In Defense Of Bouncers

PLUS This Couple's Romantic Restaurant Photo Went Horribly Wrong * The Definitive Ranking of the 1,001 Best Movies Ever * 13 Simple Ways To Become The Best Dressed Guy At Work * Tales of Desperation: 10 New Yorkers on What They Had to Do to Stay in NYC * Why I'm Still Here: Miami * What Kind of Alcohol Gives You the Worst Hangover? * Turns Out, Almond Milk Has No Almonds in It
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A Begrudging Defense of the Bouncer

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