Design Fail Gives Guy's Game Crazy Amounts of Dislikes and more...

To be clear, the gameplay itself didn't warrant all the dislikes, but a very small design fail gave this game developer a big shock. It should provide at least a little peace of mind to find out that you didn't create something as universally hated as you thought. For some game related humor, here are some gaming memes.

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Text - O r/tifu - Posted by 2 3 8 Awards from GenSul... u/SteroidsOnAsteroid 6 hours ago TIFU by making my webgame one of the most disliked in Russia M Obligatory it didn't happen today, however I realized my idiocy today. I am a small game developer part-time (I also have a regular job). Since more than 1 year I have been working alone on a puzzle-platformer that I've been thinking of for 2 years.

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Text - It's a labor of love. After about a year of hard work, I had something that I was proud of, and that I considered ready for release. It's a web game and when you release a web game, what you usually do is that you put it on a game portal. Maybe you remember flash game portals where office workers were slacking off on in the 00's (personally for me it was at school). Well they are still a thing except games are not made in flash anymore, but the idea is the same. Also, when you are a web g

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Text - So anyway, I was ready to release my game, a bit apprehensive of course, I managed to get my game on a couple portals including a huge russian one. In Russia, my game got wrecked. Everybody hated it. My game is a 0.8/10. I'm not kidding, I don't think there is a worse game on this portal. It felt like shit, and I was very puzzled. Today, I showed it to a colleague at my normal job, explaining to him that russians hated my game. I clicked fullscreen. Then I noticed it. The downvote button

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Text - So here I am, a bumbling idiot. Where any scammer in his right mind would have used this trick for evil and profit, instead I tricked them into burning me to the ground. TL;DR: spent more than a year making a game, released it on a Russian game portal where the restart button was right under the downvote button. Everybody restarted, everybody downvoted and now I am the proud maker on the worst web game in Russia

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Amish Guy Skiing From a Horse Drawn Carriage

There's nothing quite like human ingenuity. It looks like fun. Luckily these guys managed to witness this action packed horse-drawn skiing.

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Tagged: cool , awesome , amish , funny , Video , win

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Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

Kids may be weird and dumb, but we can't really fault them for it. These ones are just doing their best to try and provide an accurate and reliable recipes. Will we try them out ourselves? Oh man, definitely not. We'll just have to take it with a grain of salt, and that's it.

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Text - Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipese so much better than I could've imagined.

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Text - SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and that's it Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh " You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns so Inst you have to be careful. You make like, something anu Yo po the put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate and finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table, you have Cut to throw

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Text - Ariana's Macaroni Serving: 3 people Prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day jing Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Aoples Strawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and .wait. I m trying to think.oh yeah..the mall. pot. Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Pút it to the oven and put cheese and more melted cheese The oven has to be hot like fire..like a

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Text - Joe's Tacos serving: aon't even know Prep time: like 45 minutes cook time: I think 55 minutes 08.31 Cost don't even know Inaredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Thave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato.wait.is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: isti don't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can Change this to cheesy roll ups? Because

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Text - In Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $ 3.00 time time edien gw hett. Ingredients: Pancakes bo awber Sugar A aroni ese Skittles es es Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse 2bes Instructions: ere t " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house and Iruct will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all irst the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put it un anything on them because that's how you makes egg

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Wild Karen Goes Off On Student, Gets Told Off By Lab Manager

Karens have a really hard time mistaking other people for employees. This time around it was a pottery student who got trapped in the telescopic sights of a wild Karen who refused to believe that she was talking to a person who actually couldn't fulfill her demands.

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Text - r/IDontWorkHereLady · Posted by u/Blgodwin 6 days ago I'm just a student Karen!! XL I was cleaning some kiln shelves off in the ceramics studio during open lab hours. A student and her mother came into the kiln yard and i overheard the student say "oh my pieces didn't get fired." Not my business, I'm just a student and I'm wrapping up my last personal firing of the semester. A few seconds later there is an aggressive, almost painful, tapping on my shoulder. "Why didn't her work get fired?

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Text - Student: mom that's not my teacher (this goes unheard or ignored by the mother) Me: sorry, I'm just a student here. I don't fire other's work Mom: we need her work done by friday!! She's graduating and we're leaving the state. You're so selfish for not putting her stuff in that kiln. I saw how much room you have in there. Student: looking absolutely mortified behind mom Me: explains that I was firing porcelain and that her daughter's work was low fire clay and would have melted in the kil

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Text - Mom: that is unacceptable! Get off your fat ass and fire her work! I paid $1500 (bullshit btw) for this class and shes going to take home everything she made! Me: goes back in the studio Mom, following me into the upper division area which is off limits to most people: get back here! I ignore her, just trying to wrap up a couple bowls so I can put them in my bag. She then notices all the work in the advanced space and starts touching it. Mom: why aren't the intro classes given projects li

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Text - Student: mom we need to learn the basics first (also ignored) I'm now blocked from exiting the space by a very angry woman who's got her hand on a sculpture my classmate has been working on all semester. She keeps telling me I'm lazy and that firing takes no effort because the kilns are self-regulating. Our kilns are gas and need constant monitoring over several hours. Finally, my saving grace arrives. Our shop manager, who's kind of an asshole with a short fuse, but who I appreciate deep

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Text - Lab manager: what the FUCK are you doing in the advanced space? Mom starts going off again. My lab manager looks calmly at me and tells me I can go. He clears the way and I take my chance. And just as I am leaving the studio, I hear him start yelling. Justice at last, but my god.

