23 Highly Entertaining Comics That Are the Perfect Remedy to a Slow Moving Saturday Did last night get away from you? Maybe you knocked back a few too many, only to wake up with a searing, mind-numbing kind of hangover with no desire to talk to/engage the world outside the front door? Well shitness, we've got you covered with these comics. You might up and altogether forget about your failing health in the process. 
Chris Pratt Is a National Treasure and He has Taken to Instagram Again to Be an Inspiration to Us All  Chris Pratt is a beautiful human being. Everything about him oozes positivity and pure, unadulterated, hilarious class. He's the kinda guy that was made to be a movie star. But, maybe that's what you get when you're making 20 mil per film and you have personal assistants to take care of all the stupid crap the rest of us have to deal with on a daily basis. Like, maybe we could all be super positive and bubbly if we didn't have to wade through some of this mundane drudgery. We're stuck dealing with all this normal stuff, like this pile of dishes in my sink that won't go away no matter how much I try to pretend it isn't there. Along with things like having to wash my own laundry and make my own food. It's a hard life. On a totally unrelated note, Anna Faris should give up acting and take up gambling or stock brokering because damn she knows how to make a solid investment. Anyways, yeah. Chris Pratt is great and he's taken to Instagram again to brighten all of our normal ordinary lives and drop some inspiration on us. 
TIL: Coke Once Spent a Butt-Ton of Money Filling Their Cans With Fart-Smelling Water Once upon a time, Coca-Cola spent $100 million on cans filled with water that spelled like farts. It was supposed to be a massive promotion so that you would find cool things inside the can. These special cans would send a spring-loaded prize flying out of the can as soon as it was tapped. But these cans were also filled with water that smelled like farts.
Yeah, I think I'll just have a gulp Pepsi. 
Time To Answer the Age Old Question: What Do Little Irish Kids Think of Trump Since deciding that one can't be a reality-TV gameshow host forever, President Donald Trump has had a rough time dealing with people. Probably having something to do with his attitude, policies, and the fact that he once got caught bragging about sexual assault. It seems that really only 1/3 of America likes him, and even that begs the question, "Why?
Well, has anyone asked little Irish kids? Now they have. And guess what, they don't like him either. But it's still really cute. Anyway, enjoy! 
Teacher of the Goddamn Year Has a Secret Goddamn Handshake For Every Goddamn Student Yes.
Sometimes you need to have your faith in humanity rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, goddamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade literacy teacher from Charlotte, NC.
Yeah, his name is Barry White, Jr. Goddamn.
In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great.
Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this goddamn gif:
Fifth grade English teacher has a personalized handshake with every one of his students More Barry White, Jrs, goddamnit 
Watch This Dude Make Literally the Worst Getaway Ever The French Connection. The Bourne Identity. Fast Five. Hollywood is filled with great car chases. They're usually contingent on high speeds and close calls. This video has neither.
Here's a video of a guy trying to outsmart and outrun a police officer, after he's been successfully been pulled over. Instead of handing over his license and registration, he forgets which side the brake is on and drives directly into an Advance Auto Parts. It's glorious. 
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