The Onion Just Pissed Off The Entire Internet

'Paperman' Producer Thrown Out Of Oscars For Throwing Paper Airplanes, Secrets Behind The Capture Of The FBI's Most Wanted Man, Billboard Converts Desert Air Into Drinking Water, Google Has Planted A Secret Surprise In Its High-End Chromebook, The Onion Calls 9-Year-Old Actress A C*nt The Daily Digg Monday, February 25, 2013 WORTH IT 'Paperman' Producer Thrown Out Of Oscars For Throwing Paper Airplanes hollywoodreporter.com After Disney's 'Paperman' won the Academy Award for best animated short Sunday, producer Kristina Reed began throwing paper airplanes, about three or four -- with kisses on them, like the ones seen in the film -- from her seat in the mezzanine. WHITEY BULGER Secrets Behind The Capture Of The FBI's Most Wanted Man salon.com After bin Laden's death, mob boss Whitey Bulger was the most wanted man in America. Then he made two mistakes. NOT A HALLUCINATION Billboard Converts Desert Air Into Drinking Water news.discovery.com We all know the adage of turning lemons into lemonade. But have you heard the one about the billboard that turned polluted desert air into drinkable water? EASTER EGG HUNT Google Has Planted A Secret Surprise In Its High-End Chromebook businessinsider.com An "Easter egg" is a hidden message or joke that software developers sneak into their projects. Google has hidden one in its new, high-end Chromebook laptop, the Pixel. AH, THERE'S THE LINE The Onion Calls 9-Year-Old Actress A C*nt twitchy.com Well that's something you don't see every day. Read more on Digg.com → STILL A WINNER Best Actress winner Jennifer Lawrence falls onstage at the 85th Annual Academy Awards on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images/Newscom Digg for iPhone & iPad   •   Twitter   •   Facebook digg.com   •   Unsubscribe © 2013 News.me Inc. 416 West 13th Street #203, NY, NY 10014