Child Prodigy Improvises Sonata In Under One Minute and more...

This girl's name is Alma Deutscher, and apparently nowadays she's 15-years-old, and has already released two operas, as well as numerous other compositions. Some kids are just born into this world with an unfathomable amount of talent.

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Students Score Well On Test, Cut Teacher's Hair As Prize

Um, coolest teacher ever. Apparently this teacher was trying to motivate his students to score an "80" or better on their next test, and it looks like his motivation tactic worked. They were ready to cut that hair!

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The Worst Part Of Living In "The Matrix"

Oh boy, our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a spicy debate about the worst things one can imagine when considering living in the infamous, Matrix. I mean, hey, maybe we already are. We were just looking at a wild thread about people's most unsettling, yet thrilling, "glitch in the Matrix" moments.

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unpredictable Unprofessionalism

Work is hard. That's why we try our absolute hardest to not try our hardest. These moments of quality unprofessionalism spring forth in the form of misspelled signs, messed up products, extremely curvy highway lines and totally useless staircases to nowhere. And we couldn't have it any other way.

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Green - Father says bakers ruined his son's birthday cake with their 'pathetic' decorating skills As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, l'll bite. Let's see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. They paid $49 for this "frog-themed" cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece: 02

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Entitled People and Their Laughable Demands

It takes the right kind of narcissist to offer someone the privilege of taking their trash out or working for free, and amazingly, there are some of those kinds of narcissists among us. Entitled people and their demanding boldness are down to make offers everyone should refuse, and honestly it's great to see them not get what they want. It's impossible to know what to expect from entitled people and their absurd demands.

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Text - To whomever posted my status asking for help on reddit, thanks for making me cry. Also NO ONE has sent me any help in the form of money or gifts for the upcoming semester. I just wanted a FUCKING IPhone, so I could feel accepted and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON OFFERED TO BUY ME A NEW ONE. I DON'T WANT YOUR POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS. Sol fol Sol Sel Sol So e e To make things worse my loan payments for my business are due and none of you have even FUCKING inquired about DoTerra and the amazing p

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Text - Can we normalize the price being the price? I am one of your biggest fans, so I hope you dont hate me for saying this, even with 20 percent off, the cake is 50 dollars! Shipping 15..65 dollars for some cake is a bit ridiculous! I've been to some fancy places before, cake is basically flour, sugar, eggs..ect..smh! 59m Like Reply 11 Thanks for commenting and following. With all due respect, no one goes to the BMW dealership and complain that their prices are too high. Just because their pri

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Text - 0:59 all 84% 19:58 KO How much is your last price I'm selling because I don't need it not because I need the money, so it's £60. That's half the price when it was new and it's probably been used less than an hour. Bebedy Good for you 30 pound no more Are you wanting to pay in two instalments of £30? Bebedy Fuck you +, Aa

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Text - 14:18 87 % I Activo(a) Nace 1 h Hoy 12:13 a. m. Неу Thave 3.4 followers on tiktok and I'm going to do keyboard/anything to do with gaming reviews so here's my plan u send me a product I make a ton of vids on it telling them about your company then I will send it back this is better for both of us because ur company get the exposure it deserves and I get to do what I love and find fun:)! Hoy 1:41 a. m. Yeah, that's not going to happen Visto Enviar mensaje..

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Text - Hey my sister is birthday is coming up can you draw her for me please I will send you her photograph then you drawe her Selfish you have a talent so you should share it people dance on the street and if theyre lucky they get tipped youre a artist not scientist so dont act like your entitled to money Sorry if too much to ask Wow.. That really opened my eyes, i'm so sorry for being selfish, i'll draw your sister by tomorrow 9PM for sure. I'm really sorry Hi! I do commissions, if you want so