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A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems

The strange wandering minds of Tumblr never fail to leave us amazed, confused, and genuinely entertained. You never really know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, you end up with an intense hyper-analysis of the movie, "The Incredibles", and other times you end up with an informative, wholesome little thread about the origins of NORAD's Santa Tracker.

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Text - musicoftheknight Tumblr: We want complex villains! Tumblr: But they can't do anything villainous or complex ever. scaliefox My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain. He merely responded "I'm sorry, but l'm at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn't do villainous things."

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Text - Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am 22 Jun 20 - Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

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Text - sailorcuba why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don't sleep u don't eat it's like you're on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year tasmanianstripes God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

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Text - lacie @layc04 You know in JAWS when everyone is pissed the beaches are closed bc the shark keeps killing people and they KNOW it's killing people and they go to the beach anyway? That's what this pandemic is like uncleromeo Follow i used to think that plot was so ridiculous. I'm embarrassed at how wrong i was.

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Text - mens-rights-activia Follow 5 dingdongyouarewrong ... ivIA anovelplan Follow Dr Sabina Stent @SabinaStent A reminder that Ursula Le Guin's writing schedule was the best writing schedule. 5:30 a.m.-wake up and lie there and think. 6:15 a.m.-get up and eat breakfast (lots). 7:15 a.m.-get to work writing, writing, writing. Noon-lunch. 1:00-3:00 p.m.–reading, music. 3:00-5:00 p.m.-correspondence, maybe house cleaning. 5:00-8:00 p.m.–make dinner and eat it. After 8:00 p.m.–I tend to be very stu

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Lighting - O catchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

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Text - O strongermonster Follow the girl on the bus in front of me was taking a bunch of selfies n i was accidentally in a few n she could see i looked uncomfortable w that so she turned around n apologized and let me watch her delete all the ones my face was in OO0 she's the only person i earth i respect strongermonster Follow i told her “it's ok you don't have to do that i just didn't want my ugly to ruin your vibe" and she called me sweetheart and told me she wished her hair looked like mine

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Text - oppa-homeless-style Follow man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe oppa-homeless-style Follow A wait-a-minits #write a book write a book write a book first of all how dare y

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Text - kylesquips If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas kylesquips Step one: get a gf Step two: wait

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Text - Anonymous said why is there star NAA nasa-official gas cloud get squished (gravitational collapse) then sometimes smaller elements can squish together to make bigger elements (nuclear fusion) and this continues as long as the smolest elements (hydrogen and helium) are in the core lordsoth42 NASA had learned the true language of the science side of Tumblr

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Text - Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be the inexplicable phenomena you wish to see in the world

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Text - vivalatinamerica-deactivated201 can someone please explain how it's possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity cmonandhauntme Follow

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Text - nogirlfriend *spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness* friska-freak in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece Source: hungwy

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Text - kennydontknowsh-t ... F yellow-lemon-lime Before 2020 ends, let me say this. If you like someone, stop pretending they can read thoughts, and just tell them clairethedumb Follow he's 30 ish and my teacher O yellow-lemon-lime okay maybe admire from a distance then 15 notes

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Text - kaijuno constantine @greenlight no YOU live in a society. i live in my meticulously crafted daydream universe that i've been using as a coping mechanism since childhood thisisnotahaiku Cheers, l'll drink to that bro Source: kaijuno 33,955 notes

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Text - fandomsandfeminism Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work. starrbear pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

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Text - rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! "when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself" -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 -Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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Text - strongermonster Follow that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like "ahaha what? i don't beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy" and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life supreme-leader-stoat Follow OP I want you to know that you are a hero.

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Text - pyrlspite tumblr is like wading through everyone else's garbage until you find something good and go "ah. this is good" and take it and display it in your own garbage pile trukingofskeletonhell Goblin Market Source: pyrlspite 103,144 notes

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Text - pervocracy observations from urgent care - People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it - People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion - People who don't exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape - Maybe knees just suck bequilles it me nentuaby In knees' defense, the original plan called for four main leg joints to work together. It's not THEIR fault the foreleg team fucked off to Hollywood to be elbows! Source:pe

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Text - REI i tilthat TIL that in 2013 a scientist injected human brain cells into a mouse brain, which improved the mouse's memory and capacity to learn via reddit.com thefingerfuckingfemalefury To stop it from conquering the planet they injected human brain cells from an incompetent weirdo into a seperate mouse and then put the two mice in the same cage so the silly mouse will always frustrate the terrifying genius mouse's plans coffee-without-a-pause I wonder what they're doing tonight athenai

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Text - thyrell it would be really funny if ireland just didn't lift the british travel ban after quarantine ends wOlfbOy99 Follow same with Scotland like... what if we just... don't #fuck yeah get their ass 3,461 notes

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Text - joshpeck Follow just truly bonkers how much i love lying down.. .like being horizontal? unparalleled comixextra Follow #well it's paralleled by both the floor and ceilng but i see where you're coming from 38 384 notes

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Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom

When Twitter user @annieedagrannie, found herself in the middle of crying in the bathroom, her little brother surprised her with a series of emotionally supportive and loving notes. Sometimes, your siblings just step up when you need it the most and aren't ready for it at all.

