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Thrillist Miami
Monday March 15, 2010
Edan's Maids
Because you're a pig
Most parts of Broward and Dade; 754.273.3343
Maids are fantastic, but not without problems: they move
your junk around so you can't find it, they steal stuff, and
they wear clothes. For a maid service that eschews No. 2 and
almost No. 3, dial up Edan's Maids "R" Us.
Started by a chick who dressed up in a sexy maid outfit to
clean for her boyfriend, then decided she should start doing
it for other people's boyfriends as well, Edan's offers
"light housework with a little spice", aka, girls
courageously wearing skimpy lingerie versions of French
maid's outfits and cleaning as you sit idly by,
simultaneously embarrassed by/enjoying the benefits of being
a slob. You get to pick your babe-maid from the 15-deep
roster on their website, with a profile that covers
ethnicity, measurements, hobbies, personality, and a full
photo gallery in their work gear: Aria's "mulatto", likes
shopping and cooking, and has a "lovable" personality;
Janet's Asian, 34-25-38, "bubbly", and enjoys racing
imports; and Mia's Latina, and likes to write short stories,
which apparently aren't providing her with enough Edgar
Allan Dough. There's a two-hour minimum for the gals, during
which they'll saucily sweep & mop, vacuum, dust, remove
cobwebs, consolidate and take out trash, organize your desk
or cabinet, scour kitchens and bathrooms, and iron/fold
clothes, so make sure Janet's hobby provides the only skid
marks.
You can also hire the girls to make drinks and snacks for
small groups, then break down when they're done, and if you
wanna go big, they've got a full party service providing
go-go dancers, bartenders, and shot girls -- and they don't
move your junk, the problems are yours.
See the girls who will get your pad squeaky clean, at
EdansMaidsrUs.com
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-----------------Morning Quickie------------------
^ Hearts & Stars Charity Gala - Enjoy an open bar, auction &
performance by former Fugee Pras to aid Ronald McDonald
House. Sat March 20, 7-11pm @ Casa Malinka.
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