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Rail Bike

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 05:13 AM PDT

Twenty minutes ago, I had never heard of rail bikes. This one, apparently, is not the only one. Velospace member Stinky Pete writes, “This is what happnes when a person works nights with too much time to think.” I should start working nights if it produces marvels like this.

Link -via Make | More Rail Bikes

The Lost Continent of Atlantis

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 05:07 AM PDT

Poseidon

The following is an article from Uncle John’s Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader.

Atlantis is one of the longest lasting -and most easily disproved- myths in world history. Yet people just keep looking for it.

PLATO’S RETREAT

According to the ancient Greek philosopher Plato, Atlantis was a continent larger than Asia and Africa combined, sitting on the western edge of the Mediterranean Sea. Its capital city was built in a perfect circle, composed of alternating bands of earth and water. At its center was a temple to the Greek god Poseidon, surrounded by walls of solid gold and coated in silver. The city was equipped with canals, tunnels, racetracks, and a prodigious merchant fleet, all remarkable achievements for more than 12,000 years ago and more than 9,000 years before the golden age of ancient Greece.

Athanasius Kircher's Map of Atlantis, 1669

And then… it vanished. As the Atlantian army attempted to conquer the known world, having already enslaved much of Asia, Africa, and Europe, it was defeated by an early incarnation of Greece. In what the Greeks believed to be an act of divine intervention, the continent of Atlantis was destroyed in 24 hours by violent earthquakes and floods, sending it to the bottom of the sea.

There’s just one big problem with this story: It’s just a story. Everything “known” about Atlantis was laid out in two of Plato’s dialogues: Timaeus and Critias. The story may have been based on real events,such as the volcanic eruption on the Greek island of Thera. It may also have been inspired by much older mythological tales such as the Trojan War. Or it may have been purely an invention of Plato’s imagination. We may never know for sure. No evidence of any civilization matching Plato’s description has ever been discovered, but his descriptions are so vivid that for centuries many have believed Atlantis to be real.

BANANA FLOAT

Plato may have started the legend, but it was popularized (and expanded upon) in modern times by late 19th century Minnesota congressman, academic, and eccentric Ignatius Donnelly. He dabbled in astronomy, geology, botany, religion, law, and science fiction, all in order to help him prove that Atlantis was real. Donnelly had two major pieces of “evidence.”

* The first was the Biblical story of the Great Flood and similar flood tales from around the world. That would explain how Atlantis sank and disappeared: It was the same flood that prompted Noah to build his ark.

* The second piece of proof: the banana. Since it’s seedless, Donnelly believed its propagation would require humans to plant the fruit as they migrated from one part of the world to the next. And since the banana is native to Africa, Asia, and South America, there would have to be some sort of land bridge that banana planters would have used. The land bridge: Atlantis, of course.

Map from Ignatius Donelly's Atlantis: the Antediluvian World, 1882.

Based on Plato’s writings, Donnelly pinpointed Atlantis’s original location as just outside the Mediterranean Sea. The Azore Islands, west of Spain, would be the exposed portion of the highest peaks of the sunken continent. Donnelly’s addition to the myth: He proposed that Alantians were technologically advanced, inventing the compass and gunpowder thousands of years before the rest of the world invented written language.

STEINER’S WAY

Rudolf Steiner, a 20th century German philosopher, added more to the theory of Atlantis, suggesting it was the place where the physics of life on Earth were developed. According to Steiner, millions of years ago on Atlantis, solid objects behaved more like liquids, liquids behaved more like gasses, and humans had not yet split into two separate genders. The technologically advanced humanoids on Atlantis, located off the coast of India, drove flying cars, which they powered with “spiritual energy” and the life force found in plant seeds. And where did Steiner discover this?  In his book Cosmic Memory, he claimed that he “was not at liberty to disclose” his sources, but his number one source was clearly his own vivid imagination.