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Text - AnnieDaGrannie @annieedagrannie so i locked myself in the bathroom bawling my eyes out ... and next thing i know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under the door... i don't deserve him

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Handwriting - ani it's ok She will that She Y when She will milid yau will apologize come relize and Se She Sae exeritimg is ggeing to ok be to be yoing in makte you thin King cahaut sader if yeur going it's ok

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Text - do Sometin Could stogeter your moos qand and fun wil geA bether

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Text - + AnnieDaGrannie @annieedagrannie i finally got out the bathroom and went into my room and then he knocks on my door ... and ... WHY IS HE SO GOOD TO ME

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Red - Happy earuy nclsmus to: Ani franv: nia NUGENTUSONONC

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Facial expression - brianna @brattybri_14 Replying to @annieedagrannie Siblings just know how to make each other feel better in a heartbeat.. I'm CRYING This is real cute. This the type shit I like to see on my TL. God bless y'all

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Text - Jump Marley @carlkaepernick Replying to @annieedagrannie and @Vibelnvasion This perfect cursive penmanship tho could P. do togeter moos

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Text - LYSSW @alyssaxbrittany Replying to @annieedagrannie I would lock myself in the bathroom when I was having panic attacks or breakdowns and my little brother would make me open the door and he would sit on the floor with me and talked to me until I calmed down. Little brothers are the best

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Text - Frostbyte @Wimsical_Joker Replying to @annieedagrannie This is precious. I remember when my little brothers would try to cheer me up when I was depressed about something. This is just so wholesome, I love it

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Man Provides Perspective Shifting Story About Canteen Guy

What starts as a story about a guy's irritation over another guy's lateness to the job, ends up manifesting into an eye-opening rollercoaster, where the tardiness is clearly absolutely justified. We can all benefit from stories like this that are able to shift one's perspective.

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Text - Can you write something that will fundamentally change how I see the world? Neman Ashraf, Police constable Answered Jan 22 · Upvoted by Randy Nino, MA Psychology, University of California, San Diego (2003) and Madhu Sharma, MA Eng Litt & Psychology, Sri Krishnadevaraya University (2.

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Text - One morning, I phoned the canteen guy in our police station to quickly bring me some breakfast because I was starving. "Right away, sir," he said, but nevertheless arrived late in my office. By that time I was already furious for having had to wait nearly an hour for him but I said nothing to him.

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Text - This scene happened again and again. Sometimes, l'd call him in the morning only to learn that he'd be on his way to the police station with his elder brother (who used to help him) and that he'll be there soon to prepare a nice breakfast and tea for me. Usually, he made me wait those long, irksome minutes unnecessarily. I had never visited the canteen as it's outside our boundary walls and because there wasn't a need for me to go there, I used to just order the food over the phone. Not o

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Text - Suddenly, I stopped eating from there altogether. I knew they would notice the loss of business since I was a frequent and reliable customer and also because most of my other colleagues had never even eaten from his canteen before. Instead, they would go eat outside. He'd often pass by my room, expecting me to order something and watching some waiter bring me food from a nearby restaurant. I felt I had every good reason to justify what I did because I just needed better services but I mus

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Text - A few days later, I had some free time and was walking around. Somehow I ended up at the canteen in the morning. I saw him arriving on the bike with his brother, stopped at the canteen's door. He parked the bike and then carried his elder brother on his back like a dead weight and went inside the canteen and laid him on a table. His brother, as was clearly obvious, was completely physically handicapped, with disabled and shrunken legs due to polio.

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Text - I stood there watching.. I witnessed his sweat and heavy breathing due to carrying a huge man roughly twice his own weight. I mean.just looking at this scene was tiresome and fatiguing.

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Text - He said Hi to me and got on with cooking. That afternoon I called him to learn more about his story and it simply shook me. Though I knew he was a family man, and a father of four, and that his brother lived with him but he never mentioned his brother's disability. So he came and we talked. He said.

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Text - "My brother got sick from polio in early childhood and since then, he couldn't walk or get cured even after going back and forth in hospitals. Life moved on, our parents died and since then my brother has lived with me... I take care him every step of the way. I carry him to bed, to the toilet, to this very canteen. I'm a husband and father that which brings all sorts of responsibilities and time constraints but somehow I make it work. I have to."

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Text - "Yes, keeping up with him makes me slow and less productive but so be it. My brother helps me here by making the tea all day long and I cook and serve the food." "I can't abandon my brother for he wouldn't survive without me."

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Text - And here I was. istening to him but pitying my own pathetic self for actually holding that mild bitterness against him for pissing me off time and again, without knowing or having the need of knowing.

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Text - Indeed I'm not as empathetic as I usually boast of being. at least in this specific case. Sometimes we don't know the reasons why, but other times we do know that there might be more to the story.

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Text - But we still prefer to ignore that simply to think or say to ourselves, "why should I care?" Well, we wouldn't know the answer unless we actually pay just a little bit of attention with care (compassion). And doing that might answer the obvious question of "Why".

