Tumblr Thread: Octopuses Are Clever Brain Lords This quick and informative collection of Tumblr posts shines some light on the fascinating, slimy, intellectual behemoths that are the octopuses of this world. Basically, you better be ready for some eerie and deeply unsettling trickery if you're going to be a security guard at an aquarium that houses octopuses. And you better make sure that there are no bad shrimp in the batches that you're feeding them. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about customers' mythically powerful coffee orders. 
Entitled Coworker Learns Lesson On Christmas Day Jane was playing with fire. She thought she'd just go on and on, not helping out her teammates, and instead proactively making their work situations genuinely unpleasant environments. Just picturing the mystified look of pure confused, terror on Jane's face when this employee dipped out on Christmas Day is enough to put a smile on your face. Sounds like the manager wasn't doing anything to help the situation either, so it's not terrible he had to show up to address the meltdown on Christmas Day. Check out some more juicy revenge drama with this property manager who was terrible, and ended up getting canned. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 
Fastest Ways People's Co-Workers Got Fired It's nothing short of a miracle that these people were able to weasel their way into getting jobs in the first place. You've got the dude with the next level situational awareness, who decided it'd be a good move to light up a smoke next to a bunch of hay. Or you've got the other prime job candidate who was hired, and then proceeded to just never show up. It's as if some people get hired just to see how long it'll take them to get fired. Try hard enough, and it really won't take too much time to get canned at all. Check out another entertaining AskReddit thread that's about the ways workers got their bosses fired. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 
Guy Transforms Brother's Crazy Voicemail Into Music Video It's videos like this that make us genuinely appreciative to have the internet around. What would've otherwise just been an insane voicemail from a dude's rambling brother has been transformed into nothing short of modern day art. 
Dude Lives To Regret Staring At The Sun As A Kid Man, this might get the anxiety flowing for anyone out there that ever did something similar to this as a kid. It's funny and unfortunate that as kids we're all just led along, sometimes down the wrong routes, due to our overwhelming curiosity. The lesson here is obviously to not stare at the sun! And if you have any kids, make sure they're not doing something similar to this! 
Karen Racks Up $16K Phone Bill, Rejects Help From Call Center All we're missing in this story about a Karen racking up a disgusting $16K cell phone bill while on vacation in some remote island, is a picture of what Karen's face looked like when she learned she was only being given $25 in credit toward the bill. Mind you, this is $25 in credit compared to the thousands ($14K) she was previously offered by a tremendously helpful call center employee. But no, Karen got unbelievably greedy (if not fraudulent), and rejected the kindness being shown to her. Suffice to say, she certainly paid the price. 
Choosing Beggar Takes Lowballing To New Extreme Some people are blinded by their own entitlement to such an extent that it's generally impossible to reason with them. This conversation was clearly destined to go nowhere from the start. The choosing beggar came out waving all the red flags. Also, the whole delivery demand situation was truly mind boggling. 
Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 
Old Lady Accuses Neighbor Of Smoking In Bathroom, Neighbor Proves Otherwise While we don't exactly have the fairytale ending because the cops showed up, it still must've been satisfying for this tenant to repeatedly prove to their whiny neighbor that they weren't actually smoking inside. That being said, it does sound like the old lady neighbor finally stopped bothering her neighbor about something that they were never doing in the first place. So, there's that nice silver lining. 
Wildest Reasons Students Didn't Complete Assignments Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most unexpected excuses that teachers received from students. We've got our fair share of excuses that were clearly blatant lies, and then we've got the brutal, unexpected reasons that kids didn't turn in assignments that were just crazy enough to be actual truths. You never know what could be going on in someone's life! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 
Company Demands Employee Get To Work On Broken Bike This company learned their lesson the hard way when it came to demanding an employee turn up at work, in spite of having to deal with a broken bike. Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like a company that refuses to recognize their employees will have curveballs pop up, and that sometimes meetings simply can't be made. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 
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