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Chef David Chang Becomes First Celeb To Win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and more...

Finally, someone goes ahead and takes home the big prize of $1 million on this dang show. This is exactly what 2020 needed.
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Chef David Chang Becomes First Celeb To Win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and more...


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Chef David Chang Becomes First Celeb To Win Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
 

Finally, someone goes ahead and takes home the big prize of $1 million on this dang show. This is exactly what 2020 needed. 

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Daughter Tries Warhead Candy For First Time, Reaction's Oscar Worthy
 

Warheads aren't for everyone. With that being said though, many of us can recall the first time we tried to muddle through eating one of those notoriously sour warheads without losing our minds They can be a lot. 

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Bill Burr Unknowingly Roasts Blind Man, Hilarity Ensues
 

Now that's an impressively graceful freestyle. Leave it to Bill Burr to somehow roast a blind man without getting a whole lot of flack for it. 

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unimpressive Professionalism

People want work done fast, cheap and well. Unfortunately, all three of those are never going to happen at the same time. There are some impressively unprofessional "not my job" momentsthat slip through when no one's looking. But hey, it's better to get the job done-ish than not done at all, right?

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Man Doesn't Pay For Fireplace, Ends Up With House Full Of Smoke

Man, people who refuse to pay for services rendered are really in a terrible league of their own. This particular guy learned his lesson, after refusing to pay up for a fireplace project. Suffice to say, he got smoked out. Check out some more juicy pro revenge drama with this electric organ revenge that was years in the making.

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Times People Didn't Recognize Tony Hawk

Apparently there are a whole lot of people in this world that just don't recognize Tony Hawk when he's out in the wild. It must be somewhat nice for him; he doesn't have to deal with rabid fans storming his presence when he's out and about. But, he also has to deal with the occasional observer who thinks they know him from somewhere, but can't quite place it. At least Tony Hawk's a good sport about it. 

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this 22/3/17, 9:02 am from Anchorage, AK 37.2K RETWEETS 107K LIKES

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane 9:13 PM - 15 Apr 2018

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk Woman on plane: "You look like Tony Hawk!" Me: Is that good? Her: "Well... he's that skateboard guy." <== insert response here, I had none.

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Text - tonyhawk O 11h 34133 likes tonyhawk Woman seated in front of me rudely cut me off while boarding because she assumed I wasn't in first class. Then she watched me in Parental Guidance. #paybacksbitchy view all 1148 comments MemeBlender.com

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Text - Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Ticket agent: "Anthony Frank Hawk, are you related to the skateboarder?" Yes, that's me. "Well he doesn't normally go by Anthony Frank." 7:30 AM - Jul 22, 2010 O 3,244 Q 487 people are talking about this

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk · 22h guy on escalator: Hey are you Tony Hawk? me: yes him: you still skate? me: yes, quite often him: but you're not that recognizable! me: I'm not sure what that means. but you recognized me, so here we are him: [blank stare] - escalator ends - 189 t7 3.7K 24K

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. 6:02 PM - 26 Oct 2009

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Text - Tony Hawk O Follow @tonyhawk guy at restaurant: "you famous?" me: I think that depends on who you ask him: "anyone ever tell you that you look like Tom Brady?" me: never

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Security guard at Pier 54: "Can I help you?" Me: I'm here to skate; I'm TH. Him: "you're too young to be TH." Me: you are hired forever.

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Text - Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk Woman at airport: "My husband told me you're an awesome something something. Are you?" Me: "Yes, in fact it's the title on my business card"

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Text - Tony Hawk O @tonyhawk Flight attendant checking overhead bins, sees four skateboards Him, jokingly: "is Tony Hawk on this flight or something?" Looks down, sees me Him: "I guess he is" ???? 14/7/18, 8:31 am 5,027 Retweets 21.4K Likes

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Man Evacuates For Hurricane Late, Ends Up Sheltering With Lions

Man, you'd think that the whole not evacuating for a hurricane on time couldn't be more stressful than it already is at surface level, but then you come across a story like this where a guy ends up having to shelter with lions. Turns out big cats really know how to stink up the place too. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/nuqlick • 3d 1 21 e 2 TIFU by not evacuating for a hurricane early enough...and ending up in a shelter with lions L (I shared this story before on reddit a long time ago, but someone told me it belongs in this sub!) This happened within the past few years. Not gonna name the hurricane or the zoo, because I don't want the zoo to get hate mail about the treatment of animals or anything when really they did a phenomenal job with this being during a hurricane, and don't wanna

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Text - So, we (my brother [M22], his girlfriend[F22], and I [F18], all living together) had been looking at the "spaghetti models" and thought the hurricane was going to miss us, but about a day before it was going to hit, we realized we were fucked. We were reluctant to evacuate because we had no money and didn't want to miss work, but we began to panic when we realized the roads were all clogged and it was too late to get out.