MUCKING ABOUT

In the 1940s, German researcher Otto Muck joined Donnelly’s “theories” with a sprinkling f actual science. Muck theorized that a cataclysmic volcanic explosion, triggered by a hammering of meteors, is what ultmiately destroyed the Atlantian empire. Like Donnelly, Muck hunted down parallel tales of a big flood in many world mythologies. Unlike Donnelly’s, Muck’s description and dating of the event is much more exact. Using a calendar system inspired by the ancient Mayans (who Muck believed were colonists from Atlantis), he claimed to have calculated the destruction of Atlantis down to the hour: about noon on June 6, 8498 B.C.

While Donnelly looked to bananas, Muck’s preferred theory involved eels. In his book The Secret of Atlantis, he discusses the European eel, which hatches in an area of the mid-Atlantic Ocean called the Sargasso Sea, and migrates to freshwater streams all over Europe. Muck’s explanation: The eels used to migrate to Atlantis. When it disappeared, they had nowhere else to go, so they started migrating to Europe.

SO, WHERE IS IT?

Modern geology and oceanography simply do not allow for the existence of a continent the size of Atlantis anywhere in the Atlantic Ocean. Bananas and eels notwithstanding, the thousands of years spent searching for evidence that proves the existence of Atlantis has yielded exactly… nothing. But that hasn’t stopped the true believers. Atlantis hunters like to get creative with Plato’s data, theorizing that he somehow fudged the location, which means that Atlantis could be anywhere. Theories have placed the lost continent near Ireland, near Bolivia, in the South China Sea, and in the Bahamas.

Google Earth image, 2009.

Or maybe Atlantis is right in front of us. In February 2009, British newspapers reported that Atlantis was visible on the Google Earth satellite imaging service. A look at the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Morocco indeed yields a strange series of lines and angles.  Google says the discrepancy is the result of an error in processing the satellite image. But this happens to be near Spain and the Mediterranean Sea -the exact spot where Plato said Atlantis was.

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Proof You Aren’t Actually Reading All Those Privacy Policies

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 04:12 AM PDT

You can click all the boxes you want, but we all know you aren’t really reading all those privacy policies you agree to online. How do I know that? Because scientists have estimated that the average internet user would spend a month every year reading all the policies for all the sites they visit and let’s face it, you aren’t sitting back and reading boring legalese that often.

They measure the length of privacy policies, ranging from just 144 words up to 7,669 words (median is around 2,500 words) and recognize that at a standard reading pace of 250 words per minute, most privacy policies take about eight to ten minutes to read. They also ran some tests to figure out how long it actually takes people to read and/or skim privacy policies.

They put all of this together and estimated that it would normally take a person about 244 hours per year to read every new privacy policy they encountered… and even 154 hours just to skim them.

So how many of these have you even skimmed in the past year?

Link Via BoingBoing

Get the Wolf Boy, Get Him

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 03:08 AM PDT

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No, this isn’t in slow motion, this dog is just very, very sneaky. No matter how sneaky he is though, a real wolf would notice him before he got that close.

Via BoingBoing

Dalek Appears At MIT

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 02:58 AM PDT

A few years ago, the Doctor and his TARDIS appeared at MIT, so it was only a matter of time before his arch-rivals showed up as well. Hopefully the Doctor can return in time to stop whatever diabolical plot they have been working on.

Link Via io9

Monsters Of Rock By Jason Edmiston

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 01:43 AM PDT

Jason Edmiston confirms what I’ve always suspected-some of the biggest legends in rock and roll history are actually monsters in disguise!

Watch them shred, claw and roar their way into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, one twisted chord at a time.

I’m surprised Keith Richards isn’t featured among this motley crew, because there has to be monster blood pumping through his veins for him to have lived this long!

–Phone Booth Gallery Link

Link  –via Creep Machine

Paper Craft Mario Brothers Automaton

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 12:52 AM PDT

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From the screenshot, it’s easy to get mislead into thinking this video just shows the automaton at work, but even better, it actually shows the device being created so you can even make your own delightful toy.

