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2020/12/03

Video Game Tunes Played On An 80s Synthesizer and more...

Anyone else get some sort of emotions with this beautiful performance? The moment when he delved into the Zelda theme was definitely something special.
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Video Game Tunes Played On An 80s Synthesizer and more...


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Video Game Tunes Played On An 80s Synthesizer

 

Anyone else get some sort of emotions with this beautiful performance? The moment when he delved into the Zelda theme was definitely something special. 

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One Man Band Crushes "Pump Up The Jam"

 

It's videos like this that can instantaneously restore your potential dwindling faith in humanity. Look at doggo in there; he's having the best time of his life. We don't blame him. This is nothing short of a viral-worthy performance. 

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Arecibo Observatory Collapse Caught on Drone Footage

 

The Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico collapsed and shattered in a disheartening moment for astrophysicists everywhere. The main cables holding up the massive 900 ton receiver failed and the whole thing collapsed into the Gregorian dome. Groups are focusing on getting funds from the U.S. Congress to rebuild the observatory.

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Miss South Carolina Tackles Geography

 

She really committed to a long winded rant while having no idea what she was really saying the whole time, and tried to play it off like we didn't see right through that. Alright, Miss South Carolina, you do you. 

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Company Reneges When Job's Done, Gets Just Deserts

One does not simply renege once the job is done, without dire consequences. This company certainly learned their lesson the hard way. The pure satisfaction of taking this revenge had to have been absolutely worth it. For some more juicy pro revenge content, check out this electric organ revenge that was literal years in the making. Beautiful work, really. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/1968Bladerunner • 3d 1 2 e 3 3 3 1 Renege once the job's done? Prepare for your just desserts... A few years after I started my business I was asked to clean-up & optimise a number of PC's in multiple locations, as well as set up some forms & templates, for a new client who owned a local restaurant. The work, all labour apart from a little travel, was performed over the space of a month due to scheduling conflicts & school holidays but, on completing the last of it,

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Text - I waited for payment; never heard anything, sent reminder emails, called & left messages; but no response. Eventually a couple of busy months had passed and I met the client by chance in the local supermarket. On asking why he'd not paid or been in touch, he said that all the PC's were as bad as they had been before l'd started, and that he HAD tried to contact me with no success. As my landline & mobile phone had caller display as well as answering services, & there had been no emails, I

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Text - So I contacted a local debt collector, gave him the details, printouts of my call logs & post-invoicing emails, & he took them to the restaurateur. On his return his words were "He's not disputing the invoice, he's saying that the work wasn't done right - so it's his word against yours." I queried if it was worth taking the guy to small claims, to which the debt collector said "Even if you could prove he confirmed he was satisfied with the work, they might insist you get his computers bac

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Text - At this point it was late November so, creating two throwaway email accounts in female names, I got in touch with the restaurant to book a large party for Valentines night the following February. I put it down as "...my husband's surprise 40th birthday party", confirmed that "...my husband's sister" (and cc'd her in the message with the other throwaway) couldn't make the journey north, but would happily pay the £10/head deposit as her share towards the night. Of course, as time went on th

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Text - To keep him on-side, I asked for a proposed menu in advance so that I could send it to all the attendees for pre-ordering. Naturally they were delighted that they'd know this as it makes their life much easier. Consequently the numbers for all 3 courses were emailed in - with a few 'fussy eater' variables thrown in for good measure. Needless to say by the beginning of February he was getting quite antsy about there being no sign of the deposit, but I reassured him that the sisters cheque

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Text - A week before d-day and he'd obviously had enough. He emailed in a spat saying they'd turned away numerous enquiries, had no deposit, and could no longer hold back on taking other bookings. This time I didn't bother replying... my part was done. My wife (at the time) & I were booked in at another restaurant close by for our own Valentines meal, after which we took a walk past the restaurateur's business premises to see just two cars in their parking lot, one of which was his! I'm not sure

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Design Failures that Deserve Some Blame

Designing things is hard, and people aren't very good at it. Whether it's an accidentally creepy sign or some painful looking stairs, we make things that probably could have used some extra input. This world is full of design failures that were someone's fault. For some more professional buffoonery, here are some "you had one job" moments of occupational incompetence.

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Cartoon - Please sort your waste Com CO Ew Feed me landfill Feec food Feed me plastic and cans pap

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Room

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Product - 06 NOV R EST 9 569 29s 2L farmers Oun 100% QLD MILK FULL CREAM PR C PERMLATE FREE MI Product of Australa

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Food - PER 1 1/2 CUP SERVING 160 0, 220mg 40 TOTAL SUGARS CALORIES SAT FAT SODIUM 0% DV 10% DV SEE NUTRITION FACTS FOR "AS PREPARED INFORMATION

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Text - LOVE REQUIRES KNOW US TO WHEN TO BE SILENT AND TO SPEAK WHEN UP REOUIRE O KN WHEN TO BE

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Bridge

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Floor

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Stairs

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Clothing - Ecmln Dropshipping

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Toilet

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Car - Tart SUPERIOR

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Iron

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Starfish - le Pentagon

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Land vehicle - GET ASS Ford

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Outhouse

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Yellow

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Headgear - LAPEL PIN LAPEL PIN AIRE ORGE

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Footwear - DIE SEL DIERSEL

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Pink - Chi!

