Totally Random And Hilarious Tinder Moments Oh, yes, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of strange, immature, cheesy, and generally random moments from the minds of the Tinder world. Tinder is a giant magnet for the world's most absurd pickup lines. It is the place to try out those one-liners that you'd never actually say in real life. Plus, on rare occasion, it's a place to strike up a genuine connection with someone else. Just requires some patience and a commitment to sifting through all the jokes along the way. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 
Construction Work Sounds Exactly Like T-Rex I guess we don't really know what dinosaurs actually sound like, so the sound designers of Jurassic Park had to get creative, but it is weird that it sounds this close to some guy with a power tool. 
Karens But With Zombie Noises Every now and again the internet drops the kind of video that is an instant timeless treasure. This, right here, folks, is gold. Pure gold. We've got a series of enraged Karens edited in the middle of their freakouts, to sound like literal zombies. It's genius. 
Old Lady Gets Zero Sympathy, Call Center Employee Saves The Day Oh man, buckle right on up for a feels trip. This sweet old lady never met a mean and inconsiderate call center manager's attitude with anything but patience and understanding. It's amazing how, considering what she was going through with the love of her life. Fortunately, there was a particular call center employee on hand that prioritized helping make this lady's request come true, to just shine a little bit of light on the darkness of the situation. Beautiful stuff, really. 
Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 
Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech We can all benefit from the pleasant reminder that we're actually radical human beings, and that the English language supports this theory. That being said, we haven't verified these, so they could be totally pulled out of thin air. Doesn't mean we weren't entertained. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 
4 Behind-The-Scenes Facts That Ruin Your Favorite Movies Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at some behind-the-scenes facts that end up ruining our favorite movies. It's amazing how when some things come to light, the whole mirage comes tumbling down. 
Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes @Sad_Bhabie's viral Twitter thread features various pop punk bands from the 2000's as John Mulaney quotes. For those unfamiliar with John Mulaney, he's a well known stand-up comedian, writer, and producer. With that being said, bring on the sweet pop punk nostalgia. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 
Professor Turns Into Total Nightmare, Dean Saves The Day We're talking Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter levels of toxic from this teacher, folks. Yes, by the sound of it this teacher was a disaster from the start. Fortunately, one particular student ran the issue back to the dean of the school, who intervened after assuring the student that they wouldn't have to worry about passing the class. With that kind of free (and totally warranted) pass, the pressure completely dissipated. They actually managed to have some fun with the whole situation. The lesson that the teacher hopefully learned would be to teach the actual material that the students are paying thousands of dollars to learn. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 
Mistakes, Failures, Errors and Blunders Sometimes the world is too unpredictable for any regular person to walk around with a full sense of security that things are gonna be done perfectly every time. Sure, it's likely that things turn out okay, but only after some misfortune and chaos like paint spills, gas pumping errors, and a whole lot of mislabeled produce. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 
Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms This educational Tumblr thread effectively debunks some misconceptions that folks have surrounding local and ethical farms. We have a Tumblr user come in hot with some "facts" that they clearly didn't bother researching themselves, before sharing. Fortunately another Tumblr user comes in to clear up the mess, and lay out the reasons why it's a worthwhile endeavor to support those local and ethical farms. Check out another entertaining read from Tumblr with this story about the dad that defeated an evil snowplow with a steel enforced mailbox. A legendary story of revenge if we've ever seen one. 
Rude Customer Gives Warehouse Worker Attitude, Instant Karma Ensues We'll never understand what compels customers to be rude for no reason. It's clearly some unfortunate manifestation of whatever inner turmoil is boiling beneath their surface. That being said, this particular customer decided to give some perfectly kind and helpful warehouse workers a whole lot of attitude, when he went to pick up his couch. So, they decided to approach the situation with some nice malicious compliance. Can't imagine what that customer's face looked like when he realized his new couch had flown out the back of his truck. Check out another tale of malicious compliance with this manager who tried to fire an employee for following the rules, right before it backfired in glorious fashion. 
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