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2020/09/29

The Bee Gees Storm Out Of Interview and more...

Sometimes enough is enough. The amount of cringe that ensues when they actually up and leave is pure, awkward gold.
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The Bee Gees Storm Out Of Interview and more...




The Bee Gees Storm Out Of Interview

 

Sometimes enough is enough. The amount of cringe that ensues when they actually up and leave is pure, awkward gold. 

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Paramedic Mountain Response With A Jetpack

 

This is one of those videos that makes the whole flying cars and everyone continually immersed in a virtual reality world kind of future seem like it's already arrived. Just imagine being on that mountain and seeing that dude cruise by. It'd feel like you accidentally walked through some kind of time traveling portal. 

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Tagged: cool , awesome , medical , futuristic , Video , win
       
 

Kid on Scooter Getting Chased By a Bird

 

Now this is what it's all about. Who knows what that bird wanted from that kid, but boy it wanted it bad. Pained screaming and utter freakout aside, props to that kid for staying on his scooter.

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Tagged: wtf , screaming , birds , kids , freakout , scooter , lol , bird
       
 

Loud Neighbors Deprive Family Of Sleep, Kids Take Revenge

This is certainly not the first time that we've encountered a case of neighbors being loud and inconsiderate, and we doubt that it'll be the last. With that being said, this particular scenario brought into play some loud neighbors that insisted on being a sleep-robbing nuisance. So, the kids decided to be their personal, unwanted alarm clock. All in all, the perfect recipe for a successful petty revenge. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/wolfmutt • 2d + Join You want to deprive our whole culdesac of sleep for years with loud music in the middle of the night? Let us be your alarm clock in the morning. I'm bad at titles, excuse me. Since we were but smol babs, our neighbors, their kids and their friends have had this...lovely habit of either driving into or straight tearing into the neighborhood with no regard for the safety and well-being of themselves or the rest of us and blasting pop and rap music from

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Text - No surprise, they took their sweet time and sometimes no one was picked up or maybe even dropped off. So you can imagine the pure, overwhelming joy we experienced when we found out some of the drivers only came into the culdesac to lean out the window to briefly talk to someone, all while that their music practically rattled the foundation of our houses. Our dad, at the time (and still) can work late into the night and early into the morning, sometimes coming home in the middle of the nig

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Text - Sick and tired after so many nights and morning having been woken up by or kept awake...it was quiet now and we were alone. It was time. Now, we were still exhausted but we rarely had opportunities where we were alone (and less likely to get grounded by our parents.) as they were not home. And so, as the sun began to peek over the trees like a Midwestern version of the opening to The Lion King, we carried a radio out of the house and stood at the end of the guilty neighbors driveway.

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Text - Cranking up the volume as high as it would go, put in our chosen weapon (a cassete tape of bagpipe music) and flicked the music on an gently waking the whole house...and probably every other neighborhood for several blocks with the song of our people. (It was not our intention to involve innocent people but we were pretty young and hadn't completely thought the whole plan through.) our lack of a complete plan was made very apparent as the front door flew open and out ran the parents. Our

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Text - No surprise but the neighbors were all not too happy with us, though only the one family snitched. We got in so much trouble for that...grounded for weeks. But it was worth it. While the cars kept coming into the culdesac at all hours, they no longer played music. We had won. 2 1 O 2 1 2.2k 69 1 Share

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Precious Gems From The World Of Scottish Twitter

Ah, yes, good old Scottish Twitter. It's a world rich in culture, and more than half the time we honestly can't understand what they're trying to say. That doesn't mean that Scottish tweets aren't mad fun to try and read out loud. If you enjoyed this batch of precious gems from the world of Scottish Twitter, we recommend checking out more funnies from Scottish Twitter over here.

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Text - Harlot @sharpbyname8 Told my dad I had a missus yesterday and it went Me-dad am with someone. Da- right is he local? M- am with a girl D- sound is she local?