Via Craftzine

Awesome Iron Man Stained Glass Lamp

Posted: 30 Apr 2012 12:45 AM PDT

Referring to Tony Stark as “bright” is an understatement, but this stained glass lampshade, made by DeviantARTist mclanesmemories and shaped like Iron Man’s helmet, is certainly a bright idea in home decor!

The geometric stained glass look is pretty square, representing Tony’s scientific side, while the vibrant colors reveal the billionaire playboy beneath the armor. This is quite possibly the classiest piece of Iron Man themed art work ever made!

Link  –via Obvious Winner

Animated Music Video For Pree’s “Te Koop/A Vendre”

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 11:57 PM PDT

(YouTube Link)

This is one cool animated music video for Pree‘s song “Te Koop/A Vendre”, and it’s full of rich paper textures and a nature theme that finds the band playing with the birds in the trees. It’s a visual delight, and the song ain’t bad either!

–via Cartoon Brew

Brilliant Clockwork Android Doctor Who Costume

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 11:51 PM PDT

To be fair, it’s the wrong doctor for the “The Girl in the Fireplace” episode, but it’s still an amazing costume set. The picture was posted on Reddit and eventually the creator even came forward with pictures of the costume itself being created. They aren’t detailed enough to serve as a how-to, but they’re good for inspiration if you want to follow in her steps.

Link Via io9

Concept Art From Sci Fi Film John Carter

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 10:58 PM PDT

The movie adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ seminal science fiction novel A Princess of Mars may have been a commercial failure, but the visual effects, and the concept art behind the visuals, represent the highest level of industry excellence.

Artist Michael Kutsche has kindly shared some of the character and creature designs he created for John Carter with the interwebs, and it should be put together in a book with the rest of the concept art for the movie right away!

Link  –via JazJaz

–another concept art Link

NC State Student Recruitment Film From The 1980s

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 09:57 PM PDT

(YouTube Link)

If you’re looking for a good education, top ranking sports programs and a peer group striving for academic excellence then you should probably look into attending Duke, Wake Forest or the University of North Carolina.

But if you want to attend college for the booze, buds and sunbathing then you should check out North Carolina State!

I’m not sure whether this short film was made as a joke or a student’s attempt to recruit more party people for their campus, but either way it’s fun to watch and totally 80s!

–via Ology

Which Booth Would You Choose?

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 08:44 PM PDT

When faced with the decision of which booth to support, for charity of course, I think I’d have to go with the biting booth. I’ve heard the theories about a dog’s mouth being cleaner than a human’s, but the stench of liver flavored dog treats overrides any fear I have of germs!

Link  –via Tastefully Offensive

The College Graduation Speech You Wish You’d Heard

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 08:00 PM PDT

Author Charles Wheelan's first job after college was to write commencement speeches for a governor, offering "tidbits of wisdom" to graduating seniors, which was quite remarkable given that he had just graduated himself a year before.

So he decided to tell the honest-to-goodness truth, in this mock speech that he wished he had heard for his own college graduation:

In the decades since, I've spent most of my career teaching economics and public policy. In particular, I've studied happiness and well-being, about which we now know a great deal. And I've found that the saccharine and over-optimistic words of the typical commencement address hold few of the lessons young people really need to hear about what lies ahead. Here, then, is what I wish someone had told the Class of 1988:

4. Marry someone smarter than you are. When I was getting a Ph.D., my wife Leah had a steady income. When she wanted to start a software company, I had a job with health benefits. (To clarify, having a "spouse with benefits" is different from having a "friend with benefits.") You will do better in life if you have a second economic oar in the water. I also want to alert you to the fact that commencement is like shooting smart fish in a barrel. The Phi Beta Kappa members will have pink-and-blue ribbons on their gowns. The summa cum laude graduates have their names printed in the program. Seize the opportunity!

