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2020/12/28

Larry King Asks Danny Pudi About Private Jet, Reminds Him He's On DuckTales and more...

Somewhere in this interview, Larry King seemed to be under the impression that Danny Pudi of "Community" fame is walking around with plane money. After the legendary journalist asked if Pudi could live without a private jet, he had to set the record ...

 

Larry King Asks Danny Pudi About Private Jet, Reminds Him He's On DuckTales and more...


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Larry King Asks Danny Pudi About Private Jet, Reminds Him He's On DuckTales
 

Somewhere in this interview, Larry King seemed to be under the impression that Danny Pudi of "Community" fame is walking around with plane money. After the legendary journalist asked if Pudi could live without a private jet, he had to set the record straight.

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Stephen Fry Attends A College Football Game, Cultures Collide
 

Seems like the jets could've been too much for Stephen Fry. You've also got to take into consideration that the lad attended a college football game in the South. The South doesn't mess around with their football. Nope, not one bit. 

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Sarcastic Weatherman Goes Off
 

Sometimes the best way to fight ignorance is with a hearty heaping of pure and unadulterated sarcasm. This weatherman clearly hit his breaking point, and decided to let the people have it. 

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Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating

Some people seem to wander through this world without a moral compass and in possession of zero shame. This can go on to manifest in gnarly situations involving heartbreaking cheating. These cheaters clearly were so far in over their heads that they didn't even bother putting together some kind of half baked excuse. Hopefully the poor folks on the other end of the cheaters are far better off nowadays. Check out some more cheating content with this dude who caught his girlfriend cheating, so he locked her out. 

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Text - tess @that1mum What's the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you? I'll go. My ex told me he cheated on me because I had a driving phobia.

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Text - Abby Govindan @abbygov Replying to @that1mum my ex told me he was sex deprived and scientifically that justified him sleeping around

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Text - jupiterdream @JupiterDreamCo Replying to @thatImum he said he forgot we were dating

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Text - terse @_miniracer Replying to @that1mum "you are too easy to love" and it scared him...I still don't understand lol.

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Text - katherine @Kat_Dombroski Replying to @that1mum The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow

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Text - celine @flOwerchildren Replying to @thatmum he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???

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Text - Colleen @coll_shanahan Replying to @that1mum In 8th grade I was with my boyfriend walking on rocks and I slipped on green algae and fell and he said it was an unattractive fall, started talking to my best friend that night and broke up with me a week later lolol >

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Text - mar @xxhappycamper Replying to @that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she was my friend) and messaged her. Then when I confronted him he said someone hacked him. It was updated to his current location & bio was current. I said how did that happen? Response - "I don't know how these hackers work Marissa!" >

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Text - AliRueFit @aliruefit Replying to @that1mum She "forced him to take her number" and he "only went to the movies with her to tell her he had a gf"

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Text - Lexi * @amanwarren98 My ex cheated on me because he didn't know if we were still dating after didn't text him for 10 hours because I was sleeping

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Text - christina @chrismayf Replying to @that1mum Thad an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it. e

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Influencers Get Called Out For Lobster Scam

Scamming your way into a free lobster dinner is dishonest and stupid. But complaining that your lobster is bad, then finishing it, then going to a different restaurant and getting more lobster? That takes some nards, man. It's well known that restaurant owners somehow have all the time in the world to battle their horrible customers, like this lying Karen who got decimated by an owner's response.

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Text - Silver Pearl Venues 7h O WARNING: SCAMMER ALERT On the evening of Friday 25th December 2020, we had an incident at our venue involving a family of 4 They ordered a bottle of red wine and 1 live lobster and requested for it to be served sashimi style. This was all they ordered, nothing else. Halfway through their meal , they complained to us that they were "feeling sick" and accused us of serving them frozen lobster, instead of fresh/ live lobster, which apparently was the reason for them

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Text - After they COMPLETELY FINISHED their sashimi and wine, they refused to pay. They were rude and tried to bully our waitstaff that were not fluent in English. When management arrived back on site the next day we were told of the incident. We located the girls and their mother through Instagram and sent them a private message asking them to settle the matter in private and pay for the balance of their bill of $364. Within 24 hours they have ALL BLOCKED US. What makes this matter worse, is th

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Text - Belinda, Julie and Jennifer, We are disappointed with your dishonest and fraudulent behaviour. We have hosted many food bloggers before and none have ever acted this entitled. This is totally classless behaviour and we hope your reputation was worth tarnishing for $364. ** We are sharing this with the intention to warn other hospitality venues of their behaviour *** this will remain up for 48 hours, after which time we will remove as we do not wish to carry this into 2021

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Eyewear - av.Ś‘.Ś™ Beware FRAUDULENT DINERS

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Automotive tire - Here they are at the beginning of the night. Belinda and Julie taking photos at our Xmas set up Mum and dad here 2020/12/25 20:17:10

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Lip - belinc acat 16h At SILVERPEARL

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Finger - belind cat 18h 2 hours later they ordered red wine and lobster AGAIN at another restaurant

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Product - are complainng out the food WHILST STILL EATINGTES 2020/12/25 20:29:17

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Circle - silverpearlvenues SILVER PEARL belindacat User not found Jennifer User not found hoanghoasydney Julie User not found jooleh92 This shows they have blocked us AFTER seeing Le You ad our message Ena chat

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Entitled People And Their Cartoonish Demands

It seems like everywhere you look there are entitled people with audacious demands. A boss who wants someone with 5 years of experience who will work 60 hours a week in exchange for old DVDs. A miserable stranger who wants to trade a stained gym bag for a brand new laptop. Entitled people never seem to get their laughable demands, but that doesn't stop them from trying.

