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5 Meals That Changed History

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 05:00 AM PST

Sometimes momentous things happen over lunch, or a casual dinner, especially when the right minds meet for a meal.

1. FOSTERING THE FDA

American food in the late 19th century was not very safe for eating. Syrups contained morphine. Canned peas glowed neon green. Chemical additives like borax (now ant bait) and copper sulfate (now a pesticide) were common. Dr. Harvey Wiley wanted them off America’s tables, but every bill he introduced was killed by powerful food lobbies. So in 1902, Wiley hired 12 volunteers to eat meals laced with common additives. Called “the Poison Squad,” the men were paid with three doctored meals a day. The results spurred the country’s first food-regulation laws in 1906. As for Wiley? He became the father of the FDA.

2. A CAPITAL AFFAIR

(Image credit: Dinner Table Agreement by Jamocha101  on DeviantArt)

In June 1790, Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton bumped into each other outside of George Washington’s New York City home. The two chatted and decided to have dinner sometime. But Jefferson had an agenda, extending an invitation to one of Hamilton’s rivals, James Madison. Madison had been fighting to relocate America’s capital to the Potomac River. Meanwhile, Hamilton wanted to transfer state debts into federal hands—a move that would establish America’s credit. The dinner triggered a historic compromise: The federal government assumed the state debts, and Washington, D.C., became America’s capital.

3. A SWEET ENDING

Don’t tell mom, but sometimes forgetting to wash your hands before a meal is a good thing. In 1879, Ira Remsen and Constantin Fahlberg, chemists at a Johns Hopkins lab, took a break to eat. Fahlberg had been researching coal tar derivatives and, eager to catch a bite, forgot to wash his hands. Midway through his meal, Fahlberg noticed that his food was unusually sweet. Returning to the lab, he realized the taste was produced by an oxidized chemical, an artificial sweetener he later named saccharin. The sweet stuff boomed as sugar supplies dried up during both world wars. Today, artificial sweeteners are a $2 billion industry.

4. OPEN SESAME!

Oscar the Grouch might seem out of place at a posh Manhattan dinner party, but that’s where his home, Sesame Street, got its start. In 1966, television producer Joan Cooney hosted a dinner party at her New York apartment and invited Lloyd Morrisett, a well-connected exec at the Carnegie Foundation. Morrisett talked about all the junk his three-year-old daughter watched on TV. She was so addicted, she’d wake up early just to tune in to the morning test patterns! The dinner party brainstormed, wondering how to use TV’s addicting qualities for good. Within three years, that grouchy green monster was changing the way kids learn.

5. A MOVING LUNCH

In 1994, Pixar was not the beloved animation studio it is today. Their first film, Toy Story, wasn’t even out yet, but the studio’s team was already wondering what it should do next. During a lunch meeting at the Hidden City Café in Richmond, California, Pixar’s animators and directors brainstormed ideas and scribbled character designs onto napkins. The doodles would bloom into four beloved features: A Bug’s Life; Monsters, Inc.; Finding Nemo; and WALL-E. A decade of projects was set after just one lunch meeting!

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The above article is reprinted with permission from the November 2014 issue of mental_floss magazine.

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A 1930s Guide for Women on Undressing for Their Men

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 04:00 AM PST

The "Don't" example model is on the left; the "Do" lady is on the right 

Would you believe that in 1937, one Allan Gilbert founded "Gilbert’s School of Undressing" in Manhattan? The institution of higher learning instructed women on how to undress for their husbands, with the claim that removing their clothing in an unattractive manner destroyed marriages.

The linked excerpt from Life magazine documents some of Gilbert's insights. Such a school must have been desperately needed, as this concern was right up there with all of the pressing, post-depression, pre-war issues of the day. Instructing wives on how to properly undress was crucial.

