Man oh man, if you feel like you're having a tough day on the job just take a moment and listen to this throwback recording of Air Force General Godfrey McHugh being torn a new one by JFK. Apparently there was a bit of a lavish expenditure situation ...

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Flashback Video: JFK Chews Out Air Force General Over Expensive Furniture and more...  In This Issue...  Flashback Video: JFK Chews Out Air Force General Over Expensive Furniture  Man Maintains Surreal Level Of Chill When Passing Out On Rollercoaster  Little Caesar's Employee Exposes Pizza Sauce  Dumbest Reasons People Got Dumped  Weird Knockoffs and Off Brands That Aren't Fooling Anyone  Wholesome Memes To Hit The Feels Button  Guy Unknowingly Drinks Bacteria-Riddled Cranberry Juice For Years  Hilariously Bad Marriage Advice To Not Follow  Tumblr Post: People's Bizarre Information Gaps  Woman Steals What She Thinks Is Pregnancy Test, Announces Pregnancy, Is Wrong  Client Tries To Screw Employee Over By Locking Them Out Of System, Totally Backfires  Twitter Thread: Woman Returns Home, Finds Raccoon In Bedroom  Customer Demands Kilo of Meat To Be Weighed, Gets Less Meat  Blessed Images To Lighten Up The Mood  Disc Golfer James Conrad Nails Heroic Shot  More Recent Articles Flashback Video: JFK Chews Out Air Force General Over Expensive Furniture Man oh man, if you feel like you're having a tough day on the job just take a moment and listen to this throwback recording of Air Force General Godfrey McHugh being torn a new one by JFK. Apparently there was a bit of a lavish expenditure situation going on, and JFK was not stoked one bit about how the public would view the new purchase.         • Email to a friend •   Man Maintains Surreal Level Of Chill When Passing Out On Rollercoaster The act of passing out is quite the stressful matter. The fact that this guy somehow keeps himself so chill while he's literally continuously passing out onboard a rollercoaster is kind of hard to fathom.         • Email to a friend •   Little Caesar's Employee Exposes Pizza Sauce There are some things that are better left to the imagination, and just generally never seen at all. While you probably wouldn't go and imagine that the prep process for something like Little Caesar's pizza sauce is an appealing thing to look at, this viral video from TikToker @tye_pearson really drives the point home. Apparently all that muck is just a ton of spices. Still looks pretty nasty though.         • Email to a friend •   Dumbest Reasons People Got Dumped Relationships can unfortunately get messy very quickly. Especially in our younger years we can end up weathering all kinds of nonsense in the dating world. It just comes with the territory of not knowing any better until you gain some of that hard-earned life experience. Honestly, these people sound like they're probably far better off.         • Email to a friend •   Weird Knockoffs and Off Brands That Aren't Fooling Anyone Where else can you find a plush doll with the crossover appeal of Goku and Stone Cold Steve Austin other than in the world of bold bootlegs and absurd ripoffs? Where do you find a 2 dollar copy of "Grand Theft Auto 9: Vatican City" other than the marketplace of knockoffs and off brands? Only in this strange land of copyright shenanigans can we find someone with such a desperate need for brand recognition that they would name their store 9 Eleven.        • Email to a friend •   Wholesome Memes To Hit The Feels Button Sometimes all our computers and phones feel like boxes designed to make us angry and scared. That's a shame, since they can also be tools to remind us how generally people are pretty alright. For every entitled Karen who demands restitution for a kid's bike helmet scuffing her car bumper, there are tons of wholesome memes and blessed images to lighten up the mood. It's at least decent out there. People do wholesome things for the love of the game.        • Email to a friend •   Guy Unknowingly Drinks Bacteria-Riddled Cranberry Juice For Years Oh man, if you've ever endured the consequences of a severe lapse in judgment, this guy's story might make you feel better about it. As it turns out, you most definitely should not leave cranberry juice that's been opened out in the wild. The thing about a whole lot of juices when they're exposed to heat for long durations of time, is that they can end up turning into alcohol terribly quickly.         • Email to a friend •   Hilariously Bad Marriage Advice To Not Follow Relationships are hard, and good advice can be hard to come by, especially when the world is so full of dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. These folks were asked to embody the world's worst marriage counselor and give advice that would result in irredeemably fractured relationships. So just do the opposite of what's in here and you're probably good to go. For some more playful relationship disagreements like mis-cut waffles and tangled cords, here are the annoying things that people's spouses do.        • Email to a friend •   Tumblr Post: People's Bizarre Information Gaps Life is a funny and humbling matter. We can be busy, caught up in our daily routine, and suddenly find ourselves confronted with a profound ego-shattering moment where we come to find that we really don't know as much as we thought we did. In this case, the strange information gap that's experienced is centered on what exactly a dandelion is. Check out some more gold from the wonderful world of Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about literary coincidences that got authors in hot water.         • Email to a friend •   Woman Steals What She Thinks Is Pregnancy Test, Announces Pregnancy, Is Wrong There's nothing quite like snooping through a stranger's cabinets, using their things, making a huge scene, being told to check your facts, getting defensive about it and then ending up being completely wrong. Where do they find people like this? For some more wildness, here are the worst houseguests people have experienced and a pregnant employee's shirt-tucking work revenge.        • Email to a friend •   Client Tries To Screw Employee Over By Locking Them Out Of System, Totally Backfires There's just something so sinfully sweet about a proper jerk getting their righteous comeuppance when it's all said and done. This client tried real hard to screw over a completely well meaning employee, by locking them out of the system. Well, that definitely backfired in glorious fashion. For another tale of pro revenge check out the time that a scummy collection agency attempted to mess with a guy's credit score.         • Email to a friend •   Twitter Thread: Woman Returns Home, Finds Raccoon In Bedroom Haily Lliff had quite the scare when she returned home from a trip to New York. As it turns out a raccoon had made of a bit of an entrance, and then just decided to post up for a while. While the event itself is surprising already, it's also pretty wild that a couple other folks were keen on sharing their own experiences with raccoons breaking into their homes.         • Email to a friend •   Customer Demands Kilo of Meat To Be Weighed, Gets Less Meat The guy went through all this to have his meal weighed so things would be "fair" and by god he got his fairness. A hilariously similar thing happened with this customer who demanded a pound of wings and got less wings. With sassier staff, customer demands can go really off the rails like this rude gentleman who demanded no ice and got less than that.        • Email to a friend •   Blessed Images To Lighten Up The Mood With our relentless pursuit toward covering all the ridiculous life dramas and fails from the world, it can be dangerously easy to forget that there's also plenty of the good stuff out there. Funnily enough it seems as if so many of the world's blessed images involve animals being absolutely adorable. There's just something about the pure innocence of a dog who doesn't have a bone to pick with anyone, that can lighten an otherwise glum mood.         • Email to a friend •   Disc Golfer James Conrad Nails Heroic Shot It was no ordinary day at the Disc Golf World Championships at Fort Beunaventura Park in Ogden Utah. Yep, that's because disc golfer, James Conrad had to go and launch what'll rightfully go down in the history of disc golf as one of the most impressive shots of all time. The crowd absolutely erupts too.         • Email to a friend •   More Recent Articles Dudes Take The "Dumb and Dumber" Mini Bike Aspen Road Trip TikToker's Parking Lot Life Hack Rocks The Internet BJ Novak Explains Shrinkflation With Cadbury Eggs Technically Accurate Moments That Are Almost Stupid But Not Quite Cursed, Creepy and Weird Images From The Abyss       Safely Unsubscribe • Archives • Preferences • Contact • Subscribe • Privacy Email subscriptions powered by FeedBlitz, LLC • 1800 Camden Road, Suite 107-258 • Charlotte, NC 28203, USA