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Text - IN SEARCH OF FREE DOBERMAN. (Keansburg) PLEASE READ FULL AD... iam searching for a free doberman cuz iam on a fixed income with 3 kids, however i can PROVIDE food,toys , and bedding . hoping to find a doberman no more then 1 year of age, dog MUST be good with kids and have a friendly personality!! .. i also have a fenced in yard,. ive always loved this breed and would be proud to be a owner of this dog. ( would be looking to meet up for exchange of animal at matawan train station or red b

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Text - **** 11 months ago Evidently they do not need new customers. I haven't done business with them, (I have always made my purchases at Just Good Meats on 84th street) today I took in a gift certificate that had been given to my wife and I, by one of our managers. It was expired, but thought they might at least honor some of it to obtain a new customer. They chose not to honor any of it. While certainly that was within their rights, they missed an opportunity to acquire a new customer that sp

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Text - Online ... Yard Sale 4 hrs Handyman helper $10 GA We need a handyman must know how to hang drywall, paint, decking how to lay laminate flooring and sub flooring and light electrical and plumbing. We don't need a handyman service just one person. Must have a truck. Call, O Like Comment 2 What rate of pay? 4 hrs Like Reply More 10.00 4 hrs Like Reply More

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Things That Annoy People The Most

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the things that drive people the most insane. We've all got that one thing that when it enters our field of consciousness, it just brings our blood to an enraged boil instantaneously. It could be someone on the subway insisting on playing their favorite Justin Bieber song, on their phone's speakers. Or, maybe it's the awful moment that a TV show gets cancelled after ending their last season on a total cliffhanger that had you completely emotionally invested.

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Landlord Tries To Keep Security Deposit, Petty Revenge Ensues

This landlord thought they'd just go and keep another unprepared tenant's security deposit. Apparently, mean landlord's tactic was to just hire a lawyer, and then proceed to bump up tenant's claim to a higher court. Unfortunately, this strategy proved successful for them for far too long. Fortunately, we've got this petty revenge success story from a tenant who beat them at their own game.

Check out some more juicy landlord drama with this landlord who was jealous of a tenant's income, raised the rent, and proceeded to get rightfully defeated.

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Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

Just cause that kid's playing with a Barbie doesn't mean that they're not an absolute force to be reckoned with, when it comes to a little scrap on the playground. This Tumblr thread shines a welcomed light on the importance of not being a presumptuous fool, who assumes that a kid isn't tough as nails, because of their gender or what toys they choose to play with.

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how Tom Clancy's brain freaked out the US military.

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Text - dajo42 Follow Dajo Nathan Jago 1 hr if i was in a shop with my son and he wanted a princess doll i would say no. no definitely not. we can get that for cheaper online come on let's go home and buy you like five princess dolls with the same money Like Comment - Share and 55 others like this. A 8 shares Beautiful 1 hr Unlike 62 that is the correct way to raise a child. 1 hr Unlike 65 permission to share this? 1 hr Unlike 63

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Text - fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. Thad a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, "That's for boys."

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Text - You don't want to be a BOY, do you?" And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?" And her mom looks like she's silently gloating. Like she thinks I'm going to say no. Soltake off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I'm like, "Milady, anyone can be a fighter." I swear, the look on that mother's fa

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Text - A celticshenanigans Follow Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I've volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so l've worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called "Smite the Knight". I've been in the ring before, it's a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

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Text - In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they're reserved. It's adorable. I mean, | they're kids. But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter...the more intensity. I remember, the

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Text - first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6'2", she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled "I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!". Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It's the fierce princess!" and she stopped and flexed

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Text - shadesofmauve Follow I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn't have any money. And this protects you from trolls!" I said “Thanks, that's really sweet – but what about you? Don't you need protection from trolls?" At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I'm fine.

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Totally Legal Things to Do That Are Oddly Suspicious

In most places it's not illegal to be weird. Sure, you might ruin some relationships or totally alienate yourself from your wider community, but they can't put you in jail. But at least some of these have some creativity and thought. Here are some of the most mindless things people have witnessed.