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Text - 10:16 M NI 16 l 61% Q : +614 Add to contacts Block number Friday, 25 December 2020 Hi! How much do you want for your car on gumtree? 10:07 am $20,000 10:08 am It's Christmas day! Will you take $14,000 cash? Pick up this afternoon 10:08 am No. price is not negotiable. 10:09 am Don't ruin my children's Christmas! My son wants a car! What's your absolute bottom line price you will take??? Cash this afternoon. 10:15 am $18,181.82 + GST. Bottom line. 10:15 am You're a dick. 10:16 am <> Enter m

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Text - Oct 22 • E Looking for a room for my daughter! She is employed and has been so throughout the pandemic. She is leaving her husband and needs something Immediately in a quiet home! She does love to listen to her music loudly when getting ready for work and she leaves for work at 4 or 4:30 am every morning. Also she has a fear of dogs. If anyone knows of anything please inbox me.

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Text - 00:12 什 17% Totaly free ... istuff 11 h. A Looking for genuine AirPods Pro must have receipt to price they are genuine Case The new AirPods – complete with Wireless Charging Case - deliver the wireless

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Text - 44m • & I'd really enjoy getting a guitar but that would involve exchanging all these stupid gifts that are unwanted and useless. So if anyone has the receipts I need them immediately. Please and thank you. 1 Comment Like ŚœŚŸ Comment 1h: 8 Going to set fire to all this crap I don't want nor need, it's a shame all wrapping sow was wasted up front! 1

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Blue - 11:42 O Phone J Jiffy Lube Girl > Hey I know you have a GF but subscribe to my onlyfans for Christmas now why in the fuck would you think I would even consider that one? I've got to hear this. DJ you know I have 3 kids to support and l'm trying to gather as much money as I can to get them new clothes and Im trying to get them a puppy. I feel like you're being condescending because I know you have it and it's not gonna hurt you

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Blue - 1:57 O 29% A EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090 XC3 Ultra Ga... • $2,500 Request Rating Mark as Sold KTX Mt · EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090 XC3 Ultra Gaming ADD PEOPLE See Latest Updates Mt Trade for rtx 3070? How much cash on top and which version? Open box or sealed? Mt Gigabite nvidia rtx 3070 open box only for a month Basically new OK. How much cash? Mt No cash Haha what a great deal! I'd definitely trade my $2500 GPU for a $700 one. Where do we meet? Mt Sundrige mall If your serious Definitely. That's very

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Text - My old boss got rear ended in traffic on a major city freeway. The guys in the car asked for $200 and they would 'forget about it! "No way, you hit me" boss replied. "Okay, $100" they responded. "$50?" When the Police showed up, they were arrested for driving a stolen car... 10 6h Like Reply

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Text - ull T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 5:59 PM Q0 4% AA google.com WARNING:If you want bad service and overpriced food this is the place for you. The rewards program is a joke .Plus they charge you 50 cent per C.C. transaction without telling you. This is why corporations take over mom and pop stores. Lack of customer service. Ib 2 Response from the owner a year ago you came in at least 3 times a week for months with no complaints. You received free cheese and jalapeños each time and never had an issue whe

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Colorfulness - Who would make me a full fursuit with head paws and everything for $100 I need to know as soon as possible D You and 29 others 51 Comments Haha

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Text - Yes, it's available. I like this But the price is too much for me I can get a new one for 50 bucks 7:02 PM Ok. Thanks for your interest. I'm firm at $75. Are you ready to sell for 20?

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Lip - WTNH News 8 0 1h.0 Music superstar BeyoncĂ© is getting 100 $5,000 checks in formation – to help individuals and families impacted by the current pandemic housing crisis. WTNH.COM BeyoncĂ© donating $5K grants to those facing evictions, foreclosures due to COVID-19 513 179 Comments • 53 Shares O Like Comment Share How come she doesn't donate some of that money to landlords who are not getting paid

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Blue - The Successful Applicant Bachelor's degree in Computer Systems, university degree or appropriate qualification. 3-5 years of experience in application solutions (software development and implementation. Advanced intermediate English, who can engage in conversation with colleagues from the United States. High level of IT delivering technological products. Advanced knowledge of SQL and Oracle databases (queries, stored procedures, triggers, etc.) High experience in software development, pro

13. Reviews of a Christmas Tree Farm

Text - 17 reviews · 2 photos * a year ago Went there to look at trees and snap a few pictures. A super nice worker was talking to us and told us to even go inside to take pictures of the kids on a Sleigh. We went outside first to look at the trees But they were more expensive than we expected so we decided against it. Got told After being there for 5 minutes at 3:30pm that they were closed which we had no idea since we have only been there for a few minutes and people were inside also online it

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Text - * O E l 36% O 00:56 Artist wanted •.. Details Condition Used - like new > Description Artist wanted. Hi , I need an artist .it would need to be free of charge the only pay back they would have would be their art to feature on the title page of a book that will be for sale on amazon , in waterstones and Barnes and noble,and a few other places , I would own the piece .They would receive no royalties. They would also be mentioned in acknowledgements within the book and be invited to the book

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Text - Moms DIScuss It 25m · Family is in need of major financial help. I spent too much money on updating my house. My family is really in need of food, donations of any kind would be fantastic. I never reach out but times are very rough right now. O Like 3.

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Bartender Gets Musical Revenge On Entitled Customer

This guy thought he had his own stranglehold on the vibe, but dammit, that's not how the world works. The people deserve to hear "Who Let the Dogs Out" and other classics. It's always nice to see an entitled customer get undermined for their foolishness, like this Karen who demanded a customer's cart.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/BurnTheOil 21 hours ago O 17 10 a8 S 19 E 5 G Don't TOUCH the jukebox till all of entitled customers' songs have played? Fine by me... oc L I'm a bartender at a little hole in the wall watering hole with a very regular and very loyal customer base. I had last night off, so I met up with a friend at another bar for a few drinks and some food. After supper we decide to walk to the bar I work at to cap off the evening. We get there, and there is a good ene

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Text - We have this one customer who is extremely wealthy, and it's nothing for him to spend $200-$400 per night multiple times a week buying everyone rounds. As such he's treated like royalty around there. So I'm sitting there having a really good time, enjoying a beer, and decide that I want to add a song to the jukebox. I grab a $5 bill and walk over, only to notice 63 credits showing on the screen. No big deal, I think, I'll just put my $5 in, request a few songs, and leave the 63 credits un

