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- The Truth About Gunfights in the Old West
- The Rocking Reading Rainbow
- Something Seems Wrong Here
- Disney Princesses As Tough Gals
- M.C. Escher’s LEGO Star Wars
- How to Make Alcoholic Gummy Bears
- This Little Piggy Loves Doggies
- Mama Dog Nurses Baby Tigers
- Ambulance Chasing: It’s Not Just for Lawyers Anymore
- Professor Toothy Insists on Directly Supervising Your Dental Care
- R2-D2 Budgie
- The Web’s Best Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
- The Super Wan Wan Dog Circus
- Black Hole Ejected From Home Galaxy
- Empire of the Binary Sun
- Grimms’ Fairy Tales Postertext
- Cellular Symphony of a Developing Embryo
- Colors and Personalities of Gouldian Finches
- Ray Bradbury’s Letter: All My Friends Were On The Shelves Above
- Industrial Light and Magic: Behind The Scenes of The Avengers
- Macho Guys Can Be Surprisingly Cooperative
- “Vampire” Skeletons
- Blind Tennis
- How Monkey and Ape Ancestors Colonized Africa
- What Killed Giant Insects That Ruled The Skies of Ancient Earth?
- Man Builds Replica of Golden Gate Bridge across Creek in Kansas
- Knitted Spam Poetry
- Giant Googly Eyes
- Saintly Superheroes
- Traumdeutung
- R.I.P. Ray Bradbury
- Tim Burton: A Filmography
- How to Memorize a Deck of Cards with Superhuman Speed
- The Other Diamond Jubilee
- Woman Accidentally Steals Getaway Car
- A Found on Flickr WTF?
- The VW Bug’s Rare and Quirky Czech Mate
- The Credible Hulk
| The Truth About Gunfights in the Old West Posted: 07 Jun 2012 05:02 AM PDT Neatorama presents a guest post from actor, comedian, and voiceover artist Eddie Deezen. Visit Eddie at his website. Hollywood movies are famous (often notoriously so) for embellishing the truth. This is, of course, a polite way of saying filmmakers often lie. In the interest of entertainment, it seems justified. A down-and-out (but good-looking) young guy without a nickel meets a gorgeous girl, who falls for him, and despite all the warnings and their parents being against it and …well, you know what I mean. It’s fiction, it’s fluff. And that’s basically what movies do for us; they carry us out of our own mundane, unglamorous lives and into the land of make-believe. And that is fine. But there’s another kind of cinematic embellishment. This is the distortion of actual events, real-life occurrences being changed and modified for the sake of “entertainment.” This brings us to the foremost example of this second distortion: the “Old West gunfight.” First off, it’s not all the fault of Hollywood and the movies. Many years before cinema was even invented, dime novels were printed up, enthralling their eager and avid readers. These pulp novels were extremely popular and carried the written accounts of legendary Old West gunslingers Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, Wild Bill Hickok, Buffalo Bill, Bat Masterson, etc. The authors would simply dream up fictional accounts of the exploits of these famed heroes and embellish things that actually did occur. It wasn’t only the authors doing this embellishing, as many of the actual participants themselves would “color” their own stories for the sake of a good story. Newspapers, too, would dress up the tales of Old West gunmen in order to boost sales (no kidding? A newspaper not telling the truth? Gee, I’m mortified at that one!). The fact is, Old West gunfights were few and far between. In popular Western television shows like Bonanza, The Big Valley, Have, Will Travel, and Rawhide, the gunfight is a routine event, taking place about as often as we currently witness a politician being dishonest or your luggage being late coming on the carousel when you arrive at the airport. In some seasons of the longest-running Western TV series ever, Gunsmoke (1955-1975), a formal Hollywood gunfight takes place during the show’s opening credits.
