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2020/09/27

Intriguing Images of Puzzling Double-Takery and more...

Of all the amazing things our eyes do for us, it's kind of surprising how easily they can be tricked by just a little bit of messing with some light and shadows. Nevertheless, double-take-inducing images of skewed perspective will endure as a quizzical ...
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Intriguing Images of Puzzling Double-Takery and more...


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Intriguing Images of Puzzling Double-Takery

Of all the amazing things our eyes do for us, it's kind of surprising how easily they can be tricked by just a little bit of messing with some light and shadows. Nevertheless, double-take-inducing images of skewed perspective will endure as a quizzical pastime for our beleaguered light-and-movement-sensing optical goo.

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Working animal

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Water

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Event - Cri

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Blue

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Event - 591 DT作

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Vehicle

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Grilling

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Room

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Birthday

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Text - If you see a beach, the ocean sky and stars, you either have the mind of an artist or you need a vacation... It is actually the bottom of a car door that needs fixing!

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Bovine

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Rock

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Girlfriend Beats Upset Boyfriend in Steak Challenge

When entering a steak eating challenge with your hungry girlfriend, it's good to review your feelings and think about how you'd feel if you lost. On principle, it seems like a good idea to have a general idea of how much steak you can eat. These things happen, like this woman who emasculated her egotistical boyfriend.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/SmallDare1986 17 hours ago AITA for embarrassing my boyfriend at a restaurant? Ok this is really stupid, and Im pretty sure I'm not the asshole, but this happened over a year ago, and my boyfriend keeps bringing this up as an example of me trying to undermine him. So, both my boyfriend and I love food. Not too uncommon obviously. We're also both pretty athletic. I'm a runner, so I'm relatively small (around 100 pounds at 5'4"), while he's an Olympic weightlif

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Text - So last year, we went to a restuarant that has a 96 ounce steak challenge. Basically, you have to finish a 96 ounce steak plus a bunch of sides in an hour and you get the meal for free. I honestly had very little doubt I could finish it. Bf and I went to the restaurant with a few friends, and I said I wanted to try the challenge. Bf said he wouldn't pay for it if I couldn't finish it, but like I said, I was pretty sure I would finish it. He had been to the restuarant before, and he ordere

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Text - Well the meal comes, and I finish in under an hour. Bf can't even finish his meal. I end up finishing for him. Our friends that were with us laughed and congratulated me and teased my boyfriend that his girlfriend of half his size could out eat him so much, and i told him to pay up. After we separated from our friends, he went off on me, telling me i embarrassed him in front of our friends and emasculated him(????) I honestly don't think i am asshole for this, but he keeps bringing this u

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Text - NUTmeSHELL Galasstic Overlord [3132] 16.5k points · 17 hours ago S NTA. If your boyfriends masculinity hinges on his ability to eat more than someone else, he needs to reassess his life.

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Text - traipse75 Asshole Aficionado [16] 5.2k points · 17 hours ago NTA. The word undermine, used this way, is a red flag. Just because he's self conscious doesn't mean you should change your behavior to make him feel like more of a man. That's not your job, and he's talking like he's trying to get you to do whatever he says so he feels like he's in charge around his friends.

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Text - shappa357 Partassipant [3] 2.8k points · 17 hours ago Olympic weightlifter, 6 foot, 200 pounds and still so insecure he thinks his 100 pound girlfriend is trying to undermine him..ugggh.

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Text - WashGodMega Asshole Enthusiast [5] 1.2k points -· 17 hours ago NTA i dont see how you would be the asshole here. This just sounds like he got butthurt over you having a bit of fun. Also, props for eating all that THEN finishing his lol

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Text - Reddidiot13 Asshole Aficionado [11] 899 points · 17 hours ago Not only are you NTA. But holy fuck you're animal. I'm flabbergasted that someone your size can eat that much lol

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Text - XavierDeRenegadeAngl Colo-rectal Surgeon [43] 317 points · 17 hours ago NTA. Being masculine isn't about eating a big meal faster. I would have just laughed if my petite girlfriend did this.

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Bird Laughs Just Like A Super Villain

 

The real question is where on earth did this parrot learn to laugh just like The Joker? Was the bird taught by its owner? That being said, The Joker ain't got sh*t on this bird's maniacal cackle. 

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Satirical, Questionable, And Weird Quora Questions

The land of Quora is a strange one. Fortunately, a lot of the questions that one will come across while exploring the community are satirical in nature. That doesn't mean that they aren't straight up bizarre. And part of you has got to wonder whether some of these questions were in fact asked in earnest. We sincerely hope not. Check out more insane questions that were asked on Quora over here.

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Text - I fired an employee but he refuses to leave. He is still coming to the office. What should I do? 28 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Can I eat 0.0000002 grams of uranium per day as a caloric supplement? 5 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Question added · Parenting I think my 22-year-old is watching rated R movies behind my back. What do I do? 35 Answers · Last followed 40m ago Z Answer Follow 6 X Pass 000

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Text - August 10 B.A./M.A. ITOM English and Creative Writing & Fiction Writing, Southern New Hampshire.. I threw away my daughter's books (Eragon) because they contain magic, now she's mad at me. What should I do? Get them out of the trash, immediately. Allow your child to experience the expanse of imagination. By throwing away books like this, you are holding your ch Read More 4 2.4K D 33 000

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Font - June 8, 2019 I am not a lawyer. I want to file a case against a WhatsApp admin for removing me and my spouse from a group without a valid reason. Can it be done as it has affected us mentally?