I wonder if Gilbert shared any tips for husbands as to their behavior when their wives showed off this newfound expertise? "Sit back in silk pajamas and a smoking jacket with a pre-strip, wife-mixed cocktail in hand," perhaps? I'm looking forward to that lost article being unearthed.

In the meantime, enjoy these wifely strip tips. (I would call the photos SFW, but be warned that some of the lady parts are just barely covered.)

Images: LIFE magazine via Vintage Everyday

“Nightgown technique is the high point in the Gilbert course. Here Miss St. Clair adroitly gets into her nightgown and drops her lingerie all in one magic motion."

“A prime principle of artful undressing is to keep the hands graceful at all times. Here Miss Fonzlau clearly demonstrates what a knot some women make of their clothes.”

If <i>Game of Thrones</i> Was Set in Canada

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 03:00 AM PST

Cyla Panin of BuzzFeed explains that, "it wouldn't just be all Winterfell." Toronto would, of course, be King's Landing (sorry, Ottawa). Newfies have the same spirit as Iron Islanders. And Winterfell, I assume, would be set on a major trade route, like Whitehorse is in Yukon.

What other Westeros locations would you match in Canada?

-via Jeremy Barker

Bei Bei the Panda Cub Takes First Steps, is Rewarded with Hugs from Mama

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 02:00 AM PST


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Smithsonian’s National Zoo is home to Bei Bei, a 3-month-old giant panda cub. In this footage, Bei Bei's doting mother looks on as the cub takes his first  albeit unsteady  steps.

In the part of the video that elicited an "aww!" from me, Bei Bei's mom, seemingly as a reward for the cub's brief adventures in independence, scoops him up like a human would with a baby and gives him a big (panda) bear hug.

Keep up with Bei Bei and his mom at the Smithsonian National Zoo's live panda cam. Via Uproxx

GREETINGS FROM THE WASTELAND - Is Your Pip Boy On The Fritz?

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 01:00 AM PST


GREETINGS FROM THE WASTELAND by Brandon Wilhelm ART

When you've traveled across the wasteland, fought bands of super mutants and hordes of radscorpions, the last thing you need is a commemorative t-shirt! However, if you're one of those vault dwelling weirdos who would rather watch all the post-apocalyptic action from deep underground then a tee may be as close as you get to the wasteland. Either way, wearing this shirt is liable to start some rather grim conversations about fallout, mutant freaks and the rise and fall of the New California Republic...

Protect your torso with this GREETINGS FROM THE WASTELAND t-shirt by Brandon Wilhelm ART, it's the safe way to say you visited the Mojave Wasteland and lived to tell the tale.

Visit Brandon Wilhelm ART's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more gamer-errific designs:

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Fantastic Animal Ski Masks

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 01:00 AM PST

Teya Salat, a 22-year old Russian tattoo model, designed a line of ski masks that will make you look even cooler when you hit the slopes this winter. She sells a vast array of balaclavas, including ones that show Killer Croc from the Batman comics and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat.

But what's grabbing the internet's attention and affections are her adorable animal masks. You can look like a panda or a raccoon, complete with appropriate ears. Even Grumpy Cat is present, staying happy enough to venture out into the cold. You can see a selection of some of these animal balaclavas at Bored Panda.

-via Fashionably Geek

Is This the Worst NYC Apartment Listing?

Posted: 13 Nov 2015 12:00 AM PST

Housing costs in New York City are ridiculous, and there aren’t many places available. Those looking for a room or someone to split an apartment with might run into a Craigslist ad for a furnished room in the East Village for a mere $1325 a month. Does that sound good? The room is 6’ x 11’, which is tiny, but that’s not the worst part. It’s the three roommates.

"We all play in bands, love live music, and entertain guests on a regular basis along with the occasional open jam session at random hours of the night."

"If you are the type of person whose main source of entertainment is sitting at home, watching Netflix on your laptop, this apartment is definitely not for you.

