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2020/09/30

Washington State DOT Uses M-60 Tank For Avalanche Control and more...

The Washington State Department of Transportation uses multiple methods to make sure that drivers stay safe from avalanches. This particular method might be the most striking though. The DOT fires live artillery rounds at unstable snow to trigger ...
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Washington State DOT Uses M-60 Tank For Avalanche Control and more...




Washington State DOT Uses M-60 Tank For Avalanche Control

 

The Washington State Department of Transportation uses multiple methods to make sure that drivers stay safe from avalanches. This particular method might be the most striking though. The DOT fires live artillery rounds at unstable snow to trigger avalanches while drivers aren't out on the roads. 

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Bill Hader's Best Celebrity Impressions

 

Maybe the most impressive part about all these tremendous impersonations is Bill Hader's ability to nail the pitch of each celebrity's voice as well. 

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Hogwarts Express Sighting Blocked Perfectly By Regular Train

 

In a wonderful moment of mass disappointment, these onlookers who waited just to see the Hogwarts Express had their time expertly ruined by a regular commuter train. That timing is perfection.

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Ex-Boyfriend Takes Advantage Of Lease, Gets Reported To Landlord

At its core this whole dramatic scenario sound like the sloppy manifestation of a nasty breakup. One person ends up moving out and the other ex-boyfriend swings low by having a ton of people move in that basically pay his way, while his ex has to make full payments on the rent. So, his ex reported him to the landlord, and he was screwed from there. Just a textbook petty revenge between a bitter couple of ex lovers. 

Check out another petty revenge with this story about some loud neighbors that deprived a family of sleep, so the kids took revenge.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/dppick09 • 354d I Informed Our Landlord About Non- Leased Tenants To Screw Ex Over TL;DR on the bottom. On mobile etc. This was quite a long time ago. I was in my early twenties and had just gotten out of a relationship. The separation wasn't exactly a pretty one. We had lived together and I was beyond ready to move out and never speak to him again. There was just one problem: we were only five months into a one year lease at our duplex. We had a 2 bedroom duplex b

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Text - Find someone to take over my portion of the lease for the remaining months. He refused to do that and said he would NOT find someone to take my portion. • Breaking the lease. I felt like this would have been a good option because he had a ton of family who would have easily taken him in. He refused this option as well and said 'he wasn't making me move out, I chose to, so l can deal with the consequences of my actions.! He just REFUSED to compromise with me at all. I had friends/family re

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Text - However, a few months later I was hanging out with a friend of mine. He was a friend of both my ex and I. He decides to let me know that my ex very recently had FIVE people move in to our apartment. Three of them were unemployed and staying there rent free. The other two had jobs and were each paying 1/3 of HIS portion of rent. I won't lie, if they would have covered my entire portion or even just PART of it I most likely would have let it go. The fact that he found people to live there a

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Text - The next day I made a call to my landlord and told him everything. He immediately contacted my ex, made him pay a fine and told him that each and every one of the tenants needed to apply to be on the lease. All of them applied. NONE of them got approved so they were all kicked out. He had to continue to pay his portion for the remaining months of the lease. Pretty sure he never found out it was me who ratted him out. TL;DR: Ex and I broke up, I moved out but was still on the lease and pay

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Stuff That Looks Like Tasty Food But Isn't

We're geared to look for tasty things to eat and there's nothing we can do about it. Well, the one thing we can do is not eat something that's obviously a rock or bowl of poison. The thing is, there's so much tempting stuff out there that looks like food but isn't. It's hard to keep track of it all.

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Rock - so-called "scientists" don't want you to know about the beef mines

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Motor vehicle - TOBLERONEM

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Plant - These are not grapes. This is how chalcedony spherulites look like - a translucent mineral, a cryptocrystalline fine-fiber type of quartz.