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Text - Should I disguise myself as a bear to spy on my husband when he goes hunting? ఎ 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 1 C Shouldn't the language that most of the world speaks be called "American" instead of "English"? 148 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - If there is no God, why are there over one thousand exorcisms performed a year in the United States alone? 86 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Quora Open in App 22 Why do some parents think it's okay to raise kids in apartments? 000 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - My 47-year-old son has a doctorate in quantum physics and gets straight A's but plays 792 hours of video games a week. Should I be concerned that he might have invented a time machine?

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Text - My 25 year old son just got a job in engineering and is now discussing moving out in a few months. I took $8000 out of his bank account to stop him from moving and now there's a court case. How do I get custody of my son back?

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Text - The "C" grade students from my high school are leading happy and successful lives. How is this possible?

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Text - My 14-year-old daughter talks about dinosaurs and ancient civilizations. How do I make her stop? ఎల 6 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - Barbering +4 My former barber lied and told me he stopped cutting hair, yet I found out he's still in business. Do I have a case here? a 13 00 Answer Follow Request More

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Text - 00:35 4G, 0.20 ll KB/S My 4 year old's art is terrible. Should I tell her?

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Text - Question added Personal Question My son was hacking on mine craft. Should I smash his computer? 1 Answer · Last followed 15m ago 2 Answer X Pass Follow 2 000

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Text - Q FROM YOUR DIGEST I want to keep my son safe, is Minecraft a game with satanic origins?

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Text - Question Is it still a nickname if I call my kids failures? Community Answer wH No, you should never call your child a failure. This decreases their self esteem and will give them a larger chance of having anxiety. Do not do this. Thanks!

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Text - My 16-year-old son dropped school for his YouTube channel (64 subscribers). How do I convince him to go back to school?

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Text - I just got a notice of eviction, and I'm due to be out by Christmas. How do I fortify my house so I can't be removed?

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Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

Tumblr kicks around concepts like nobody's business and this looks totally like a show we'd want to watch. And as it turns out, there actually is a hilarious story that's based on a similar concept. For more off-the-wall spinnings of the mind, here are some random funny Tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

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Text - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike the idea of a cop character who looks and acts like he's in the Mob. >He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin that can help them out on a case (either as an informant or they can fix up a car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating a suspect he always does borderline mob shit like "it sure would be a shame if something were to happen". >Hair and fashion sense are 10/10 >Slugger >Hi

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Text - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Exactly. And he himself doesn't do anything illegal, he's a good cop, but he still has the same rhythms and mannerisms of a Mafia enforcer. Like, he only listens to Sinatra on stakeouts, he has connections out the wazoo in Little Italy, he's super intimidating and he postures constantly. He has regular dinners with his family, his dad is the patriarch who runs a / completely legitimate/ pizza joint. And the jokes always come from him saying and doing things

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Text - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow They bust some punk kid for something like vandalism but the kid is clearly just a good kid who made a mistake, and since the owner isn't pressing charges they let him off with a warning. Vinny gives him a card and puts a hand on his shoulder and goes "Go to this address, ask for Uncle Marco. Tell him Vinny sent you. He'll take care of ya." And his partner is like "did you just recruit him???" But then they go to that address and find out "Uncle Marco" runs

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Text - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow I feel I should stress that Vinny never pushes the metaphor. He doesn't act up to mess with people. As far as he's concerned he's just a normal dude. It genuinely doesn't occur to him that people think he's a crook. urbanfantasyinspiration Follow I also like the idea that his vocabulary is stuck in the 1930's. He still calls cars flivvers. He calls baseball Stickball for crying out loud. urbanfantasyinspiration Follow "Hey Vinny, what do you do with your fre

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Cartoon - urbanfantasyinspiration Follow soup time Actual photo of Vinny the Mangler urb antasyinspir. ion Follow He's been on the force for years and still nobody knows how many siblings he has urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Also GOD HELP YOU if you call him "Vincent". Only his Nona gets away with calling him that.

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Text - doncarlosi Follow "You wanna go sleeping with the fishes tonight? ... My daughter's school is having a sleepover at the aquarium, but they need a couple of extra chaperones.' urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Brilliant addition grimsecret333 Follow I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse... injuries-in-dust Follow Dinner, tonight, with my family. My grandmothers linguini is something you just can't say "no" to. I mean, look at this picture of her. *takes a family photo out of wallet and

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Text - injuries-in-dust Follow He visits a newly opened store in the neighbourhood. "Nice place you got here. Would be a real shame if something bad happened to it." Everyone is sweating bullets for five minutes as Vinny walks around the place, slowly, looking at seemingly random things, very closely. Then Vinny hands the owner a report on all the weak points where a potential intruder could gain entry, where a little wiring may not be fully up to code so its a fire hazard, blind spots where sho

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Wild Things People Said While Waking from Anesthesia

Anesthesia lets us do amazing life-saving surgeries on people all the time, but another one of its effects is that it creates some good stories. People say some funny stuff when they'e under anesthesia, and almost none of it makes any sense.

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Text - _KaseyRae_ 6.6k points · 10 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago 25 & 8 More Patient here with a great story nonetheless. When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I apparently had a religious experience (I'm agnostic) e. I told my mom (who was with me) that I saw people walking on water. Next, I kept telling her that I saw Jesus. Apparently, when the female nurse came back into the room I did the Catholic sign of the cross and whispered to my mom, "That's him. That's Jesus." The nurse lost her shit.