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Text - Now, most people in this situation would probably go to whatever public shelter the local officials were running, but this wasn't an option for us. Turns out that these shelters were ID'ing people on the way in, and certain convicted felons were not allowed in, for public safety concerns. My brother was a convicted felon (different story) who was barred. They offered to house such people in the prison instead until the hurricane passed, but he was adamant that he was never going back ther

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Text - The hours passed, with us panicking and unsure what to do, until his girlfriend got a crazy idea. Her best friend was a zookeeper at the zoo just down the road, and she remembered hearing how the animals would be safe in the super-secure concrete nighthouses they were all secured in. She called her best friend (who was already out of state and evacuated) to see if we'd be able to somehow stay in an animal nighthouse, since we had nowhere else to go and it would be safe. It took a lot of b

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Text - Reluctantly, after promising not to tell anyone and his girlfriend crying about how we were all going to die, she sighed and agreed and gave us the access code to the employee-only gate and instructions for how to get in and lock the door behind us. I was shocked she agreed, but the keeper and my brother's girlfriend must have really trusted each other. So we set off, with 4 days' worth of snacks and drinks, some electronics for entertainment, and sleeping bags, and walked half a mile dow

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Text - It was certainly a secure concrete bunke..but the first thing that hit us when we entered was the stench. It was almost unbearable. I had never thought of lions as particularly smelly animals before, but good god...it smelled like rotten meat and the most horridly foul cat litterbox times a million. We were all retching as we came in and spread our out sleeping bags on our "side" of the enclosure, which was probably about 20 feet by 10 feet. We were separated from 14 lions by nothing more

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Text - It was much worse at night. Apparently the keepers had set a timer before they left to turn out the lights at a certain time to keep the lions on their regular day/night cycle. It was just about pitch-black, and for those that don't know...lion's eyes glow in the dark. Seeing those eyes staring at us in the night was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Well, long story short, we stayed in there for a few days and then walked home. The whole place was pretty much still evacu

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Entitled Folks with Their Increasing Demands

Entitled people with laughable demands can come from anywhere. It can be a boss that wants you to pay them to work, a stranger who wants a steep discount on a lawnmower, or someone who asks for a free turkey but also wants it cooked and delivered. They can get pretty mean, like this entitled mom who got rejected and made threats.

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Helmet - I would rather this Turkey go to a family in true need. TIA BUTTERBAU Premium all natural RORKEYRAISÈD VITHOUT IHOX MONES ON ST - Fremium bung turker Casgm ap tosHa a A peCTIOnINCmi EN REE KIEF FEN SDA CHADE As CP O FREE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY FOR MESSAGE ANYONE IN NEED 090 24 9 Comments O Like Comment KEEP CALM GOT Would you mind cooking it with stuffing, so we can pick up in the morning? Would about 11 work for you? THIS Write a comment.

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Text - feeling betrayed. ... 1 hr • O i am LIVID. a seven months now, $100 a week. the hours are easy (9am-5pm, like a regular f basically angels, they sleep most of the day anyway at this age. mas been babysitting for me for job) and the kids are i get a text from her saying she's applying to walmart and that she "can't afford to work for me anymore"???? she's not paying me anything, i'M PAYING HER, what you mean afford???? have fun working longer hours for LESS PAY you ungrateful bitch do and

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Text - 8:41 ... 6d · 6 I love my kids. But mom is tired emotionally physically and anything in between Like טן Comment Share I wish we had help like everyone else does. 6d Like Reply 1 everyone else.? 6d Like Reply Write a reply... We have said .bring them over 6d Like Reply 2 hours isn't much help 6d Like Reply It's better than none. 6d Like Reply Write a comment... GIF ||

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Text - 6:46 "0• LTE 4 O v00 still available? T II, ytɔ it S Will you take 400? Sorry but no, they're $1000 brand new and I'm asking 700 for a lightly used one in near mind condition I'm open to offers but 400 is too low I can do 500 max please I need it for christmas for my son Sorry I can't give it up for that. I'll drop it down to 600 for Christmas but I absolutely cannot go any lower So your not even willing to help someone out during the holidays? I literally just took $100 off my asking pri

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Text - wDalitu Whoever re-enacts this perfectly I will Venmo you 100 bucks. #whowillwincomedy DC O @DaneCook · 8m "Shut the fuck up." Is always funny if you deliver it one word at a time and you accentuate it by resting your chin on the palm of your hand, elbow on a smooshed up pillow. · 5m Replying to @DaneCook $100? Times are tough for everyone I guess.

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Text - Looking for a baby sitter who is willing to come to my house and watch my kiddos. One is almost 3 and one is a year old. Must be 18 or older. Must have transportation. And must be able to work anywhere from 6am to 6pm. 20 dollars a day. Two to three days a week!! I live in h 'Which is about 5 minutes from O Like Comment Send 2d Like Reply Write a comment... GIF 9+ II

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Text - Becky RATE THIS CHAT If it's for food, tell me your local grocery store and l'll email you a gift card Send me the gift card Wait you actually need food?! What's your local grocery store chain I need just $50 steam or itunes card Those aren't needs Yes I need it GIF Say something nice... SEND ...