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Christmas Nostalgia Straight from the 80s

If you're just a horrible adult who needs pictures of Christmas morning to revitalize your holiday spirit, then here you go. If your family sucked at Christmas and you just wanna hate on all these kids that got what they wanted, you're free to do that too. Here's some more nostalgia for 80s and 90s kids. Going back further, here are some horrifically weird old-timey Christmas cards.

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Hotel GM Shuts Down Customer's Lies With The Truth

Man, these compulsive liars just keep on coming out of the woodwork. As long as we've had the internet, we've had a whole bunch of lazy fools thinking that they can get away with pawning their bundles of lies, without anyone ever fact checking them. Well, that couldn't be further from the reality. Fortunately, there are plenty of people around that are more than ready to run the quick research on people's various works of fiction that they insist is the truth. In this case, we have a hotel GM masterfully shut down a customer's lies with the truth.

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Text - "Terrible" O0000 19 Feb. 2019 (1 Review) Took $300 out my account for extra cleanin when it was just a couple streamers on the floor!!! When I called to ask the staff were so so rude me! Never going back and never recommending to anyone! Horrible place

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Yellow - Management Response General Manager 19 Feb. 2019 Hi Brett, The $300 charged (which you acknowledged you were liable to pay) was made up of two transactions. The first amount was our $200 Smoking Fee. For the health and safety of other hotel patrons, smoking is strictly prohibited at the Au.. Hotel. The second charge of

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Text - $100 did not even cover our cleaning expenses. We needed to get the carpets professionally cleaned due to lotions and food being trodden into the carpet. The amount of garbage, including streamers, collected from the room was extreme. You had not even made an attempt to tidy the room upon departure and your lack of care and consideration is offensive. Thank you for choosing not to stay with us in the future..../ was going to suggest the same.

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Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures

This guy's story about his adventures on Skyrim and especially in regards to an infuriatingly loyal doggo, end up perfectly capturing the experience of playing Skyrim. It's a tale as old as time, and we're always going to be a fan of it!

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Text - Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton worst part of Skyrim was when I found that dog whose owner died in a cabin, and then I of course had to adopt the dog bc i'm not a monster 9:34 PM · 04 Apr 16 · TweetDeck 8,121 Retweets 24.9K Likes * Patrick Lent... O· 04 Apr 16 v Replying to @PatrickLenton @PatrickLenton and I fucking love this dog, but i'm wondering around trying to solve quests and save the world and junk, but this good dog 27 534 3,432

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Text - *** Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton this good dog always tries to help out fighting giants and dragons, and it's like 'NO DON'T HURT MY DOG' 27 570 3,792 5 Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton and i have to fight like 300% harder to save my dog from being eaten by a dragon and i've honestly never been so anxious 27 583 3 4,236 *Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton so then I find out that I can build a homestead and my dog can live there, so the next four day

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Text - *** Patrick Lent... O 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton while bandits and dragons still attack my dog while i'm bloody mining ore and building a goddamn solarium for my pooch 27 477 3 3,594 *** Patrick Lent.. O 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and then the dog won't stay in the house, and I discover I have to adopt a child first, and the child has to like my dog 27 478 3,323 *** Patrick Lent.. O· 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton so i go to an orphanage, to discover they are being mistreated by an evil woman

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Text - * Patrick Lent... O· 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton but then I can't adopt a child any more because they are free! So I wander Skyrim looking for a parent-free child somewhere 27 463 3 3,238 Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and I don't even like children 27 465 3,404 Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and then finally I find some girl begging in Whiterun, and she's all like 'thanks Mum!' ( play a lady cat-wizard) 27 447 3,373 Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLen

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Text - * Patrick Lent... O· 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton SO I DECIDE TO BUILD A NEW HOUSE, ON A FUCKING LAKE BECAUSE I FIGURE IT WILL BE A GOOD PLACE TO RAISE CHILDREN OR WHATEVER 27 461 3,506 ** * Patrick Lent... O ·04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton BUT FIRST I HAVE TO BECOME A THANE OF FALKREATH AND DO ALL THESE QUESTS TO HELP PEOPLE BEFORE THEY GIVE ME A PLOT OF LAND 27 447 3,465 ** * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton and my dog is STILL following me around STILL nearly dying in every fight

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Text - ** *Patrick Lent... O · @PatrickLenton anyway, then I meet another goddamn dog on the road, but it's a fucking demon dog, and it comes 04 Apr 16 v with me too 27 448 3,105 *** Patrick Lent.. O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and it's like - months have passed by in the game, the world is being invaded by dragons, and I'm just focused on real estate 27 687 5,147 ** * Patrick Lent... O ·04 Apr 16 ▼ @PatrickLenton finally i build my new lakefront house, and go find my daughter (who has been liv

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Text - *** Patrick Lent.. O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton it's like - LITERALLY, beggars can't be choosers, but bc i didn't make a nice bed for her, she sleeps on a bench in Whiterun 27 446 3,424 ** * Patrick Lent... O · @PatrickLenton and she moves in to my house, which is right next to a cave of wolves and a necromancers 04 Apr 16 v summoning circle, but whatev 27 448 3,333 1 *** · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and I walk into the house, with my goddamn dog, waiting for her to adopt my dog so I ca

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Font - ** * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton and she's ADOPTED A FUCKING RAT 27 523 4,155