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Text - iletthe12dogsout 6.5k points · 10 hours ago 2 3 When I got my wisdom teeth out, the nurse was trying to wake me up and said, "okay, it's time to open your eyes. Can you open your eyes for me?" I said, "Say pleee-eease!" She said please very nicely, and I opened my mouth as wide as I could

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Text - serenasaystoday 5.4k points · 11 hours ago A man asked me if his body parts still belong to him and I still think about it Imao

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Text - godricspaw 3.4k points · 12 hours ago I had a male patient who as he woke up mumbled "I'm not pregnant?!"

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Text - GurgleQueen636 522 points · 12 hours ago Not a nurse but after I got my wisdom teeth out I was convinced I was Clark Kent and kept taking my glasses off and mumbling "I'm Superman." And then I cried when they told me they were going to put my teeth in the incinerator because for some reason drugged me thought they meant all my teeth.

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Text - female_aardvark 3.2k points · 12 hours ago Did a short stint in recovery as part of my graduate program. I got proposed to a couple of times. Same guy would walk past me in the corridor a day later and not recognise me!

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Text - Lasersandshit 2.9k points · 10 hours ago Not a nurse.. My wife woke up from a surgery and started pointing into the middle of the room and in a soft voice said " fuck you, fuck you and you. Whats that smell?" she then looked over at me and says "when did you get here yah asshat" LOL She doesn't cuss much, so I got a good laugh out of it.

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Text - Eekanumber3 359 points · 9 hours ago Obligatory “not a nurse," but a friend of mine said that one of her patients was convinced he was a burrito and needed her to sprinkle cilantro on him.

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Text - creepiest-greek-myth 2.8k points · 12 hours ago Not a nurse, but my twin sister started speaking fluent Spanish to my mom after she woke up from getting her wisdom teeth removed. We're half Puerto Rican (on our mom's side), so we've grown up hearing Spanish, but neither of us had ever carried a fluent conversation with her in it. But apparently my doped up sister could!

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Text - Flight_19_Navigator 2.8k points · 11 hours ago I was coming out of anaesthesia and the nurses in the recovery room were all poking fun at each other about which Hogwarts House they would be in. Me: "According to my ex-wife, I'm a house elf."

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Text - Cryptid-Fluff 2.7k points · 10 hours ago Me, coming out of it at the dentist's office: Me: "You have to save them." Dentist: "Save who?" Me: "THE OWLS." Dentist: "What owls?" Me: "The owls trapped inside the gas machine, they were HOOTING, I could hear them! You have to save them!"

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Text - Im2lazytobeoriginal 2.1k points · 12 hours ago I once told the nurses to stop I wasn't asleep yet. I wasn't ready. They laughed and said they were done. Another time I came out saying sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond joy has nuts mounds don't. No clue why I was singing this but the nurses thought I was hilarious and let family know this happened.

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Text - goshawkgirl 2.0k points · 10 hours ago Not a nurse, but was in charge of my sister after she got her wisdom teeth out. Got her in the car and she was bawling. Wouldn't stop crying and trying to put her fingers in her mouth. Mind you, she was 20 at the time. I got her back to my apartment, and she's having a hard time staying upright, so I'm helping support her as we walk up to the door. She's still crying, but is now trying to do a heel click. We almost fall over. My neighbor sees us and

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Text - SJ2390 1.9k points · 12 hours ago Also not a nurse, but I had ankle surgery last year. They gave me animal crackers after and I remember being really upset that I didn't realize until the last cracker that I forgot to look at the animals and appreciate each one.

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Text - Hexellent3r 1.6k points · 10 hours ago My brother got his wisdom teeth out not too long ago. When He woke up, he started laughing a lot, like He wasn't laughing super hard, but he was laughing for supper long and it almost sounded monotone. After a couple minutes of just flatline laughter, he stopped and mumbled "chicken" like it's what he was laughing at, don't know why but it stopped him from laughing for a bit

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Text - paprikaparty 1.5k points · 10 hours ago We had to slide board a patient from the stretcher to his bed after an endoscopy. (You put a board between bed and stretcher and. Then grab patient and slide them over to bed with sheet underneath them). My patient screamed "WEEEE!" And then proceeded to tell us that these are the best drugs ever and that it felt like the 60's again.

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Text - questionable_post 1.4k points · 10 hours ago I came out of it in the middle of a conversation with Gandalf. I was trying to sell him Tupperware.

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Text - Shrubbery_Bribery 1.3k points · 10 hours ago At the dentist I woke up like a shot from anesthesia, got up, and ran through the office..dental assistants chasing me. I ran to the washroom - still drugged up - looked into the mirror and while pawing my numb face said "I need to make sure I don't look like Joan Rivers".

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Text - BitchIDontWorkHere 1.1k points · 9 hours ago When I was in high school I was just getting put under and feeling loopy for a wisdom teeth operation and the nurse was making small talk with me and told me she graduated from the same high school I went to and was on the dance team and I told her "No you weren't, you have to be pretty to be on the dance team" right before blacking out. I think about this sometimes before I go to sleep at night nurse I am so sorry to do you like that when you

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Text - Lunch_Gun 963 points · 11 hours ago A friend of mine woke up after surgery and stated "I want to eat a Christmas tree".

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Text - Dobermanpure 821 points · 10 hours ago Not anesthesia but post op in ICU. Pt had brain surgery for a neuroma. He had a brain drain in but otherwise was fine. Me: hi sir, I have your dinner, do you need help? PT: Naw, I can do it. What is it? Me: white fish. PT: ugh... Me: it's brain food! PT: If that's the case I need a whale. I laughed for 2 hours after that.