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Text - Nope, not good enough. No one is allowed to TOUCH it till he's done with them. I know it's not worth arguing, so I step back, and he starts requesting songs till he's used up every single credit. Each song costs 2-5 credits, so he put in a LOT of songs. Each song gives you the option to pay an extra 2 credits to have your song played next, but I noticed he wasn't using it. This particular brand of jukebox has an accompanying phone app. I didn't have it downloaded prior to last night. But

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Text - His heart gloriously sinks when "Bom Bom Bom by Sam and The Womp" comes on. No big deal, guys, his song must be next. Nope, it's "Wannabe by The Spice Girls". He sits down, dejected. I quickly purchase another $20 in credits, and request: "Baby by Justin Bieber" "Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin" "Axel F by Crazy Frog" "Foil by Weird Al Yankovich". And fast track every one of them. Partway through Foil, I notice Jack sulking in his chair... so I purchase another $20 in credits, and proc

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Text - They're starting realize something is up, so Jack and a few staff who were on last night convene at the jukebox to try to figure it out. At this point the Cantina March is playing. They turn the jukebox off. Then back on again. "Doop doop doop doop". They turn it off. Then back on. "Doop doop doop doop..." each time picking up where it left off. I can't hold my laughter, and let out a muted chuckle. One of my coworkers catches on, and comes over with her phone in her hand with the app ope

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Text - I purchase another $10 worth of credits, and fast track "All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey" and "Mickey by Tony Basil" as one last "bite me" to Jack. I can only imagine the fallout I'm going to face Monday afternoon when I show up to work, but whatever. My $40 was no less valid than his, and no one customer gets to commandeer the tunes for the entire night and physically block anyone else from touching it. Side note: Yes, I did realize partway through my shenanigans that I could ha

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Choosing Beggar Expects Dude To Give Up His Username

In this day and age with all the social media apps and other kinds of technology available at our disposal you just never know what kinds of petty arguments might break out. In this case, it's not even petty so much as one dude being insanely entitled. The guy expects a perfect stranger to just give up his username. On top of the delusional expectation, he lays it on thick with the toxic disrespect. Check out some more juicy choosing beggars content with this choosing beggar who doesn't understand how time works. 

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Text - Hi. I just wanted to know if you'd be willing to give up your username? This name is really important to me - and it's been attached to my brand for years 7:23 AM No, sorry but good luck with your band Why are you so attached to it

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Text - 9:37 AM I'll buy it off you 10:39 PM Not interested, thanks anyways What's with you ? What?

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Text - You have 100 followers and you are so rude, like l'm asking you nicely to allow me to have my own name. And the fact that you just completely disregard or respect even the offer. I asked nicely and even offered you compensation How am I the rude one? You contacted me with a question and I responded honestly.

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Text - But you don't even have a valid reason You don't even have any attachment to the username Why on earth do I need one? it's my username, and I have no desire to give it up. That's my reason.

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Text - It isn't really yours. You could have any name in the world and you choose to be an asshole I'm not being an asshole whatsoever. You aren't entitled to something just because it has meaning to you. I don't walk up to others and ask for stuff just because I want it and expect to get it.

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Text - It's not an expectation its an ask and if you were any way a decent human you'd consider it I did consider it, and here is my answer: no and exactly you are an asshole Message...

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Weird Stuff People Saw In People's Houses

As much as you'd like to hide your shame, hoarded collections of doorknobs and evidences of your eccentric hobbies, sometimes someone else will have to enter your weird home. A plumber, pet sitter or maintenance employee is gonna need to get in there. And they see some really interesting things. Sometimes they don't even need to make it inside. Window washers see some bizarre things through the glass.

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Text - drunky_crowette 18.1k points · 11 hours ago Petsitter here! If you don't find a secure place to put your sex toys your dogs may bring them to guest in your home!

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Text - minervasbiscuittin 16.7k points · 12 hours ago - O 2 e 3 6 edited 3 hours ago Back in my teenage babysitting days, I regularly watched three kids whose parents kept one of those ENORMOUS packages of hot dogs out on the kitchen counter. Everyone in that household would just wander by and grab a room-temperature hot dog as a snack whenever they felt like. I babysat for them 2-3 times per week for over a year and never not saw those hot dogs. I wonder about them all the time.

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Text - punkass_book_jockey8 15.0k points · 11 hours ago Former babysitter, one house a toilet in the hallway. Not a bathroom just a toilet literally in the middle of a carpeted hallway (middle of the Hallway but against a wall) that totally worked. It was parallel to the wall not perpendicular- there was zero cover around it and it faced the stairway. So if you used it, and somebody came up the stairs, you were going to be making eye contact. I never understood it. It looked like someone just se

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Text - nolatime 14.7k points · 9 hours ago 2 3 3 2 Realtor here. I was showing a house that was supposed to be empty. I knocked and rang the bell to make sure. Once inside I walked into a bedroom and found the current tenant butt ass naked absolutely slamming on an electronic drum kit in what was a mostly sound proof room. He never noticed I was there, but ill never forget him.

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Text - Necessary_Offer 12.2k points · 11 hours ago PS O 4 O 3 @4 & 6 More In the 90s, I had a summer job at a small electronic repair shop. I had to deliver and reconnect an elderly woman's 32" television (this was the tube kind, it was huge and heavy). Get to her trailer and she answers the door, woman in her 70s wearing a thin cotton shirt as a dress that barely reached her mid-thigh, was essentially transparent, no underwear, everything on full display. Kept my eyes averted as I hauled the TV

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Text - icedcoffeedevotee 12.0k points · 11 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago 4 23 33 8 A jar full of bedbugs. They wanted to show us that they indeed had bedbugs. You could see the damn things in the daylight all over the furniture. We knew...