"The neighborhood is loud, people in the building make a ton of noise, once in while, you may even want to pop in some ear-plugs... but we love it here!! There is a drum-kit in the common room along with guitars & amplifiers, where we jam out on a regular basis, create art, and engage in stimulating conversations with other tenants in the building. If this is something you would enjoy, please join us!"

The guy who placed the ad is named Haffro, and when he gets a response, he informs the potential tenant that the main rule in the apartment is that you can’t tell anyone to be quiet. Would you rent a room from this guy? Esquire talked to Haffro about his living arrangements, and the room that comes available quite often. -via Digg

Willy Wonka Reunion: A Recent Interview With Original Cast Members

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 11:00 PM PST


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Fans of the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory film starring Gene Wilder are sure to appreciate this interview of former cast members by the Today Show for NBC News.

See what the actors who played Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, Charlie Bucket, Violet Beauregarde and more look like now, and hear anecdotes from the filming, which took place a staggering 44 years ago! Via Laughing Squid

Twenty Five Unique Uses For Old Pantyhose

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 10:00 PM PST

Pantyhose are one of those things you use briefly then throw away when you inevitably find a hole in them, but those who are crafty see potential in a snagged pair of pantyhose.

They see a myriad of uses for that tube of mesh fabric, from cleaning to crafts to keeping things organized in the kitchen.

A creative pantyhose craftster named Carleyy put together an Instructable detailing 25 Unique Uses For Pantyhose, and while a few of her ideas seem a bit recycled the rest are a perfect way to give those hose another go-round.

See 25 Unique Uses For Pantyhose here

This Robot Keeps Store Shelves Full

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 09:00 PM PST


(Photo: Simbe Robotics)

One of the most common tasks for retail workers is to look at the shelves, see which items are low, and restock those areas from storage. Now that task may be partially replaced with robots.

Simbe Robotics calls its invention Tally. This robot roams a store autonomously, scanning shelves, finding out which areas are low, and then telling human workers what items are needed. Then it plugs itself into a charging dock.

The company says that it's completely safe to use while the store is open and customers are present. It will remain loyal to its human masters when other robots rise up to destroy their fleshy creators. 

-via Technabob

The Power of Friendship

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 08:00 PM PST

The power of friendship is something we all wish upon our children. The ability to make and keep friends has many rewards, and can lead to a satisfying life. But pit it against an old man with magic, and you’re out of luck. Also, Yvärdik is a great name. Someone should name their baby Yvärdik. This adventure is from John McNamee at Pie Comic.

Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" on a Barrel Organ

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 07:00 PM PST


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A barrel organ is a musical instrument that combines the best features of a pipe organ and a mechanical music box. As the operator turns the crank, the pipes bellow out musical notes encoded on rolls of paper. 

Patrick Mathis is a musician who specializes in this staple of carnival life. But in this video, he plays a song that you may not often hear at a fair: "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson.

-via Blame It on the Voices

11 Forgotten Websites & Video Games (That You Can Still Play)

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 06:00 PM PST

Every day, thousands of new people learn how to use the internet, mostly youngsters, who have no idea what’s out there for them to explore. Link sites like Neatorama tend to focus on what’s new, so vast archives of interesting things lay dormant and unused. Some of these are certainly worth another look, even if they haven’t been updated in years, like the game Colossal Cave Adventure.

There’s a ton of MMORPGs out there today, and all of them owe their existence to the early days of the MUD and the MUSH. One of the first was Colossal Cave Adventure, painstakingly coded and released in the mid-1970s and all based around the Mammoth Cave system in Kentucky. Creators Will Crowther and Don Woods took a real-life setting and added fantasy elements, and the gaming world never really looked back.

Not only is the page for the game still there, but you can play it in full, too. It’s now hosted by AMC, in all its black-and-neon-green glory. As one of the forerunners of the modern MMORPG, it’s still incredibly entertaining, and there’s something infinitely rewarding about going back to a text adventure set-up, where players rely more on their imaginations and memories than quest markers and detailed maps.