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Text - witchserena 817 points · 13 hours ago Not a nurse but when I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out at once, I woke up and immediately asked "can I eat KFC now?" And they all got a laugh outta that. To at was the only thing I cared about. Probably not as entertaining as I hoped but I got a laugh outta them so yay!

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Text - Wileykid 795 points · 10 hours ago Woke up thinking I'd had sex with my doctor. And apologised to him for how bad it was...

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Text - dustr 576 points · 10 hours ago It wasn't something he said, but I had a patient in his 50's attempt to motorboat his wife when she came to pick him up. She was mortified, and I managed to keep a straight face while giving her all his post-op instructions.

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Awful Manager Gets Outed For Never Actually Working

Nepotism is the worst. This manager had the audacity to violate labor law, hire his mistress (a mistress that never showed up), and rarely be in the store himself. Fortunately, the employee that was suffering underneath the weight of all this laziness, nepotism, and toxicity was able to engineer a pro revenge that successfully spotlighted the manager's ongoing choice to not perform the very job that he was being paid to do. Check out some more revenge drama with this shady boss who lied about their coworkers, and got fired.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/sunnykl • 1y The Bad Grocery Place I've written before about the good grocery store where I worked in high school. We had a couple of bad customers and a lot of senile seniors, but it was well run with a great manager. The one I worked at for one summer in college was The Bad Place. It was 1994 in a chain grocery store with a truly awful manager who was straight out of business school. He was also the regional office director's son, so he was teflon. Anything that we

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Text - Awful paid no attention to people's time constraints. We had a bunch of teenagers there who were attending summer school. He didn't care. He scheduled however he wanted and left us to swap shifts among ourselves. I personally saw him tell one girl she'd have to miss school because he needed her on shift and she couldn't find coverage. Crazy illegal. He didn't care about legalities. Awful's belief was that if the computer would accept it, then it was fine. It was the early days of computer

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Text - Awful was very rarely, if ever, in the store his entire shift. He'd clock in, get the few really important things done, then leave. He'd come back in the middle of his shift to do the bank deposits, then be gone again until it was time to clock out. He assigned all his work to the latest fall guy assistant manager or other random employees. If he was the only manager on duty, he'd leave his badge for overrides on the desk in the office so we could grab it when needed to override register

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Text - I mentioned in a previous post how national was pretty obsessed with mystery shopper reports, and got them directly from the company that did that stuff. We'd get all kind of conflicting instructions because national's edicts based on those and our regional director's policies would differ. Always fun. What I didn't mention was mystery shoppers were trivial to spot. They'd go straight to the bakery to price out a special order cake, then not buy it, complain about the price or ask any of

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Text - My last week at this shit show before I headed back to college, I spotted a blatant mystery shopper complete with note pad. Awful had bugged out shortly after open, the mistress was probably busy banging him, the other assistant manager had been fired for the last colossal screw up, and the only other cashier on shift was at lunch. It was pretty dead as it was late morning, so no big deal. Except that I decided it was time for this shit show to get reported for what it was. When Mystery c

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Text - Somewhere around this time, the other cashier (we'll call her Jenny) got back from her lunch break and I informed her that shit was about to get real. She might want to go home sick if she wanted some cover. Nah, Jenny giggled and wanted a front row seat. Besides, the lunch rush was coming. We had a construction area nearby and a lot of the guys came for the prepared foods for a cheap, hot lunch. We started to get the lunch rush and more of a crowd by the time Mystery made it up to my reg

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Text - Jenny caught on real fast and told me to just go get the badge from the office. Awful Firstname Lastname must be doing the money drop or something. I pointed out to Jenny that was against company policy. She rolled her eyes and told me that's what Awful Firstname Lastname had said to do. Now, where was that override badge? I headed up to the office and made a good show of looking for it. Called down to Jenny asking if she had it. Nope. Jenny abandoned the big order she was ringing up and

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Text - Jenny apologized to the mystery shopper, but she was going to have to get in Jenny's line now. I couldn't void the transaction or login to two registers at once, so I was going to help her pack it up and Jenny would get to Mystery as soon as she could. Now, this is somewhat bullshit. While true as stated, we all knew how to unplug the registers to get them to reset and log us out. It was a dumb hack, but it worked. Thing was, there was almost zero chance Awful or Mystery knew that. Myster

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Text - We apologized profusely to the customers, but explained we had no idea where Awful was. Offered to check in the back. Sent a bagger out to check the lot in case Awful was on a smoke break. No joy. As this fiasco rolled on, we had a lot of very unhappy customers on our hands (and the downright giddy Mystery who stayed to the bitter end). We were demanded to call a manager. We'd tried all Awful's known numbers. Who's above him? Oh, that's regional. We were not allowed to call them. Very str

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Text - Regional took about two hours to get somebody down to the store who could clear the registers. Nobody else in the store had permissions on that system. Awful still hadn't shown up. Regional Dude overrode the registers, but by then the damage was done. We'd missed the whole lunch rush. No hot food was sold. Our metrics for the day were going to be unbelievably shitty. Regional Dude was on the phone frantically trying to figure out how to cover this mess up for his boss (Awful's Father), an

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Text - A few weeks later, an audit team from national came down to investigate. The mystery shopper story hadn't lined up with the computer outage story, and something was obviously hinky. They dug into the books and found all the labor violations for minors working overtime and too early/late. Interviewed the employees and found out about the scheduling during school time problems. Manager absenteeism. No vacation being allowed. Also that the store was constantly short staffed (no shit; people

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Text - I don't know if they covered up all the labor violations or not (probably; that would have caused massive fines). I was too young to know to report them. However, Awful, his father and his mistress all got fired or resigned quietly. The store reportedly went back to being pretty functional after that. Jenny got a better job and left within the year. I never worked retail again. | tl;dr: Awful nepotism hire manager violates labor law, hires his mistress (who never even shows up), and is ra

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Facepalm Moments of Intense Dumbness

Human beings can do some absolutely incredible things when it comes to observation, innovation and expressing nuance. At the same time, there will always be those of us who aren't exactly running on all cylinders.  And then sometimes we're just having an off day. These are the producers of facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness.