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Floor

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Advertising - BAR K-BBQ SHABUYA COMING SOON WE ARE HIRING BULLTABBQ@YAHO0.COM SHAB

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Text - APPLIED HEALTH SCIENCES Y GO FURTHER CO WITHOUT CONSENT

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Advertising - BE CE Nuce de vortale useru Spopokete BIOMETRISCHE PASSFOTOS 5€ ITSM BABY FOTOVIP SHOOTING AB 33€ HSTABEN I GE ACCESSOIRES UND VHLE VERSCHIEDENE HENTERGRONDE

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Snack - CreamyYogurt FLAVORED COATINGP EVERYDAY PRICE 19 S4 SKITTLES YOGUBT DIP si 20 siNOLE 15Z 7797 77 EW! with card s0 As Advertised

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Hand - Alpenmilch Alpine Milk Lait Milka

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Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth

It's a story as old as time. Someone tries to make a point about popular fiction. Another person makes a bold claim. Then the rest of us all get to learn that a bunch of people have a thing for the bad guy from Lord of The Rings. It's reminiscent of these tumblr users who had questions about gay Klingons or this quick tumblr post that asked the hard questions about centaurs.

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Text - booksbybingo Follow villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don't see people shipping themselves with Sau

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Text - mellenabrave Follow -you think? macko-99 Follow .don't look up Sauron on A03 arofili Follow Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won't make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it's fandom, the fact that Sau

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Jaw - prismatic-starstuff Follow The Poster Of The Comment: You don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron! The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively: WHEEZE

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Fictional character - silly-jellyghoty Follow Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this whitetigerdemoness Follow #YO OUTTA THE WAY HOBBIT BOY #IM BOUTA GET IT desarea-doodles Follow I learned a lot this is hilarious

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Things That Are Immoral But Not Quite Illegal

Just because it's easy to recognize something as completely morally wrong doesn't necessarily mean it's against the rules. It seems kid of backwards, but sometimes there's stuff that's too small, specific, or unfortunately profitable for people to make a rule against it. For some spicy tales, here are things people later discovered were illegal.

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Text - plankto-ed 6.6k points · 19 hours ago 3 e S Unplugging your friends phone to charge your own when visiting their house

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Text - DarkPasta 3.3k points · 18 hours ago Listing to "music" on your phone on speaker while people are around you. On the bus, for example. You should be taken to a wood thicket and swiftly shot.

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Text - Shermione 2.7k points · 17 hours ago Leaving meat or dairy on some random unrefrigerated shelf in the grocery store. Fuck you!! RedditFact-Checker 601 points · 16 hours ago Generally, you can go to a grocery store, fill a cart with whatever you want, then just leave. Sucks, but certainly not against the law.

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Text - sh4w5h4nk 2.3k points - 19 hours ago 2 Gambling away the money your spouse set aside for your child's college.

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Text - diiejso 1.5k points · 19 hours ago Private equity firms that buyout existing and sustainable companies only to leverage them with as much debt as possible, bankrupt them, and sell off the assets leaving all the employees out of work, communities unserved, and themselves with massive profit.

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Text - start3ch 4.3k points · 14 hours ago 3 2 Making researchers pay to have their work published, charging fees to anyone who wants to view the work, and not giving anything back to the researchers

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Text - bonster85 1.5k points · 19 hours ago MLM schemes. My mum got sucked into forever living. It's pretty much an aloe vera cult. USSThunderMufin 148 points · 18 hours ago What is that 1 bonster85 553 points · 18 hours ago · edited 18 hours ago Mlm's are multi level marketing schemes. So basically you start selling their aloe vera products as a way to make extra money. So you use your social media to promote it, then once you've started a following and you have a customer base, your friends st

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Text - Printnamehere3 1.2k points · 20 hours ago Not returning your shopping cart to the corral

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Text - TheDassaultRafale 4.9k points · 18 hours ago O A O & 5 More Those beauty pageant shows for children. It should be illegal.

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Text - shaodyn 9 points · 11 hours ago Planned obsolescence. For anyone who don't know, this is designing a product, usually some sort of electronic device, so that it'll break down or otherwise become useless much earlier than it reasonably should, requiring an expensive replacement.

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Text - AnErasedCitizen 1.2k points · 19 hours ago Paying someone below min wage and having them make it up with tips. eithernight 296 points · 18 hours ago Yea I worked a job through high school and some of college where I made $2.13 an hour which is legal. If we didn't make enough in tips to meet minimum wage they would yell at us and threaten to fire us because they didn't want to pay out extra. Some of my coworkers over reported their tips because they were afraid of losing their jobs and cam

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Text - twisteroo22 1.2k points · 11 hours ago Making people pay to park at a hospital. So tacky.

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Text - cpeery7 e 1.1k points · 13 hours ago Insane hospital prices. No one knows how much they charge for stuff. For all we know, they could just be making up numbers until your bill reaches an insane amount.