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Product - Beth Chisholm @bethchissi They treat their staff like shite, give u 15 min of a break for 9 hours work and if someone drives away withoot paying then it comes off yer wages PrettyLittleThing O @OfficialPLT · 2d OMG There's a service station in Scotland that does all these Slushies NISO TUBBEES

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Technology - Сосо @nicole_kennedyy MY DAD IS CANCER FREE !!! Congratul ou icked it Here 4ucking go

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Skin - spivs @spivs0 when yer da hears a packet of maltesers open in the back of the car 16:21 · 25/09/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - John Stewart @john_stewart4 If we go back into lockdown does that mean we aw need to start running 5K's again?

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Text - Lauryn @LaurynDow Does anyone else only get out eh bed in multiples of 0 or 5, like it gets to 07:21 n am like nah av missed it al get up at 07:25 or am a mad

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Text - James Bowes @bowesyy101 Why do I (18) have to pay £1400 a year car insurance on a 1.0 litre can of shite when partially blind Dianne (72) pays £160 a year for a 4.0 litre Volvo tank? Followed her to Tesco's today and 70% of the journey she was on the curb... but I'm the one who is more of a danger?

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Text - Daniel Leonard @Daniel_Leonard It's no even a hangover a get anymore it's more lit being a bawhair away fae becoming extinct. Solid 12 hours lying in bed trying to communicate wae god to see if he'll do me a favour n either wipe me out or square me up

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Text - jstaunt @JohnnyStaunt Had an absolute reggie blinker, bought Jane a north face jacket, thought it was a bargain at £70 , thought I was buying an 8-10 women's, turns out it was an ages 8-10. Told the girl in shop it was a bday present for my girlfriend too.

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Text - DEAN HALLIDAY. @INDYCAMP261115 Just laughed my head off. Seemingly there has been mass cancellation of TV licenses in Scotland and someone said if they come to your door tell them there are 6 people there already... brilliant 16:53 · 17/09/2020 · Twitter Web App 216 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 608 Likes

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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People

Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

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Plant - LIFECYCLE OF A BUBBLE WAND - Purchase bubble wand for 3.99. - Blow bubbles using bubble wand to the magical delight of your child. - Child insists that it's their turn and that they 'can do it' themselves. - Hand bubble wand to child. - Child instantly pours all contents of bubble wand on to the floor. Everyone cries for an hour.

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Text - My Dad was tired or having to cut the crust off my bread when I was a kid, so one day he gives me my PB&J with the crust still on it. When I tell him that "it's wrong" because it has the crust, he responds "But don't you want to be a good whistler?" At the time I hadn't learned to whistle yet. He went on, "Think about it, you don't eat your crust and you can't whistle. I DO eat my crust and I CAN whistle." I gasp, "That's true!" and from that day on I ate my crust. (And yes, I am a good w

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Text - I was in a class Zoom call when there was a faint thud in the background, my teacher peered off screen for a sec, calmly remarked, "well, my daughter just ran straight into a wall" and continued to tell us about the structure of proteins.

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Text - My mother is a university instructor and when I was a kid at night she would tell me go to to bed because she had to do some "grading". I always assumed that she meant "grating" as in grating cheese so l would go to bed excited for all the cheese I would be getting in the morning. I pictured her in the kitchen with just mountains of cheese around her. I never got the grated cheese in the morning but I also never questioned the fact that it wasn't there.

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Text - 13m · : Just found out that my son has been telling people got "laid" instead of "laid-off". So there's that.

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Text - Justin @Justinkirby · 2h Replying to @side_questress As a father with a six-year-old in e-learning... This is real life. Teacher: "Does anyone have any questions?" - After a Language Arts class My son, promptly unmuting himself: "Why are giraffes so tall?" BRUH. Damn. 1 27 3 41 missionzero0000 @MissionZero0000 2h Your sons asking the real questions 1 27 12

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Text - Сосоа Мama @SeauxCocoa Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers. 5/30/18, 6:04 PM 21.1K Retweets 85.9K Likes >

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Paper - "I DROPPED THE TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET BUT THEN I WASHED IT"

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Child - Sean said the word...green