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Organism - I'm dying. My mom bought this book for my 6 year old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadn't. a IF ANIMALS COULD TALK I WINK I HAVE A COKE PROBLEM FOLAR BEAR "NHEAL THE FUCK ALL NE KEYS?" KANGAKDO BY CARLA BUIWIN L 1OSH CASSIDY

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Text - @acidkawhi bitch you mean food???? A elijah @fakeleny 1d has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? like virgin edibles or something 6:45 PM 2020-09-11 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - ISTOP My housemate left, he owes me $20, and he took the shower head

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Product - 23:36 yeah lol id be freaking out to if my clock was displaying nonsense numbers you are aware that's a 24-hour set clock right? so it's just saying its 11:36 pm? im sorry if this isnt "pc" but i dont care about the british customs

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Bowling - E BARRE STRIKE 2 RRA

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Text - 3 hrs 14 True love is when my boyfriend eats the pickles off my burger because l don't like them, even though he doesn't like pickles either. Like Comment and 14 others like this. Or you could both not eat the pickles. 3 hrs Like 64

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Asphalt

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Text - Q can a blind person Q can a blind person dream Q can a blind person see again Q can a blind person drive Q can a blind person cry a can a blind person see Q can a blind person become ias Q can a blind person see light Q can a blind person be a doctor Q can a blind person sleep with their eyes open Q can a blind person go to jail

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Text - some quack &+ Folgen @hurlarious my fav colour is also hitler BOUTIQUE SALES / CLOTHING & ACCESSORIES/ MY FAVORITI MY FAVORITE COLOR IS Jiter

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T-shirt - There are two types of people in this world: 1 Those who can extrapolate 1) from incomplete data "So two of my classmates just asked our professor if his shirt is missing a 2nd part."

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Text - Sol had a wedding in my Calendar for this Saturday and I was very stressed out becausel didn't know whose it was andI was afraid I was going to miss it. Then I realized that it was part of my 20 year plan and I set it like 5 years ago. It's my wedding, l'm missing my wedding. 15/08/2018, 01:48 52.9K Retweets 358K Likes

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/getfookenrekt 12h 6 8 O 11 1 7 6. 10 What is a common thing in your country but rare in others? 14,1k 8,3k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Frightnite20 • 7m FREEDOM!!!! 田 Reply Vote getfookenrekt : 6m That's a flag of Liberia

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Text - In my hungover state I went food shopping. Reached for a pack of sausages & someone reached at the same time so l stepped back & said "sorry you go ahead". I then realised l'd actually seen my own arm in a mirror & had apologised to myself in front of a lady handing out samples

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Transport - NORWAY Fuxing racist with his confedarate flag 9:10 AM · Jul 20, 2020 695 82 people are Tweeting about this Replying to @etrnl_classic It literally says Norway on top, holy fk 9:14 AM Jul 20, 2020

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Facial expression - VOU MATCHEO WITH ROZ ON S0 where did d you get that yoda dol haha it's just photoshopped no not the photo. i mean the yoda doll yeuh it's not a doll, unforturutely! anyways! what kinda movies do you like? besides Star Wars, presumably :) Sert so you just.put a fake image on your profile? that's literally the definition of catfishing, you're a liar and a sneak and I'm reporting you. not letting you fool anyone else with your little tricks. Carter 21 a Lives in Chicago O less t

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Text - 45 mins · A Is there any sort of book subscription for kids that exists where you order books and once you read them you return them and get more? 7 Comments Like לו Comment It's called a library. 01 38m Like Reply

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Font - Never let a stranger sit by themselves, you'll be surprised what tales they have to tell 9:32 PM · Dec 21, 2016 23.7K 9 6.2K people are Tweeting about this Replying to @spicyjumex Bro this is your grandma we go to church together cmon 9:07 PM · Oct 15, 2019

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Organism - I stole a packaged Ham from the store today & gave it a proper burial. Now the animal's soul can finally be at peace. RIP little buddy. t å Tribute video of burial to follow. #Vegan 169 27 180 281 Why not give it to someone who needs it more? This could have given a meal to a kid in poverty or a homeless person, not very thoughtful. 1 27 1 42 శ్రీ Replying to I would rather let them starve than feed them meat

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Product - "My wife's calculator wasn't working due to a lack of light so I told her to use her phone. This was not what I was expecting."

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Text - i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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Shopping Cart Theory Determines State Of Person's Morals

This quick and enlightening shopping cart theory aims to determine whether or not a person is good or bad. It boils down to whether or not a person decides to make the "right" choice when they are aware that nobody else is looking. Seems fair enough. Sometimes, it's not about that good act of wholesome kindness that you pull off when you know you'll receive recognition and praise. Instead, it can be a more pure reflection of your morality, when you're out there doing the right things without any inflation of your ego. 