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Text - great! you can go ahead and send the $45 here and I'll be back with wip lines for approval ! 4:35 AM / that's okay l'll pay when it's done 4:35 AM Aaa l'm sorry, as stated in my TOS all payments are taken before I can start on the order! 4:38 AM / I don't think you should make people pay before they even see that art that's kind of stupid 4:39 AM I'm sorry , it's to insure that no one takes the art without paying, i will be sending wips as I work for your approval & if you are unhappy wit

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Text - no thanks this sounds like a scam you shouldn't force people to pay before they even get the product 4:42 AM I apologize for the inconvenience, however this is how I run my business & always have. When you placed the order I had assumed you where aware as it is listed in my TOS, which you agreed too. I cannot accept the commission if you are unwilling to pay upfront. 4:44 AM / get a real job if you need money that bad lol 4:45 AM thank you for your suggestion. 4:47 AM /

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Text - INF Shuzzy Today at 3:30 AM Shuzzy's crib Hello Job Seekers i am here to invite you to our experienced and chill staff team. We have 1 available job currently open : Partner Manager (PM) These are the PM Requirements: - Must provide at least 5 partners per day Dm me if you are at all interested in this position ALL Work Must Be Free

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Text - 8:06 32 8:06 32" sher Price Infant Seat Fisher Price Infant Seat · $15 Fisher Price Infant Seat · $15 Mark as Sold Rate Buyer Mark as Sold Rate Buyer 6:55 AM Yes, it's available. $10 7:58 AM Fisher Price Infant Seat reated this group There s 1 person in this group Oh okay 5 is all I have ADD PEOPLE You'll have to move along then, sorry. See Latest Updates Lmfao goodluck selling that shitty thing. Just got a brand new one 10x better for 5 bucks O000 0000 moving a long then tho byeeeee Is t

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Text - Cars Under £500 6 h. Looking to buy a car asap, must be good condition, good amount of mot, nothing older than 10 years, service history up to date. Can pay £500 or less, thanks for reading 51 133 comments Like Comment

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Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

Kids have quite the rampant imaginations. This particular wild AskReddit thread delves into the most ridiculous requests that kids have sent Mall Santas' ways. Clearly, being a mall Santa takes its own level of saintly patience and acceptance. You just never know what those kids are going to ask for. 

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Text - eldercrocling420 • 1d 3 2 Awards Never a mall Santa, but I was santa claus for Halloween one year and a kid came up to me asking for caterpillars. Reply 1 1.2k 3 ...

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Text - lobamansa • 1d Not a mall Santa but look the part. A few years ago I was waking the dog late and I approach a family at the bus stop, instantly three children run at me. DO NOT BOTHER THE GENTLEMAN a stern voice commands. The older of the kids stops in his track. The middle kid slows to a stop. But the youngest runs at me, stops in my path, crosses her arms and ANGRILY declarers Santa, why did you lose you way and not find our house AGAIN? I stated I was not Santa but she wasn't having an

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Text - i_live_in_a_truck • 1d 1 Award 6 years old, "I want to be happy" Reply 530 ...

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Text - ninthtale • 1d I've never been a mall santa, but i have a relevant experience. I was an ALT in Japan a couple of years ago now, and we had an English speaking test where I would ask each student what they wanted for Christmas. Most were all like "I want an iPhone XR" or maybe snacks or something, but one kid said he just wanted a mechanical pencil.. Reply 4 341 3 ...

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Text - RosaGG • 1d I'm not a mall Santa, but I was Santa's elf for 2 years when I was younger. I was the helping set up kids and getting them to smile, not the one taking pictures. The request thy brought tears to my eyes and that I still remember 10+ years later is the kid (6-7 years old) that asked if Santa could cure his mom's cancer and make her happy again. This kid didn't want his mom to hear, so he'd asked me to get his mom to stand further away. Santa told him he didn't think that was so

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Text - PeepsDeBeaul• 1d 3 Awards I think I broke some poor Santa guy. The Christmas after my identical twin died, I asked for her to come home. Reply 909 ...

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Text - Ulavala • 1d 82 Awards I've been a Mall Santa every Christmas for a couple years. This one, l'd have to say...4 year old once asked for his "mommy and daddy to lov each ofver." His dad was the one taking him. The next year, he came back and thanked me. Both his parents were there. I almost cried. Edit: Thanks for the awards! The kid is now in Kindergarten, so yeah he was 4. I wish I could see what's happened to him now. Reply 4.0k

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Text - 1147298 • 1d My father used to play Santa for a local charity and his elves would hand him gifts with the children's names on them. Santa would call out the child's name and Santa would give them the gift, simple, and it would bring a big smile to the children. Well, my father had poor eyesight and he was nearsighted. This one year he gets the gift and starts calling out Mary Christian, no child comes forward, my father calls a few more times, still no response. Finally the Elf looks at t

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Text - blindgirlandherguide • 1d I once convinced a kid that I was watching to ask Santa for some bladder control medicine. Santa didn't find it as funny as myself and the kid did though. E QReply 1 417 ...

