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Monday November 2, 2009
Fresh Balls
You've got deodorant for your pits, aftershave for your
face, and Febreze to cover up your unlaundered shirt stank,
but none of that really matters, because your nuts stink.
Well not anymore, thanks to Fresh Balls.
From a dude named Frank whose own crotch-dampness compelled
him to develop a product that addresses the under-the-belt
epidemic plaguing men everywhere, Balls is a unique cream
formulated to prevent dewy outbreaks and the resulting funk,
which occasionally causes people to want to tear the roof
off the mothersucking room you're in. Designed by a team of
chemists, the nut-specific antiperspirant is made from a
secret concoction of special moisture-averting ingredients,
plus oatmeal and tea tree oil to prevent irritation, and
it's also nicely free of aluminum, talc, and most
importantly, paraben, which apparently exists, and isn't
great for your scrot. The brains behind this brains-cream
recommend application after showering, and since it's not
like typical deodorant, they promise it won't clump on your
skin or leave a powdery residue on your pants, but if it
somehow does, you can easily explain to people that that
white stain's just your ball-specific deodorizer, so chill out.
But wait, there's more: there's even a funny video of Frank
giving a ball-sweat pep talk on the website, although none
of that really matters, because your shirt stinks, man.
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