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Text - * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton THERE IS THIS GORGEOUS, BRAVE DOG WHO JUST WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN IN FRONT OF A HEARTH 27 453 3,545 *** Patrick Lent.. O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton AND SHE'S FLOUNCING AROUND WITH A GIANT RAT 27 469 3,465 * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton in the meantime, I get married to a lady named Mjoll the Lioness, bc she's hot to trot and will be a good lesbian mother 27 474 3 3,650 Patrick Lent.. O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton and weirdly,

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Text - Patrick Lent... O· 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and it's like - do we have a polyamorous relationship and are raising our homeless daughter and her rat? bc that's cool 27 627 4,637 ** Patrick Lent... @PatrickLenton so I'm like 'i'll go and find a brother for my new daughter' and he can adopt the dog. Hopefully. O · 04 Apr 16 ▼ 27 404 2,830 Patrick Lent... O· 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton and it works out - the boy wants my dog, my dog likes the boy, everything is fine, the dog has been successfu

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Text - Patrick Lent... O 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton although I then discover that Mjoll's "friend" Aerin keeps yelling 'stupid dog' at my gorgeous dog. 27 451 3,597 Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 @PatrickLenton so I waited until he was outside and I try to make him fuck off back to his OWN HOUSE 27 427 2,930 * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 ▼ @PatrickLenton my theory was that I could shout him into the lake? anyway, I misjudged and shouted him into the necromancer circle 27 508 3,576 3

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Text - ** * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton and my wife saw me kill him, and attacked me, and I didn't want to kill her, so i ran away 27 449 3 3,140 * Patrick Lent... O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton so I just never went back to my house, but even though I destroyed my marriage and killed a man 27 625 4,385 Patrick Lent.. O · 04 Apr 16 v @PatrickLenton i know that my dog is safe. THE END. THANK YOU 27 1,044 203 13.5K

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Doordash Delivery Driver Lies About Tip, Woman Reports Driver

While we of course respect the hustle, and certainly during these hard times, it's just extremely uncool to lie when it comes to how much you've been tipped. This Doordash delivery driver had the audacity to spew a little bit about how they weren't given their tip, and then the woman on the other end of the interaction decided to report them. It seems like she's worried about being a Karen, but honestly it seems like her reaction wasn't melodramatic at all.

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Text - AITA for reporting my delivery driver? Not the A-hole Last night I was exhausted from work and forgot to thaw any meat, so I ordered Doordash for dinner. I gave a $4 tip on a $12 order. When my food arrived, my roommate opened the door as I was in the bathroom. I heard my roomie ask the driver "did she tip you on the app?" AND THE DRIVER SAID NO! My roomie gave them a few bucks we keep by the front door for situations just like this and sent them on their way. When I got out of the bathro

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Text - I can respect hustle, and honestly even if she had said yes, my roomie and I are the type to tip extra as long as we're able, my roomie still probably would have given them a few extra bucks. The fact she (the delivery driver) lied is what really got to me. I reached out to a friend who delivers for DD and asked "hey, are you able to see when people tip you on the app for a delivery?" and she informed me that yes, you see the tip and you see how much and it's very clearly marked. She said

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Text - So, I informed my roomie that she was getting a bad review, and they told me l'm "being a Karen". I can understand why they feel this way, especially in a pandemic, but that's an even bigger reason I want to leave a negative review. We're in the middle of a pandemic!! Yes, my roomie and I could afford a $7 tip, but not everyone can. So, reddit, please help me out here. If l'm in the wrong, I'l give 5*'s (maybe 4?) and l'll simply submit a request to never be paired with them as a delivery

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Text - bonniebluest · 1d · Certified Proctologist [26] NTA. The delivery driver lied and got double tipped. It's not unreasonable to report her for that. Reply 3.8k ...

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Text - Kinda_harsh • 1d · Partassipant [1] NTA. Report her and get a refund. If you can't be a professional at your job, then you shouldn't be doing it. Door dash has some of the worse drivers. That is why I stopped using that app. Reply 1.0k 3 ...

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Text - shuttingup711 • 1d 1 Award I drive for Doordash and you CANNOT see if they tipped or even how much they tipped UNTIL you deliver and close out the order. If a $4 order pops up it could be $4 base pay with no tip or a $2 base pay with $2 tip. You never ever know how much the tip actually is until you close the order (or if you wanna waste 10 min contacting support to find out if they're is a tip but thats ridiculous and food would get cold.) After you close the order THEN it will show you

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Text - Jane_the_Quene • 1d · Partassipant [2] NTA if you want to give a poor review. That's what the review system is for. But I don't know if it's worth it to give the delivery person a black mark around Christmas time during a pandemic when you're not positive it wasn't just a dumb mistake. You'll have to decide that for yourself. Q Reply 1 76 ...

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Text - jfeld22 · 1d Soft YTA... Only because I have friends who work for DD and they say that you do not see a tip until after the fact, not before. + QReply 1 123 3 ...