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Text - lazarus870 • 1d Obligatory "not a mall santa" and this didn't even happen at the mall. When I was a kid, a woman at my school had foster kids (one of whom was a student) and she collected donations for kids on the wrong side of the track. So my mom used to donate our old church clothes to them. And my sister had this super puffy white dress. The lady who gave the donations to the kids told my mom that the little girl who received the dress cried when she received it because it was so nice

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Text - JesusChristsGayLover • 1d 1 Award For their mom to be back with them. Reply 723 5 ...

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Text - damienwhite12• 1d When I was 5 or 6, we were going to my Dads Christmas work party with Santa there. I got into an argument with my parents before leaving and they scolded me pretty good, not sure what it was about but I probably was asking for it. Either way when I went on Santa's lap and he asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I simply responded that I wanted 2 parents who loved me. Obviously he was deeply disturbed by this and called my parents aside to express his concerns. They were

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Text - Substantial_Remote62 • 1d 3 Awards Not a mall Santa, but I took over a property from a friend once that was being rented out to drug addicts. They were already way behind on rent payments, and we put them out. They left behind the worst mess imaginable. As I was cleaning out the kids' room, I found a letter to Santa from what I guess must have been a six or seven year old girl. It read "Dear Santa, you can please get me one thing for Christmas. If you can't, it's ok." if Reply 1 1.2k 3 •.

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Text - Wash80 • 1d I was an elf. I remember we had this young Santa that worked with us. Not many like him since he looked young for the part. He was on shift one evening and we had this little girl come who was hearing impaired. Well this young Santa made her day by knowing Sign Language. They were able to have a conversation with each other. I remember the Mom crying a bit. # QReply 517 ...

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Text - Hellastylish • 1d My friend was Santa and I was the photographer, there was a family with 2 twins 1 baby and 2 bigger kids. The twins were very excited and begged their mom, then the mom's like okay! And then the twin was like "I want a hot air balloon!" They had a british accent so it sounded VERY cute, we were right by the build a bear workshop so the other twin was like "and I want a cute princess dress for my kitty cat!" They looked at me smiling saying "can you take a picture of us?"

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Text - AM_Conspiracy • 1d 4 Awards This was in 2005 so I was a junior in High school and I was Santa's helper (elf) along with another girl who was also Santa's helper and this little boy came and asked Santa for a pirate ship. But the kid couldn't pronounce his r's that well so it sounded like he said he wanted a pile of shit for Christmas. The mall Santa I was working with looked confused as hell so I had to tell him that he said he wanted a pirate ship not a pile of shit. When my shift was do

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Text - SuzQP • 1d Years ago I took my son to see Santa. As we waited, we were able to overhear some of the kids talking to Santa ahead of us. One little boy said, "I just want Grandpa to be okay." Awwww. Santa replied with something we couldn't hear and then the child yelled, "That's the same BULLSHIT my mom says! You guys are LIARS, he told me can't even PEE anymore!!" I sill wonder if that kid got a catheter in his stocking that Christmas. Reply 89 3 ...

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Text - Real_Space_Captain • 1d A story we always share about my sister: I went away to boarding school and my mom took my five year old sister and three year old brother to see Santa. My brother went "I want my big sister to come home." Of course, Santa asked where I was and my sister, helpful as ever, returns "my parents got rid of her!" My mom luckily was in earshot and easily clarify the misunderstanding. Reply 54 ...

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Text - hazelhype • 1d Not a mall santa, but had an encounter. When I was 19 and my brother was 14, we decided to go to the mall when we walk by the mall santa who was talking to a little boy. The boys asked for his mom back. He even held out a money he had saved up for a treat, saying he would help pay if it cost too much. My brother and i can't help but do something for him. We immediately decided to buy the little guy whatever he wanted as a gift from his favorite store after they were done wi

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Text - Emotional-Fruit • 1d My town does this event where there's a train ride (Polar Express) and it takes them to "The North Pole" to meet Santa. A local theater group for high school students are actors on the train and at the station as elves. I volunteered as an elf for a few years, we'd have activities like a coloring station, photo booth and my favorite station to work- writing a letter to santa. After the kids write their letters they would stick them in a fake mailbox and we would assur

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Text - Hellocattty • 1d O1 Award Not a Santa, but I used to do the USPS Letters to Santa where you send local kids presents anonymously through the post office. You used to be able to go to the main city branch and read the actual letters from kids and pick one. One year I decided on a letter from a little girl asking for used clothes for herself and her sister. I cried on the spot. I went to Old Navy and a few other places and got them winter coats, boots, gloves, hats...I mean, this is Chicago

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Text - JumpyBlueberry • 1d Not a mall Santa but when my daughter was four she was deeply obsessed with all things dental hygiene. She had seen an infomercial for a "Press to Paste" that "dispenses the perfect amount of toothpaste every time" and decided she needed it. So we take her to see Santa at the mall and when it's finally her turn she runs up so excited. She climbs into Santa's lap and he asks her what she wants most for Christmas. She gets a very serious look on her face and says "Santa,

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Text - Bucket-Cat • 1d I asked for a turtle once Reply 1 239 ...