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Text - YouLeftTheStoveOn 5.3k points · 4 days ago Jogging in place. Anything short of waiting for a light to change and it's just odd. In line at the DMV? Jog in place. Waiting to use the bathroom at Starbucks? Jog in place. Standing awkwardly in the middle of a full park when you don't have kids? Jog in place. Visiting the Holocaust Museum? Jog in place. Waiting for the hot dog vendor to add relish? Job in place. Waiting for the waitress to come back with the check? Jog in place. Standing in an

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Text - Danmarinja 3.0k points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago Ooh story time. My old landlord's husband was clearing out a bunch of stuff recently after an operation, and the dude collected medieval weapons that he had to get rid of. Asked me if I wanted one, I said sure it would be pretty sick. So walking back to the car at 10:30 at night, in pitch black, lit only by streetlights, I discovered there is no way to hold a two- handed axe without looking like a crazy person.

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Choosing Beggar Asks For Computer Help, Assumes Stranger Will Pay For It

At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works.

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Text - THU 2:45 PM Thank you for any help you can give! He said he wants to play COD4, Fortnite, GTA5, and Rocket League. If it saves me money thatd be awesome! TIA THU 5:12 PM No worries, I can help where I can. You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. First thing to know is there's about a dozen parts to a computer, I tried to make a list where you can get them all from one location while being as close to $700 as possible. https://ca.pc

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Entitled Chads Treat Waiter Like Dirt, Learn Their Lesson

People that are rude to servers are their own kind of toxic monsters. Seriously, why would you ever go out of your way to be mean to someone who is just doing their job, and trying to help you out? But alas, we share a planet with these people. In this particular scenario we've got a couple mean Chads that thought they'd order up all the Johnnie Walker Blue they could stomach, only to realize that that would be their ultimate undoing.

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Text - One night, I am splitting a party of 30-40 with another server. This event had top tier food and mid level wine and booze. Very nice. A small group of 5-6 people arrive a bit ahead of schedule. 2 guys and 3-4 women. Not a problem, its actually nicer if they slowly roll in so we can get drinks started. I walk over, introduce myself and the other waiter and ask for drinks. Now this was back in the early 2000's and chads weren't a thing yet, but the 2 guys were the chaddiest chads. If they c

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Text - Superchad1 - "Me and my bro are going to start with a round of Johnny Walker blue, and these ladies are going to have (expensive red wine)" Superchad2- (turning to the girls) "Once you have Johnny Blue, you just cant drink anything else. It changes you, bro" Me- "If you like, I can put those on a separate tab, the event contract has Johnny Walker Black, but not blue, and the red wine selection for tonight is (less expensive wine)"

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Text - Superchad1 - "This is our party, just get me what I ordered and dont question me again!" Superchad2- "Who do you think you are? You're just some waiter, we have MBA's. Just get us our drinks!" I walk over to the other waiter and tell him we are in for a hell of a night, but the check should be nice. For those that dont know, Johnny Walker blue is 3-4x the cost of Johnny Black. So one round of drinks for these people is over $100. The whole night goes exactly as we thought. Nothing was goo

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Text - Surprisingly, most of the table was normal, not entitled people and who knew that waiters are people too. They were impressed by the food, and graciously ordered the drinks that were in the contract. One older gentleman at the other end of the table from the chads apologized for their behavior, saying "they might have fancy degrees and good jobs, but you cant teach class". Love that guy. Finally, they are winding down and after drinking almost a full bottle of Johnny Blue along with all t

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Text - Nice guy - "Maybe there was a mistake in ringing up the drinks? There is almost $600 for Johnny blue, when the contract I signed only included Johnny Black. And there are some single glasses of wine that are different from what we agreed upon." Me - "No mistake sir, that is what was ordered and drank." (He is being awesome, and I feel bad) Nice guy - "Why did you give the drinks to them when we clearly had a contract?" Me - "I apologize sir, they told me that this was their party and sinc