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Shopping cart - : Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. 1.16 MB PNG

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Text - To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for

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Text - not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

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Text - A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

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Jerk Company Overworks And Underpays Female Employee, She Gets Last Laugh

Companies that put their employees through the ringer, overworking them while underpaying them, are the worst. It could be a toxic manifestation of higher-ups being so far removed from the inner-workings of the business itself that they have no appreciation for all the hard work that goes into the system, to keep it functioning. Or, maybe it's a willful blind ignorance. Either way, we love nothing more than seeing an employee fight back against a company that wronged them (and other coworkers). This woman's revenge was the definition of professional. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/EngrChik127 • 3h Disrespected, overworked and underpaid female employee gets the last laugh I have always been a hard worker thanks to my parents' work ethic and raising 3 kids on a shoestring budget. My dad took every bit of overtime he could get, missing holidays and never using vacation or sick time so my mom could stay home with us kids and have a hot meal on the table every night. When we were school aged, my mom went back to school and got a job where she could

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Text - So it was natural for me, the oldest of 3, to apply for jobs as soon as I turned 15, landing a retail position where I worked every hour allowed by my work permit. I saved up enough to buy a used car before I was even old enough to drive, and once I got my driver's license I worked 2 or 3 jobs at a time to save for college. I got a summer internship at my dad's company that led to me working my way up through the industry toward an engineering position, which I was already studying in col

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Text - As a salaried Jerks Inc. employee I was not paid overtime, but still worked a minimum of 60 hours a week, and often 80-100 hours a week when I worked at remote job sites all over the U.S., which was about 80% of the time. These jobs had me busting ass outside all day in the scorching summers of the southern U.S. to the frigid winters of the northern states. My manager at the time strictly enforced the policy of only 1 paid comp day after any given trip, even if l'd worked 2 consecutive 10

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Text - One day I was called into my manager's office and reprimanded for frequently using the company phone, designated for business use only, in the middle of the night. I pointed out every one of those calls on the phone bill were from our customers needing emergency technical support. He had no idea my job required 24/7 on-call response. After 5 years, I had a small team under me who put in the same grueling hours and enjoyed the same $500 "bonus" each year. I was repeatedly denied requests t

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Text - After a couple months, former clients started calling asking me to work on some big projects. When I told them they would need to call Jerks Inc., they said they already had and my entire team had quit shortly after I did, leaving no one there capable of doing the work they needed. I decided to start a side business intending to work a couple weeks per quarter, but when word got out I was back in the industry, it quickly became more than a full time gig. My old team had also refused to si

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Text - When my team and I walked into Jerks Inc.'s conference room for the first project meeting, the managers stared down at the table. I couldn't hide my huge smile as I handed out our rate sheet which was around 10 times more than they had paid us as employees. TL;DR: I quit working for a company where I was disrespected, grossly overworked and underpaid, and the company had to begrudgingly contract my newly created multimillion dollar company with all of their ex- employees, for the same wor

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Quick Tumblr Thread On Infuriating, Entitled Customers

The entitlement for some customers knows no bounds. This particular quick and relatable Tumblr thread will strike a chord for anyone who has ever muddled through working a customer service job. Some customers operate on this terrible frequency, where they think that just because they're customers, they can treat the hard working employees of the world that are there to help them, like garbage. No, no, no! Check out some more random funny Tumblr gems to fill those pockets, over here.

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Text - glumshoe Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up. "We should soon," I said, "Weather permitting." "Weather permitting'?" he asked. "Can you clarify what you mean by that?" "I mean... provided it gets cold enough," I said. "And why is that necessary?" "Because... snow... melts?"

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Text - glumshoe back in September I kept getting calls from people wanting me to make the monarch butterfly migration happen for their weekend picnics sir I do not have the powers you expect from me madameocotillo Working in a museum w/ a planetarium, we will often have public programs for big anniversaries like the 50th of Apollo 11, as well as for larger astronomical events like eclipses. Some years back we had a viewing party for a total lunar eclipse that happened to occur in the hours befor

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Text - It seriously the tested the patience of this woman after she had to explain for the umpteenth time, while she understood their concerns about getting to the museum at 5am, rescheduling the orbits of the Earth & Moon was just a tad out of her control. glumshoe GOOD LORD. It's funny, 'cause the children I used to teach at summer camp seemed to readily understand that I couldn't magically conjure an octopus or an orca, and that sightings of those things were up to both chance and perceptiven

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Text - lunarous When I worked at Disneyland no less than 3 people thought we had a giant glass dome underground that lifted up during the rain above the entire park like some kind of Disney version of Sandys House hermione-grimes "Will you disrupt Nature's routine, break the laws of physics, and ignore common sense for my sake, since l'm the customer and, therefore, very important?" Customer service in a nutshell. Source:glumshoe 47,374 notes

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Wife's Overheards Of Medical Student Husband

We love our collections of overheards here. Overheards are a great expression of all the crazy kinds of seemingly nonsensical things that we can overhear while out walking around this wild world. Sometimes, you can hear something and instantaneously recognize that no amount of context is going to provide clarity to that conversation. Peoples say some weird stuff. In this case, we have a quick and hilarious collection of things a wife's medical student husband was caught saying. 

