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I'm telling you, Mortimer, do NOT give me a broken photocopier. If you want to give me a gift, make a donation to a charity or something. | ||
OK, sure. I'll call one right now and see what they want. Hello? Is this the Helping People Organization That Helps People? I'd like to make a donation. Oh, that's what you want? I sure will! You're welcome! | ||
Let me guess - | ||
They told me to give you a broken photocopier. | ||
Mortimer, that "charity" you "called" doesn't exist. | ||
Hey, I'm just trying to help the HPOTHP, not interrogate them. | ||
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