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History Memes for the Knowledge Seekers

Having a deeper knowledge of history than the average person won't necessarily make you smarter or more successful in life than anyone else, but it will enrich your ability to understand some pretty kickass history memes. History memes are technically educational and boy do they go down smooth.

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Forehead - Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to watch helplessly as others repeat it

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Text - Oops, sorry animal kingdom. Looks like I just learned how to throw a fucking rock. Guess your entire evolutionary arms race is just fucked. This is my planet now.

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Text - American Astronauts: Give the Dutch Prime Minister a moon rock Dutch: Decide to get it tested and turns out to petrified wood American Astronauts: OFreskyHistory You weren't supposed to do that VFOX NEWS STATE UNION * THE channe

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Internet meme - Two edgy bois Barbarian tribes raised by a she- living their life wolf across Europe MAIT HADIRAMA

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Facial expression - I'm going back to the Middle Ages to teach them science TM Later (earlier?) Yeah, we already The Earth isn't know that flat!!!

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Cartoon - Shakespeare when his play requires words that haven't been invented yet RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!! made with mematic

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Nose - Me about to get my history degree Making memes is not what historians do for a living (6

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Facial expression - Study shows that women pretend to be soft and weak around their crush Girls around me:

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Cartoon - Noooo! You cannot marry your first cousin, it will lead to homozygosity, which can increase the chances of your offspring being affected by deleterious or recessive traits haha long jaw go brrrrr

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Adaptation - Henry VIII's diplomates describe him to a potential Wife: He is 3.5 metric tons of raw, sexual aggression."

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Text - The world: atleast we only have USA and USSR to fear about causing a nuclear war India and Pakistan: that's where you're wrong kiddo

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Cartoon - Central America A fucking fruit company Democracy

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Felidae - Wisdom Teeth in Modern 50,000 BC wisdom teeth My jaw hurts,I need a $2000 surgery Me have extra teeth so me can chew through dead animal skin and tree bark

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Photo caption - The Mongols when they tried to invade Japan those two times: it fucken WIMDY historymemes

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Girlfriend Gets Fed Up With Boyfriend's Gaming, Cuts Him Off

Man, we've seen our fair share of lovers' quarrels, and this one is certainly full of its own kind of ridiculous behavior. We have a boyfriend who seems like he's completely hooked on the gaming, and won't stop no matter what he hears. The girlfriend in question asks the folks of Reddit whether or not she's in the wrong for cutting him off like she did. Seems like she had no other choice. 

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Text - AITA for telling my BF that if he doesnt go to work, hes no longer using ANYTHING of mine (including my car AND wifi)? Not the A-hole 28f/29m been together for like 4 years I think. I love this guy to death but when I say he is lazy, that is seriously a huge fucking understatement and doesnt even shed an ounce of light on the actual problem. Hes also a gaming junkie-like the worst of their kind. For example, when a game is being released, he waits up until midnight to purchase the game (n

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Text - Anyways, a year and a half ago I had to give him an ultimatum. You either get a fucking job and start supporting yourself OR you can leave and go mooch off someone else. He chose to get a job. Lasted a month before he quit. Found another job 2 months later, lasted 2 weeks and quit. He was unemployed for 11 months when he finally landed this job in September. Assassins Creed was just released, what, 2 weeks ago and he started calling out every. single. day. Started staying up until 4am pla

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Text - Yesterday I unplugged and hid his xbox. I knew he was going to call out and jump on his game. As I suspected, that's exactly what he tried doing. He picked a fight with me. Said he hated working and I was forcing him to waste away his life. Claimed he was depressed, though that's the first l've heard of it. He then tells me to get off my lazy ass and do something for once. I told him to leave. He takes my car because his is "on its last leg"- his words. Hes not in work clothes so I know h

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Text - Shaking-Cliches • 7d • Partassipant [1] 10 Awards You seem like you're looking for permission to dump him. Do it. You have all our permission. Spending four years on this shitshow does NOT mean you have to spend any more. He doesn't respect you. He doesn't help with chores because he doesn't want to. He doesn't help financially because he doesn't want to. I don't care how funny he is or how good he is in bed when he's not glued to a console. Does he have a sibling you can talk to, or mayb

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Text - TheBrassDancer • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA. Why are you with this guy? It sounds more like you are mothering a child rather than being an equal partner in a relationship. Your boyfriend has an addiction if he's depriving himself of sleep to play games constantly. You could tell him that he needs to seek therapy or leave, but you've already issued a similar ultimatum once. He blew his one chance. Don't continue to let him freeload off you. 7.4k ...

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Text - bonniebluest • 7d • Certified Proctologist [25] 6 Awards NTA but girl... Follow through with that ultimatum... He's lazy and never going to change 30.9k ...