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Text - selcouthsiren 981 points · 18 hours ago · edited 18 hours ago Since the holidays are approaching, getting a dog or other pet as a surprise Christmas present for your child, only to give it away when you realize you're not equipped to care for it.

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Text - CYBERSson 741 points · 18 hours ago Watching the next episode in the series without your watching partner

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Text - helga_von_schnitzel 490 points · 17 hours ago edited 6 hours ago Driving around town with your remote, changing peoples channels.

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Text - SleepyConscience 370 points · 19 hours ago Loaning money to desperate people at insane interest rates through payday loans. My mom was stuck in a payday loan cycle for basically all of my high school years. I honestly don't resent the people who own those places that much. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive in this miserable country. It's the politicians who allow that shit to be legal that really piss me off. They're the ones making the moral choice.

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Text - livestardustpuppet 94 points · 18 hours ago Buying something to use it once and then returning it.

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Text - Evening_Store 51 points · 17 hours ago Farting and then blaming it on your dog, your cat, your kids, your partner, your neighbors, your coworkers, your boss, random strangers, other people in the elevator, other mourners at the funeral, the deceased, your invisible friend Farty Fartalotamus et al.

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Text - Starrydecises 26 points · 13 hours ago Dragging out litigation until the other side runs out of money.

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Religious Sister-In-Law Can't Handle Staying In "Demonic" Bedroom

Family can be a pain. Houseguests can be a pain. But when that houseguest is family who can't stand your hospitality and breaks your family's things, that's a real bad time. Sometimes extended family has a hard time appreciating your effort, like this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan wedding meal. It can get way worse than a torn poster. Here are some unforgivably disrespectful things done by houseguests.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/ForsakenManagement17 18 14 6 S 5 E 14 18 hours ago AITA for refusing to change my daughters bedroom for my pregnant SIL? Not the A-hole My SIL (28) is visiting for Christmas and was sleeping in my daughters (16) bedroom. From the first day she's been here all she's done is complain about how my daughters bedroom is decorated. Her walls are black and she has a bunch of rock posters on her walls. My SIL is very Christian and she says that it's evil and that she

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Text - Anyways, right before bed last night I could hear my daughter kind of yelling and crying. When I went to see what had happened I saw that her aunt had taken all her stuff off of the walls and had "accidentally" ripped one of them which was signed by the artist. My daughter was freaking out and my SIL explained that the "evil" posters gave her anxiety and that when she got anxious the baby wouldn't stop kicking and she couldn't sleep. I told my daughter to tape the ripped poster back toget

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Text - My wife doesn't like the way my daughters room is decorated either and of course she sided with her sister. She told my daughter that if she put them back up then she would rip them all up. She told me that she "couldn't believe that I would suggest that her sister should leave". ΑΙΤΑ?

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Text - TooTall2Function Colo-rectal Surgeon [44] 23.0k points · A 6 O 4 e2 & 4 More 18 hours ago NTA - she is a guest in your house: your house, your rules. How dare she infringe on your hospitality by telling your daughter how to decorate her bedroom. If she doesn't like it then she can book a hotel room or AirBnB. Your wife is also an AH for enabling her sister and using the situation to undermine your daughter's right to her identity and interests.

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Text - FuckUGalen Colo-rectal Surgeon [30] 11.3k points -. 3 2 18 hours ago NTA - but Christmas is still 20+ days away, and it is completely unreasonable to make a teenager give up her room for that length of time for someone who destroys their belongings and disrespects them. Maybe point out to your wife that choosing her sister over her daughter will effect the kind of relationship they have for the next few years at least and teenagers can be petty when the feel the need.

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Text - Deepseafree 3.3k points · 18 hours ago NTA. Only AH here are your wife and her sister. Way to alienate her daughter and clearly show that the sister/aunt has priority over the teen that lives in the house. Humorilove 1.6k points · 12 hours ago · edited 12 hours ago & 3 More If she wants the rip fixed don't tell her to tape it! There are people who can restore the poster to how it originally was, since it was signed! Your SIL and wife are asses. I know it probably won't happen, but I'd mak

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Text - LrrRulerotPOP8 Partassipant [1] 2.6k points · 18 hours ago NTA-, why the fuck is your SIL staying for an entire month? If I was your daughter I would be pissed about having to share my living space with a grown child for an entire month, what a breach of her privacy and sense of home. Is your wife not your daughter's mom? I can't imagine telling my daughter or niece that I would rip their shit up because I don't like the fengshui. She(SIL) is a guest in your home, it isn't her place to de

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Text - Individual-Vanidu Partassipant [1] 1.0k points · 18 hours ago NTA. SIL's behavior shows a complete lack of respect for your daughter as a person. Hopefully you have a non-demonic couch for her to sleep on.

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Nostalgic Junk Foods of The Swingin' 90s

The junk food we grew up with holds a special place in many of our hearts, like this unhealthy indulgence of fast food nostalgia. The 90s were an interesting time for food. Ketchup was blue, food could be "X-treme" and people were trying to fit sugar into every last discoverable crevice on a piece of cereal. Good times. Here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids.