There are ten other abandoned but available websites and games you might want to look through, listed at Urban Ghosts.

Judge Shakes off Lawsuit against Taylor Swift with Taylor Swift Quotes

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 05:00 PM PST

(Image: Bill Donahue)

Players are going to play and haters are going to hate, but singer Taylor Swift will continue to shake them off. Jesse Braham, a rhythm and blues musician, recently sued Swift for copyright infringement, claiming that her song "Shake It Off," which is embedded below, is a rip-off of his song "Haters Gone Hate."

U.S. District Court Judge Gail Standish dismissed the lawsuit. In the final paragraph of her ruling, she referenced "Shake It Off," as well 4 other Swift songs: "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," "I Knew You Were Trouble," "Blank Space," and "Bad Blood."


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-via The Mary Sue

An Honest Trailer for <i>Terminator: Genisys</i>

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 04:00 PM PST

There are some movie series that just won’t give up no matter what. In most, the first movie is the best. In a few, the second movie stands out. After that, it’s all diminishing returns unless your name is Bond, Pixar, or Harrison Ford. That brings up the question: Did anyone actually go to the theater to see Terminator: Genysis? No matter, if you didn’t, you can get your fill with the Honest Trailer.

(YouTube link)

See, even if you watched the whole movie, you wouldn’t understand it any better. Besides, it’s so dark that I had trouble finding a screenshot we can actually see. -via Geeks Are Sexy

Better Call Mike - His Customer Service Skills Will Blow You Away!

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 03:00 PM PST


Better Call Mike by Kgullholmen

If you want some guy to talk you out of a problem with a buncha lawyer mumbo jumbo then charge you a small fortune for his services you should probably call that sleazy guy Saul you see on those cheesy commercials. But if you need a guy that'll shoot your problems dead then you'd better call Mike! Mike is good at making problems go away, and with over a decade of experience in the shady business he'll make sure nothing bad comes creeping back into your life. And if trouble rears its ugly head once again Mike offers a no questions asked refund policy that includes your choice of a free kneecapping or one one very big hole dug in the desert.

Spread the word about everybody's favorite problem solver with this Better Call Mike t-shirt by Kgullholmen, it's a stylish way to show love for your favorite troubled TV characters.

Visit Kgullholmen's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

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The Classiest, Most Luxurious Wet Floor Sign

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 03:00 PM PST

This is no ordinary, plastic folding wet floor sign. Those are for the proles. If you want to express your wealth and also keep people from walking on the floor that you've just mopped, marring it with their filthy shoes, then you need this stainless steel sign found by redditor Dad_Illusion in an office buliding in Colorado.

Before a discount, Amazon sells them for $168.98 each. It's nice, but I would prefer a handcrafted mahogany and teak frame with a gold-plated sign. People should get the right impression.

-via Tastefully Offensive

Leia is No Longer a Princess

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 02:00 PM PST

We better stop with all the jokes about Leia becoming a Disney Princess since Disney bought Lucasfilm. The token female character from the original trilogy has undergone quite a transformation in the thirty years timeline between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens. Those around her no longer call her “Princess.”

“She’s referred to as General,” says director and co-writer J.J. Abrams. “But … there’s a moment in the movie where a character sort of slips and calls her ‘Princess.’”

Okay, so almost no one calls her that anymore. You’ll have to imagine who slips — and how it goes over.

Well, that’s one way to get out of being a Disney Princess, although military service didn’t work that way for Mulan. Maybe her new rank had something to do with the discontinuance of merchandise with the slave Leia bikini. After all, that’s an unseemly look for a general. As it was for a senator. And a princess. -via Uproxx

Hungry, Hungry Garage Swallows Car

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 01:00 PM PST

This garage system from China reminds the Geekologie writer of a hungry caterpillar, but my first thought was that of the gaping maw of a hippopotamus from the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos swallowing a car and its driver whole.