4. Forbidden Prosciutto

Food - Nice

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Rock - おもしろい石たち Amusing stones 三枚肉 Boned rib of pork Clam 目玉焼き Fried egg Beef

6. Forbidden Spaghetti

Yellow

7. Forbidden Electric Pizza

Food

8. Forbidden Mantis Salad

Food

9. Forbidden Pocky

Material property - GLOSS PAINT clas ohlson

10. Forbidden Popcorn

Fungus

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Asphalt - TO

12. Forbidden Baklava

Rock

13. Forbidden Syrup

Product - er W5 DISHWASHING IG LIQUID SWEET MAPLE N 100% 100% 500ml 500ml

14. Forbidden Pretzel

Red

15. Forbidden Milk

Floor

16. Forbidden Cookie

Rock

17. Forbidden Chocolate

Plywood

18. Forbidden Fruit

Skin

19. Forbidden Insulation Bread

Food

20. Forbidden Melted Car Taffy

Red

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Water - FAMILY SIZE DAWN ULTRA CAPN CRUNCHS OCEAN BLUE ARTIFICIALLY 50% LESS SCRUBBING MAPLE 3X SREASE CEANING HOREPOWER SMONULIRA DAN DISHWASHING LIQUD "FLAVORED SYRUP 638 m (35 P) Z15 AZ 100 24 FL OZ m0

22. Forbidden Cookies

Python family

23. Forbidden Candy Corn

Food

24. Forbidden Fried Chicken

Fried food

25. Forbidden Spaghetti

Floor - TACK

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Mom's Baby Name Choice Gets Called Out

There's nothing wrong with finding ways to share your appreciation for Game of Thrones. Even if the last season and that finale was some whole other kind of mess, but leave the newborn baby out of the process. Or, or if you're going to name your newborn after a character from the show, at least spell their name right. The name that this new mom settled on sounds like it'd manifest in nothing short of a waking nightmare for the kid every time they went to introduce themselves. 

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Text - AITA for telling my roommate that the name she chose for her baby is 'ridiculously stupid'? Not the A-hole My roommate (24f) is a big Game of Thrones fan. She's pregnant with her first child right now. She decided to name her baby, 'Arya'. When she asked my opinion of this name, I said I it was a good name with a good meaning (Arya means noble in Sanskrit), but a lot of people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/Sansa because of the popularity of GoT and it might be a little too common, n

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Text - The next day, which was yesterday, she said she's found a way to name her baby 'Arya' and not have it be associated with other Aryas running around or the show. How? She said she wanted to spell it as Aughreighyah. I did a double take reading that word too, but apparently people are supposed to read it as Augh-reigh-ya or Arya. She asked me how I felt about it and I told her that, frankly, Aughreighyah looks ridiculously stupid and she should just go with Arya. She got kinda upset and sai

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Text - Vixen7-9 • 2d• Asshole Enthusiast [5] Aughreighyah sounds like something I would sigh when i'm frustrated. Or something Link would yell out when attacking. NTA. Reply 264 ...

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Text - iamskankhunt • 2d 1 Award NTA - that poor child will have to spell her name for everyone, and correct people mis-pronouncing it. Reply 3.6k ...

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Text - Goody3333 · 2d • Partassipant [1] Aryah Aria Auria Auryah ... Literally a billion ways to spell it, and your friend comes up with that bs? I hope this is a troll. Reply 2.5k ...

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Text - lamanamalgam • 2d • Asshole Aficionado [16] 2 Awards NTA. That name is a tragedeigh. Reply 472 ...

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Text - i_thru_it_away • 2d 121 Awards Ask her 'Arya being stupid?' ... I'll be here all night Reply 1 48.4k ...

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Text - 0000udeis000 • 2d • Certified Proctologist [27] 6 Awards NTA. You should not give your kid a name that looks like it could be a Welsh town. Reply 17.2k ...

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Text - Pale_Natural3655 • 2d • Asshole Enthusiast [7] NTA. They are setting that kid up for a lifetime of hell. Why do people feel the need to do this? Besides, the name is still the same, so they haven't really solved the too common problem, they just made the spelling look like a cat ran over a keyboard. Reply 854 ...

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Text - Practical_Heart7287 • 2d • Asshole Enthusiast [8] NTA. Holy hell. And this is from someone with a four letter name that people can't spell. Reply 539 ...