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Text - jibbletmonger 9.5k points · 10 hours ago 32 8 Installed sod at this lady's newly built home. She was in her mid 60s maybe. Anyway, she didn't know where the valve to the exterior tap was in the basement and asked if I could go down and turn it on for her. No problem. I go down the stairs to the unfinished basement and it's pitch dark. I find a light switch and then suddenly there is a 400 pound man naked and asleep on a matress three feet away from me. She never mentioned this before I we

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Text - call-me-mama-t 8.4k points · 11 hours ago - edited 9 hours ago E I would frequently go into homes on all conditions with buyers & sellers. There was a really cool historic house on in a good neighborhood. The guy was a hoarder and he had torn off all the plaster & filled the walls with books. I've seen people living in the most deplorable conditions...and dealt with so many odd people. Edit; The books were in every room of the house. Floor to ceiling.

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Text - megzies1997 7.7k points · 10 hours ago 5 3 I babysit for a family that has a bust of the quaker oats guy e

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Text - DerryGirlJames 260 points · 13 hours ago Emmy's. Turns out the family I house sit for 2-4 times a year, the husband works for some sports channel and gets awards for it. Yes I've held one, they're heavy and cold.

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Text - mireilledgb 6.7k points · 11 hours ago 2 E 2 i'm a midwife, and in a postpartum visit at home, the couple had 2 big pigs as pets. They were living with them in the house and even had their own room. Super chill pigs

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Text - ImKnownToFuckMyself 4.9k points · 12 hours ago e 3 2 Used to live in south Florida and worked an apartment complex. One day we cleaned out this apartment after tenants moved out, wasn't too bad as it was mostly clean, but the shocking part was finding a severed goat's head in the fridge (on a platter not just stuffed in there), it was skinned and everything. Startled the fuck out of me and wasn't sure what to do. Supervisor said it was no big deal and was common among the Haitian populati

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Text - FalconOtherwise 3.7k points · 12 hours ago 2 I'm female, I went into a really cute guy's apartment to assemble a bed for him and was entertaining myself with thoughts of how cute I thought he was while I worked. Then I saw the shirtless Chris Pratt pillows and was like "dammit." At least he has good taste.

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Text - Lamesatron 3.2k points · 11 hours ago Two stuffed dead giraffes. Like, taxidermy.

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Text - BeebMommy 504 points 10 hours ago My fiancé is an HVAC technician and recently visited a house that was otherwise luxurious and beautiful, but they were especially proud of their Nazi Memorabilia room. It had hundreds of thousands of dollars of Nazi collectibles including an original SS uniform and weapons. My fiancé is half SE Asian and half Jewish.

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Text - DudeAtWork55 398 points · 11 hours ago I was doing a remodel of some old crappy condemned apartments. People were still living in it even though they were supposed to get out. Every time we went into a new apartment, the people that were living in them would just up and leave and never come back. Went in one dudes apartment and found a joint rolled up in a one dollar bill. (Could've bought a whole pack of rolling papers with that dollar). And the dude didn't have any furniture or anything

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Text - stormtiger88 344 points · 10 hours ago My husband's grandfather owns several rental properties. When my husband was acting as his property manager, he found this very ornate wizard staff with a little crystal ball on top. As the property in the unit was considered abandoned, his grandfather let him keep it.

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Text - mackadoo 332 points · 11 hours ago Apartment is mostly on the second floor, with a second entrance, den, and washroom on the first floor (rest of the floor is another apartment). Buddy decides he doesn't need the downstairs area so he just uses it as a compost pit... literally just throws his organic trash down the stairs. Pile is like 5 feet tall, 8 feet across.

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Text - freemason801 153 points · 11 hours ago A full size outdoor type hot tub in master bedroom full of live koi fish.

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Text - fixedpanic 346 points · 12 hours ago Not me but someone I did contracting work with once ripped up a carpet and found a pentagram painted underneath. The owners were super Christians and accused the guy who found it saying that he was "trying to let the devil in"

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Man Brings New Fiancée To Christmas Despite Famous Cousin's Wishes

If anyone out there has a famous relative that they've grown up with, then they've likely encountered many scenarios where they've been forced to be especially mindful of their relative's privacy. Fame can be quite the costly thing in one's life when it comes to being able to celebrate the holidays without having your privacy invaded by mobs of hungry paparazzi, or family members just trying to leech off the money and toys that can come with the fame. In this case, it sounds like the guy's poor cousin was just trying to have a Christmas where he could carry on like he was living a normal life. Unfortunately, the cousin wasn't able to do so due to a surprise guest. 

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Text - AITA for bringing my fiancée to Christmas despite my famous cousin's wishes? Everyone Sucks My cousin is very famous. Yes, you have heard of him, and no, I won't tell you who he is. We'll call him Terry. When we have family functions (mainly for holidays), Terry likes for them to be only family so he can "be himself" and get drunk and pass out on the couch and share Hollywood gossip with us, otherwise he feels like he is being interviewed and having everyone talk to him or want a picture

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Text - I hated this at first because I would be dating some chick and she would want to get to meet him and it's awkward to tell them they can't come to family events and they get mad that they never get to meet him (my tinder has a pic of me with Terry). But I get it so I was fine with it. Until this year. I began dating this chick in August. I couldnt bring her to Thanksgiving, fine. But when I walk in, I see another cousin, "Danielle", has brought her boyfriend "Steve" EVEN THOUGH they've bee

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Text - Terry was fine with this because he's met Steve before (old family friend) even though Il've been told that no exceptions are allowed to his rule. Thanksgiving sucked because the whole time I was mad that I once again wasn't allowed to bring my gf. My gf consoled me after and realized that she is my soulmate. Two weeks ago, I proposed and we got engaged. Xmas was at my aunt's. Im a believer in "ask for forgiveness, not permission" so I brought my fiancée because she had nowhere else to go

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Text - Everyone was asking who she was and scolding me about the rules, and Terry flipped out. He was already buzzed (and looked 20 pounds heavier than he usually presents himself) and started yelling at me for doing this to him. He didn't seem excited at all about my engagement or willing to introduce himself to her. Our grandma was telling Terry to get over it and asking to see the ring and saying she wish she had gotten my fiancé a gift, so grandma was on my side. But Terry was still arguing

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Text - To top it all off, my uncle (who has never even liked Terry) got upset because apparently Terry was his Secret Santa so he didn't get a gift, so my uncle started blaming me for ruining Christmas. I get they are mad but it was clear there was an exception for fiancées and l'm embarrassed that my family was so rude to her when I just didn't want her to be alone on Christmas. Am I the asshole?

