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Thrillist Seattle
Monday November 2, 2009
The P*ssy Room
At the Copper Gate: 6301 24th Ave NW; Ballard; 206.706.3292
There's a certain part of a woman's anatomy so taboo,
mentioning it in polite company is considered social suicide
-- on the other hand, naming a room in your bar after it is
socially awesome. Well, Seattle, step into The P*ssy Room.
The Proom's a brand new, sporadically open lounge housed
inside the Copper Gate, Ballard's Aquavit-happy Scandinavian
mainstay, which even without a space dedicated to the P was
already pretty F'd, what with its
master-shipwright-constructed, dragon-headed Viking-ship bar
and extensive vintage erotica display, a motif they've
fantastically dubbed "Scandalnavian". Opposite a lovingly
restored nude mural of the Gate's original burlesque-dancer
owner (whose own "gate" was apparently copper), hidden
behind the massive prow of the bar, and adjacent to the
made-you-look tranny-arted men's room, you'll find an
inconspicuous passage leading to the clitoral-surmounted,
velvet curtained, undulating-pink-walled entry (seriously)
that gives the new space its name. Pass through, and you'll
find a "little pearl of a performance space" (room for 20-30
people max), decorated with mirrors, red-velvet upholstery,
and a back-lit wall of Champagne; the space'll be open
mainly for intimate jazz and rock shows including the
legendary Mexican Elvis "El Vez" (a.k.a., "The Thin Brown
Duke"), plus periodic burlesque/erotic circus-style acts --
which, given his penchant for skin-tight tiger-striped
jumpsuits, could also involve El Vez.
As for the most crucial part of the evening -- periodically
relieving yourself -- the Proom boasts a tiny white-tiled
bathroom, equipped with a working shower and shielded only
by a velvet curtain, scant protection against you committing
social suicide by bedecking the Proom in another kind of P
altogether.
Private parties also welcome. Get more Scandalnavia at
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