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Text - SPTraininglnsight • 7d Oh good Gods. INFO: Were your previous partners similar to him? Are you usually the one who tends to give more than she gets in a relationship? 314 3 ...

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Text - angelique_t • 7d • Asshole Enthusiast [9] 3 Awards NTA clearly but I want to clarify something: you ARE acting like his mother. EStop doing this to yourself, you said yourself you aren't his mother so stop acting like it. Even if you don't cook every meal or do every single chore you are babying him. You shouldn't have to hide the Xbox of a grown ass man for him to understand he needs to go to work- he needs to learn control by himself. Whether you see it or not, you are treating him like

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Text - dirtyworkoutclothes • 7d NTA. What does this guy bring to your life? I couldn't even get past the first paragraph. This is a grown ass man. You described the lives of 14 year old boys that were in my classes. Throw out the boy and get a man. He can live in a tent made out of the red flags he dropped. ► 3.9k ...

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Text - OboesHay • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [12] 29 Awards YTA to yourself for still being in this relationship. 11.0k ...

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Text - jenisright • 7d NTA. Dump him immediately. 334 ...

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Text - Unlucky-Profession41 • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [17] NTA but how do you cope with the back pain from carrying this whole damn relationship? Giving him an ultimatum verbally solves nothing, will solve nothing and will only continue to saddle you with being a mothering partner in the future. He's BEEN CHOOSING OP. With his actions he's already been telling you what he wants from your relationship and from his life; a mother and a caretaker while he lives to his fullest mooch potential. 157 .

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Text - Chaij2606 • 7d • Asshole Enthusiast [7] NTA, But: Do you want to live like this forever? What kind of future do the two of you want, like kids at one poinr? Because: You will not change him. Nothing against gaming at all, actually just send my hubby up to do this so i have an hour or three for myself ;) but this is not ok. 202 ...

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Text - ollyator • 7d • Colo-rectal Surgeon [49] NTA. You needed to dump him 4 years ago. You're not dating a man, you're dating a child and worse, you've been enabling him for years. 107 ...

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Text - SayHiToYourDog4Me • 7d • Asshole Aficionado [10] Nta... dump him unless you're ok with having this same fight when you're 40. He is not going to change. promise you there is someone else out there that will love you as much as this dude AND will contribute to the household. You deserve a partner, not a dependent. 37 ...

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Text - borschtgoddess • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA. He has a chronic issue of laziness, as well as being generally disrespectful to you. It doesn't sound like you have a partnership, you have a parasite with an addiction to gaming. There are times when my SO has been unemployed before and he spent that time always looking for work, applying daily, and cleaning and cooking while I worked. Having a gap in employment is not an issue by itself, shit happens. But he is expecting you to carry the whole

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Text - Limp2myLoom • 7d • Partassipant [2] NTA - I can fully understand your frustration. My ex was similar (though he worked). Every spare minute was spent sleeping or gaming. You need to stand by what you said. It's not fair on you. 11 3 ...

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Text - Flight-Control • 7d NTA, you ever heard love alone isn't enough for a long term relationship? kick.him.out 11 ...

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Text - MOMonster1134 • 6d I wasted 6 years on a man like this. Love wasn't enough. I needed a best friend and life partner. It was so hard at first cause I loved him to death. But I was so lonely. I freed myself that day. I focused on me and my hobbies and my passions and one day I walk into a store and there is my now husband. It was like he was there waiting for me, because I loved me first. Our son will be 10 in April. My heart is bursting thinking of when he comes home from work today and I

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Text - Claw_- • 7d NTA. Well, he's a huge asshole. His behaviour isn't normal and he should realise he needs to support himself and not use you. I know you said you love him, but do you want to be in a relationship with him acting like a child and says you're the one in the wrong for acting like an adult? My friend was in a similar situation. Dude was constantly ignoring her because he played around 18 hours a day and though he could make money from twitch/youtube. (He had like 30 subscribers).

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Text - davesnothereman84 • 7d NTA but he has a lot of growing up to do. Video games are fun and all, but it's hardly the most important thing. But instead of threatening to take away his toys like a parent would, tell him something has got to change or he can crash with his friends for awhile. Or something? 15 ...

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Huge Trends No One Talks About Anymore

Times change, and that's probably for the best. The past few decades have seen the rise and fall of clear cola, kids wearing their clothes backwards, and a strange assortment of stupid catch-phrases. While this is all stuff that was kind of flash-in-the-pan, there's tons of other stuff that has been around for way longer than people think.

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Text - Emotional-Fruit 18.9k points · 2 days ago Cup stacking...what was that all about? AllUrFail 7.1k points · 2 days ago Holy shit. I forgot about that! Our school made us do cup stacking in gym for a few weeks.

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Text - thewickerstan 15.5k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 2 3 3 I think it was between 2010 and 2012 where there was: • A weird obsession with Bacon • A weird obsession with mustaches "Кеер calm and And you can't forget "Epic Fail" too I know it makes lots of people cringe, and rightfully so, but boy does thinking of that period make me nostalgic for middle school. Simpler times.