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Text - Puffincake_throwaway • 1d · Asshole Aficionado [16] YTA for this - " Im a believer in "ask for forgiveness, not permission" That's an obnoxious way to be. You could have spent Christmas just you and your GF, then she wouldn't have been lonely and you wouldn't have broken the established rule for family gatherings. There wasn't an exception for fiancĂ©s, there was an exception for Steve. What you do if you want your family to meet your fiancĂ©e is you set up your own engagement party. You do

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Text - Lola-the-showgirl · 1d · Asshole Enthusiast [6] YTA. The whole reason Terry has this rule is apparently because your ex fiance sold a story about him to TMZ. You already got him burned once and obviously still do not give a fuck. It honestly sounds like you got engaged just to try to bypass the rule, so good luck with that O Q Reply 1.1k ... +

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Text - GlibTurret · 1d · Asshole Aficionado [16] ΄΀Α. It is never acceptable to bring someone to a party without informing the host in advance. If you wanted to spring your fiancee on everyone, then the socially- acceptable thing to do would have been to host your own engagement party. Not fuck with everyone's Christmas. On top of that, you use Terry's pic to lure "chicks" on Tinder and then ruin real Terry's Christmas by ambushing him with one of the "chicks" you lured? Gross. No wonder Terry w

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Text - prairiemountainzen • 1d · Certified Proctologist [25] 1 Award Oh, dude, I was so ready to say you're absolutely not the AH and Jerry needs to get over himself and go kick rocks. Until you shared a bit of very relevant information that you conveniently left out of your post. That being: you've been engaged twice before, and one of your previous fiancĂ©es sold a story to TMZ about Jerry "to make a quick buck," and this is the whole reason why he has made this rule about having family--and on

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Text - kaykay_20 · 1d ΄΀Α 1. You knew it was a rule. Even if they made an exception for Steve (who at Thanksgiving was fiance, not BF, per your timeline) you gave a clear reason why...he was already an old family friend and had met Terry before. Your fiance does not meet that criteria but you brought her anyway. 2. Your fiance may not be a "fangirl" in your opinion, but she's asked for pics with Terry before. According to you, you know Terry doesn't want to deal with that at family functions.

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Text - 3. Your family didn't even know you were engaged and you put them on the spot. And considering this isn't your first engagement and you knew they would be skeptical/less than pleased, you had to have known it wouldn't go over well. 4. By your own admission you use a pic of you with Terry to get matches on Tinder. That's exactly the kind of stuff he doesn't want happening. You're using him solely for your own benefit and I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't want to have further contact wi

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Text - whyamisoawesome9 • 1d • Colo-rectal Surgeon [46] YTA. It sounds like this was the first meeting of a fiancĂš you have been with for very few months. Trying to compare to the other cousins relationship is pointless, you said it yourself, they have met Terry a few times. Basically you use his profile pic on Tinder, then wonder why he doesn't want fan girls trying to meet him at family functions... You would rather ask for forgiveness than permission, so decided not to discuss at all? At what

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Text - Rose717 · 1d YTA.. I stopped reading when I got to the part that you use a photo of you and your famous cousin as your profile pic to pick up chicks, knowing full well he doesn't want to taint his family time with his work persona. Also, if you're methodology is "ask for forgiveness instead of permission", it's like you already knew you were 100% wrong for doing what you were doing and trying to rug sweep everyone else's feelings because you wanted what you wanted and screw everyone else

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Text - luminouslarkspur · 1d · Partassipant [4] YTa - forgetting everything else bringing an uninvited guest to someone else's home when you know they are not welcome is incredibly rude and unacceptable. Second, surely you can tell the difference between you bringing a stranger and your cousin bringing someone already known to the family. Finally, you did not give Terry the option to not come once you made the decision. Instead you forced him into an uncomfortable situation. Asking for forgivene

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Text - VenusdeMiloTrap • 1d YTA Terry needs a safe place too. If it was so important to you to bring your fiance, you should have talked to him about it and made it clear how important it was to you. Maybe have introduced them before the holiday so he felt comfortable with her. You were acting like a child "how come he gets to and I can't!" You know YTA here, you need to apologize to your family and your girl for putting her in an awkward position. Also feel like you're maybe flexing here showin

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Text - LivelySally · 1d · Pooperintendant [60] YTA - I'm a believer of ask for forgivness instead of permission. That only means, do what I wont and don't give two shits about you. Forgive me and be a doormat or be pissed and I call you petty. Reply 1 303 3 + ...

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Text - I couldn't stop imagining terry crews as the cousin in this story. I'm just picturing this drunk behemoth flipping the table set with christmas dinner and throwing the christmas tree at the TV before storming out. YTA Dude you know for a fact you proposed solely to force her attendance, and given you have a history of doing this only adds to the narrative. Reply 1 179 ...

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Text - Calm_Investment • 1d · Asshole Enthusiast [7] 3 1 Award YTA - the two situations weren't the same. Your cousin knew the other person unlike your GF. Getting engaged that quickly is also shady af. If you don't like the rules don't go. Spend the Xmas with your new fiance. Your wrecked Christmas because of a tantrum and games. And your cousin knows not to trust your judgement because you sell your link to him - you don't add to his privacy, you resent you can't use it to your benefit. Give a

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Text - cookie_monster_911 • 1d YTA 1. You use your cousin's photo to get girls interested in you on Tinder (it's apparent with this current fiancĂ©e too since she's asked a couple of times to get a picture with him...) 2. Your cousin Danielle was an exception because Terry KNEW him. They weren't a complete stranger like your current fiancĂ©e (3rd time is not the charm) is 3. You seem like a dick. Who tf says "it's better to ask for forgiveness, not permission" ?? No just no 4. You went out of your

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Text - SmokieOki • 1d • Partassipant [1] YTA. Stop trying to use your famous cousin for some clout in the world. Take his pic off your tinder when you know he wants more anonymity. Your little jabs about him looking 20lbs heavier and being drunk are your pettiness & jealousy showing. Lots of us get drunk on holidays with family. Why do you care if he's gained 20lbs. He's still famous and you aren't. Doesn't change it. please re-examine your attitude of do it now and ask forgiveness later. That's

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Text - The_final_frontier_ • 1d • Partassipant [2] YTA. Steve was a family friend and clearly knows Terry from before so the same rules obviously don't apply. You threw a tantrum because what? Trying to get some clout for being related to a celebrity of some kind? You ruined Christmas for your cousin and the rest of the family because of your little drama. + Q Reply 4 230 ...