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Food - Reese

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Finger food - Belly Crocker Cinnamon Graham DunkAroos Cinnamon Grahom Coker VANILLA FROSTING RAINBOW SPRINKLES MOUW UN -10Z (28g) PACKAGES NET WT 6 OZ (170g)

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Orange - Doritos 30 99 New! ritos Cheesier

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Finger - UNCH GRERRY FIN PURPLESAURUS REX GRAPELMONADE SH ARTIFICIAL FAVOR PK SWINMINGO Ke SHARKLEBERRY FIN. Kool Aid ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR PUNCH UNSWETE INSWE 5OFT ORINK MX ADD SUGAR NE IT'S PINK! VITAMIN C AKES2QUARTS NETWT.O.180Z

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Ingredient - FRUIT ROL UPS SAVE 10 J521M3 5 FRUIT Betty Crocker Chewy Fruit Snacks FRUIT ROLL UPS Grent Treat That's FUN To Eat! Crazy Colors BERRY-BANANA FLAVOR NEW NICKELODEON PEEL OUT SHAPES EBACK Series 35 ROLLS NET WT 4 0Z (113g) FRUIT ROL UPS Nockin Crazy Culord CHEWY FRUIT SNACKS 1600047840

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Pink - OUCH! BUBBLE GUM TRANBERRY WATERMELON GRAPE 1000 O0 0000 000 3 Flavors 21 Sticks, VeW1902 535

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Drinkware - 100

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Advertising - FRIT CORNERS MADE WIT REAL FRUT SHARK BITES FRUIT PUNCH FEROCIOUS TIGER SHARN FRUIT SNAC AS POUCHES

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Bottle - Juice Frui Punch Fruit Apple

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Beverage can - URG trus fle wh ather natural flovors pos pa 230 CALURE 16 oz

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Drinkware - JerRy BeRry Elon orbitt NaTu aVoRe Be 300L

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Food - Roarin' Ravioli SWANSON KIDS ste satd AND FUN FEAST FUN STUFF INSID EEP REE AOD DR FUN FEAST SWANSON Roarin Ravioli FUN FEAST Rovioli FUN FEAST

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Food - General Mills SPRINKLE SPANGLES SWEETENED CORN PUFFS WITH SPRINKLES NEW!

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Finger food - GRMMACE. NYADS SMOCNALDAM MOONALOLANG MOONALDLAND FOONALLAND MSONALDANn A COOKIES cOOKIes coOKIes COOKIES COOKIes A4 GAMACE FY KDS HAMBRGLA ONALD CNAL SMCE

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Green - eSal MeSaled ake

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Green - Wahoos Wahoos Wahos Gntry New Nacho Festa The

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Yellow - POP SHTRET POP SPTRET OP WiZ BUTT NATUR 7LAVE NEW! Wiz Play P 5 COLORED MICROWAVE COLORED MICROWAVE POPCORN WH CO WILL YO POPCÓRN PO POPCORN XOR PER SAO OZ BAGS NET WT D 02

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Finger - Grape TPICIALLY PLAVORED JUICE BAR Minute Maid JUICE BARS HOLD HERE

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Cuisine - General Mills The Breakfast of Champions For Kids. WHEATIES DHINKA BALLS CEREAL | Available For Limited Time Only | Sweetened Basketball Whole Wheat Corn Puffs NET WT 13.5 02 O (382g)

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Pink - SHAKE CHUQ Bubble Jug Tropical Fruit Bubble Jug BubbLe Gum WHGA PA BubbLe Gum

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Sweetness - Introducing Soda Licious Soda Pop Fruit Snacks SODA LICIOUS NEH MADE WITH REAL FRUIT Soda Pop Fruit Snacks FRUITY MIX 6-PACK neIO POUOH RED PUNCH-LEMON-UME GRAPE CHEWY FRUIT SNACKS MADE WITH REAL FRUIT SODA LIGIOUS NEW Soda Pop Fruit Snacks ROOT BEER ORANGE CHERRY COLA EWT 540 CHELWY FRUIT SNAOKS SODA &-PRCK Bubbling with Soda Pop Taste!

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Food - General MIlls JURASSIC PARK CRUM cofLECTORS EDITION THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK SHEETENED CORN DATCEREAL WITH MARSHMALLOWS WITH PREMISTORIC AARSHMALLOW SHAPES ACEREAL OS ARLION VEARS IN THE MAKING

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Brown - Butterfinger BB0 NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!

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Bottle - den Hden Ranch NEW Ang Ranch dden Mollery Ranch NEW Hidclen Mally Rand TACO NACHO pizzA RANCH RANCH SUPER CREONY RANCH RANCH We've discovered the secret to get kids to eat their salads. 11794

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Liquid - BATED JELLO Sirayberry Cheesecake CRAFT PHILADELPHIA

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Food - General Mills Fruit Variety Pack Stawberry 2Cherry Narny lefaty Cmon oatmeal Swirlers INSTANT OATMEAL LOW SODIUM 8 Swirlers Pouches 8 0atmeal Packets. NET WT 12.8 0Z MICROWAVE DIRECTIONS CONVENTIONAL DRECTIONG Oatmoal Swiflers

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Work Memes To Get Through The Day

The problem with having to feed yourself is that it costs money, and people only give you money for doing stuff they don't want to do themselves. Even if you like your job, it gets tiring. That's why it's at least nice to know that it's a feeling everyone has, and a handy dose of work memes can deliver a shot of catharsis in an otherwise cumbersome situation.

