This Maniac Spent £20,000 on Surgery to Look Like David Beckham, and We're Extremely Confused and more...  In This Issue...  This Maniac Spent £20,000 on Surgery to Look Like David Beckham, and We're Extremely Confused  Martin Shkreli Is Staging an Auction to Let One Very Lucky Person Punch Him in the Face, and the Internet's Already Fired Up  When Your Pet Python Gives Your Head a Great Big Hug, You May Want to Start Rethinking Your Choice in Pets  After This Guy Found out His Sister Had Been Killed in a Car Crash, He Got Help from One Truly Awesome Cop  Don't You Hate It When You Lock Your Keys in the Car?  These Parenting "Wins" Are Iffy at Best, some of Them Are Outright Fails  Sad Bernie Sanders Watching the Debate Is All of Us  You Forgot Your Lunch!  The Best and the Worst of Last Night's First 2016 Presidential Debate  The Final Countdown Sounds Even More Retro When Played on Old Computer Equipment  This Orchestra Literally Plays With Their Food  It's a Little Early for Snowboarding So This Pro Took His Snowboard for a Spin on the Clouds  Are People Really Falling for This Secret IPhone 7 "Hack"?  Couple Reminisces on Recent Travels Only to Find out They Were Being Robbed by an Adorable Photo Op  This Trump vs Hillary Dance Battle Parody Is (Hopefully) the Weirdest Thing About the Presidential Debate  More Recent Articles This Maniac Spent £20,000 on Surgery to Look Like David Beckham, and We're Extremely Confused   Submitted by: (via This Morning ) Tagged: wtf , FAIL , David Beckham , ridiculous , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Martin Shkreli Is Staging an Auction to Let One Very Lucky Person Punch Him in the Face, and the Internet's Already Fired Up Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming about punching Martin Shrekli in the face amidst the plethora of irritating news about the latest dumb thing the jackass said? Yeah, well, turns out Shkreli is feeling extra charitable these days; and in an attempt to raise money for the son of his friend Mike Kulich--the XHamster publicist who passed away--he's letting the highest bidder punch him in the face. Submitted by: Tagged: twitter , news , FAIL , annoying , martin shkreli , reactions Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   When Your Pet Python Gives Your Head a Great Big Hug, You May Want to Start Rethinking Your Choice in Pets   Submitted by: (via Storyful) Tagged: nope , snakes , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   After This Guy Found out His Sister Had Been Killed in a Car Crash, He Got Help from One Truly Awesome Cop On Sunday at 3 in the morning Mark Ross was notified that his sister, Eliza Fletcher (15 years old) had been killed in a car crash. Inside Edition reports that Trooper J. Davis ended up pulling their car over for speeding over 100mph; and that when Davis determined that Ross had an outstanding warrant and that his license had been suspended, he ended up towing their car. Fast forward a bit, and Ohio State Highway Patrol Sergeant David Robinson showed up and saved the day! Ross also went on to share some texts he'd exchanged with his sister mere weeks ago. May she rest in peace. Submitted by: (via Mark Ross) Tagged: Sad , cops , news , heartwarming Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Don't You Hate It When You Lock Your Keys in the Car?   Submitted by: (via Peachey Currie) Tagged: keys , cars , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   These Parenting "Wins" Are Iffy at Best, some of Them Are Outright Fails These people on Twitter are declaring their parenting "wins" but...we're not too sure how right they are about that. Submitted by: Tagged: FAIL , wins , list , kids , parenting Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Sad Bernie Sanders Watching the Debate Is All of Us Bernie Sanders was definitely watching the debate last night and this picture pretty much encapsulates the way most people are feeling. Needless to say, many people captioned and memed it, so here they are. Submitted by: Tagged: list , bernie sanders , Memes , politics Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   You Forgot Your Lunch!   Submitted by: (via MAKE SENSE) Tagged: lunch , throw , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   The Best and the Worst of Last Night's First 2016 Presidential Debate Last night Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debated passionately for 90 minutes at Hofstra University in New York, for the first Presidential Debate; and it was just about as ridiculous as anyone might expect it to be. Here are some of the highlights making the rounds on our news feed today. Submitted by: Tagged: news , donald trump , debate , Hillary Clinton , politics Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   The Final Countdown Sounds Even More Retro When Played on Old Computer Equipment   Submitted by: (via Paweł Zadrożniak) Tagged: computers , Music , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   This Orchestra Literally Plays With Their Food   Submitted by: (via Great Big Story) Tagged: Music , Video , vegetables Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   It's a Little Early for Snowboarding So This Pro Took His Snowboard for a Spin on the Clouds   Submitted by: (via Wildman Cenni) Tagged: clouds , win , Video , snowboarding Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Are People Really Falling for This Secret IPhone 7 "Hack"?   This latest troll information suggests that you can find a secret headphone jack in the new iPhone 7s by drilling a hole in the phone. In case you think that's a good idea, DON'T TRY THAT!  There seem to be a lot of angry responses from people who did.  Although, it's hard to tell which ones are trolls and which ones somehow aren't in on the joke.  Submitted by: (via TechRax) Tagged: iphone , Video , prank Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   Couple Reminisces on Recent Travels Only to Find out They Were Being Robbed by an Adorable Photo Op The reddit user (username now deleted) who posted this picture said they noticed it after the fact.  Submitted by: (via MedardBoss) Tagged: image , FAIL , Travel , theft Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   This Trump vs Hillary Dance Battle Parody Is (Hopefully) the Weirdest Thing About the Presidential Debate   Submitted by: (via ScottDW) Tagged: donald trump , Hillary Clinton , parody , Video Share on Facebook         • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Tom Hanks Wandered up to a Married Couple in Central Park to Photobomb Their Wedding Photos This Man's Amazing T-Rex Impersonation Will Transport You Back to When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth Massive Inflatable Fish Attacks Guy During Half-Time Show, To The Tune of 'Eat It' The Key to a Good Magic Trick Is Making Sure Your Assistant Is on the Same Page Giant Inflatable Duck Wreaks Havoc on Scotland       Click here to safely unsubscribe from "The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG." 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