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Text - ApprehensivePaint657 · 1d ΄΀Α YOUR previous fiance is the reason this rule exists, dude. The jab about Terry being heavier...specifying the Uber Black, using him in your Tinder to lure women...your fiance asking for pictures with him at all instead of being cool and waiting to get to know him as an inlaw, its all just shit. I was kind of "who does Terry think they are, dictating the family guest list" but it turns out its because of you! Jfc Reply 66 ...

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Text - NoeTellusom · 1d · Asshole Aficionado [11] YTA for using your famous family member in your Tinder profile to get laid. Also, you realize that even having met your "soulmate", you used "has" for that profile. So you still have it up, sounds like. Then you brought your fiance to an event without Terry's permission at (presumably) his mother's house (your aunt?). Reply 19 ...

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Extremely Specific and Overly Vague Shirts

Self expression is important, but it's unclear what anyone is trying to broadcast with a cursed shirt that just says something like "Big Time Ravioli Man." On the opposite side of the spectrum, an overly aggressive shirt that says something like "Watch out sissy, I'm a Forklift Driver" almost says too much.

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Sleeve - RAYGUN I'D RATHER BE ORINKING RANCH hungoro FERNAL QUES KING S SCH

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Green - TALIZE THIS IS WHY IM HOT!

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Vertebrate - FEAK THIS

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Product - YOU ÇANT SCARE ME O I WORK AT CRACKER BARREL

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Clothing - Sassy Classy & a bit Bad Assy.

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Green - WHAT GOES ON IN THE SHEEP PEN „STAYS IN THE SHEEP PEN aland New

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Product - Everything happens so much Zazzle Everything happens so much by wearethecatfish

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Cartoon - Call my school- Tell them I died! PP JTM PAVTS Pealure Bynioata, ne

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Blue - :49 HAS REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN.AS DECIDED TQ: USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE? ANYONE.

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Sleeve - TENDROCCOL VE LAMPLES 00 TALY PCK 2 FwM ZAROL ORMACHE SANCHROLL MAS oHECO 4175 CORNON OTATO WEDGES C LR 12PCS MAC ONIONRINGS CHICKENRINGS SWEETPO PE 14.99 30 12.00 CHEESE BITES 3.50 2.50 14.99 12.50 No Solic WHAT THE FUCK IS REALLY GOING ON

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Toy - HYLAND Baby Dance Dance

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Product - SPAGHETTI'S

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Clothing - EVIL! kSEVIL REALLY EVIL

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Hairstyle - I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEAT. ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENT OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATORS

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Sleeve - SADIFORNIA "THE WEATHER MIGHT BE BETTER BUT WE'RE JUST AS DEPRESSED AS YOU."

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Sleeve - YOUR WIFE MY WIFE $18.99 ebay

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Sleeve - NEW YORK WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED & EATEN.* *BY THE TRULY WEAK, INSECURE, HEARTLESS A"HOLES WHO PREY ON OTHER PEOPLE TO GET AHEADI 201 ALEX LEE PRD N NYC.

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Product - Army Baby alveady marching like daddy

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Product - Baby Bump brought to youU Courtery of a U.S. AIRMAN

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Product - Who am I? I am a Criminal.

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Product - IHAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON

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Hair - HELLLO TEACHER GJOD MORNING & GOOD BYE! FEVER

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Times People Realized They Weren't Brainiacs

Sometimes you don't even need the world to humble you. Sometimes, you can just do the job yourself. These folks found themselves in the middle of various, hilarious, and occasionally relatable situations where they realized that they weren't near as smart as they'd made themselves out to be. A little ego death here and there can be good for everyone. 

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Text - -mammalman- • 20h 8 7 Awards Idk man. I feel like I'm two people arguing, one keeps insisting we're clever af, the other is begging us to realise thats bs before its too late. Reply 1 5.1k ...

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Text - Poempoem678·21h 8 5 Awards I tried getting out of the car with my seatbelt on yesterday. Reply 4 4.6k ...

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Text - atthwsm • 19h 8 2 Awards I often use a little bit of knowledge that I know to explain something to people I really don't understand because l'm good with people. One day a young kid at work basically said "I feel like you know just enough to talk about stuff but not enough to really know anything... no offense" and I was like god damn he's right Reply 1 968 ...

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Text - eelzelton • 20h 1 Award When I tried to put in my contacts shortly after chopping up jalapeños Reply 489 ...

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Text - charlie_chapped_lips · 21h 1 Award I have trouble opening doors that have "pull" written on them. Reply 2.0k ...

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Text - BobFX • 18h When a college prof told me I was a "good test taker." # Q Reply + 702 ...

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Text - Lord_of_the_turtles · 21h 1 Award I entered university. Half of the people there are smarter and/or had a better education, and the other half is equally smart as you. Really makes you realize how small your world was Reply 1 2.4k 3 ...

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Text - dlordjr · 21h 3 5 Awards Every time my wife is mad at me and I think of the "perfect comeback" I remember how brilliant I am.. And then I say it. Q Reply 1 2.2k ...

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Text - MarchKick • 19h 3 5 Awards I was listening to an audiobook and I thought "why is there no subtitles for audiobooks for deaf people?" ...that's just a book. Reply 1.3k ...

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Text - StarDuster99·21h 6 months after I started med school... Reply 816 ...