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Text - istilldontreddit 15.1k points · 2 days ago - 5 3 3 E 2 Yo-yos who was that motherfucker that came edited 2 days ago to my school? And why did he do a sales pitch for Yo-yos? And why did so many of us buy them?

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Text - unethical_goose 13.9k points · 2 days ago Idk if this is just where I live but those bracelets that you made with rubber bands on that loom thingy Picnut 2.9k points · 2 days ago We still have millions of those rubber bands in our house. I want to toss them in the garbage, but they are in the kids' rooms.

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Text - gozba 11.2k points · 2 days ago Flash mobs. I miss the awkwardness of school teachers and office managers to entice others to join. othybear 5.4k points · 2 days ago My boss made us do this one year, as a kind of bucket list for herself before she retired. I had scheduled the day off since it was my birthday so I was hoping I had a gracious out to skip it. Instead, she told me if I came for the flash mob I'd get the rest of the day off with pay and I wouldn't have to use a vacation day. I

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Text - LittlestSlipper55 9.5k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago LMFAO. LMFAO may be a total trainwreck of a music group, but they were also everywhere in 2011-2013. You couldn't turn on the radio without hearing "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" played five times in the span of 30 minutes, and "PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!" was a line scream-sung at any night club.

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Text - gibbsge 1.5k points · 2 days ago S Yik yak Nikflame 643 points · 2 days ago Yik Yak was the shit. Everyone knew what was going on on campus within seconds. People within the same classes used it to shit-talk professors and cheat on tests. It's too bad people had to ruin it with death- threats and such which kind of forced Yik Yak to make it non-anonymous, killing the appeal it had in the first place. As a commuting student at the time it was key for me to keep up with the happenings and d

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Text - br34kf4s7 9.3k points · 2 days ago A 2 2 4 3 8 3 I'll never forget the summer Pokémon Go came out. Everybody and their grandparents were playing it, all the parks were full of people just talking and meeting each other. I hate to sound boomer-y but it made me remember what life was like before smartphones, which is ironic I guess because an app made it happen. I wish more technology had the goal of getting people active and outside and interacting with others.

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Text - Jaegek 7.5k points · 2 days ago S Furbies, absolutely needed to have one and when it woke up in the middle of the night I was over it. The_Titam 2.4k points · 2 days ago S 3 2 So I finally get to tell this story. I had a furby as a kid. The thing learned my name. You also could not turn them off so it would randomly talk throughout the day and night. It's batteries started to die so it sounded weird to say the least. So one night, at ~3am, I'm about Seven years old. I hear, in this demoni

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Text - arachnidtree 5.8k points · 2 days ago · 25 34 edited 2 days ago 2 Pet Rocks. I have been breeding them for years. Edit. thanks for awards. And thanks for so many awesome responses. :) MainSteamStopValve 1.9k points · 2 days ago 3 Painful memories, my pet rock ended up breaking a window and had to be euthanized. I still have a box of his sand on my mantle with his picture above it.

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Text - Da1mon1 5.2k points · 2 days ago 2 2 3 Game of Thrones. Never seen something go straight from the forefront of pop culture to forgotten about so quickly.

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Text - Hysterical_Realist 5.2k points · 2 days ago & S 2 Gangnam Style!

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Text - moofma 4.2k points · 2 days ago 1. When I was a teen in the late mid-to- late 90s, the WWJD bracelets were EVERYWHERE. And I would see WWJD merch all over the place, even WWJD board games. 2. People don't remember how HUGE maxim magazine was back in the day. Like from 1999 to 2002 it was universally loved by young men.

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Text - Awesomejuggler20 4.2k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 3 2 Clown craze in 2016. To this day, I still sometimes watch YouTube videos of those clowns. Especially the clowns hunting videos at night.

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Text - ElleCBrown 4.0k points · 2 days ago 2 Hypercolor clothing gurft 3.9k points · 2 days ago O A A O & 20 More I was a huge nerd in elementary school and thought I was gonna be super cool when my mom bought me an off brand hypercolor shirt. Wore it to school and one of the kids who bullied me realized it would Change color if he spit on it. Then showed lots of other people. It was the worst day of my elementary school life.

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Text - 9c9bs 3.7k points · 2 days ago KONY 2012

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Text - gldmembr 3.6k points · 2 days ago Livestrong bracelets timesuck897 732 points · 2 days ago I knew 2 people with prominently placed Livestrong tattoos.

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Text - beard_lover 3.0k points · 2 days ago Saying, "WAAAAZZZAAAAAP"

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Text - Gizmo_Joy 2.6k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago Back in the 90's there was a hip-hop duo called "Kriss Kross" that got an entire generation of middle schoolers to wear thier baggy jeans backwards for like a year. Good times.

