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May 2, 2013 Subscribe · Forward SEX TOY RACES! Which Vibrator Will Penetrate The Finish Line? (VIDEO) Call it the Kentucky Dirty! Vegas is going all-in with its newest way to waste money: Sex toy races -- and may the vibrator with the most buzz vibrate across the finish line first. The new bar game, played by up to eight people, pits four battery-powered dildos against one another in a 1.5 mph race against the cock (had to be said).  Continue reading... Sun Refracts Off Dog's Shiny Bowl, Sparks House Fire: Official Methy Situation All Cleared Up Presented by Emily Thomas Guy Wearing 'Jail Sucks!' Shirt Gets Locked Up Poutine-Flavored Soda?! Masturbate-A-Thon Raises More Than Funds Masturbate-A-Thon Raises More Than Funds Man Loses Life Savings At Carnival, Wins Stuffed Banana With Dreadlocks Poutine-Flavored Soda?! JORDAN HART 25 Activities for Star Wars Day May 4 is unofficially "Star Wars Day." In other words, it's the only time of the year -- other than Comic-Con -- that grown adults can run around with plastic blaster rifles and carry on conversations in Ewokese without ridicule. Continue reading... FOODBEAST So Apparently, We've Been Eating Apples All Wrong [VIDEO] Dude, you're eating that apple all wrong. Continue reading... MICHAEL PECK Why Captain Kirk Would Intervene in Syria Would Captain Kirk try to stop the raging civil war in Syria? Or would the Prime Directive prevent him from attempting to end the bloodshed? Continue reading... EMILY ANTHES Four Futuristic Pets (That Could Be Snuggled Up on Your Couch Before You Know It) Could glowing cats and dogs be in our future? There's no technical reason why not. In fact, scientists have already created them, transferring fluorescence genes into dog and cat embryos to createkittens that turn green and puppies that turn red under ultraviolet light. Continue reading... ROGER MARSH Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? America's Worst Serial Killer Herman is actually a good suspect for pulling off the Jack the Ripper crimes where his availability was there and he was a top practitioner of the advanced techniques used on the victims' bodies. Continue reading... Received this from a friend? Sign up for alerts from The Huffington Post here. Unsubscribe here. Huffington Post, 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003