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Thrillist San Diego
Friday January 13, 2012
Zombie Industries
You shoot, they bleed... unless you're horrible at shooting
Because the only way to stop zombies from eating your brain is to teach them choreographed Michael Jackson dances murder death kill them, the brilliantly twisted minds behind Poway's Zombie Industries have come up with several face-eater shooting targets, all made right here in SD by supposedly "non-infected workers". Sureeee they are.
They've got products for:
Blood, Sweat & Tears fans that really only like the first part: Choose from seven styles of bleeders (like a Nazi zombie or the big-breasted "Ex") with over 500 individual cells spread through the head and chest that'll pop red upon impact. And if you're thinking: "hey, zombies are dead, so their coagulated blood probably wouldn't really se--"...shut up!
The hemophobe, who'll be toast less than 10 minutes into the Apocalypse: The squeamish can rain mass carnage on "Mutilating" targets that reveal bright orange foam to make bullet placement visible from afar, and the color palate on these pups really pop!
The Shooter who thinks he's a real Marky-Marksman: Exploding, mix-em-yourself ammonium nitrate/ black powder ZOMBOOM! rifle targets can be tucked into head/ chest cavities of the bleeders/mutilators to create massive explosions when shooting from long-range, so only use this one if you still hang out with Chuck "The Rifleman" Person.
The tactician who wants to save a few rounds: 2D cardboard Outbreak Targets range from single zombie form, to massive up-to-30-cranium galleries with skeet-holding holes in the forehead so you know when you get a headshot, as doing so tends to be quite a Thriller.
Photo by Kenneth Miyamoto
The end is very f'ing nigh, so get on over to ZombieIndustries.com
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