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Text - Deus-system-failed 2.2k points · 2 days ago Just a reminder of huge trends that haven't died: Pokemon (898 pokemon, 64 games, 8 generations 24 seasons of TV, 23 movies, 9000+ cards) Power Rangers (26 seasons, 205 rangers, 8 games) The Simpson's (30 seasons, 1 movie, 8 games) TMNT (15th show, 7 movies, 4 games) Scooby Doo (9th show, 47th movie, 7 games) One piece (eternal)

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Text - kickstand 2.1k points · 2 days ago The clear craze in the late 1980s into the 90s. We saw lots of clear drinks and products, including Crystal Pepsi, Tab Clear, and of course Zima.

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Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

Oh, to have seen the priceless look of shock and despair on that snowplow driver's face. We're not sure what compels some people in this world to be plain old mean to everyone else. But alas, when you see someone take a righteous revenge, like what we have here with the reinforced steel mailbox, you feel just a little bit better. With that being said, I can't help but wonder what the snowplow driver's beef was with this particular mailbox. Strange. 

Check out another juicy revenge story with this man who took revenge on a terrible Karen landlord.

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Text - Let's see you little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad's street. Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He'd call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to "not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox."

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Text - Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren't little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

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Text - Well, turns out over the summer, my dad's neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.

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Text - Naturally, the DOT wasn't happy, and the neighbor's reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow." They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. And for anyone wondering about the driver... He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys ... not so much.

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Mom Tells Nanny Not To Parent Her Kids, Regrets It

Working in a stressful environment is bad enough. But when a client comes and and says that you shouldn't even try to take control of the situation? That's when it's about time to truly throw the reigns off and let them know what they've just asked you to do. Here are more times people said "I don't get paid enough for this."

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Text - Posted by u/RoseGoldFiend 1 day ago O3 N 16 2 828 S 14 D 8 23 Don't try to parent my children! oC S I'm a nanny for a small agency and I love my job so much. Except when I dont... yesterday I took care of a 4 year old girl, a 2 year old boy, and a 5 month old boy. I was there yesterday and I know kids at this age have enough energy to make the world stop spinning and they tend to not listen... but damn these kids were TERRIBLE. No control of themselves at all. There was paint on my dress,

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Text - I lost my cool and I had to issue timeouts and separate the kids when they fought. Cleaned messes. Shield the infant. Take toys and TV away from kids and not allow them to choose movies. I record these so the parent know what happened. I always try to keep a positive outlook every day. Smiling and being super nice to everyone and ask how they are. I do this, and the mom told me when I first step in her house, was, "do NOT parent MY kids. YOURE NOT THEIR MOM!!". I was taken aback and wante

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Text - The 5 month old is really the one I'm caring for at this point and I'm making sure he's safe. He's being cute af right now. I have yet to be done with my shift as I type this. The house looks horrid, there's a red spot on me from a kid hitting me, I am covered on coughs and paint and markers (thank the gods for washable shit). I'm not parenting them. I hope the mom enjoys the mess when she comes home.

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Text - --UPDATE-- mom came home and was APALLED at the house. The cut on my hand (from me being stupid on thanksgiving) was torn back open because of kids and it needs to be patched. My hair is covered in peanut butter. My leather shoes will need to be cleaned and polished. Theres literal shit on the walls! And so, so,, so much more that happened. And I put the baby to sleep and walked out. Mom screamed she's gonna get me fired. I said nothing. She also followed me to my car saying she will pay

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Text - Update 2: was on the phone with the agency and the mom. The family's contract is being voided and I'm being paid more than the extra money they were giving me. Plus the mom will pay for my medical bill to patch up my hand, cleaning my clothes, and clean my glasses Edit 2: some of you are concerned about the coughing. I had a rapid test done today while the doc was fixing my hand. I'm negative!

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Text - mister-no-u 2.5k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Hey, just remember that people like you are the pedestal to our society, no matter how rotten, entilted, and petty other people are! You know what? Sometimes it is okay to stay petty, just do not give up! I am 100% confident you are doing a great job! :D RoseGoldFiend 2 1.2k points · 1 day ago Omg thank you so much for that! I love my job more than anything. I know next week will be better because I'm gonna keep positive about this ex

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Guy Offers $350 One Night, Shows Up Offering Less, Then Offers Even Less

It seems as if this world will never run out of cheap choosing beggars that are all always trying to pull a fast one on sellers that see right through their ridiculous antics. This dude was a glaring lost cause from the start. If this ridiculous choosing beggar scenario got you going, check out this choosing beggar who asked for their classmate's notes, got rejected, and then had a meltdown.

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Text - My man i just Can come out 170$ are you accept ? I on my way No I'm sorry that's too low Let me know please right now Please ?? For me i pick up right now I can't sell for that low

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Text - I bought them for $800 Im outside I can't sell them for that low So not? I have right now the money How much? For now 170$

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Text - So not? I have right now the money How much? For now 170$ Nah man. That's too low Do for me please

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Text - Im autside You said 350 yesterday Then you said 225 And now you're saying 170 No thank you Thanks Let me know ir you accept I said no

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