I can find no reliable information source about it beyond this entertaining video. It appears to be portable and automatic. Just back your car in, then activate power to the expanding or retracting cover.


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The Cutest Way To Take Your Cat To The Store With You

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 12:00 PM PST

Some people can't bear to be apart from their pets for long, but the rest of the world simply doesn't understand what it's like for the pet obsessed forced to leave their kids at home each and every day.

But thanks to handy contraptions created for human babies, the die-hard pet lovers of the world need never be away from their furry kids for long.

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Now this guy can make all of his important snack purchasing decisions with a little help from his feline advisor, and that lucky little kitty gets to spend his days strapped to bassburrito's chest. They make quite a pair!

-Via Cheezburger

Sweden vs. Denmark

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 11:00 AM PST

A strange thing will happen this weekend when the Swedish national football team plays Denmark in the Euro 2016 qualifying match. The scoreboard will read:



Advantage: Sweden. If you think this isn’t quite fair, maybe we should just use the second half of each country’s name. Then it would be:



Advantage: Denmark. That’s pretty cool, but what’s even cooler if that there are three other potential matchups that work the exact same way, none of them involving Sweden or Denmark! See those at Buzzfeed.

Cancer Patient Uses Her IV Pole for Cosplay Fun

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 10:00 AM PST

(Photo: Tessa Calder)

Tessa Calder, 21, is a college student in Australia. She has cancer, but she doesn't let that keep her down. When she has chemotherapy, she dresses in elaborate costumes and decorates her IV pole so that it becomes an appropriate prop. Here, it's Harry Potter's broomstick. In others, it's Galdalf's staff or a boxer's punching bag.

Calder told ABC News about the first time she came up with an IV costume. She appeared as a pope:

"I had a window and you could sort of look up to the second floor where it was just like a glass corridor – and these patients would walk by in their white hospital gowns with their IV poles and Dad was just trying to make me laugh: 'Oh look, Tessa, there's the Pope! There he is again, there's so many popes!'," she said.

"I had time on my hands so I got some paper and made a pope hat and I think people thought I was absolutely ridiculous – I got some very weird looks!"

-via My Modern Met

100 Years of Family Dinners

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 09:00 AM PST

Mode has moved beyond fashions in its 100 Years series. Here we have a supposedly representative meal for every decade from 1915 to 2015. I don’t know how representative it can be of family dinners without a Big Mac and French fries.

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It starts out with a lovely dinner of roast beef and Franconia potatoes. Yum! But it quickly goes downhill from there. I thought the worst would be during the Great Depression or maybe World War II rationing, but no. It took until almost the end of the century for things to start looking up. -via Viral Viral Videos

Eleventy-One Fallout Themed Fan Builds For Crafty Vault Dwellers

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 08:00 AM PST

Now that Fallout 4 has officially been released gamers are gearing up for a long nuclear winter at home with the latest installment, but before the release vault dwellers had to find an outlet for their post-apocalyptic dreams.

(Vault Boy Perler Bead Plaque by Tasha Lazaravich)

Some took to cosplay, others simply played an earlier installment until they'd seen all the wasteland has to offer, but then there are those who brightened up this dreary world with their craftiness.

(Railway Rifle Replica by Jason Walton)

They are the ones who make the cool Fallout themed stuff we find so SPECIAL, the craft gods who are willing to share their knowledge with us in hopes of saving humanity from the forces of boredom.

(Papercraft Fallout 3 Minigun by Pepakura Designer user Gardian)

Those who wish to join the Brotherhood of Builders should peruse Make:'s super mutant sized collection of 111 Far-Out Fallout Fan Builds, where they'll find something better to do with their hands than simply twiddling their thumbs!

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The Slap Happy Wakeup Machine

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 07:00 AM PST

Simone Giertz brought us the Toothbrush Machine and the Breakfast Robot. Her latest project is an alarm clock that literally slaps you in the face. What’s different this time is that the gadget really works as it is supposed to.