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Text - A-RovinIGo • 2d • Partassipant [3] NTA - I used to work in a pharmacy take them out to the waiting room, call the patient to the till for payment. One woman had a complete meltdown when I called her, claiming l'd "butchered" her name. Her idiot parents had given her a name from Greek mythology -- Ariadne, which is pronounced pretty much exactly the way it looks -- but they told her it was pronounced "ARDEEN"! It still makes my brain hurt. fill prescriptions, -- Reply 1 74 + ...

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Text - darthhellokitty • 2d NTA a lot of people have named their kids Arya/Khaleesi/ Sansa because of the popularity of GoT Laughing at the people who already named their kid Khaleesi and then got surprised at the end!!! Reply 142

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Text - Dracon_Pyrothayan • 2d NTA "Unique" names foist unpleasantness onto their holders, because the general public are terrible. Arya/Aria/Aryah will still get called on in class, won't get picked on for an odd name, and won't get her applications and resumè thrown out like they will with her mother's unique spelling. Reply 48

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Text - Froggetpwagain • 2d NTA, Arya is not super super popular, but spelling it like that would be a TERRIBLE mistake!!!! Kids going to have to spell it for the rest of their life Reply 21 ...

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Text - SuperSixSumorai • 2d This is obviously bait. No normal person names their kids that irl. If, by the slim chance this is true, and they are serious, then do everything in your power to stop it. Hard NTA Reply 354 ...

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Text - lustified • 2d NTA. I hope other friends have also told her how ridiculous it is. A friend of a friend on my old facebook (now deleted) has a daughter named Penneigh. I may have laughed a bit. Reply 43 ...

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Text - ElectricMoccoson • 2d • Asshole Aficionado [16] NTA - She asked you a question, you gave her a diplomatically honest answer. Reply 42 ...

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Text - oh-hot-baby-jesus • 2d NTA I was so ready to call you TA (my goddaughters name is Arya), but that spelling made my brain hurt. What is it with people giving their kids normal sounding names with crazy spellings??? Did anyone see that meme of the crossed out baby names like Lakkyn and Mkkarti and Nayvvie and Ashleighley Reply 12 ...

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Text - Flutter_bat_16_• 2d NTA Yeah she should just go with Arya. It's a beautiful name and she shouldn't try and over complicate the spelling just to feel like her kid is "unique" Reply 3 ...

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Text - AlmightyAcey • 2d ΝΤΑ. However, I plan to name my daughter Arya, and I am NOT a Game of Thrones fan. It's been a name I used for all my RPG characters in video games over many years, and I know l'll get asked about it a lot. It's a chance I'm willing to take. HER spelling looks like word vomit. Literal vomit in letter form. Reply ...

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Text - LivelyUnicorn • 2d • Partassipant [1] NTA I would normally say you don't have the right to tell anyone the name they picked for their child is stupid but on this occasion you are so right OP. Potentially saving a kid from a lifetime of hell with a name like that Reply 2 ...

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Text - Mxkylah • 2d NTA. I like longer versions of names a lot. Like my name is Makayla, but if I could've picked the spelling it would either be McKayla, or Michaela. But spelling a name in detail how it's pronounced is nothing but stupid. That's like if my parents chose to spell my name Muhkayluh. Like wtf. If she wants it to be a bit different, here are some ideas: Aria Aryah Aerya Aryaa Reply ...

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Weird Things Found in Elevator Shafts

At some time in their life, everyone realizes that there's a really little gap in between an elevator and a building's floor. Hopefully they realize it as a precautionary measure. Others realize this as their phone or keys are sliding through. For a fun story, here's a time an entitled mom tried to speak to an elevator tech's supervisor, but he was it.

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Text - MastaFnog 32.7k points · 1 day ago Q2 Keys. Trash. Bugs if the building is exceptionally shitty. Mostly dirt and dust. Found a paint roller that the last guy left there once. It was stuck to the floor. Not a whole lot of weird stuff can make it between the sill and the landing.

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Text - agentSMIITH1 30.2k points · 1 day ago This question should be my jam, but unfortunately I've never found anything interesting. $2 coin once, a dime bag of some unknown drug, plenty of syringes, or sets of keys. It's mostly just peoples junk mail and empty chip bags down there.