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Audio equipment - You ever get so bored at work that you actually start doing your job INSERICANE

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Cheek - Pro tip: You can't have a bad day at work if you don't bother to go in... THE DAILY *Knowledge is power* LAUGHS

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Chin - When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just one of your Coworkers

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Nose - No bond is stronger than two co-workers who hate the same person...

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Lip - STAY AN HOUR LATE, NOBODY BATS AN EYE WALK IN 5 MIN LATE & EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

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Cheek - That overly cheerful coworker waiting for you every morning: Otalentesejbs

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Audio equipment - Me: *sends draft* The partner: attormey.memes Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.

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Organism - when I show up for work and the building is still standing

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Human - Priv @privilegelog Partner: "Hey there! Sorry to bother on a Friday afternoon but could you Me:

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Text - If this isn't me I can only be contacted by telephone call I can only be contacted by text message (SMS) Explain why you cannot be contacted by telephone call I don't like it 485 characters remaining of 500 characters

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Text - 10:30 am calls are the sweet spot A Associate Attomey posted in the Law Memes Bowl in Fishbowl Scheduling a teleconference be like.. 7AM Psyching myseilf up for teleconterence with client SAM AM 10 AM Teleconference with elient 1 AM Recovering from teleconterence Noon with cient 1PM Ojuniorattorney

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Text - Today's mood A CANDLE FOR IT'S ONLY FRICKIN' TUESDAY SMELLS LIKE SLOWLY DYING There's no way in hell l'm going to make it to Friday, people. @TaterThOtz

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Text - BOSS: Why are you late? ME: There was a technological malfunction that yielded an unforseen surplus of unconsciousness. BOSS: You overslept? ME: I overslept

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Product - My boss: You are fired Me: *pauses The Sims Why?

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Cheek - I've only been at work for an hour and this is already me Sweet Jesus, grant me the power to deal with this bullshit oriet-l

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Human - When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22

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Text - BBB @cloud_surferr Me getting dressed to go to work when there's an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year

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Dress shirt - encouraging email made up of 98% buzzwords and no real strategy When the CEO sends an Let's empower our employees, leverage our core competencies, and implement scalable solutions to drive results.

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Dog breed - When there's a deep rage burning inside you but you gotta act nice cause you're at work OLELIFE

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Text - Me: This show is boring. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference.

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Outerwear - YOU'RE ASKINGA PRETTY HIGH SALARY FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE I WELL, THIS JOB IS GOING TO BE SUPER HARD SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. imgflip.com

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Organism - Companies: Our employees are just fine. Employees:

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Human - Me: i cant wait for my day off Me on my day off:

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Text - jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis When you fuck something up first thing in the morning wakey wakey big mistakey Source: jojosbizarreexistentialcrisis 660,255 notes >

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Text - Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years? Me: l'd say my biggest weakness is listening. GEVIMemeGuy

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Product - Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but l've also prepared a dance

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Iris - *skips dialogue and starts fighting the boss* Everyone else at the staff meeting: -Shadow Angel F6.com/OurAnimeSociety

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Face - late night come home Say WORK SOCKS I know

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Formal wear - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK EXPERIENCE, BUT WHAT ARE YOUR DEGREES IN? WELL, I'M FROM CANADA SO CELSIUS.

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Text - When I first started my job: what needs to be done? What else can I do to help? Me now: fire me I dare u

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Product - How I really be feeling in the mornings when my alarm goes off.. | JUST CAN'T.

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Finger - I DONT WANNA GET THIS BREAD ANYMORE IM TIRED

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Choosing Beggar Needs $50, Hilarity Ensues

We'll never cease to be amazed by the audacity of these choosing beggars. They continue to spring forward with irrational and ridiculous demands. 

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Text - 4:01 ll 5G E 1/9 11 TUE 1:39 AM Wassup bro Not a whole lot. Self isolating rn. Just got a positive test for covid. How you been? to you > Not a whole lot. Self isolating rn. Just got a positive test for covid. Damn

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Blue - I'm good can't complain Yeah, the whole fam got it. It's no joke. So far so good tho Baby boy is handling it well I hope you all get wellA

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Text - 2/9 Thankfully none of us are high risk. Key is now hoping no one got it from us. Exactly I was gonna ask you if you could help me with some $, I'm gonna return it Thursday

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Blue - Just changed banks and set up a new direct deposit. I get my last unemployment check then but not sure when it'|l clear. I'm hoping it'll be in today/ tomorrow or Thursday. How much you need? 50

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Text - If it happens to clear, I got you. Otherwise I got 87 cents in my old bank account. I actually need it later today

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Blue - I figured as much. I'm broke until my money hits unfortunately. Thought you said you got 87 in your old bank 87 cents

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Text - Bank of America Adv Plus Banking - 4971 VIEW $0.83 OPEN NEW ACCOUNT Open a savings account Get started 83 cents, I stand corrected Just set up my direct deposit yesterday and no idea if it'll clear on time for my shit either.

