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Tuesday August 3, 2010
Hip Snips
Coifs for your curlies
Tending to your hair down there has always been a risky enterprise: there's the danger of nicking something, it supposedly grows back fuller, and the barber always looks at you like you asked him to trim your butt hair, or something. Acting as the Crotch-odile Dundee to your personal wilderness down under, Hip Snips.
From the mind of an apparent "underground pubic stylist" working in Billy Penn's shadow, HS's a highly detailed, cartoon-illustrated, consistently comical instruction manual of 50 crotch-centric coiffures, an area of styling the author claims dates back to ancient cultures like the Egyptians, Romans, and Greeks, although you already knew about that last one from the around the world party. Simple snips include the Long Trim (just make sure everything's an even length) and the Dong Lengthener, a small semi-circle intended to make everything around it look larger; recommended to augment that -- gluing "a small plastic racecar to your stomach, so you'll always be remembered as the guy whose dong is bigger than a car", but oh boy, how terrible if it's not. More advanced maneuvers include the Trustafarian (requires: dread wax, rubber bands, patchouli), the Handlebar and Imperial (moustache jobs involving trimming and heapings of 'stache wax), the Barrister (for which you'll need an appropriate wig), and the Elvis, where a lot of hair gel lets you mimic the King's 'do, making it the first time anyone actually wanted to be fat Elvis.
Though most designs're decidedly uni-sex, a couple're reserved for the ladies: the blue dye/months of dedication Marge Simpson and the salt & pepper dye/Aqua Net combo "Bea Arthur", ask your barber for it, and he'll Blanche, and Rue the day you came through his door.
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