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Of course, that doesn’t mean that everything goes according to plan. You may be able to see the unintended consequence ahead of time. Or it may be a surprise. Either way, Giertz is always entertaining in her earnest inventiveness. Contains NSFW language. -via Digg

22 Amusing Closed Captioning Moments

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 06:00 AM PST

Image: Via Twitter: @RealWarhawk

Whether it's for a person who is hearing impaired, it's being used at the gym or in a bar, or some other specific situation, unfortunately, closed captioning is not always reliable. Yet fortunately, obvious errors in closed captioning such as these can lead to laughs. Adios, hasta mañana and che passa, Jacko.

Check out 18 more examples of unintentionally funny closed captions here. 

Image: Dimension Films, reddit.com / Via imgur.com

Who needs subtitles? | Image: ABC, reddit.com / Via imgur.com

Sometimes even the horses are confused by questionable closed captioning
Image: Walt Disney Pictures / Via pavlovthefreak.tumblr.com

Christmas Dalek - The Celebration Spans Across The Cosmos

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 05:00 AM PST

Christmas Dalek by Tom Trager

You can feel it in the air, the excitement about the upcoming holiday season and the return of those Doctor Who Christmas episodes we all know and love. But would you believe the Daleks get excited about the holiday season too? It's hard to tell since their vocal units are set to filter everything nice into the word "exterminate", but those rolling trash cans actually possess a lot of holiday spirit somewhere deep inside their squishy little misshapen bodies.

Nothing says "celebrate!" quite like this Christmas Dalek t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's sure to get your fellow fans in the spirit of the season!

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Personal Memories of Filming <i>The Polar Express</i> (and Working with Tom Hanks)

Posted: 12 Nov 2015 05:00 AM PST

Neatorama presents a guest post from actor, comedian, and voiceover artist Eddie Deezen. Visit Eddie at his website or at Facebook.

In late 2002, I was called down to a brief voice-over dub-in job. I went down to the studio, just expecting to dub in a few lines when I saw my old pal and all-time favorite director Bob Zemeckis there. Apparently, I would be dubbing in a few lines for Bob's new movie called The Polar Express.

I dubbed in my lines and I could only see Bob sitting behind me in the glass-windowed control room. Bob was looking sightly blasé. If he liked a line I dubbed, he would just stick his thumb up in the air, rather like a bored Roman emperor.

I finished the gig and Bob came out of the booth. I was so happy to see him. We chatted briefly and I left, thinking that was the end of that.

But a few weeks later, I was called in to do a screen test for the movie The Polar Express at Warner Brothers studios. It was a long ride, but I hopped the necessary buses to get there, did a light easy screen test, wearing my navy blue jacket and ad-libbing a few funny lines (or so I hoped).

I got the role! I would be playing "the Know-it-All kid" in the first-ever "motion capture" 3D movie- The Polar Express.

My first day on the set, Tom Hanks came bouncing into the room. He spotted me and came over to say hi to me first (before anybody else in the crowded room!!!). “HI Eddie. I’m Tom" (no **** Sherlock!!) His friendliness and warmth bowed me over immediately.

My old pal Peter Scolari, who I had met doing a low-budget movie with years before, was there, too. I loved Peter, one of the nicest actors I had ever worked with.

With the new motion capture technology, each day, Tom, Peter, Nona Gaye, daughter of music legend Marvin Gaye (Nona was to be the girl in our lead foursome in the film) would go to make-up, get our faces marked off with 152 "dots" and then the dots would be glued, each one individually, to our faces. We each wore scuba diving caps and scuba outfits, each in a different color- i.e. Tom was blue, I was yellow, etc. etc.

We would film each scene, then after that, four little kids would film the exact same scene. Somehow, our bodies were morphed with the kids' bodies of each of our respective characters. My kid was Jimmy “Jax" Pinchak, who played me (“Know-it-All") as a kid.