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Blue - Why did you change bank tho TUE 3:57 PM Is it really your biz at all bud? Got lots of recurring bills on my boa account and since my next unemployment check is my last one I need to make sure I don't let it go to shit I don't need Anyway man, l'd help if I could but my shit ain't in yet Okay Thanks bro

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Text - My money just hit if you still need a hand. 1:35 AM Yeah i still do 1:40 AM Missed Audio Call Tap to call back 10:54 AM Wassup bro I still need a hand

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Text - Missed Audio Call Tap to call back Audio Call Tap to call again Just wanted to know if you were there I feel like l'm dying dude Dying? I got covid dude. You forget Ohhhh really sorry How you taking care of yourself? You still going to help?

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Text - You there?? 1:41 PM Bro 2:23 PM て > Audio Call Tap to call again Audio Call Tap to call again Bro I'm at work bro

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Blue - 9/9 Seriously man you're fucking pissing me off at this point I'm sick My whole family is sick My dad is in the fucking hospital and just got put on oxygen and you're harassing me to borrow $50 Seriously you can fuck right off. You've Blocked Facebook Account You can't message or call them in this chat, and you won't receive their messages or calls. Unblock Something's Wrong

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Man Makes Ridiculous Sunscreen Complaint, Gets Burnt

Man, there's something about the mind blowing audacity of people that just let their worst thoughts go in the comments sections of otherwise reasonable posts, that'll never cease to amaze us. For instance, this particular human being and what they had to say about sunscreen. Suffice to say, they got burnt. Should've brought the 100 SPF. 

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Summer - this is my smug "I'm definitely not going to get sunburned today" look. flash forward to 3 hours later and I had the chills from being so burned. wear SPF, kids.

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Blue - SPF causes cancer! Try a beach umbrella 00 Like Reply 6 1 · Yesterday at 1:21pm Well that's just empirically not true. Like · Reply · 61 · Yesterday at 1:44pm unrelated Like · Reply · 61- Yesterday at 2:29pm Do some research of your own before you accuse people of not speaking the truth please. Just trying to inform. Thanks. Like · Reply · 21 hrs HIRAFirst of all, SPF is a unit of measure. This is like saying that millimeters cause drowning. But you want research? Fine.

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Text - The claim that more people who use sunscreen develop melanoma is based on a study that tracked sun exposure and sunscreen use in nearly 1500 people over a span of two years. The results did show that those who used sunscreen were more likely to develop melanoma, but there was a massive caveat left out: The median sun protection factor (SPF) was 6 (the CDC recommends SPF 15 or higher) and those who used sunscreen the most spent considerably more time in the sun than those who rarely use su

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Text - The American Society for Dermatological Surgery recommends sunscreen. The National Cancer Institute recommends sunscreen. The World Health Association recommends sunscreen. The National Institute of Health recommends sunscreen. The Skin Cancer Foundation, in a meta-analysis of every study between 1966 and 2003, "found no evidence that sunscreen increases melanoma risk." The link is here: http://www.skincancer.org/.../sunscreens-safe-and-effective Now if you have research of your own that

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People's Best And Absolute Worst Roommates

You wouldn't want to find yourself stuck with some of these walks of life. On the other hand, we've got some other roommate stories in this thread that sound like an absolute pleasure to live with. The whole roommate thing can be a wild gamble. Sometimes, you end up learning that you're living with a total waking nightmare far too late in the game. From there, the best course of action can be to just uproot and move on out. Some folks are truly unbearable to live with. Check out some more juicy roommate content with this guy who outwitted his roommate using the pavlovian method. Talk about a brilliant method. 

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Text - MilesDavis_mynigga • 8y My roommate eats all my Nutella. 83 ...

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Text - FrankinComesAlive • 8y First year in university I got assigned a random roommate. By all accounts he would be what most consider to be horrible. He was extremely messy had the weirdest sleep schedule (usually went to bed around 5am and would wake up at 3pm) smoked all the time (not in the room) would shower at like 3am had his girlfriend over all the time. But he and I got a long fine, the reason being that he knew that he had all these shitty habits so he'd be constantly asking me if it

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Text - rgnysp0333 · 8y That's easy. Friday night, l'm high and playing X360. He's chilling, watching. Leaves the place to go to a CVS to get something to drink (next door to the building). Comes back with fudge Oreo's for me (didn't even ask for it) 39 ...

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Text - IThinklmDumb•8y I roomed with my best friend, who wanted to instal an air conditioning into in her room. "just wait until I get back from class!!!" I said, because my best friend broke her ankle drunk three times in one semester. I come back from class, she's laying on her bed, the AC blowing on her face. "I felt bad to make you help me so I figured it out myself." I didn't have a problem. Whatever. Until, next week my friend bangs on my door. "look at my room!! Help me!"

