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This is an email that was sent to you by Fat Crusher System. If you wish to no longer receive messages, please click here 44 Main Street, Douglas, South Lanarkshire, U.K. http://mx4c38.ervilnotum.com/3736212620e/522524=41237580540 151 Old Montgomery hwy apt a Birmingham Al 35216-1210 Jon Stewart wishes that each day would bring a story as wacky as Donald Trump's presidential campaign announcement. The Daily Show host started Wednesday's episode by pretending that Trump throwing his hat in the ring had all been a fantastical dream. Stewart then pulled what appeared to be a piece Trump's hair out of his jacket and rejoiced, "It was real!" Stewart lamented that he had to follow the previous day's Trump segment with a comparatively dry story about the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade agreement. "I'm going through withdrawal — I need me some Donald," Stewart said, interrupting the trade report to pull out a large button that he would periodically press to play comically absurd sound bytes from Trump's Tuesday speech. "Honestly, it's better than -basing," Stewart said about listening to the real estate mogul's crazy quotes. Stewart went on to talk about the politicians who were surprisingly crossing party lines in relation to the trade agreement, but the host nonetheless continued returning to his favorite subject. READ MORE Donald Trump Campaign Offered Actors $50 to Cheer for Him at Presidential Announcement "The point is this: Our legislative system is complex, and we need a leader who can cut through the bureaucracy and get stuff done," Stewart said, adding: "Luckily, I happen to know a guy." Stewart then played footage of Trump claiming he would be "the greatest jobs president that God ever created." Stewart said as Trump, "In fact, I don't know why God took so long to create me — or everything. Six days, for heavens and earth and all the creatures? I could have done it in three and made a profit, and believe me, the Chinese would have got none of it."