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Text - 08:59 & ing sky Q% 令all 97% news 21:26 / TODAY Had to text you this as you'd get a laugh out of it. Ivy is upset. She's on the verge of tears. She's sad because she can't watch TV whilst eating her breakfast. "The TV is on!" I tell her. She starts crying. "It's spongebob! You put it on!" I continue. No luck. "I! Can't! See it!" She sobs. "Then look at it??" I suggest. It works. "Oh! There's spongebob! Thank you Daddy" She smiles. She was sat sideways at her table and wasn't turning her he

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Text - Dear Willow Meow Me ow meaw Meow Meow Meow Meow MeOWMeon Meow MeoWMeow Meow Meow MOw Meow LOve, Jackson My friend's son wrote their cat a letter from summer camp

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Text - Sarah Z @marysuewriter when i was 12 i was obsessively into wicked and i told a girl in my class reading the wizard of oz that it was 'propaganda' 8:51 PM · 10 Sep 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - 5ive @5ive_zw i love how my 7year old nephew spells words. cum in her it is Fun

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Text - heythisisbecky: little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, "there, now you'll live until tomorrow" and one day he didn't kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive Source: heythisisbecky

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Text - • 5 months ago When I was 11, I put rocks in the microwave because I thought it would melt the rocks into lava 686 E 45 ...

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Adaptation - h @gothamsbatman Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: ATLANTIS ANTIS i 36.9K 11:58 AM - Jul 28, 2016

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Face - I want to be a football. Во

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Text - When I was about 3yo, my family moved across the country. They had movers come to pack everything into the truck and, when they were done, my mom found me crying in my bedroom. She asked what was wrong and, through my heavy weeping, I pointed out to her that they forgot to pack my walls.

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Text - 100! By I want 100 20llers but not 10O

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Text - My kid is crying because he wants 7 to be part of the alphabet. 9:33 PM 9/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Comfort food

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Text - G Why is bubble bath straberry flavor if you cant drink it - Google Search www.google.com 9:06 AM G I drank bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com 9:05 AM G My toenal hurts - Google Search www.google.com 9:05 AM G what happens if you drink bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com 9:04 AM 9:04 AM G can you drink bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com

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Text - Name each of the following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton

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Land vehicle

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Exercise machine - MEALTH

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Tagged: wtf , kids , parenting , lol , ridiculous , dumb , idiots , funny , weird , stupid
       
 

Prime Photoshop Trolls From The Master, James Fridman

In case you weren't already well aware, James Fridman is a legend when it comes to taking people's completely reasonable Photoshop requests, and crafting utter monstrosities out of them. But alas, therein lies all the fun. If you bother asking James Fridman for a photoshop request, you'd best be ready to have him put a wildly unexpected twist on it. Check out more masterful photoshop trolls from James Fridman over here.

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White - alex fjamie013 rdsEye Hey can you make me look like im in a really cool place and not a lake in the background Sure.

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Photograph - Mi al.com> to me - Hey James, Could you give me a summer body to go along with my wife's beautiful features? This is the best option I have until I can afford a gym membership. There you have it. Thanks in advance. James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com>

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Face - Hey photoshopster) Can u Sure. make my eyebrows bushy. Thanks!

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Physical fitness - Sven @gmail.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> to me Hi James, I love the work you do! I'm wondering if you could photoshop me a girlfriend? Sure. qurifriend

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Mountaineer - hotmail.com> James Fridman <tjamieU13@gmall.com> to me Hey man!!! Can you remove the lady at the back and make the pic looks more epic ;) You are epic.

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Travel - James Fridman efjamie013 Hey @fjamie013! Can you please adjust this Sure. picture in order to make me look as if I am holding that cliff? Thanks! 7:48 AM - 24 Jul 2016 1:02 PM - 27 Jul 2016

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Water transportation - Em @yahoo.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> to me Can you please make it so the girl on the left isn't staring at my husband and 1? Thanks! Done.

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People - Bgmail.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> to me Hello James! Can you please close my girlfriends eyes in this picture? :) thank you! Hope this helps.