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Text - Myjunkisonfire 27.7k points · 1 day ago 2 2 e5 I once accidently lost my drivers license down the little gap in the elevator doors, just dropped it and was super unlucky as it slipped through. It turned up in my mail 10 years later! Obviously long expired, but still crazy some maintenance guy found it and bothered retuning it.

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Text - Hocktober 21.2k points · 1 day ago 2 Worked at a hotel. Guest dropped their phone down the shaft. After a few failed retrieval efforts, we called the elevator guys. They went down got the phone and also found a carton of eggs. Rotten, but not cracked. I don't even understand how that could happen accidentally. EnriqueShockwave9000 20.0k points · 1 day ago 82 3 O 3 @3 & 5 More Because it was no accident. I work in tech now but while I was in college I helped an HVAC guy and he once had me

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Text - nibiyabi 21.1k points · 1 day ago 3 O 3 & 11 More My dad has a great story about this. He supervised the mechanics, and one of them called him from a mental hospital and said "you've got to see this". The maintenance guy was called because the elevator wasn't quite sitting level on the ground floor; it was about half an inch too high and both patients and staff had been tripping on it. But all other floors were no problem. My dad arrived to find the maintenance guy cackling, looking into

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Text - TheAyre 278 points · 1 day ago Not an elevator technician, but I can tell you some dude, at some point is going to find a kindle at the bottom of a shaft in a Toronto hotel elevator. Rules to remember: Rule #1: Always check that you zipped your carry-on and didn't leave a gap in the bottom Rule #2: Kindles fit through small carry-on bag zipper gaps and elevator shaft gaps

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Text - KnightOfNoir 13.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago & E 2 e & 2 More Bundle of Watehmen Watchtower magazines (Jehovah's witnesses pamphlets) wrapped in duct tape. Inside it was a Rossi .44 Special revolver and a screwdriver.

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Text - drdisney 11.9k points · 1 day ago8 Not a technician, but do work at a large hotel. A few years ago one of our elevators stopped working. Turned out when they opened it up they found a 3-ft pile of guest folios that were never delivered to the rooms. Later when we looked on the camera we found it was a security guard that got tired of delivering them to the rooms and instead dropped them down the elevator shaft. He did this for months until he was caught.

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Text - anon577321 766 points · 1 day ago Not elevator maintenance but one time I dropped a set of wheels for a cart in the crack. Im sure some maintenance man is going to be concerned to find loose wheels in the elevator of a nursing home. Like some elder person is walking around with a wheel less walker.

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Text - aimeeerp 10.6k points · 1 day ago 5 3 6 & 4 More My dad was an elevator mechanic for about 15 years. He had a very dark sense of humour and would come home with some of the craziest stories. (For example, any time he was in an elevator, he would shake it a little or tap on the displays or buttons and go 'Yep. Total piece of crap. Inferior piece of crap.' and I think he mostly did it to freak people out.) One of my favourites: He got a call that someone was hearing weird noises from the el

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Text - indigoaway 7.1k points · 1 day ago One time, we were doing a rip out at an old factory. They were gutting them and turning them into luxury apartments. The elevator we were taking out was a shitty old freight that hadn't run in years. When we finally ran it up, we went down to inspect the pit. It smelled like a dead body had chilled there for half a century. The bottom floor wasn't lit so I shined my flashlight under the elevator and the whole floor started moving. Roaches. Nasty Haven't

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Text - AwesomeJohn01 5.7k points · 1 day ago Not an elevator repair person, but you would be shocked by the number of nurses that drop their keys down the shaft. 20 stories up and 2 buildings away from the parking garage and they already had their keys in their hand. I had to call maintenance all the time for retrieval.

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Text - D28wt 991 points · 1 day ago One of my baseball coaches when I was a kid lost his glass eyeball in the elevator shaft. Maintenance guy gave a solid WTF.

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Work Trolling Shows No One is Ever Truly Safe

Every interaction is an opportunity to make another person look dumb. You never know where a trolling could come from, so we suggest to never trust anyone or build any real human relationships. For more tricks here are some mad lads who don't give a dang, as well as a frustrated scammer getting trolled with fake neighbor drama.