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Text - emeraldsandgold · 16h YTA. I know on Uber Eats here they don't get it it till a good while after my food has been delivered. I often get thanked for the tip hours later. Reporting is unnecessary over such a petty thing honestly. Especially when you don't know for a fact she was lying. Especially petty to folk bringing you food in the middle of a pandemic.... She's also busy and likely has many notifications to deal with and she perhaps did not remember, if she even knew about it. She has

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Text - Shady-Pines_Ma · 22h YTA- I would go back and take the tip away instead of giving a bad review. Yes for Doordash and Uber Eats you can change the tip after delivery. It could have been an honest mistake and the driver wasn't paying attention if there was a tip or not, or confused it with a previous order, there is no way to know for sure. But reviews are a much bigger deal. If you take the tip on the app away, its done and over with without hurting anything. She said she didn't get a tip

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Text - whynotmeow • 1d You want to get someone in trouble for $3? She could have misremembered from a different order and said no because of that. She could have over looked the tip in general from a busy night. You're assuming malice where you could just assume anything else. At the end of the day, people will tip what they want. A $7 tip could hurt someone, sure. But if they can't afford that kind of strain, they shouldn't be ordering out anyway. IMO YWBTA if you report her. Reply 1 14 3 ...

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Text - Prize_Buddy9000 · 23h Do you hear yourself? You are LIVID because she said she didn't get tipped and got 3 extra bucks. The horrors. It isn't like these delivery drivers are make huge bucks. Depending on what service they use they might not see tips beforehand. Yes, it sucks that she lied but you don't know if it by mistake or she was trying to hustle you. You should have made it clear to your roommate that you tipped her already after you placed the order. You literally want to ruin some

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Text - the_orig_princess • 1d YTA a little, I agree that this sucks and feeling taken advantage of is infuriating but it's really just $3. As for your roommate asking the driver if they were tipped, idk, that's super odd to me. It leaves room for so much awkwardness like this. I'd honestly say they're more TA than you here. | Reply 1 11 ...

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Text - Tolerant-intolerance · 1d YTA if you report for three dollars for what is most likely a miscommunication. Just a bit of info, you don't see the tip before delivery, only after. They keep them hidden so people don't cherry pick but that also leaves us vulnerable to making .62 cents plus the three bucks dd pays us for going out of our way in a pandemic. Risking someone's livelihood and income over three dollars, whatever the reasoning, is harsh. Reply 1 46 ..

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Text - zoliking2 · 1d · Asshole Enthusiast [5] NTA. The delivery driver committed fraud. Petty, low- grade, shitty fraud of the dumbest caliber, but fraud nontheless. They should be reported. + Reply 62

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Text - AdDistinct1203· 22h YTA they don't know about their tips til the end of the night and plus it was her choice to tip if she wanted to, why do u care if someone who is just trying to make ends meet gets three more dollars??? Reply ...

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Text - Expletive-Deleted- · 19h YWBTA You don't know what was actually said. Just what your roommate reported. For all we know the driver may have said "I don't know" which is partially true. We don't see the tip until after it's marked as delivered. We can assume what the tip is based on the total offer amount but not the exact tip. If you tipped $4 the driver probably got $7 total. Just leave it alone, your roommate did a nice thing either way. Source: i am a DD driver. Reply 4 4 ...

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Text - NinjaPickleScribbles · 21h 100% NTA. I drive for DD and GH and would NEVER lie about receiving or not receiving a tip. Ever. The hustle is hard but that's why we are independent contractors - we have the right to accept or decline an offer based on amount paid and number of miles we have to drive for delivery. If the person wasn't satisfied with the tip + whatever base pay DD provided for the delivery, they shouldn't have taken the job. I'm sorry that was your experience. I would absolute

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Text - flutterby727 · 20h · Partassipant [2] NTA - Theft is theft, whether it's $3 or $3000... leave the bad review AND request to never be paired with that driver again Reply 1 23 ...

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Text - kikivee612 · 20h NTA Your driver scammed you. You can complain, but you can't order from there again if you don't want your food tampered with. I'm not advocating for that, but I have seen this first hand. Reply 1 2 ...

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Text - SpaceWhiskey • 20h YTA. There is a chance the driver wouldn't have seen the tip until the transaction was finalized, despite what your friend said. And even if the driver lied, as you said yourself, we're in a fucking pandemic right now. It's not like you tipped her $50 and she was given another $50, you're this angry over $3. That makes you an asshole. You don't know what this person is going through and the fact that they're having to deliver food to someone who can afford not to have t

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Lying Producer Gets Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay

This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Text - 5:03 9 137 Exposed > Неу Hi Sup You can skip the small talk lol I'm looking for some background dancers for a music video at a well known artists house make or female/ F and with exotic looks. Do you know anyone who'd be interested Maybe, when's the gig and what's the payout? Tuesday no payout per say buts it's a one of a kind opportunity will get a lot of exposure and credited What do you mean by exposure like free sessions at a tanning salon? this better not be a porno... Yesterday 7:25

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Text - 5:03 9 137 Exposed > Lmao no like networking opportunity to meet the right people By networking do you mean free Wi- Fi? Today 2:28 PM No bro this is a 1 of a kind unique opportunity to get ur name and face out there with the right people can lead to a shit ton of $$$$$ on the future!!!!! Ok here is what I'm texting people: |is looking for "Hey, background dancers for his music video shoot this Tuesday, he's offering free tanning sessions, free Wi-Fi for life, and a ton of $$$$, here's hi