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Text - _hate_traveling • 22h 3 8 7 Awards First year of uni. I had it very easy in HS, I was one of the lucky bastards who could ace everything with minimal effort, scored in the 99th percentile in my country's equivalent of the SAT's, etc. And then that first year of engineering just took a big ol' shit on everything I thought about myself, lol. It was a pretty humbling experience. Reply 1 7.6k ... +

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Text - chem_nerd1442 • 21h Going from university to grad school. I did well in uni and was so confident. After first year in grad school, I know I am just average. There are people can remember lecture slides after reading over them. It's crazy Reply 374 3 ...

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Text - Vanilla_Neko • 22h Honestly used to basically be a poster child for the I am very smart sub. mostly because I was one of those kids who growing up was told I was apparently gifted so that gave me this God complex of thinking that I knew everything. it honestly took me till like the middle of middle school to really suddenly start realizing just how little I knew Reply 1 963 ...

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Text - sbb214 • 14h 2 1 Award I think the biggest gift I got about my own intelligence was learning that there are so many different ways to be smart. Some of the ways l'm not smart are more learnable than others, some l'll always be mediocre at, others I can slowly improve upon with work and dedication. Some don't really interest me at getting good at. Some l'll just never be good at no matter how hard I try. Reply 149 3 ... +

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Text - ToastedMaple· 20h When I was younger, admitting I didn't know something would give me anxiety (probably from how I was raised and would get screamed at). It took some years after meeting quite established people that even though they were smart af, they would always be able to say 'you know what? I didn't know that! Thanks for teaching me!'. It really opened my eyes on who is intelligent vs who just wants to look that way Reply 1 41 ...

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Text - ReverendAISharkton • 15h Back when I was a cook, I was making tortilla cups for salsa. To do this you use a little ramekin on a stick to submerge them in the deep fryer. I dropped the tool in, and a waitress said "Oh no! How are you going to get it out?" I sarcastically replied that I would use my hand, while getting a pair of tongs and beginning to fish it out. I dropped the tongs in as well, and immediately stuck my hand into boiling oil chasing after them. Somehow I wasn't burned (wet

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Text - LittleBoiFound · 20h In 7th grade when I argued with a smart kid that I was not 4'12". I was 5. It took me way too long to figure out why he was looking at me like that. Reply 1 95 ...

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Text - antoinettemargot · 14h When I realised Mt. Rushmore is not a naturally occurring mountain face... Reply 26 ...

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Text - Ara-Enzeru • 20h 3 1 Award Id say it was when I dropped an empty plastic colander, panicked because it was going to hit my foot, so I tried to quickly move my foot out of the way and ended up kicking the solid wood cabinets hard enough to split my toenail straight down the middle. The colander weighed maybe around 1/10 of a pound. It would not have hurt at all. Reply 1 2.5k 3 ...

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Text - jadesel03 · 20h I took all honors and advanced classes in high school. My average gpa equated to a B. Then I failed out of college twice. And l'm back for a third time where I just came to the realization that our solar system is IN the Milky Way Galaxy. Reply 766 ...

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Text - BobsYourDrunkl • 14h Learned I spelled "raspberry" wrong all my life. Why is there a "p" in the spelling and I can't even look at the fruit the same way. It's like it's a whole new food item to me and I can't stop thinking about it. Reply 22 3 ...

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Text - seth3511 • 14h I'm a software dev, and I thought I was fairly intelligent. I couldn't figure out how to disconnect a U-haul trailer from my truck the other day when dropping it off. E Q Reply ↑ 11 ...

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Twitter Thread: The Legendary Creation That Is Totwaffles

Every now and again we come across a human being (Ada Powers in this case) that puts forth such a brilliant culinary innovation that we're really just left speechless. In this case, we have the aptly named Totwaffles. If you weren't hungry before reading this informative thread, we can only imagine where the appetite must be at now. Could be a decent thing to throw together during the holidays. 

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Small appliance - Ada Powers @mspowahs I get it: you're on lockdown. You're trying to do a lot with a little. It's hard to find joy in the midst of fear, depression, and austerity. That's why it's time to learn about totwaffles. (thread) Ore lda GOLDEN TATER TOTS. EURE 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 - Twitter Web App TATE

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs Totwaffles are special in that they are among the elite order of foods which sound almost, but not quite, like a colloquial anatomical vulgarism. This alone may be nourishment in dark times. You are encouraged to lean into this fact as much as feels right for you. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs I found that even in stores that were cleaned out of frozen everything, tots were still available. This may not be true for you. Brand isn't important; sometimes I think the knockoff tots work even better. You may be able to find them at your local corner store. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs You also need a waffle iron. You may already have one; it may slightly hate you for never using it. This is not your fault. Waffles feel like a thing for people who have their shit together. You do not have your shit together. But you are about to give your iron a higher purpose. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Major appliance - Ada Powers @mspowahs You could leave a bag of tots out for hours to defrost. This is great. You can also pile frozen tots on a plate and stick them in a microwave. You can use the defrost setting or cook them outright. How many minutes? Yes. There is no way to fuck this up. ABS Pa 11:26 AM 3/19/20 - Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs Just don't bake them. That is depriving your waffle iron of its new raison d'ĂȘtre, and we have promised it a better life than that. Ideally you want them to be soft, warm, a little wet. Like most good things in this world that are not socks. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Finger food - Ada Powers @mspowahs Once you've prepped your tots, line them up on the waffle iron. Wherever they go, really. Tear them to make them fit small holes. Squish them into place. It doesn't matter. They are potatoes, and they will do your bidding. 11:26 AM 3/19/20 - Twitter Web App

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Electronic device - Ada Powers @mspowahs Then, SQUISH down your waffle iron. It may require pressure. The top may not latch; some of the tots may spill out. This is okay. You may have just voided your warranty. This is okay. Warranties, like rent and office work, are but constructs which were never built to serve us. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Ingredient - Ada Powers @mspowahs To make SYRUPCHUP: Combine maple syrup and ketchup in a 1:1 ratio. Either microwave or stovetop works. If you heat it on a stove, try not to let it boil and reduce. We want yield. The SYRUPCHUP must flow. 11:26 AM 3/19/20 - Twitter Web App >