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne Okay, posting these all to one thread so bear with me Did I tell you all about the time l thought I did a pretty hairdo and I asked my medical student husband how it looked, and he said.. "It looks like a uterus." 1:11 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ~insert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne KID TOY: When the light turns read, talk into the speaker! I'll turn it into a song! Okay, Go! HUSBAND: GYNOCOMASTIA 6:12 PM · 12/3/18 · Twitter Web App

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne WIFE: *showering, hears husband bounding into bathroom* 1) NORMAL HUSBAND: Time for sexy times! 2) MY HUSBAND: *excitedly* I JUST LEARNED WHY YOU GET CONSTIPATED BEFORE YOUR PERIOD STARTS, YOUR PROGESTERONE INTERACTS WITH SMOOTH MUSCLE TISSUE WHICH INCLUDES Y 1:13 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - vinsert Dolly emoji here~ @BuhRooklynne ME: okay two year old daughter of mine. Let's go read some books MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: I'm already reading to her. *looks back down at his school lectures* Causes of adrenal gland failure in the kidneys are as follows 1:21 PM · 11/4/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ninsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: *plops down on the couch exhausted after studying* ME: how are you doing? MSH: *automatically* Trophoblasts form the lining between the uterus and the placenta and can become cancerous but 90% of hpv infections are resolved by the immune system 7:26 PM · 12/5/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ninsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: I like this bread. It's soft, yet firm. Like a prostate should be. 8:15 AM - 12/8/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ~insert Dolly emoji here~ @BuhRooklynne ME: How are your patients at the hospital doing? MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: They're fine I guess. I mean, they are in the hospital. 9:17 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - winsert Dolly emoji here- @BuhRooklynne MEDICAL STUDENT HUSBAND: *doing a practice ear exam on me* aw babe you have the most beautiful tympanic membrane l've ever seen 7:54 AM 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Boss Plays Hardball With Customers Who Won't Pay Boat Deposit

When it comes to entitled and mistaken customers, there can be a lot that gets in the way of everyone getting what they want. In this case, it was the few customers who made nuisance (about a deposit they were told in advance) that got them put directly down a chute of harsh consequences.

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Text - Posted by u/MeesterPepper 5 hours ago You want to cancel your reservation? Okay! oc M About a decade ago when I was fresh out of high school, I got a summer job working at a lakeside boat rental/bait & tackle shop. My boss, Joe (not his real name) inherited the shop from his father and took a massive amount of pride in keeping the family business going. Still, he wasn't one to give into bullshit, and clearly took it personally when a customer complained about anything to do with the shop

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Text - Text - Our lake was a pretty popular trophy fishing destination due to how large the local mackinaw trout got. Bossman wanted to reward people who planned ahead by never charging "summer pricing" (approximately $150 more per day) on reservations. Naturally this resulted our boats getting booked out weeks in advance. The catch was we did require a completely refundable, $100 security deposit (we said in case of damages, but was mostly to guarantee they returned the boat). Of course, every

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Text - You see, dear reader, of the three marinas on the lake, we were the only ones that rented out boats - the other two only rented out space for boats to dock. They'd never ask about our competitors, so Joe never had any reason to inform them. Without fail, within the hour the customer would be back, having realized that they couldn't get a boat elsewhere. Usually at this point business would be picking up, meaning I'd be (loudly) answering questions about boat rentals for other guests, and

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Text - Joe would fake concern and tell them that unfortunately, all the boats have been reserved for weeks, so we're usually unable to accommodate walk-in rental requests. As luck would have it, we had a cancelation earlier today! Since they don't have a reservation, however, we have to charge the summer holiday pricing! Oh, and, just FYI, we require a completely refundable, $100 security deposit for all rentals. I hope that's alright with you! Edit: Clarifying, because it keeps coming up in com

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Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Assemble

We would really like for this to be true, but regardless of whether or not this is a work of pure fiction, it is certainly quite the engaging read. Plus, any situation involving a cheater getting it in the end, is a win in our books. Check out some more juicy content on cheaters losing with this cheater who got left on top of a mountain.

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Text - throwtime: I'm about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

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Text - She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her shit for her. This should make for an interesting story.

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Text - So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house. But I'm very proud to say, this ended without violence. Arrival:

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Text - So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of l'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like

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Text - your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and

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Text - behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of

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Text - relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE. Go take what you're looking for." Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely

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Text - guessing. We didn't even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn't enough, I guess they were letting

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Text - him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.... He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because "you guys look like you

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Text - have it under control, and l'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in 15 minutes. Delivery: So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't.

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Text - She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. "OMG what did you say to him?" Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff.

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Text - Then she got to my box and asked "Wtf is all that shit." So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then

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Text - unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... Chipotle?" And we all got burrito bowls. What a great day. Martial artists, nonviolence, and a seriously lovely little bit of harmless vendeance. I love this whole storv.

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Twitter Thread: The Brain's Response To Long Term Stress

Positive psychologist, Alexis Rockley, provides a quick rundown on the true state of disorientation that our brains are in right now due to this historically difficult time. 

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let me be clear (a thread): Those "all over the place" feelings you've been having? They are symptoms of stress, NOT personal failures of yours.

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Text - Do you feel FLAKEY + INCONSISTENT? That's b/c your brain doesn't know what news to brace for next, or what next month will hold.

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Text - Replying to @alexisrockley TIRED EASILY? That's because your brain is burning your energy 10x faster than usual. CAN'T SEEM TO FOCUS? That's b/c your brain has temporarily shut down some functionality in your prefrontal cortex-the part that juggles complex tasks + planning- due to the stress response.

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrock.. · 3d Feeling CREATIVELY BLOCKED? That's because your brain has temporarily diverted all its creativity (aka ability to solve novel problems) to "how do I avoid dying?" while in a narrowed, slow burn, fight-or-flight state.

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrock... ·3d v SUDDENLY DON'T GIVE AF about future-based goals, projects, or dreams like you used to? That's because your brain knows being short-sighted is a safer way to cope right now.