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Text - 10:28 al 4G Jay Simpson iMessage Yesterday 13:02 Hi Jay, it's Pauline from Allanwater house just a quick reminder that you have site safety training on 26th September from 1pm - 3:30pm. Could you please send me a picture of your face for the training cards this is to speed up the process in advance for next week. Thanks Yesterday 15:52 Wait till a get a chop Today 09:36 Hi jay have you had a haireut vot2 uot Lroally iMessage

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Face - 10:28 l 4G Jay Simpson Hi jay have you had a haircut yet? Just I really need this photo today or won't be able to have you on the course. Thanks Hi could you send me another one as you look a bit tense, smile e iMessage

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Face - 10:28 l 4G Jay Simpson Hi could you send me another one as you look a bit tense, smile e As this card is for site safety training could you please wear your hard hat for the photo. Thanks Read 10:25 iMessage

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Face - 10:28 al 4G J Jay Simpson iMessage

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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients

Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights Twistout @Steph__Will L Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Newscaster - 19 韩来 When you said l was pretty, you hesitated for a second. Why? 束團菊巨补水 I paused for a second to appreciate your beauty.

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Text - r/me_irl of he jen @txxjen how can psychology majors be depressed ?? like bro look at your notes 13.3k 80 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL InfinityRipper007 • 18h 3 Awards How can doctors get sick, like bro look at your n.. nevermind nobody can read that shit oh - Reply 958

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Text - Smash Mouth O @smashmouth · 11h SMASH MS Yo @ALT1053Radio can you STOP MOUTH talking over the fcking songs! This isn't 80's AM radio! You're disrespecting the artists! Do you think they want your stupid voices as their intros? That's one of the reasons ALL STAR starts off with vocals. Let's go! #bayareaunite @Radiodotcom O 78 27100 84 ALT1053Radio @ALT1053Radio · 6h We also now only play 2 minutes of ALT 105.3 commercials at a time - it's our #2MinutePromise. Which is quicker than it take

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Text - L Landlord > iMessage Today 12:40 Hi just thought l'd let you know I won't be signing on for another year, I know I told you I was going to but due to the pandemic my situation has changed Don't you think you could've told me sooner? This has really thrown a spanner in the works for my winter now, what am I supposed to do for the loss of income? Have you considered getting a job? Read 12:41

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Text - Okay, Boomer 9h ·O is the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in the United States? 209 142 Comments • 17 Shares Like Comment Share -ra er No, Rome had good roads

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Text - Awake @Spacehehehe · 28 Aug You will never change what you tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can we agree on that? 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea. · 6d I love flat earthers, because they remind me that even though I'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me 1 27 4 40

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Product - What's stopping you from doing this with your partner Ariam @iambrattyb Common sense

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People - You're the most famous guest we've ever had on. This must be a terrible show then.

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Text - These bumass Canadians don't have cashapp 12:20 AM · 2020-09-12 · Twitter for iPhone 796 Retweets and comments 1,201 Likes 27 - 20h -Universal health care -Anybody at 18yrs of age can vote -Multi party political system -during the pandemic, 2000$/month was given to impacted workers -Weed is legal -and instead of Cashapp we have e- transfer, which is free.

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish 5:41 PM - 3/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11.3K Retweets 95.2K Likes Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel 3h Replying to @goodbeanalt We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 0 3 2717 1,069 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel · 3h After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's Q 29 2796 O 3,120

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Text - boys don't mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf. Girls don't mature. They just graduate from playing with dolls to playing with feelings.

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Text - Replying to @FallGuysGame @FGt• Don't care ♡ 17 Fall Guys It really feels like you do care. @FallGuysGame 1) You're following us 2) You've got noti on 3) You replied Thanks for caring Jæke

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Text - ●00 Spede 4G 4:20 PM 69% < Messages Dad Details I'm divorcing your mom Hi divorcing your mom, I'm son No you aren't, that's why we're having a divorce

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Text - Quora Open in App Sign In What is wrong with vegetarians? Watch More 7 Answers