7. Your parents don't want what is best for you. They want what is good for you, which isn't always the same thing. There is a natural instinct to protect our children from risk and discomfort, and therefore to urge safe choices. Theodore Roosevelt—soldier, explorer, president—once remarked, "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." Great quote, but I am willing to bet that Teddy's mother wanted him to be a doctor or a lawyer.

Link | More: 101/2 Things No Commencement Speaker Has Ever Said

See also: Graduation Bobblehead from the NeatoShop

They cannot, they must not quote Dr. Seuss. Not in the school. Not in the hall. Not in B.C. No, not at all.

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:00 PM PDT

Teachers in British Columbia, Canada, were told that they could not, should not quote Dr. Seuss because they're considered political messages:

B.C. teachers are upset with Bill 22, which came into effect last month, ending their strike and bringing in a mediator. In Prince Rupert, teachers have been displaying their disappointment on T-shirts, signs and bumper stickers.

Now, a Grade 1 teacher at a Prince Rupert elementary school has been told by the school district she could be disciplined for having the quote "I know, up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights" on her clothing or in her vehicle while on school property.

The quote comes from Dr. Seuss's book Yertle the Turtle, in which Yertle orders the other turtles to stack up on one another so he can climb to the top and see all there is to see.

In all, eight teachers in the district have received letters letting them know they could face discipline for displaying political messages.

Gemma Karstens-Smith of Postmedia News wrote the story: Link

13 Yankees Trapped in Elevator at Confederate Monument

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 04:41 PM PDT

A 351 foot tall obelisk near Hopkinsville, Kentucky marks the birthplace of Jefferson Davis, the first and last President of the Confederate States of America. Yesterday, his ghost smote tourists from Illinois who tried to ride the elevator to the top:

But a group of 13 from “up north” were held captive in an elevator atop the Jefferson Davis Monument, in Hopkinsville, KY, for just more than an hour Saturday morning.

Firefighters were able to reach the tourist group from Illinois, and all 13 were able to walk down the stairs safely, according to Lt. Micheal Martin, Fairview Volunteer Fire Department.

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo: US National Archives

The Avengers Fight on Facebook

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 04:00 PM PDT

There's no dissin' like Facebook dissin'! Jon Athmann of Team Pwnicorn assembles The Avengers on Facebook, and Nerd Approved has the funniest pics: Link

Doctor Who Cake Pops

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 02:59 PM PDT

Aurora Cakes in Burghead, UK made cake pops that closely resemble Doctor Who characters.

Back row, left to right: Clockwork Man, an Ood, the TARDIS, and a Cyberman.
Front row, left to right: a Raxacoricofallapatorian and an Adipose.

Link -via The Mary Sue | Aurora Cakes

Chewing Gum is Bad For Your Brain

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 02:00 PM PDT

Gasp! My fourth grade teacher might've been right after all - chewing gum in class may actually be bad for you:

... scientists at Cardiff University in Wales now find chewing gum can impair classic tests of short-term memory — recalling lists of words and numbers in the order in which they were seen or heard. They also saw that people were less able to spot missing items in lists — for instance, that '7' was missing the list '28149365' taken from the digit set 1 to 9.

Link (Photo: Shutterstock) | The study by Michail D. Kozlov, et al.

Captain America Wall Clock

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 01:00 PM PDT

Captain America Wall Clock – $27.95

Attention Marvel fans! Are you looking for the perfect way to count down the hours to the release of the new Avengers movie? You need Captain America Wall Clock from the NeatoShop. This great eye-catching clock will make sure you are on time to wait in line.

Thor Wall Clock and Hulk Wall Clock also available.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Captain America items and awesome Clocks & Timers.

Link

Coming Soon to a Monster Movie Near You: Giant Flying Squirrel

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 12:59 PM PDT

There are 43 flying squirrel species in the world. The red and white giant flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus) is the biggest. It’s about 40 centimeters or feet long, I forget which. Burrard-Lucas Photography captured this great shot of one in the Qinling Mountains of China.