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Text - I go to her room, and the floor is wavy, each crest about a foot high. I stumble over to the AC unit, which was not properly tilted backwards. So the water from the unit dripped inside the room, instead of outside. I was too mad to say anything and told her to put her furniture over it. I ended up staying at a boyfriend place that whole year, and forgot about the floor until I had to check out with the landlord. I was the last roommate to move out and I had 20 minutes until the landlord c

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Text - crimsonazuresun • 8y Best housemate story: My husband and I moved in with our good friend and housemate a couple months before we got married last year. My bridesmaids didn't put together a bachelorette party for me and husband's groomsmen didn't put together a bachelor party for him. What does housemate do? In 2 days, he threw together a huge party at the house the night before the wedding for both of us with friends, family, Rock Band, and other fun things to do! Why? Because he wanted

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Text - _my_troll_account • 8y Roommate used to talk on Skype with his long-distance girlfriend for 6+ hours per day. Imagine sitting in your room, trying to relax, and hearing one side of a conversation, mostly self-narration of mundane shit. "Oh, I was just going to get some food. What kind of sandwhich? Oh it's roast beef. Swiss. Haha, yeah I did used to eat it a lot more." Everyday. All. Day.

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Text - rmw6190 • 8y best: entire floor flooded when I was away, he picked up all my stuff and throw it on the shelves before the flood hit our room.

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Text - Miss_rampage • 8y I had a few separate instances where roommate brought their significant other to live with us, rent free. Usually these others came with animals, and at one point we had one dog and eight cats in the house. 7 ...

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Text - [deleted] • 8y Worst: When I was in college, I had an apartment with 3 other guys. One had a girlfriend who hang out at our place/sleep over EVERY SINGLE DAY, and she lived in the same damn building! She would always cook and leave all the pans out until the both sides of the sink and the counter were overflowing with dishes. Apparently she did not like her roommates (when we asked them to spend some time between the two apartments). My roommate never cleaned up after anything, had huge p

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Text - Best: Same apartment, different roommate. I got married a few months before my lease was up and was going to be moving into a new place with about 3 months overlap. My roommate (best friend since 3rd grade) was super awesome about it and covered my share of rent for those months because he didn't want to have a random sub-lease to share space with. He had a girlfriend at the time, so l'm sure he enjoyed the extra privacy as well. I had planned on paying rent for both places, but it really

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Text - opm881 • 8y About 6 months after I moved home my mum got a new job about an hour away, so they left and I got two mates to move in with me and we rented from my folks. I had known both guys for years, and one of them still lives with me and we get on great, the other one I kicked out. It wasnt one thing as such, but a bunch of things. For example, we have a decent sized yard that has palm trees, so one of the jobs that would need doing was collecting them all and putting them in the green

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Text - him sweating like a mother fucker while sleeping on it with no sheets on). Another thing was we would take turns cleaning certain parts of the bathroom. He would never EVER do his part of the bathroom, it was nuts. Its not like we would even have the same part each time, he just wouldnt clean, would shower only when he had to go to work(which towards the end was twice a week, and we live in tropical FNQ australia). He is still a nice guy and stuff, just a shit house room mate. He also ate

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Text - Sneegro-damus • 8y Worst: So my sophomore year of college, I roomed with a friend. I found out that he had lost his job, and couldn't pay all of his rent. I covered for it (big mistake). While we lived together, there was so much trash that you couldn't see the floor. Eventually i realize that he has been spending all of his money on synthetic pot. I stop covering his rent, and we are eventually told that if we didnt pay, we would be evicted. He refuses to pay anything, moves out, trashes

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Ryan Reynolds' Dating App Parody Is Comedy Gold

 

Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to make the most out of his quarantine time by putting together a hilarious dating app parody that perfectly mocks the dumpster fire of a year that has been 2020. He manages to creatively point out that 2020 basically walked right out of hell itself. Check out some more comedy gold from Twitter king, Ryan Reynolds, over here.

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Funny Tweets to Put Some Skip in That Step

In a way, Twitter is like wandering through a hurricane of people's fears, complaints, and quirky observations. Will it be a dissertation on how hard it is to be a mom or will it be a terrific caption for a new dead giant squid someone found? Who knows. This and more can be found in many sick tweets from the twitter-verse.