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Text - Damian Argent, Owned by a wife and five cats. Answered February 9, 2020 · Author has 1.1K answers and 629K answer views Well, Mr or Ms anonymous theres nothing at all wrong with not eating dead animals. At least vegos are strong enough to admit their ways to the world instead of not giving their name and hiding behind a computer screen. That's what a pussy does. A cowardly pussy anyway. I'd be correct to assume you have a problem with them as if you were being positive and supportive like

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Text - My daughter does not want to have children which makes me very disappointed in her. What can I do? August 14 You can get a life. Honestly, if you wanted more kids you should have had them yourself. End of story. I'm proud of your daughter for not living her life for you. Having children is one of the most monumental decisions of someone's life. Three cheers to the adults who opt out, for whatever reason, of having children! Good for them for thinking for themselves! Get a hobby. Adopt a d

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Text - 31/08/20 This game was great, it provided hours of entertainment and had many different game modes (mini games you could play within the game itself). Unfortunately the game is no longer great. Its all advertisements. Every time you load a new level... BAM! Advertisement. Game finishes.. BAM! Advertisment. It takes minutes to get through to a new level. I don't know what happened to EA Games... if they really need the money that bad, they're better off providing oral in back alleys, like

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Text - 1m So I'm a computer science student Are you sure about it? Reply Vote I have done all 5 years of high school studying computer science, I'm in my third year of university studying computer science Are you sure about it? yes 1 Vote You are telling me you have studied computer science for 8 years and still don't know how computers work? Vote +3

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Text - Mate, he is asking like a civil person and you're being an asshole 1 1 J Only because l am not an expert with PS4 controllers doesn't mean that I don't know how to use a computer. Do you have any experience with programming in general?

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Text - If this is your way in thinking you should focus less on obtaining platinum trophies and start going outside or working. Do you know every easter egg in every single game out there? | If not, you don't know how to play. Do you see how stupid you are? Please use you brain before thinking. Thanks 1 Vote Add a comment >>

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Font - Antworten BrotherAlpha • vor 3 Jahren This makes me wish these two products had hideous privacy concerns and they were collecting data on their users. (They probably are.) That way, you can set this up and flood them with useless data all day long. It 747 18

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Text - morgengabe1 • vor 3 Jahren You're a morin. 14 ChipCdM • vor 3 Jahren According to Merriam Webster's Dictionary: morin = a pale yellow crystalline flavono C pigment C15H1007 found in old fustic and osage orange. Or did you mean: moron = a very stupid or boorish person. Given that you wrote and posted "morin," it would seem that you're more likely the moron. 145

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Work Memes to Blow Off Some Work Steams

It's stupid that almost everyone has to do something they don't particularly like most days so that they can afford to eat and live somewhere. At the same time, that's part of the deal of being alive. At least we have work memes to put some catharsis in our lives and give ourselves a chance to agree that waking up, commuting, and dealing with customers is a dumb bummer. Here's a thread about frustrating, entitled customers.

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Text - Retail: The Customer Is Always Right Wrong An Arsehole

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Output device - When you clock in at 9, work for 7 hours & then realize it's only 9:30

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Face - "When a difficult customer finally checks out and leaves the store" ...

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Text - "I can't work like this" I say under regular conditions.

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Tie - When everyones looking forward to a weekend off relaxing but you've got work all weekend All I can do right now is put on a brave face

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Cartoon - Gio Mars @GioMars_ Follow when 1st shift workers see 2nd shift workers coming in to take their spot

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Cartoon - when u have to act fake as shit because every customer has their head up their ass

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Motor vehicle - DON'T MOVE IT CAN'T SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T MOVE Viki y Follow @vikky_vuk When a customer looks through the window 2min before closing. #retailproblems 12:22 PM - 2 Nov 2015 t7 41 V 96

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Product - Chief Queef Follow @XXxdepressyon when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing to you to make it look like you're working 10:08 AM - 13 Apr 2016 6 17 258 V 271

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Cartoon - Me, when a fave coworker is leaving.... 72 After all we've been through...