Actual facts (I know, this is a redundancy, but I wanted stress) about the Old West are tough to pin down. The following facts do appear to be true. Actual gunfights in the Old West were very rare, very few and far between. When they did occur, not one, but several gunshots were usually fired. Often onlookers were hit. And also, no one knew who actually won the fight until several minutes after the gunshots, as it took a while for all the gun smoke to clear in the air. And unlike in the movies, easy shots were often missed. Often the two just continued firing until they had completely emptied their pistols. Most experts on the Old West also agree, it was not the “fastest gun” who won. Most gunfights went to the more accurate shot. But even above speed and accuracy, a “cool head” took precedence and was the single most valuable asset for a gunman. Although many Old West legends have “fast gun” reputations, it appears that John Wesley Hardin, Wild Bill Hickok, Doc Holliday, and Billy the Kid were actually really fast guns. But even famous “quick draws” didn’t go the formal route in their gunfights. Why? It was still too risky for a “fast draw” or a “good guy” to lose. Much more frequently than the typical Hollywood face-to-face draw, a cowboy would gun a guy down at the most opportune point. Meaning, if he got a drop on his enemy, if he was unarmed, or even if it meant shooting him in the back. The typical Hollywood gunfight distance too, was often varied. Sometimes two opposing gunmen would be very close and would circle each other, like caged animals, before opening fire on each other. In 1865, in one of the few actual documented gunfights (with evidence and valid testimony), James Butler Hickok (“Wild Bill” Hickok) had a bad quarrel with Davis Tutt in Springfield, Missouri. The fight was over a debt. At around 6PM, the two advanced on each other in the town square. The men drew guns at a distance of around 50 yards and blasted away. Tutt missed. Wild Bill didn’t. Tutt fell with a bullet through his heart. Hickok was tried for manslaughter and acquitted. A sensational account of the gunfight appeared in Harper’s magazine in 1867. This account made Hickok a national celebrity. This fairly “Hollywood” gunfight, although it did occur, was a rarity. The 50 yard distance was questioned by skeptics, but was verified by several onlookers. Another “mistake” Hollywood makes about gunfights is the “gun in the holster” myth. True, gunfights were sometimes conducted with the opponents’ guns in their respective holsters, but often the guns were held in belts or in their pockets, and sometimes just tucked into the front of their pants. It was rare, but sometimes the two duelists would just stand up and face each other, each man clutching his gun in hand, no holster draw, no nothing. Oh, and there is one gunfight factor Hollywood did get right: “liquid courage.” A great number of Old West gunfights were not the result of some noble cause, like “defending a woman’s honor” or some such deal. The consumption of whiskey, liquor, and booze had a hand in a great percentage of mano et mano confrontations in the town square. Still, despite knowledge of the truth. most of us enjoy a good TV or movie gunfight. They’re dramatic, they’re romantic, they’re exciting, and I guess we like them because almost inevitably the good guy wins. And this isn’t always so in real life, is it? |
| Posted: 07 Jun 2012 04:39 AM PDT I remember Reading Rainbow being pretty epic, but not like this. I don’t know if LeVar Burton would be proud or ashamed of this one. what do you think? -Thanks, Andy! |
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| Disney Princesses As Tough Gals Posted: 07 Jun 2012 02:25 AM PDT |
| Posted: 07 Jun 2012 02:00 AM PDT You can find the whole trilogy in Paul Vermeesch’s amazing LEGO diorama inspired by both M.C. Escher’s Relativity and Star Wars. He covers the little details, from Luke’s severed hand to Obi-Wan distracting stormtroopers so that he can disable the tractor beam on the Death Star. You can find more pictures at the link. |
| How to Make Alcoholic Gummy Bears Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:19 AM PDT No, it’s not a matter of making gummy bears from scratch, it’s much more simple than that -just pour alcohol over them and let it absorb until the gummies become nice and soft -like Jell-O. Yummy! |
| This Little Piggy Loves Doggies Posted: 07 Jun 2012 12:15 AM PDT The best thing about this video is how the little pig gets so into it even though the dog is the one running all around the house over the playtime excitement. |
| Posted: 07 Jun 2012 12:00 AM PDT (Video Link) The mother of these two Siberian tiger cubs refused to nurse them, so zookeepers in Oktyabrsky, Russia recruited a lactating Shar Pei to nurse them. The dog, who is named Cleopatra, took to the work and is nursing them alongside her own puppies. |