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One of the greatest joys of filming the movie was getting to know Tom Hanks. Each day on the set, I would have a few moments alone with Tom and I would chat and ask him questions. (I swear, he was my favorite actor before I knew anything about The Polar Express.) Tom was always open and answered every one of my questions.

I remember asking him who his favorite actors were, he told me when he was a young actor he loved Jason Robards and Robert Duvall. He told me that, unlike many struggling actors, he never had to go on unemployment, he always just got an acting job in time to avoid it. I remember him reminiscing about John Candy. He really loved John and as he spoke about him, I could see tears welling up in his eyes.

Once, being a guy, Tom just said, “How about you Eddie- Ginger or Mary Ann?" He was referring to the two beautiful actresses, Tina Louise and Dawn Wells, on the popular TV show Gilligan's Island.

I told Tom I had a crush on Mary Ann when I was growing up, but when I became a grown man, I switched to Ginger. “What about you?" I asked.

“I’ll tell you how I always answer that question,” he replied, “It depends on the episode.”

He told me he used to tell time by the TV shows he watched

I asked him about filming Nothing in Common with Jackie Gleason. Tom told me Gleason was a nice guy, very professional, etc.

Later, I went over to Peter Scolari and told him what Tom had said about Gleason, Peter replied, “That's just like Tom.” I asked him what he meant and he told me Gleason was actually not very friendly to Tom at all and didn't treat him that great during the movie filming. But that was Tom, Peter said, he never said a bad word about anybody.

His kindness was apparent. In one scene, I screwed up my lines, even though I was using cue cards to read my lines!!! (I was given Bob Hope's old cue card holder for the film.) Anyway, I screwed up a long take and before I could say anything, Tom said, “That was my fault,” to Bob, taking the blame for the screw-up. Why he did such a kind act, who knows. I think he was just a good guy.

Each Friday, Tom would cater a big deli spread of corned beef and pastrami and kosher pickles for the cast and crew to eat. As we all enjoyed the food, I noticed Tom never joined us. I asked Peter about this and he told me Tom had something wrong with his jaw and he couldn't eat the deli food himself.

Every week, Tom would buy every cast and crew member a lottery ticket. Of course we had zero chances of winning, but it was just such a nice gesture.

One day in make-up, we go the news that Bob Keeshan, TV’s Captain Kangaroo, had died. Tom and I commiserated about his death and compared notes because we both grew up watching and loving Captain Kangaroo.

As I left the makeup room, Tom came up behind me. He started singing the Tom Terrific theme song (Tom Terrific was an animated character on Captain Kangaroo). I will never forget how surreal it was to stand outside on a bright sunny day and have to Hanks sing me, word-for-word, a perfect rendition of the Tom Terrific song. When he finished I was dazed.

I just said “You're a great guy,” to him and he walked off.

On my last day of filming I finished my scene and Tom got on my case. “Why do you need bleeping cue cards? What are you- bleeping Marlon Brando?" he chided me. I think he was actually being like a big brother to me when he did this. Interestingly, he waited until my final scene to mildly scold me for needing cue cards to act.

I did my last scene, hugged Tom, hugged Bob, and the rest of the cast and crew and left.

Tom had heard that I was a big baseball fan and after we wrapped Polar Express, he treated me to three Dodger games at Dodger stadium. I got to bring a friend each time and we happily sat in Tom's private box seats and munched on his personal buffet of great food. After the last of the three Dodger games, I never saw Tom Hanks again.

The Polar Express premiered on November 10, 2004.

Although it was never number one at the weekly box office, after a slow start, it made over $200 million in the U.S. and over $3 billion worldwide. The reviews of the film were decidedly mixed, some critics loved it, others loathed it. But it has become a holiday classic on TV during the Christmas season.

I am very proud to have ben a part of such an amazing film and I will always treasure the great memories of working on it and working with Tom Hanks.

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