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Poster - MANAGERS BE LIKE YOU STILL COMING IN RIGHT

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Event - When you show up to work high as fuck Kerry Connolly Barry Burbank

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Cartoon - When you're writing a paper and the computer shuts off right when you're almost done

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Text - Me: "sorry we don't have this in stock" "Can you look in the back?" Me: *walks to the back, stands & stares at a wall* Me: "sorry we don't"

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Text - working in retail me: hey customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE me: okay let me know if you have any questions !

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Hair - When you hit snooze 80 times and now you've got 3 minutes to leave the house

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Face - me: your total is 9.95 customer: *hands cash* me: *types amount in system* customer: oh here's 30 cents V=1 nr . 3 h 30 45 60 12 V3 sin v2 cos tan y = ax + bx + (x, x) =-b±4 2a 4=\b-4ac 30 45 sV 45

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Text - When you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end maliciousmelons:

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Facial expression - When you gotta fake laugh at customers corny jokes all day

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Photo caption - Friends: When was the last time you had a weekend off? Me: 6 Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ... More it's been 84 years...

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Animated cartoon - How i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service personality all day EE [aduswim.co

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Text - Lou @Loueywilson Convincing your mate to stay out when they have work the next day and watching them suffer the next day is one of the finer things in life

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Cartoon - This is where I come to cry. -Cool. Andie Anderson @humor_me_pink Follow When they ask you to show the new employee around. 1:54 PM 26 Sep 2016 6 17 40 V 45

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Chuck E. Cheese Experiment Reveals Human Nature

Human beings are peculiar creatures with a strange set of rules. We catch onto trends quickly, but can be easily swayed by minor changes in our environment, especially when it has to do with getting tickets we could trade in for cheap, horrible prizes. Here's a teacher who underestimated their students during a social experiment.

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County Mower Shreds Dad's Shrubs, Dad Revenges With Rebar

This tale of pro revenge involving an inconsiderate county mower and a dad who wasn't going to put up with anyone's nonsense reminds us of another revenge involving a steel-enforced mailbox and a snowplow. The grin on dad's face must've spanned from cheek to cheek. Sounds like the county mower was ultimately unsuccessful with trying to get dad to cough up cash for those broken blades too. Talk about the icing on the cake. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/SwizzleMalarki • 1y + Join County mower trimmed down our shrubs for no reason. Go ahead and try that again... First time posting. I was reading a post on here about a neighbor running over the poles in their yard and it reminded me of this story. Also writing this from my phone, so bear with me. Tl;dr at the bottom. When I was 7 or 8 my dad planted a row of shrubs along the front of the property. They started out as scrawny sticks, but fast-forward a few years and they were

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Text - After my dad found the corner cut off he confronted the county mower, who mowed the public areas around our house: "Why the hell did you cut down my shrubs?" "Because they were hanging over the road. Anything hanging over the road will be cut back" "What? No they weren't. I keep these shrubs cut so they're only over my property." "I'm not gonna fight you on this. You let them grow up like that and I'll cut them down again." "...Fine."

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Text - For those of you that don't know, shrubs grow pretty quickly. A few months later the shrubs had made progress toward recovering and my dad got an inkling that it wouldn't be long before the mower lopped them off again. So he did what any man would do to get revenge in that situation - he went to Home Depot and bought a bunch of rebar. Rebar is a very sturdy steel bar used to reinforce concrete (rebar = reinforcing bar) and nothing short of a steel saw or cutting torch is going to get thro

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Text - There were pieces of mower blade strewn about across the road and two of the three blades on the mower nothing but nubs. "You destroyed my mower!" "No I didn't. I made sure that rebar wasn't an inch over the road. That's what you get for mowing down my shrubs" "The county'll be charging you for those blades" "Feel free to have them give me a call so I can have them come out and see exactly what happened." They never called or sent a bill. The mower never touched our shrubs again. And thos

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Text - Edit: For those worried about the danger of this, when I say the blades were strewn across the road I mean along the 5 or 10 feet the mower traveled before he stopped. They broke off and fell to the ground rather than flying all over the place. We expected it to just chew up the blades, not break them, but it was worth the cleanup to see the look on the guy's face. Tl;dr: County mower took a chunk out of our shrubs, so when they grew back my dad hid rebar in them which destroyed the mower

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Choosing Beggar's Request Lands Them At Comedy Club

It's never a good sign when the buyer kicks off negotiations asking the seller what the lowest price that they'll go for is. From there, it gets even worse when they're told about the lowest acceptable price and proceed to try and lowball that to oblivion. Check out some more choosing beggar madness with this choosing beggar who couldn't (or wouldn't?) grasp the meaning of a deposit.