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Text - 5:03 4 137 Exposed > because I'm watching Oprah. No worries So you're offering free ATVS? No SMH scroll up My bad, I mixed you up with Oprah, she just gave the whole audience ATVS Ok so here's my new pitch: is looking for "Hey, naive and vulnerable young people to exploit for free labor on his music video. Can he afford to pay you? Absolutely, you'll be filming at a famous artists house and where do you think all this expensive filming equipment came from? Will he pay you? Absolutely not,

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Text - 5:05 1 137 Exposed > Wt Fuck bro that's not what this is at all I help up and coming artists all the time ! we just aren't in a position to pay people this is common in the industry everyone knows this Pay them out of your own pocket. I don't make money like that Sell your paintball gun collection and your purebred dog. Lol bro y u see my dog? My pit is a rescue no ones paying for pitbulls they already got a bad rap You tagged a pit bull kennel selling purebred bluenose pitbulls for sever

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Text - 5:05 1 137 E Exposed> your Instagram story. Why u creeping on my Instagram bro you should not be talking t me this way That's how trying to bullshit people smarter then you works. You lie and then I trap you. Blocking u, ur messing with the wrong person i kno everyone and can make your life hell Well they can be that important if they can't afford to pay minimum wage. Stay outta my business and mind yourself But what if I need a one of a kind networking opportunity or free sessions at a t

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Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

Nobody needs a study to let them know that kids are weird and stupid. We remember our idiotic beliefs and misconceptions as kids that we honestly believed for way too long. Kids aren't just wrong a lot, they're also terrible at doing things. For all their mistakes and misdeeds, there are a lot of funny moments of kids being stupid and weird.

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Text - My daughter was born when my son was just two. For the first six months of her life we were constantly greeting her, "Hiiiii sweet girl. Hi little one. Hi my precious baby." My daughter is 18 months old now and no matter how much we correct him, my son is convinced her name is Hi. He will say, "Mom, Hi's awake. Hi is hungry." Or my absolute favorite, "Hello Hi."

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Text - callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

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Text - chris donis @thechrisdonis thinking about in 7th grade when I got escorted to the police station after school because they found out I was prank calling local businesses as "ricky pee pee" and when i walked in, the officer who was waiting there with my mom to talk to me said "if it isn't ricky pee pee"

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Cabinetry - Overheard in the Men's room, father and 4 year old in separate stalls: Dad: Don't take off all your clothes. Son: Okay. Dad: Tell me when you are done. Son: Are you taking off all of your clothes Dad? Dad: No, nobody does that! Son: I do that. Dad: I know, that is why I am telling you not to do that. Son: Okay Dad: Are you done? Son: Yeah. Dad: Come out then Son: I have to put my clothes back on. Dad: God Dammit.

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Text - Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." Sollooked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

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Text - Ana the Distracted Gardener @annastayshaa My 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you have confetti in your pocket?" 8yo: "It's my emergency confetti, I carry it everywhere in case there is good news." 8:28 AM 23 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - matty80 • 1h 1 Award A good mate of mine had the following interaction with his daughter while I was chilling in his house: DAUGHTER: When I grow up, can I marry a boy? | DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry a girl? DAD: Yep when you're old enough. DAUGHTER: Can I marry soup? DAD: No. Daughter runs off crying My mate just looks at me and says in utter confusion "she doesn't even like soup".

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Art - Mo niding Ben like a COW boy! BY JAMISON 2015

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/IYline • 1h Parents of Reddit, how will Santa Claus deliver the christmas presents this year, considering if he goes to every homes he could spread the virus to the entire world in one night? Vote 14 Share BEST COMMENTS PlanetFrosty • 1h See what Fauci said. Santa is imm.. Suspicious_Music_494 · 1h My kid doesn't believe in Santa. Never has. He does however believe in Grandma, and for some maddening reason believes all gifts come from her. Reply

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Teal - Told Abby this is where she can put her letters for Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them in for Santa. fetters to SANTA felld SA

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Green - 23:56 A facebook.com ... These are the messages I have to send to his teacher.... 8:03 < Phone C Cohens Teacher > Cohen will be at school tomorrow! WARNING! He has a dinosaur stuffed animal that has horns and he's named it "horny" Hes insisting that horny comes to school with him tomorrow. My mom and I tried and tried to get him to change the name but.no luck. Soooo just warning you :) good luck tomorrow! Lol Text Message 8. O Like Comment O.

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Text - I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. Rita Monaghan, 9 I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die. Jennifer Turner, 8 Dolores

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Product - So l'm underneath the house fixing a clogged drain and I have to holler up to Michelle. Kayla hears us hollering back and forth and got concerned so she decided she needed to find out if I was okay. So she opened the toilet and began hollering "Daddy, are you okay?!" I guess she thought l'd been flushed down :-)

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Text - immaplatypus children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don't mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day immaplatypus once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying "i'm sorry...i'm so sorry...he's pretending to be a melted

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Text - lola @legally_lola · 20h I laugh every time I remember my friend's son being so excited and happy to go to school on his first day but then crying when he got woken up the next day because he thought school was just a one-day event. 84 27 4,423 ♡ 41K

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Text - Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told the 8yo she should always replace the toilet paper when it runs out. Just found this in the bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

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Cheek - The dude who does internet stuff @Chi3fBootKnocka My son's cup is spill proof so he can't turn it upside down shake the water/juice out, so what does my beautiful baby boy do instead? He drinks it and spits out on the floor...

