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Warship Sees Mighty Fury Of Poseidon In Monster Wave and more...  In This Issue...  Warship Sees Mighty Fury Of Poseidon In Monster Wave  Victor Robles Plays MLB Game With Praying Mantis Chilling On His Head  McDonald's Customer Asks For Fresh Fries, TikToker Shows How It's Handled  Problem Customer Demands Exact Amount of Ice Cream, Gets Less  Rare And Inventive Insults That Delivered People Their Demise  City Gives Man Trouble Over His Property Line, Man Builds Revenge Bar  Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Kick Boredom In The Groin  Strange Make-A-Wish Wishes Kids Requested  The Wonderful Musings Of Sewer Tank Trucks  People's Absolute Worst Entrepreneurial Ideas  Tumblr Thread: Those Weird and Specific Childhood Beliefs  Guy's Pure Twitter Thread Is Lesson In Not Judging People  Manager Forces Employee To Get Sick Note Even Though It's Illegal, Doctor Maliciously Complies  Invasive Neighbor Starts War Over Tree Droppings, Ends Terribly For Him  Choosy Beggar Doesn't Understand How Charities Work, Lashes Out  More Recent Articles Warship Sees Mighty Fury Of Poseidon In Monster Wave This royal navy warship was patrolling for poachers near Antarctica when mighty Neptune himself declared it was time to make everyone crap their pants with a bowel-levelling wave that washed over everyone's souls. Just seeing this thing slowly coming and knowing nothing can stop it is a god damn trip.         • Email to a friend •   Victor Robles Plays MLB Game With Praying Mantis Chilling On His Head Victor Robles of the Washington Nationals was out there turning heads due to the presence of his unanticipated teammate. It must've been that lucky Praying Mantis' best day living on this crazy planet. And don't even get me started about the good luck that a Praying Mantis could bring to a baseball team on the hunt for a win.         • Email to a friend •   McDonald's Customer Asks For Fresh Fries, TikToker Shows How It's Handled Many of us have found ourselves behind other customers in line at the local McDonald's that just insist on making the rest of us wait up for their extra demands. Sometimes, it's totally called. Other times, it's just a tad bit infuriating. TikToker @kiwipanda69 who happens to work at McDonald's shows how they went ahead and handled their customer requesting fresh fries.         • Email to a friend •   Problem Customer Demands Exact Amount of Ice Cream, Gets Less It's not uncommon for customers to find themselves on the wrong ends of their own "fairness" tantrums, like this guy who asked for no ice and got less than that or this one pound cake Karen who was furious for getting what she wanted. At the same time, Kudos to managers who aren't gonna put up with all the nonsense, like this manager who went full throttle on a customer who demanded hotter coffee.        • Email to a friend •   Rare And Inventive Insults That Delivered People Their Demise The right rare insult just hits different from one of the many painfully overused insults that are otherwise thrown around like there's no tomorrow. There's just an innate appreciation that comes from reading an insult that you've never read before. Also, kudos to anyone who manages to successfully employ an insult that doesn't rely on profanity to make more of an impact. Check out some of those fun ones over here.        • Email to a friend •   City Gives Man Trouble Over His Property Line, Man Builds Revenge Bar Nobody wants to have to deal with city officials giving them trouble over something that absolutely doesn't warrant any trouble to be dished out in the first place. It sounds like Carl is just one of those wonderful human beings who fights back against the BS by unleashing nothing short of a wildly petty revenge. In this case, the revenge ended up involving a decent number of folks benefiting from having a spontaneous little bar "in the park" being set up. To keep the pro revenge drama going check out this revenge tale about a tenant getting their property owner's car towed, so the property owner went ahead and hatched a sweet pro revenge.        • Email to a friend •   Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Kick Boredom In The Groin We are at heart, boring people. We live our boring lives, eat mostly grey food, and complain about the drama in our pets lives as if they were people. That's why we need funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. There's no sense letting people find out you're boring right away. That's for after you've tricked them into hanging out. So eat up them tumblr gems and funny tweets to have something to talk about.        • Email to a friend •   Strange Make-A-Wish Wishes Kids Requested No one is gonna tell a kid fighting a horrible illness that they can't go tour a pickle factory, and people can be pretty accommodating for special cases. Kids, being kids, have some interesting personalities and given the opportunity will make strange demands. Some of them are a little self-defeating, but they definitely don't lack creativity. Here are some wholesome moments that prove people are pretty alright.        • Email to a friend •   The Wonderful Musings Of Sewer Tank Trucks What is it about funny signs that make them so compelling? Is it the folksiness? Maybe the commitment to the bit? Whatever it is, it hits even  harder when it's on the side of a septic tank truck. Call us childish or whatever, but man these are great. For those who are into sign humor, there's this sign with a pun game that's way too on point or this restaurant sign that dispenses jokes and wisdom.        • Email to a friend •   People's Absolute Worst Entrepreneurial Ideas Honestly, we're all for a show that's just like Shark Tank but dedicated to airing out people's absolute most mindless entrepreneurial ideas. Many of us have been claimed victim by our own moments of blinding excitement when we think that we've grasped the world's next big thing. Hopefully, you don't find any of your own ideas lingering around in this list.         • Email to a friend •   Tumblr Thread: Those Weird and Specific Childhood Beliefs Let there be no confusion over the fact that kids are stupid. But at the same time, we only believed those stupid things because adults told us those wrong things as jokes, or they didn't know themselves. And at least there's some kind of logic to them, even if they're completely flawed. As a result, there are people out there who didn't realize painfully obvious things for far too long. Well, there's always time for learning.        • Email to a friend •   Guy's Pure Twitter Thread Is Lesson In Not Judging People Unfortunately, far too many of us can fall into the vicious mental cycle of drawing all kinds of nasty assumptions about people we've never met, because there are plenty of difficult human beings out there. Well, the thing is that there also a whole lot of other folks that just want to help brighten people's days. Like this guy's classmate for instance. A pretty cool turn of events for these two. Yet another example that the knowledge passed on through textbooks only covers so much ground when it comes to navigating the real world with empathy and understanding.         • Email to a friend •   Manager Forces Employee To Get Sick Note Even Though It's Illegal, Doctor Maliciously Complies Nothing can quite bring the blood to a boil like a wildly inconsiderate manager who insists on going so far as to play outside the bounds of literally what's legal. It sounds like this doctor was having absolutely none of it. Fortunately, "Steve" sounds like he more than learned his lesson. The world needs more instances like this, where the managers get their rightful comeuppance. For another satisfying instance of malicious compliance check out the time that a customer asked a restaurant to cut a burrito in half, so the restaurant maliciously complied.         • Email to a friend •   Invasive Neighbor Starts War Over Tree Droppings, Ends Terribly For Him Unfortunately, far too many of us have found ourselves in situations where we realize that we're living next to absolutely nightmarish neighbors. It sounds like this guy had his hands full with a neighbor who couldn't be bothered to respect the clear boundaries that were in place. And then, almost as if it were inevitable, the neighbor ends up crossing one of those hard lines in the sand that can't be crossed. You don't mess with someone's trees, man.         • Email to a friend •   Choosy Beggar Doesn't Understand How Charities Work, Lashes Out Unfortunately, the world's in no short supply of wildly entitled choosy beggars that come right out of the woodwork to stink up otherwise peaceful negotiations between buyers and sellers. Clearly, this choosy beggar fell through the cracks when it came to having a basic understanding of how charities in this world work. And then as choosy beggars so often do, this one decides to lash out with a whole lot of rudeness. No good at all, man. For another ridiculous choosy beggar case check out the time that an entitled customer threatened a tattoo parlor with a nasty review, only to end up being beat to the punch.        • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Newscaster Changes Gears Instantaneously When Earthquake Warning Starts Cars Stop On Freeway, Get Wet Cemented James May From Top Gear Challenges Gordon Ramsay To Make Fish Pie Best Insults People Heard Without Swearing Twitter Thread: The Saga Of Covering For The Adulterous Manager       Safely Unsubscribe • Archives • Preferences • Contact • Subscribe • Privacy Email subscriptions powered by FeedBlitz, LLC • 1800 Camden Road, Suite 107-258 • Charlotte, NC 28203, USA