Link -via TYWKIWDBI | Photographer’s Website

Why It Sucks Being Left-Handed

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 12:00 PM PDT

Lefties sure got the short shrift. Mental_floss blog outlines the 7 downsides of being a south paw. For example:

2. They May Get Paid Less
Full disclosure: this one is contentious. Some studies have found there is no difference between handedness and how much a person makes. However, a seminal study by Harvard University found that lefties make 10% less on average than their right-handed counterparts. This may be due partly to the fact that lefties are less likely to complete college. The same researcher found that despite the oft repeated claim that lefties have higher IQs on average than righties, left-handed people actually score slightly lower on math and reading comprehension tests.

Another study published in The Journal of Human Resources found that while left-handed men’s salaries were comparable to righties, left-handed women made significantly less.

7. The World Is Trying to Kill Them
The world isn’t just driving lefties to drink, though. It’s also killing them. Left-handed people seem to expire anywhere from a few months to a few years before righties, all other things being equal. One of the deadliest problems is simply that the world isn’t laid out best for lefties. This leads to left-handed people being five times more likely to die in accidents than right-handed people.

Link

How Many Wives Should a CEO Have?

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 11:00 AM PDT

Two, apparently. One is too few, and three is too many.

The optimum number of wives that a company CEO should have (from a shareholder's perspective, not the first wife's) is two:

Two is a good number, reckons Jon Moulton of Better Capital, a private-equity firm. (Maybe a boss with alimony to pay must work harder.) But three is too many. Getting divorced too often may be a sign of an unstable character. [...]

Marriage is a surprisingly good predictor of management style, reckon Nikolai Roussanov and Pavel Savor of Wharton Business School. The average unmarried boss invests 69% more than his married counterpart, they find. But his swashbuckling can be costly: the returns he generates are more volatile. This “single” effect is strongest among young bosses, unsurprisingly.

Link (Image: Shutterstock) - via Freakonomics

 

Mathematical Sweater

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 10:59 AM PDT

Sondra Eklund, a knitter, mathematician, and YA librarian, designed and crafted this sweater. It shows, in colors, the prime factorization of every number between 2 and 100:

Okay, here's how it works. You have to start in the bottom lefthand corner, because the mathematician in me couldn't bear to start anywhere except where the origin would be on Cartesian coordinates. Naturally, the numbers go from left to right and from low to high.

Okay, look at the bottom row. It looks like there is a blank space on the left. That represents 1, because 1 is the background color, because 1 is a factor of every number. Next is a blue square, which represents 2. Next is a red square, for 3. Then comes 4. 4 = 2 x 2. So 4 is represented by two blue rectangles. Then comes 5. 5 is prime, so 5 gets a new color, yellow.

Next is 6. 6 = 2 x 3. So 6 is represented by a blue rectangle and a red rectangle. [...] Get the idea? This sweater presents a chart giving the color-coded prime factorization of every number from 2 to 100.

Makes sense to me.

Link -via Nerdcore

Brain Injury Turned Man into Math Genius

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 10:02 AM PDT

Genius: we used to think that you're either born with it or not. But today, we learn that there's another route to become a mathematical genius - being bonked in the head.

That's what happened to Jason Padgett, 41, a college dropout who became a math genius after he suffered a brain trauma in a mugging:

Ten years ago, Padgett was only interested in two things: working out and partying. One night he was walking out of a karaoke club in Tacoma when he was brutally attacked by muggers who beat and kicked him in the head repeatedly. Padgett said they were after his $99 leather jacket.

“All I saw was a bright flash of light and the next thing I knew I was on my knees on the ground and I thought, ‘I’m gonna get killed,’” he said.

At the time, doctors said he had a concussion, but within a day or two, Padgett began to notice something remarkable. This college dropout who couldn’t draw became obsessed with drawing intricate diagrams, but didn’t know what they were.