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Produce - ... This is a cucumber slice from school that was in s back pocket. .OO She brought it home to tell me she wanted to have a spa night with these on our eyes. So she put it in her pocket and brought it home so I would know what she was talking about....

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Cheek - Meredith @PerfectPending Me explaining a reality a show to my 11yo: "And then one by one they are eliminated" 11: THEY KILL THEM!?!!!!

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Colorfulness - AstroNautilus @Astronautilus21 · Dec 21 000 My sister attempted to microwave a bagel I've been crying laughing for like 15 minutes 209 6.2K Show this thread

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Text - HA This morning Titus asked a magic eight ball if he should throw it at the TV at Al and Yolanda's. Unfortunately the eight ball said yes so he threw it...wasn't planning on buying a new TV today but at least it was Black Friday and on sale C

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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game.

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Text - Sao_X. 3d 1 Award "If she had one more neuron, it'd be very lonely"

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Text - frankieg7390 3d A kid at my school said he thought he had an STD, the teacher walked by and said you can't get an STD from your own hand. I was dying for a good 15 mins.

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Text - HoggishPad 3d I'm still a fan of "they're like a slinky. Not really useful for anything, but fun to push down a flight of stairs."

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Text - ignoremsmedia 3d Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

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Text - sophiel188 3d You're like the first piece of bread, everyone touches you, but nobody wants you

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Text - flashgordanrox6 3d S 1 Award Your mother buys you mega blox instead of legos

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Text - EgotisticalLobster 3d S 1 Award Accidentally spilled my 5 year old cousins chocolate milk He looked me dead in the eye and called me a cold chicken nugget. I've never felt so offended

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Text - Spiderwalker11 3d my friend had a pretty insane mom that would flip out over random things. One time she was screaming at him and called hima son of a bitch then in the most bad ass voice he responded with "you got that right."

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Text - Ку3031 - Зd S 1 Award You look like you lick hospital chairs

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Text - overtakenfrombordom 3d "YOU DENSE FUCKING CABBAGE" yeah that was directed to me

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Text - JasonsBoredAgain 3d Trying to explain shit to you is like trying to staple Jell-O to a tree.

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Text - Deathmedical 3d (Construction worker) While on a job site over heard this jewel [ 2 other tradesmen having a serious argument]" You keep it up and I'm going to marry into your family just to make you buy me Christmas presents" This was 20 years ago and i still chuckle when i think about it.

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Text - ProfCupcake 3d Pretty much every line on The Thick Of It. If you're into creative insults, I would highly recommend it A personal highlight: "He's so dense that light bends around him"

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Text - canehdian78 3d 80 year old Grandma at little league when her grandson at bat didnt swing and the Umpire called the pitch a strike "Umpire,.. UMPIRE! You must have lost your spectacles"

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Text - copnonymous 3d My brother shut down a bully by saying a line he actually heard on an old TV show. "I've heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Krispies."

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Text - thatbierguy 3d Your the reason this country puts directions on shampoo

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Text - Windows12xp 3d I don't like to associate with people who have an iq lower than the temperature

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Text - frickingmark69 3d There are approximately 1.010.300 words in the English language, but none of them can describe how much I'd like to hit you with a chair. -Alexander Hamilton

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Text - verascity 3d Veep has a lot of great ones, but the one that makes me fucking cry every time is: "Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect."

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Text - outoftouch49 3d I don't know what your problem is but 'll bet it's really hard to pronounce.

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Dirtbag Customer Tries Returning Painting After 4 Months

It starts with this old client trying to dispute a cleared charge on an item they bought 4 months previously, lying about it, admitting it, then holding the transaction hostage. Where do such kind customers get it in their heads that this is the right thing to do? Who are these entitled people with their absurd audacity? It just never stops.

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Text - 10:50 am Did you charge back? No why would you do that Good morning, Send again PayPal balance -$154.28 Add money to resolve your outstanding balance. Add Funds I didn't like it Yes you did, you said "so cute exactly like i asked thx so much babe " I can send you the screenshot it's literally right up there

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Text - Ok I will be blocking u if u dont stop harassing me. Huh? Blocking me for harassing you? You scammed me for my work. You asked me to change the entire idea of the painting at least 4 times and I still restarted with a whole new picture that you were indecisive about again and again. YOU want a huge canvas, You wanted me to paint your stupid ugly family. I spent all the money on the paints and spent a whole week and a half on it and now you're suddenly charging me back for the whole thing

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Text - Excuse me? III be reporting u Take ur stupid painting IIl ship it back to you I want a refund A REFUND? AFTER YOU ALREADY GOT THE MONEY? Yep send me $155 and l'll send you back the money What is wrong with you

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Text - AnarchoNAP 9.1k points · 1 day ago O 3 You can dispute a chargeback. Send them these, the ordering messages, and anything else you got.

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Text - mayitasteyourpasta 18.0k points · 23 hours ago 2 4 e 3 E Have you called your bank? Isn't this technically fraud? wasispeedingofficer 11.1k points · 22 hours ago Yes, this behavior is fraudulent

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Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian

We need more stories of this troublemaking Pomeranian, stirring up all kinds of ruckus around the neighborhood. Twitter user @Cmpriest, tells a hilarious story of "Chunk" being a big old rascal.