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Text - Today 8:45 PM Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro? Yeah What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $700

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Text - $200? Sure why not Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes? Sounds good Hey I'm here Cool, head inside

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Text - Into the comedy club? Yeah. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else Delivered iMessage é Pay

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Things That Grew Classier Over Time

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various things that grew classier over time. Definitely had no idea that lobsters were commonly fed to prisoners back in the day, and had a reputation for being the cockroaches of the sea. 

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Text - Vionrd • 6h Living or staying in the topmost floor. Before elevators were invented, people from the low class generally occupy the top floors while high-class people resided in lower floors. Reply 248 ...

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Text - Faith1_2 • 8h Being tan used to indicate you worked in the fields. Now it indicates you are wealthy enough to hang out and play tennis or whatever. Reply 449 ...

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Text - FiliaSecunda• 4h Reading novels. In the 1700s people thought it was something frivolous for flighty women that would rot your brain. Nowadays many people consider any reading at all better than TV or video games, the new brainrot bogeymen. (Though of course there are exceptions.) * Reply 108 ...

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Text - Vievin • 8h At least where I live, eating brown/black bread. It used to be the poor people's bread, the rich people ate white bread. It has flipped in the last decade, and now brown/ black bread is very popular among the rich for being healthy or something, and white bread is the poor people's bread. Reply 151 ...

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Text - Woodpecker_Live • 9h Champion brand clothes. That was the cheap Walmart brand in the 1990's. Reply 297 ...

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Text - M_Ad • 8h Until the late 1800s oysters were dirt cheap. In medieval times up to well into the 18th century even working class people at them in large quantities. Reply 86 ...

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Text - Prasiatko • 7h Maybe not trashy but when my mum was young they used to use kale as animal feed it was so cheap and nobody wanted to eat it. Now it's some kind of superfood apparently. Reply 106

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Text - jasenzero1 • 9h Eating lobster. Used to be so abundant it was fed to prisoners. Reply 249 VillyD • 9h It was known as the cockroach of the sea 86 ...

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Text - longliveniko • 5h Wearing vintage clothes/second hand. Years ago it was only for poor people. Reply 223 ...

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Text - PhoneJazz • 5h Living in the Bed-Stuy neighborhood of Brooklyn. Reply 25 ...

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Text - lionfish-ru • 7h rock-n-roll. remember that scene from back to the future ? Reply 1 70 ...

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Text - humanhomie • 5h Depending on the quality, fake Christmas trees. Used to be ugly no matter what and a real tree was considered so much better. Now they make some really pretty fake trees and a lot of people consider buying a real one an environmental no-no. At least, that's the mentality I grew up around. Reply 29 ...

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Text - gizmosbutu • 1h A well designed and executed and placed tattoo. Not too long ago, people with visible tattoos were passed up for job opportunities regardless of qualification because of any visible tattoo. I manage a Health Care IT shop so we are very visible be it site visits or Teams/Zoom meetings. I also have very visible tattoos as does half my staff. However, I've seen a shift in perception with clinical staff in the past decade and a half or so. We used to get told to wear long slee

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Text - wisedoormat • 9h fitness fashion, wearing gym clothes during daily activities. i think the classiness perception is from healthy lifestyles being associated with wealthier people and the quality of some fitness wear does indicate a certain budget. combined with the indication of time management.. having a job, a familiy, a social life, education... AND you're able to the gym and stop by for groceries on your way home? plus the colors, so colorful! Reply 394 ...

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Text - KMerrells • 3h Credit cards. Their use was pretty much restricted to poor people who were forced to use them because they didn't have enough money at the time. Now they're not only commonplace, but certain types of credit cards are seen as symbols of high status. Reply 1 12 ...

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Tom Cruise Accepting The Scientology Award

 

This feels like it could be scripted or something. It's too much cringe to be real life. Too much. 

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