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs There are precisely two kinds of people in the world, perhaps the universe: those who see SYRUPCHUP as an inevitability, and those who witness it as an abomination. It is impossible to predict which you are, which your closest friends are. Doing is the only knowing. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs I believe it is the only way to truly honor the duality of the totwaffle, to respect it as both tot and waffle. I have been maligned as a heretic for my beliefs, a queer breakfast anarchist unappreciated in my time. Perhaps future generations will understand. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Electronic device - Ada Powers @mspowahs Once you have recovered from dividing your community forever, check on your waffle iron. It may say it's done. Respectfully, DO NOT BELIEVE ITS LIES. Verify, by eye or finger, that it crisp, that the tots have transcended their individuality and become something greater. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Finger food - Ada Powers @mspowahs Yeah no this is good. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs Sever the corpus callosum/callosi of this new organism, so that its hemispheres may part ways gracefully. If they do not, or if structural integrity is not to be found, that is okay-we are all falling apart. May we love our own falterings as we do the potato. We are the potato. 11:26 AM - 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Cuisine - Ada Powers @mspowahs At this point, you may serve with whatever condiment you are prepared to become a martyr for. If you're feeling brunch instead, or simply for extra nutrition, you may add to it. A fried egg works great; I use scrambled polenta, or tofu with spices that make it taste like eggs. 11:26 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ada Powers @mspowahs Now that you and your waffle iron have rehabilitated your relationship, appreciate the world of possibility that has opened up before you both. Enjoy the new lens through which you now view all comestibles, the question living ever at the center of your heart: Will It Waffle? 11:27 AM · 3/19/20 - Twitter Web App

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Boss Has Terrible Idea, Employee Disregards Idea, Boss Learns Lesson

Man, nothing's quite as grim as the moment that anyone realizes they're working under an incompetent manager who is inevitably going to put the company in hot water, if they continue onward in their mindless ways. Well, this boss certainly sounds like they never should've been put in the position of power that they were to begin with. Fortunately, the employee working under them had the mindful presence to not obey (dumb) orders, and managed to keep the company in compliance when it was all said and done. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/Routine_Condition • 7h 8 5 e 5 S 4 8 3 The software does all that now. OK boss. M Inspired by the recent story of " We don't need any of that anymore" I was reminded of how my malicious compliance changed the organization chart in the company I worked at. TL;DR Look at me - I'm the boss now. Many moons ago, before the '08 recession, I, manager of the records department (among other things), worked in an industry where record keeping is super critical. Bad re

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Text - My direct boss, who reported to the CEO was a good enough person but was overworked and would grab onto any idea as long as it kicked the can down the road at which point the problem was worse. He needed to go but the CEO liked the results despite how negatively they impacted production and morale. In short, my boss had to go away and I needed to be the one reporting to the CEO. Solwaited until he grabbed onto an idea so terrible that it had to exploited. My boss came in and told me to st

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Text - The software in question could do the job but it was never set up or configured to meet the requirements. I had already spoken to legal and our government contacts a few months earlier about having software to do this and we are required to inform them and submit samples of it prior to going live. None of that was ever done. So we kept doing our job, as normal, and strangely no one asked any questions - until the quarterly meetings. My boss apparently had not informed the CEO on his plan

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Text - From the information I received from other folks who were in the meeting at that point, the accountant asked how it was possible and my boss confidently told them he stopped the recordkeeping requirements and the software was taking care of it all now. The IT people, who knew what was required to be complaint, apparently created a sound akin to a record needle scratch. IT stated we were months from implementation. Legal chimed in and pointed out that we were now in a serious bad legal pos

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Text - I walk into a scene I would like to have taken a picture of. The CEO, Legal, and IT are up in arms. My boss looks defeated because he now understands how big the issue is now. I grab a seat, and listen to the lamenting of the masses. When it is my turn to talk I calmly explain my side of things. The CEO loved the direct email from my boss telling me to stop recordkeeping. After letting that sink in I calmly told them of my insubordination for the good of the company, the uninterrupted sta

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Forklift Boat Mishap Is Ballet of Failure
 

Some days you just can't win. This dude was just trying to move a boat with a forklift and low and behold, things went wrong. And then they went wrong again. And then again after that.

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Guy Teaches A Lesson To Handicap Spot Hog

You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.

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Text - Posted by u/nunya__bidness 13 hours ago The idiot and the handicapped parking spot When I was attending school (adult education career training) one of my classmates Bob had an artificial leg. Other than walking with a limp and not being able to stand for long periods you wouldn't really notice. He had a large van and handicapped plates but unless he had to he didn't always use the handicapped parking spots leaving them for people who really needed them.

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Text - So one winter day it had snowed the day before and the parking lot had been plowed but was very icy and not at all safe for someone like him to walk on. As he pulled in at 8:30 for the 9:00 morning class he saw someone parked in a handicapped spot. Bob checked the license plates and looked for a hanging placard on the rear view mirror. Nothing. So he parked sideways behind the car blocking it in. About 30 minutes into class a young guy came in and interrupted the instructor and asked who

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Text - Bob told him that now was not a convenient time and that when class was over in 90 minutes he'd be happy to move it. When the guy said that it was not an appropriate answer Bob replied that parking in a handicapped parking spot in an icy parking lot was not an appropriate action. The guy was highly agitated and Bob was totally unsympathetic. The guy went through the usual excuses. I was only going to an appointment in the office and wasn't going to be that long Yada Yada Yada. Bob remaine

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Text - Bottom line, we went back to working on our lab assignment, guy sat in his car pissed off and listening to his radio. At 11:00 after slowly packing up everything we went out to head off to lunch. Bob moved his van and the guy flipped us off and screamed some choice comments about our parentage and sexual proclivities and peeled out of the parking lot very late to his interview. His prospective employer learned something about the guy's reliability and hopefully he was smart enough not to

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Text - Also hopefully he learned a lesson about parking in handicapped parking spots but somehow I doubt it. TL:DR idiot parked in handicapped spot illegally. My buddy who had a legitimate need for the spot blocked him in and refused to move until we got a break in our class schedule making the idiot very late for a job interview. Don't try to out asshole Bob over a handicapped parking spot. He's had a lot of practice.

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