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Text - Eternal Samnation 00 @portmanteauface They don't want you to know this, but if you adopt a highway, you are no longer required to obey traffic laws there. You just seceded from the union and you're free to bask in the sovereignty of your little republic of tar 9:57 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 149 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 313 Likes

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Clothing - Django Gold @django 000 being an adult fucking sucks NEW COLOR 2:21 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - tatum 000 @50FirstTates guys remember that even if the vaccine is 95% effective there is a margin of error of about 10% +/-. that means that it could actually be 105% effective and give u superpowers such as invisibility or super speed 11:02 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 185 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes

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Text - (((Michael Weiss))) @RotationISymtry 000 You, an intellectual: Actually it's not called "Calvary", its real name is "Golgotha". Me: Weird hill to die on, but okay. 8:18 PM · Oct 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - BASS, MIDS, TOPS OUT NO.. 000 @joemuggs Man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper: "here boy!" 5:10 PM · Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Roxi Horror 00 @roxiqt If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person. 12:08 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android 891 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 7.3K Likes

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Text - Reticent Turnip 000 @ReticentTurnip "WebMD" is pronounced "wuh- BUMMED" 2:37 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - An English Human @English_Channel Professor X: So what's your superpower? me: silently judging Professor X: me: Professor X: *sweating* me: Professor X: you're hired 12:55 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - batkaren 000 @batkaren A lot of folks out there missing the point... Q unisex names unisex names Q unisex names for girls 5:36 PM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - wint @dril Hah, yes. i do consider myself somewhat of the most god tieir troller who has ever lived. ive fooled over 1000 people into kicking my asS, 1:51 PM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Julicorn 000 @ChicksRule [first time doing surgery] Me: you know, the operation game had a buzzing sound when I did something wrong Nurse: that's what the one long beep was 3:04 PM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - 17 Discount Emma Stone Retweeted jon drake @DrakeGatsby 000 It's my Roomba's birthday so l'm bringing him to the beach and I'm just gonna let him go crazy 9:01 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mal 000 @TheRealPalMal Leaves are showing their true colors. This is why I do not trust trees. 9:03 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The Ghost of Swan Corleone 000 @Swan_Corleone2 Interviewer: Why did you bring a lawyer to a job interview? My lawyer: You don't have to answer that 10:28 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for Android 282 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

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Text - Dave Cactus 00 @dave_cactus VICTIM: First time murdering? I have a suggestion. ME (sharpening my gun): Go on. 2:13 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - pointman @appuntito160 000 Guy who posts "I'mma do a hecking adult today" before signing his divorce papers. 1:29 PM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.3K Retweets 113 Quote Tweets 24.2K Likes

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Cartoon - linc 000 @lincnotfound everybody fears raymond 10:35 AM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7.9K Retweets 161 Quote Tweets 68K Likes

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Bowling pin - Uncle Duke 000 @UncleDuke1969 how the walk to the bathroom feels when everyone else is asleep 10:30 AM Nov 15, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone O

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Text - Jeff is Tall 000 @JeffisTallguy "If you strike me down, I shall become more back up again than you can possibly imagine." -Obiwumba 11:01 AM · Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Trey @treydayway 000 Some kids in the neighborhood graffitied pythagorean theorem on a building in case you were wondering how thuggish my area is 10:51 PM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Pru 000 @prufrockluvsong them: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT me: *breaking their glasses* no you won't 5:52 PM Jul 28, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Spazio @Spaziotwat 000 Holmes: "I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?" Watson: "No, shit, Sherlock" 4:21 PM Nov 8, 2014 · Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Text - Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy 000 The letter d in Dunstable is actually load-bearing. Take it away & see what happens 4:07 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Tweetlogix

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Text - Naughty Zippo @NaughtyZippo 000 Parenting is a minefield. Just because they loved Hotel Transylvania doesn't mean they'll love The Shining. Lesson learned. 5:09 AM · Sep 1, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hi, it's Abby. Yep @abbycohenwl 000 ABBY, Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit 7:50 PM Dec 11, 2019 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jason Not Evil 000 @JasonNotEvil Me: This coffee is so damn hot! I just burned the hell out of my mouth! Her: Why don't you wait till it cools? Me (finishes coffee) Owwwww! My throat! 12:36 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Product - raina 000 @quakerraina Ma'am we are broke SZA SZA @sza · Nov 13 Do what u want at all times. Reminder. 1:53 PM Nov 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Bewg A @bewgtweets 00 Me: I'm just saying, tax evasion. It's how they caught Al Capone Bigfoot hunter: go on 5:58 PM · Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Krill - Sandra Newman 000 @sannewman I am hoping I too will be remembered as stunningly intact Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa 8 livescience.com 7:25 PM · Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Ron Iver 000 @ronnui_ I got 99 problems but oh my god I'm so fucked what am I gonna do that's so many problems 8:46 AM Nov 12, 2020 · Twitter for Android 12K Retweets 235 Quote Tweets 76.1K Likes

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Text - Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ 00 My boyfriend just accidentally sent me 7 texts in a row that he intended for his friend. All 7 were about how much he loves Nicholas Cage. I would rather have found out he was cheating. 10:36 PM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - dan mentos 000 @DanMentos my japanese noodle restaurant, Everybody Loves Ramen, has once again been targeted by arsonists 2:23 AM Nov 17, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - H. 000 @CyborgHanky "Dammit Jeff, you always gerrymander the last hot wing!" I turn to the group, hopeful I've finally used the word "gerrymander" correctly. 9:26 PM Oct 18, 2016 · Twitter for Android 129 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 445 Likes

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Text - Weak Ankles 000 @ankles_so_weak Priest: for what have you come to ask forgiveness, my dear? Me: my student loans Priest: [to god] can...can she do that? 1:18 PM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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