| Ambulance Chasing: It’s Not Just for Lawyers Anymore Posted: 06 Jun 2012 11:00 PM PDT Once it was a competitive sport practiced only by lawyers, but now everyone can chase after ambulances. The Fair Oaks Volunteer Fire and Rescue Company in northern Virginia raises money by challenging people to pursue one of its ambulances:
News Story and Official Website -via Lowering the Bar Photo: Fair Oaks Volunteer Fire and Rescue Company |
| Professor Toothy Insists on Directly Supervising Your Dental Care Posted: 06 Jun 2012 10:00 PM PDT (Video Link) Professor Toothy’s advice is dubious. As are his social skills, for that matter. But you cannot doubt his dedication to dental hygiene. Content warning: some NSFW language. Link -via Weer’d World |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 09:00 PM PDT
He used an old Sony Ericsson phone to play the sound to the bird for 5 minutes a day till the cute budgie got it down cold! Geeks Are Sexy has the clip: Link [embedded YouTube] |
| The Web’s Best Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Posted: 06 Jun 2012 08:00 PM PDT
Grilled cheese sandwiches sure have gone a long way since we used to slap a cheese on two pieces of bread and call it a day! Mike Newman of Cool Material has a really neat post that put together the web's best grilled cheese sandwich recipes. Take a look and drool: Link - Thanks Mike! |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 07:00 PM PDT The newest episode of The Cute Show from VICE shows us the Super Wan Wan Dog Circus of Tsukuba City, Japan. Many of the dog performers, all adopted from shelters, hold world records for various trucks! -Thanks JE! |
| Black Hole Ejected From Home Galaxy Posted: 06 Jun 2012 06:00 PM PDT
Astronomers from NASA's Chandra X-Ray Observatory spotted a black hole being evicted from its home galaxy: Black holes freely roaming the universe? Aspiring sci-fi writers, there's your cue! Link |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 05:00 PM PDT
Rob Wood of Cu3ik designs reimagined the Empire of the Sun movie poster into something from a galaxy far, far away. Behold, Empire of the Binary Sun: Link |
| Grimms’ Fairy Tales Postertext Posted: 06 Jun 2012 04:18 PM PDT Grimms’ Fairy Tales Postertext – $34.95 Do your walls look gruesomely bare? Livening them up is child’s play with the Grimms’ Fairy Tales Postertext from the NeatoShop. This great conversation piece features many short stories including Little Red Riding Hood and other works by The Brothers Grimm, as translated by Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes. Finally, there is a way to hang the text of your favorite book on the wall. The negative space from the text recreates an iconic moment from the book. Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Postertexts and Posters! |
| Cellular Symphony of a Developing Embryo Posted: 06 Jun 2012 04:00 PM PDT
Scientists have created a new technique to capture 3-D images of a developing fruit fly embryo:
Brandon Keim of Wired Science has the post and mesmerizing video clip: Link |
| Colors and Personalities of Gouldian Finches Posted: 06 Jun 2012 03:00 PM PDT
Scientists studying the Gouldian finches of Australia discovered that the bird's colorful head actually correspond to their personalities: Link |
| Ray Bradbury’s Letter: All My Friends Were On The Shelves Above Posted: 06 Jun 2012 02:30 PM PDT
Ray Bradbury, who just Letters of Note has the post: Link |
| Industrial Light and Magic: Behind The Scenes of The Avengers Posted: 06 Jun 2012 02:00 PM PDT
How did the visual effects masters at Industrial Light and Magic bring the Hulk to life in the blockbuster The Avengers? Scott Broock of The Daily has the behind the scenes look:
Creating the New York City battle scene is fascinating: |
| Macho Guys Can Be Surprisingly Cooperative Posted: 06 Jun 2012 01:30 PM PDT
New study suggests that men with macho faces may actually be surprisingly cooperative, if needed by their home teams:
Link (Image: Macho Tissues from the NeatoShop) |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 01:00 PM PDT
Archaeologists in Bulgaria discovered two skeletons with iron rods piercing their chest to stop them from turning into vampires:
Previously on Neatorama: Did Zombies Plague Medieval Ireland? |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 12:30 PM PDT
The photo of a tennis game above may look a bit strange to you: the court is a bit small, the net is a badminton net lowered to the ground, and the oversized ball bounces two to three times and jingles because it has ball bearings inside. But strangest of all are the players: they're blind. Welcome to blind tennis, a sport that was invented in Japan back in 1984 and is now growing in popularity in the USA: Thomas Lin of The New York Times has the interesting story: Link |
| How Monkey and Ape Ancestors Colonized Africa Posted: 06 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT Eosimias We learned that humans evolved from earlier primates in Africa and then spread around the world. But what about those earlier primates? Where did they originate?