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrock... ·3d v Your plans, creativity, energy, focus + motivation are on a YO-YO right now, b/c your brain believes you need to be EXTREMELY ADAPTIVE. You will not be on this rollercoaster forever. Be patient with your brain. Sincerely, a positive psychology-certified coach + fellow human

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Cheating Ex Gets Left On Top Of Mountain

The look on this dude's face at the summit must've been a priceless spectacle to behold. We're no strangers to dramatic cheating stories here, but when it comes to the kinds of revenges that people will take on those selfish, cold-blooded cheaters, this scenario involving leaving a cheater at the top of the mountain is a new favorite. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/sushi-_-lady • 1d + Join I left my cheating ex on the top of a mountain TL;DR My ex cheated on me and I took him to the top of a high mountain, broke up with him, and left him without a ride home. He made it back safely Edit: thank you for all the awards kind strangers! I will be sure to pay it forward! I've been on reddit for a while now but have never had anything noteworthy to post so l'm excited about this despite it being a shitty time in my life, also l'm on my phon

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Text - So l've (f20) been dating this guy (m22) for a little over a year now and its been nice even though we have our differences. I love to work out (I mean I run up and down 14ers in my free time) and he's always been sorta lazy and out of shape but is still easy on the eyes so it's never been an issue. Recently though my girl friend was at a bar with some of our other mutual friends and coincidentally, and luckily, saw him out with the boys as he said he would be...but his ex was there with

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Text - literally live together) being preoccupied with college & work and everything that I've brushed off fell into place and I realized he was most definitely hooking up with his ex. He always stayed out late, would ignore my texts and calls for hours, hung out with his "friends" but never invited me and has always been ridiculously protective of his phone saying he wants to live his own life and it's private which I should've called him out on but l'm way too naïve I guess. This was my first

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Text - Anyways! He got home way late like 3am, I hadn't heard anything from my friend or him but had been staying up plotting my revenge because a break up over this type of thing isn't enough. I demanded that he give me his phone and when he refused I straight up said "then pack your shit and leave," he's not in the contract, just been staying with me and my roommate and giving me rent since covid started. I guess he didn't realize I would actually say something like that, I've always been supe

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Text - He said the classic shit like "I can be better, I never meant to hurt you" "I'm so sorry, you've been nothing but good to me" and the infamous "I can change." I had been waiting for that so I said "prove it, come on my hike with me tomorrow. Show me that you can change your ways and do something I like for once." I'm fairly manipulative, oops. I've been trying to hit a 14er (14,000ft+ mountain for those who don't live in Colorado) a weekend since the season started and

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Text - have been fairly successful only missing one week. I had been planning to finally do Long's Peak but he would definitely not have made it to the top so we did an easier one instead. Hiking up he was a bitch and we stopped about every thirty minutes for him making it a very boring 8 hour trip to the top. He was definitely trying to be nicer and sweeter than he has been but it was kind of just pathetic at that point, I already knew l'd never take back a cheater. When we got to the top he sa

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Text - the trail again but he was saying a buncha stuff that I mostly tuned out but I heard him say "slow down you're just gonna have to wait in the car, bitch" to which I said "just call a friend, or better yet your ex." I'm writing this in the car right now and since I don't have the reception hopefully it'll reach reddit while I go home. It was a pretty long hike so I doubt he'll be home for a while (he does have reception and there's a water fountain at the trail head, I made sure, I'm not t

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Text - disappointed with this as it's not that interesting and I didn't add to the revenge at all but this is apparently necessary. To all the people posting hiking horror stories and calling me psychotic, a little background on my ex: he grew up in Canada with an extremely outdoorsy family who loves to camp, taught him basic survival, and also forced him on hikes as a kid. We have both camped together and snowboarded together. I ensured his pack would be enough should he get lost. He had a surv

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Text - He got dropped off by his friend and sure enough did not feel like moving all his shit out which was fine, it was a long day. He slept on the couch and I got everything of his out of my room last night. I was going to help out downstairs with getting all the little things of his since he's pretty moved in but his ex showed up to help him pack so now l'm just in my room writing this. We talked a little bit last night because I was curious about well everything. He was extremely pissed but

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Text - longer. For those concerned about him having daylight left, people start 14ers way early in the morning, if they're not running up them, and we particularly started around 4:30 am, summited around 12:15 and he had plenty of time to get out before nightfall. Additionally, I'm not sure when it posted because it was my first and only post and I didn't get any notification thing that it ever went up while I was driving or when I was home, I woke up to all these comments. He's moving in with h

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Mom Discovers Dinosaur Toys, Assumes They're Bad News

This kid was clearly just appreciating how dang cool those grow-your-dinosaur toys are. I mean, who wouldn't want to grow a dinosaur if they had the chance. 

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Text - 000 Virgin LTE 6:10 PM 99% Messages (2) mom Details Can you put the black calculator in the mailbox please Mj needs it for her SAT Sure, is it in your room? Ya prolly in my nightstand drawer Or in the game room idk Subject iMessage

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Text - 00 Virgin LTE 6:10 PM 99% Messages (2) mom Details What are these? Ashley Carol I will not have drugs in my house. Come home right now. As soon as your dad comes home from California we will discuss your consequences. As for now your grounded and you will not be leaving the house, come home this instant. Subject iMessage

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Product - 000 Virgin LTE 6:10 PM 99% Messages (2) mom Details Ahahaha 3 Mom they arnt drugs lol Go put them in water Why? Just do it lol Subject iMessage

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Text - 00000 Virgin LTE 6:10 PM 99% Messages (3) mom Details Nevermind. You don't have to come home. ВАНАНАНА МОм омсе Why in the Earth would you buy these? I thought you were 16 not 7? Idk they looked cool Delivered Subject iMessage

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