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Text - I point them out and he calls them over. What follows was the singularly greatest ass chewing I have ever been witness to. He goes on about how he was doing something nice but apparently that wasn't enough. About how horrible their behavior was that night and how he is ashamed for them. But my favorite line was how you see a persons true colors in how they treat people that work for them and they had shown theirs. Then he calls me back over. Nice guy - "Apparently I thought this was my pa

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Grieving Cat Owner's Question Makes Way for All These Feels

For a lot of people, the internet is the first place they go to try to understand grief, and there are some good answers out there. And when it comes to people's relationships with their cats, there are a few ambiguous feelings. This kind stranger on Quora explained why this person's relationship with their cat was important and positive.

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Text - My cat died in my bedroom while I was still sleeping, and while I couldn't have done anything about it, I feel guilty because I might have heard her die. How do I stop feeling guilty about this and move on? 86 ANSWERS Michael Duncan, I've been trained by a few. Some of my best friends are cats Undated Oct 29 Author has 302 answers and

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Text - Actually, you were there. Cats don't just sleep with anyone. Cats don't even relax around just anyone. And cats especially don't choose to die around just anyone. Your cat could have chosen to curl up and die in the most hidden corner of a closet. Many do. It's an instinct often observed in cats-they seek shelter and isolation when near death.

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Text - Your cat chose to be with you. I don't think it matters much that you were sleeping. Your cat must have found a lot of trust and comfort in you. You took her in and gave her a good life for her WHOLE life! What a privilege. And you might not have realized it, but you gave her comfort in her death as well.

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Tumblr Thread: Tom Clancy's Brain Freaked Out The Military

Man, it'd be something special to have a brain like that. There you are, Tom Clancy, never having served in the military, yet able to put together stories with such astoundingly specific details that the literal Department of Defense is worried you've gained access to top secret layouts of US Navy ships.

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about humans doing cool space things.

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Text - phoenixyfriend 5 spazzcat Follow tilthat TIL Tom Clancy's stories were so detailed, many assumed he was ex-military. In fact he never served. He wrote most of his stories in his spare time whilst working as an insurance salesman. via ift.tt alternative-munster Follow He was actually interrogated by the Feds for this.

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Text - brosefvondudehomie Follow NERI He used logic to figure out the most efficient way the inside of a ship would be laid out. Said ship being a vessel in the United States Navy. It was so accurate that the DoD wanted to know who was giving him details about ship layouts because his description of areas included places civilians aren't allowed to see ever.

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Text - nunyabizni Follow I'm reminded of when Kubrick was making “Dr. Strangelove" and managed to get far too many of the details of the bomber used correct for the DoD to ignore, but he'd only ever seen a couple pictures of the outside of it and just managed to somehow get it right inside and out.

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Picture frame - dracophile Follow DOUG FORCETT CALGARY CLOSEST GUESS 10/14/72

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Text - jerumebrunneng Follow In 1944, Astounding Science Fiction published a serial called Deadline, by Cleve Cartmill, describing a nation at war secretly working on an atomic bomb. People working on the Manhattan Project at the time recognized a lot of information in there that was supposed to be top secret.

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Text - The FBI came to interrogate the magazine's editor, John W. Campbell. He argued that there was nothing in there that a reasonably bright person couldn't figure out or guess from publicly available information about how nuclear fission works, and the rest is just common sense extrapolation about how engineering works. Eventually, he convinced them that censoring the story halfway through would be much more suspicious than letting it finish.

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Text - Then, just as the agents were leaving, Campbell added “Oh, and by the way, I know you're building The Bomb at Los Alamos, New Mexico." It turns out about a quarter of the physicists in the US had suddenly changed their mailing address to the middle of the desert. #history #military #atomic bomb #logic #united states 109,364 notes

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Dumbest Things People Have Ever Done

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the stupidest things that people have ever done. We've all endured our moments of misfortune. Sometimes those happen to be self-created. Hopefully, these brutally honest moments of mindlessness from some individuals that have had their struggles make you feel better about your own.