Find out more about this new, yet very old, ancestor at Hominid Hunting. Link (Image credit: Nancy Perkins/Carnegie Museum of Natural History) |
| What Killed Giant Insects That Ruled The Skies of Ancient Earth? Posted: 06 Jun 2012 11:30 AM PDT
What happened to giant insects that ruled the skies of ancient Earth? Studies by Matthew Clapham of University of California at Santa Cruz and colleagues showed that insects gradually get smaller and smaller as dinosaurs evolved flight and took to the skies as birds: Link |
| Man Builds Replica of Golden Gate Bridge across Creek in Kansas Posted: 06 Jun 2012 11:00 AM PDT In 1967, Larry Richardson saw San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge as he headed to Vietnam:
He never forgot that moment or what the bridge meant to him. So, decades later, Richardson decided to build a model on his farm in Mulvane, Kansas:
Link -via Oddity Central | Photo: Flickr user Suspensionstayed |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 10:30 AM PDT |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 10:11 AM PDT Giant Googly Eyes – $6.95 Are you looking for a way to add a little pizzazz and personality to boring everyday items? You need the Giant Googly Eyes from the NeatoShop. This eye popping set of two giant googly eyes comes with an adhesive backing. The eyes will stick to virtually anything to make a gigantic silly face. Happy decorating! Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Home & Garden fun! |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 10:00 AM PDT Igor Scalisi Palminteri purchased a few images and figures of saints from street markets in his native Palermo. With a bit of acrylic paint and presumably some modeling clay, he turned them into serene and contemplative superheroes. You can find Superman, Catwoman, Spider-Man and more at the link. Link -via Nag on the Lake | Photo: Tribe Art |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 09:30 AM PDT Have you ever dreamed about a squirrel? Ah, we know what that means! This surreal animation by the Helsinki creative team Fellowland involves a narrator who took advice from a squirrel that appeared in his dreams. Then he found squirrel dreams were more common than he thought! -via Laughing Squid |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 09:03 AM PDT Ray Bradbury, author of classic works of fiction such as Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, and The Illustrated Man, died this morning in Los Angeles.
Bradbury was 91. Link -via Metafilter (Image credit: Flickr user By California Cthulhu (Will Hart)) |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 08:30 AM PDT Produced by Martin Woutisseth, this video is an entry in a French contest that challenges filmmakers to pay tribute to Tim Burton in five minutes or less. You can see almost 300 other entries at DailiyMotion. Link -via The Daily What |
| How to Memorize a Deck of Cards with Superhuman Speed Posted: 06 Jun 2012 08:00 AM PDT In a guest post, two-time USA Memory Champion Ron White tells us how he memorizes a deck of cards. It involves advance preparation in creating a simple yet bizarre mental image for each card placement. It may help you win card games, but it also might be used to create a work of surrealist fiction! Check it out at The Art of Manliness. Link -via the Presurfer |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 07:30 AM PDT Only one other monarch has reigned over England as long as Queen Elizabeth II, although the current queen may surpass that record in the next few years. Queen Victoria reigned from 1837 to 1901, and was the first British monarch to be photographed or captured in motion pictures. This sequence was recorded during Queen Victoria’s diamond jubilee in 1897. See more surviving film footage and photographs at Buzzfeed. Link |
| Woman Accidentally Steals Getaway Car Posted: 06 Jun 2012 07:00 AM PDT
The FBI cleared Blanca of car theft charges. The robbers simply carjacked another vehicle and are still at large. Link (with priceless video) -via Arbroath |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 06:35 AM PDT Looking through Flickr for an article the other day, I randomly came across this odd picture of a fancy-dressed goat who happens to be urinating and I couldn’t help but share it with all of you. Enjoy. |
| The VW Bug’s Rare and Quirky Czech Mate Posted: 06 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT This odd-looking vehicle is a 1950 Tatra T-600 Tatraplan, a Czechoslovakian car collector Justin Pinchot found in Canada. It has an air-cooled, rear-mounted engine. If that reminds you of the Volkswagen Beetle you drove in the ’60s, here’s why:
But there are differences. The Tatraplan has front suicide doors, a luggage compartment between the riders and the engine, and pop-up semaphore turn signals! Read more about this interesting car at Collector’s Weekly. Link -Thanks, Ben! |
| Posted: 06 Jun 2012 05:28 AM PDT Unfortunately, I don’t think that attacking things while angry, even if it is somewhat justified, is necessarily a credible course of action. Link Via The Daily What |
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