Dear Indiana,
We ...
(translation: our computers)
... have carefully selected a few people ...
(translation: everyone)
... to receive a special coupon for a *substantial*
discount off the full tuition price of The Lost
Sugarman Tapes tomorrow:
COUPON CODE: 8zx2mnqw
Page Goes Live: Tuesday, 17 March, 10:00AM (Pacific)
What will happen when you enter the code?
Well, you'll just have to wait and see - I know it
will put a smile on your face ...
But make no mistake: everyone is getting the code,
but not everyone will get access. Who will? Well,
those who are smart enough to be fast.
Once we sell the number Joe is allowing us to sell,
that's it.
Why are we offering this discount then?
Well Joe and I were talking and two things came to
mind:
1. We're both major fans of under-charging and
over-delivering
2. We both agree that the economy needs a serious
kick in the pants right now.
So, we're opening this up at a price a *bit* lower
than we initially anticipated (consultants were
recommending $5,000 - but we don't think that's the
right way to go about it).
We're also opening it up to more people than we
originally planned as well, but the numbers are still
firmly limited - and they will, of course, probably
go away very very quickly.
How quickly? It's anyone's guess really. We're
entrepreneurs - not psychics.
But when I asked my Magic 8 Ball this morning ...
"Magic 8 ball, will The Lost Sugarman Tapes sell out
quickly?"
(shake shake shake)
My Magic 8 Ball said ...
"All Signs Point to YES!"
And, you know, one doesn't argue with the
Magic 8 Ball.
All kidding aside, I do believe they will go away
very quickly and I don't want you to miss out.
Once we reach the limit that's it. Joe is a sweet
guy, but he treats deadlines and unit-limits as
serious business.
(Shouldn't everyone? Well, that's another story ...)
Meanwhile, be ready to grab your copy at 10AM Pacific,
and be sure not to forget the coupon code!
All the best,
Mark
Mark Joyner
Curator
The Lost Sugarman Tapes
P.S. Don't forget to use your coupon code tomorrow!
COUPON CODE: 8zx2mnqw
Page Goes Live: Tuesday, 17 March, 10:00AM (Pacific)
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