An Ignoble Experiment: Opening Day Disaster: the birddogs Softball League

2025/03/28

Opening Day Disaster: the birddogs Softball League

The Weekly Bird

IT'S OPENING DAY FOR THE OFFICE SOFTBALL LEAGUE - Tyler already made a joke about getting to second base.

As HR and team manager, Chuck set the lineup. He tried "money balling" our team by using statistical analysis to our advantage.

Our first game was against the local fire department near our office. Seth tried to light several small fires to distract them in the field.

Tyler tried impressing everyone by wearing a cup that was two sizes too big. All it did was make it awkward and uncomfortable for him to run.

Tyler waddeling

Roee tried extending a double to a triple and slid into 3rd base wearing our lined khaki shorts. This is actually just a real PSA from Karl, it's NEVER worth sliding into bases for softball.

To no one's surprise, we got our asses kicked, but at least Adam's mom brought us orange slices and juice after the game. We didn't even have to ask.

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Q-Zip Spinner with Callouts

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