target’s proud to feature a model with Down syndrome in this week’s ad!” And they didn’t even ask him to model a shirt with the phrase, “We Aren’t All Angels” printed on the front.

In other words, they didn’t make a big deal out of it. I like that.

Rick's post went viral and the model, Ryan Langston, got quite a bit of attention:

On the Internet, parents of other special needs children are praising the ads -- and Ryan -- an outpouring that's surprised and overwhelmed his parents, Amanda and Jim Langston. [...]

"The fact that they are not making a big deal - it's ironic," Ryan's father Jim said. "It's a big deal because they are not making a big deal about it."

The Langstons' decision to involve Ryan in modeling was never about the money, Amanda said. "This has just become his own thing," she said. And it's also turned into a confidence booster.

Read more about Ryan Langston over at The Daily Nightly: Link

Lady Gaga or Jem?

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:59 AM PST

Who was it: Stefani Germanotta or Jerrica Benton? These singers are better known as pop star Lady Gaga and '80s cartoon rock star Jem. In today’s Lunchtime Quiz at mental_floss, you’ll be given twelve statements, and you decide which diva it applies to. Believe it or not, I scored 75% without knowing anything about either of them! How did you do? Link

Happy Birthday, Betty White!

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:46 AM PST


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Actress Betty White is 90 years old today. NBC aired a birthday tribute last night, and President Obama took part by sending a video greeting. Link -via Buzzfeed

“Self-esteem” Not What It Used To Be

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:11 AM PST

A couple of decades of boosting children’s self-esteem turns out to not have much effect on a student’s grades. Oh, praise is still seen as effective, but educators are beginning to reward students for more than just showing up.

A growing body of research over three decades shows that easy, unearned praise does not help students but instead interferes with significant learning opportunities. As schools ratchet up academic standards for all students, new buzzwords are "persistence," "risk-taking" and "resilience" — each implying more sweat and strain than fuzzy, warm feelings.

"We used to think we could hand children self-esteem on a platter," Stanford University psychologist Carol Dweck said. "That has backfired."

Dweck's studies, embraced in Montgomery schools and elsewhere, have found that praising children for intelligence — "You're so clever!" — also backfires. In study after study, children rewarded for being smart become more likely to shy away from hard assignments that might tarnish their star reputations.

But children praised for trying hard or taking risks tend to enjoy challenges and find greater success. Children also perform better in the long term when they believe that their intellect is not a birthright but something that grows and develops as they learn new things.

Link -via TYWKIWDBI

(Image credit: Sarah L. Voisin/The Washington Post)

I’m Human

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:05 AM PST


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The broadcasting squad at Liberty Middle School in Madison, Alabama produced this video. It was entirely shot on iPads and mixed with music by Sigur Rós.

“As people were walking out of the school, it was clear that it was the best vibe in the school that had been there all year,” said broadcasting teacher Daniel Whitt. “Everyone was high fiving. People were smiling at each other. People were saying, 'Hey man loved your sign.’”

Link -via Metafilter

Vandals Leave Photographic Evidence

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 06:41 AM PST

A Frenchman and an Irishman went into a bar in New Zealand, but they weren’t supposed to. And they might have gotten away with the crime if they hadn’t left their camera with shots of their escapade in it.

David Farrell, 26, of Ireland, and Nicholas Moinet, 24, of France, were among a group of travelling vineyard workers who broke into the river boat on the Opawa River, Blenheim, drank alcohol and took photos of each other having a great time, and then left the camera behind.

In the Blenheim District Court yesterday, Judge Anthony Walsh fined the pair $300 each and ordered them to pay reparation of $240 to the boat’s owner before January 20 and additional court costs.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Graham Single said the pair boarded the boat with others and took photographs of themselves on Friday, December 9.

They removed the rollers on the door before drinking three bottles of spirits and taking more than 40 bottles of beer, Single said.

“The offenders left the boat and continued drinking at a nearby campground, leaving the camera behind. Police later identified them.”

Link -via Arbroath

(Image credit: Wikipedia user NordNordWest)

Foreclosure Quilts

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 06:38 AM PST

Kathryn Clark, an artist and former urban planner, created a series of quilts based on home foreclosures in different cities. The locations of the foreclosures are random, based on statistics from each city, and are represented by holes in the fabric. This quilt is called “Cleveland.” See some others at Trendland. Link -via Nag on the Lake

How Dead Is a Doornail?

Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:18 AM PST

by Mike Dubik, MD
Brian Wood, MD

For hundreds, if not thousands, of years it has been accepted as an axiom that inanimate objects, such as nails, are dead. This self-evident truth has been expressed in the phrase: “dead as a doornail.” Thus, someone who is unequivocally dead is said to be “dead as a doornail.”

Advanced life support technology now allows us to maintain the heart and lung’s functionality in patients who no longer have any brain function. This ability has created legal, moral and religious conundrums. Until a generation ago, these problems were solely the domain of a few ethicists who entertained them as theoretical exercises.

However, now most states have laws concerning brain death. The American Medical Association, the American Bar Association, the American Neurological Association, and the American Academy of Pediatrics came together and formed a Special Task Force1,2,3,4 and have endorsed the following as a definition of death: Irreversible cessation of all function of the entire brain, including the brain stem.

If the definition of death as expressed by the AMA et al has validity, it should be possible to compare this recent criteria against the widely accepted and time-tested “doornail” standard. We did just that.

We subjected a large doornail (see Figure 1) that was forged in 1986 to thorough examination, prolonged close observation, and an electroencephalogram (EEG).

Our Findings
The doornail was repeatedly examined and closely observed over a 24 hour period.

1. The nail did not exhibit any vocalizations of volitional activity.

2. The nail evidenced no spontaneous eye movements; neither could respiratory movements be detected.

3. There was no evidence of postural activity (decerebrate or decorticate).

4. The nail made no spontaneous or induced movements whatsoever. Thus, the nail met the “physical examination” criteria of death.3.4

A well-executed and reliably read electroencephalogram is a useful adjunct in the diagnosis of brain death. We performed a 30-minute EEG to document electrocerebral silence (see Figure 2). As is of ten the case with small children, it was not possible to meet the standard requirement for 10 cm electrode separation. Instead, the inter-electrode distance was decreased proportionally to the size of the nail’s head. The EEG was isoelectric, i.e. flat. Further, there was no electrical response to rousing stimuli. When we subjected the doornail to rousing stimuli, there was no response.

We conclude that the criteria for death as described in modem medical literature 1,2,3.4 is valid and may be used with confidence by clinicians.

References
1. “Determination of brain death,” Ad Hoc Committee on Brain Death (The Children’s Hospital, Boston, MA),  Journal of Pediatrics, vol. 110, January, 1987, pp. 15-19.

2. “Guidelines for the determination of death,” President’s Commission for the Study of Ethical Problems in Medicine and Biomedical and Behavioral Research, Washington, DC, Journal of the American Medical Association, vol. 246, 1981, p. 2184.

3. Report of a Special Task Force: Guidelines for the Determination of Brain Death in Children,” Pediatrics, 1987, vol. 8, no. 2, pp. 298-300.

4. “Guidelines for the Determination of Brain Death in Children,” Task Force for the Determination of Brain Death in Children, Neurology, vol. 37, June, 1987, pp. 1077-8.

5. You should see the door it came from.

6. The patient was seven years old at the time of the study.

(Title image credit: Flickr user topher76)

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