Neal Karlinsky and Meredith Frost of ABC New's Medical Unit has the story: Link

Previously on Neatorama: 10 Most Fascinating Savants in the World

It’s a Beermergency! Call the Beerbulance!

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 08:56 AM PDT


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There are two kinds of beermergencies: bad beer and no beer. In either event, call the Beerbulance for immediate assistance from beer professionals. The Beerbulance is a promotional gimmick for Red Brick Brewing in Atlanta, Georgia. Drivers use it to pick up customers and deliver them to the brewhouse.

Official Website -via Nag on the Lake

A Dentist Scorned

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 08:00 AM PDT

Anna Mackowiak, a 34-year-old dentist in Wroclaw, Poland, was surprised when 45-year-old Marek Olszewski came to her office complaining of a toothache. See, Olszewski had been her boyfriend until he broke off the relationship just a few days earlier.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

“But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out,” she admitted.

After putting him to sleep with a heavy dose of anesthetic, the spurned dentist locked the door and then began plucking his teeth out one by one.

She then wrapped his head and jaw in bandage to prevent him opening his mouth and told him there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

Olszewski was quite upset when he looked at his mouth after going home. He said his new girlfriend, for whom he dumped the dentist, has since left him because she “can't be with a man without teeth.” Mackowiak is under investigation for malpractice. Link -via Arbroath

(Image credit: Flickr user dmmalva)

Hummingbirds in Flight

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 07:00 AM PDT

Ruby Throated Hummingbird II

You know how it is: anytime we see a hummingbird, we stop and watch, but they fly so fast and dart around so much that you really can’t get a good look at an individual bird. But by the magic of high-speed photography, we can see many different species of hummingbirds frozen in time, in a collection of pictures at Ark in Space. Link -via the Presurfer

(Image credit: Flickr user Chris Dupe)

Cheetah and Dog are Roommates

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:30 AM PDT


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One year ago, Busch Gardens Tampa introduced the public to a cheetah cub and a yellow Lab puppy who are best friends.

The pair — later named Kasi and Mtani by park fans via a Facebook poll — spent only supervised play times together at first. Now, a year later, they live together full time at the park’s Cheetah Run habitat and even travel together to schools, events and television studios, helping the park’s education team teach the public about the plight of cheetahs in the wild and the importance of Busch Gardens’ conservation efforts.

Male cheetahs in the wild often hang with other male cheetahs, and zoos sometimes use a dog to fill the role, but this is Busch Gardens’ first cheetah-dog pairing. -via Buzzfeed

The Invention of Jaywalking

Posted: 29 Apr 2012 06:01 AM PDT

Laws against jaywalking are there to protect people from automobiles, but that’s a relatively new concept in the long history of roads. A hundred years ago, pedestrians had the same right to use the streets as cars (or horses, for that matter). When a person on foot was killed by the newfangled automobiles, it was always assumed to be the driver’s fault.

"If you ask people today what a street is for, they will say cars," says Norton. "That's practically the opposite of what they would have said 100 years ago."

Streets back then were vibrant places with a multitude of users and uses. When the automobile first showed up, Norton says, it was seen as an intruder and a menace. Editorial cartoons regularly depicted the Grim Reaper behind the wheel. That image persisted well into the 1920s.

Today, livable streets advocates such as New York's Transportation Alternatives spend a lot of time and energy trying to get people to take pedestrian fatalities seriously. But at the beginning of the 20th century, traffic deaths – particularly the deaths of children – drew enormous attention.

"If a child is struck and killed by a car in 2012, it is treated as a private loss, to be grieved privately by the family," Norton says. "Before, this stuff was treated as a public loss – much like the death of soldiers." Mayors dedicated monuments to the victims of traffic crimes, accompanied by marching bands and children dressed in white, carrying flowers.

So what happened that relegated pedestrians to the sidewalks and cross walks? The turning point was a public relations battle over a referendum in Cincinnati. Read what happened at The Atlantic Cities. Link -via Boing Boing

(Image credit: Flickr user Jay Wilson)

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