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Fashion - James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Voilà. to me Hi James! I need your help. I lied to friends that I visited Paris, can you fotoshop me in front of Eyefell tower. Thanks very much!! =))

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Adaptation - egmail.com> to me Hi James, I want to post this prom photo of me and my friend but he's dabbing. Could you photoshop it so that he's not dabbing anymore? Thanks! James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> He's not dabbing anymore.

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Shoulder - An James Fridman efjamie013 * Follow Following @fjamie013 Jamesss, please make my booty bigggerrr, kim k style wanna make them bitches jealous hehe tnx! You got it. 18:46 PM - 8 Mar 2016 21:59 PM - 11 Mar 2016

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Employee Walks Out, Gets a Promotion

After dealing with a nightmare manager trying to force an impossible shift, this employee just said screw it and went home. Luckily, someone else saw the situation for what it was and actually made things right. It's rare but sometimes a higher up is actually sensible, like this cool CEO who fired a VP who pulled rank.

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Tagged: promotion , wtf , job , work , lol , story , quitting , win
       
 

Things that Don't Make any Dang Sense

The world is full of contradictions. We have biological rules and invented bureaucracies that make no sense. Things aren't named what they mean. We even have words that just seemed to have popped in from nowhere, and odd linguistic tics that are crazily inconsistent. For more stuff about this strange world, here are weird and specific facts to alienate strangers with.

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Karen Customer Wants Tip Back, Waitress Refuses

Love it when Karen asks to speak to the manager, and the manager ends up having the employee's back. As the waitress describes in this particular scenario, it was a lose-lose from the beginning. Thirsty husband insisted on having his beers, and Karen was having none of that. So, the waitress was doomed before she could even address the situation. A situation that was clearly destined to spiral out of control. 

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Text - AITA for refusing to return a tip AND telling a couple that I dont have time to play mediator? Not the A-hole I'm a 22 year old, female waitress at Texas Roadhouse. This is one of my two jobs to put myself through college. Most days are fine but other days are a living hell. Yesterday I was assigned a table that had a husband, wife and what appeared to be a teenage daughter (maybe 17). Everything was going smooth at first and the wife ordered a margarita. The husband then tried ordering a

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Text - Anyways, he keeps telling me he wants a beer. She keeps telling me no. In this industry, situations like this are a lose/lose for waitresses. If I get him the beer, wife wont tip. If I dont get him the beer, he wont tip. Damned if I do, damned if I dont. So while they were arguing AT me, I said "Listen, I really dont have time to play mediator here." They went silent. I went and got both of them their alcohol. Daughter gives me an apologetic look upon my return, presumably because her mot

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Text - Flash forward to after their meals. Husband has had 2 beers at this point. Wife has stopped drinking and glares at me everytime I return. Wife and daughter go to the car while husband pays. Husband drops me a $40 tip on a $68 tab. I told him I couldnt accept it. He insisted. Eventually I pocketed it. Wife comes in an hour or so later demanding that I give her the $40 her husband gave me, stating that I was a terrible host and went against her and I dknt deserve a tip. She got my manager i

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Text - obligated to give you her tip. You left the restaurant and the tip has already been processed. Have a nice night." She was fuming, screaming at me about how much of an AH I was for supplying her husband alcohol after she said no. Other guests started chiming in saying that she was being ignorant and that I was doing my job, which is to provide guests with what they want and said that it wasnt MY fault that she was a controlling wife. She storms out. Given the fact that I was put on the sp

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Text - poiplefruit • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [11] 2 Awards Nta imo, manager has your back (which is good!) and the other customers as well. Really she's pissed at her husband not you. Edit- I think some people are reading this as if I think the wife is a harpy and drinking and driving is fine, I don't, and I have no idea what happens in their life, for all I know he pulls this shit all the time, or she's the one who always has a glass of wine and he never gets to, etc etc. Just it's clear the ac

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Text - Bearx2020 • 23h • Partassipant [1] Absolutely NTA. He gave you that tip, not her. He was probably glad you stood up to her because he can't. She seemed controlling and confrontational off the bat. My mum is like this, if anything doesn't go the way she wants it, she loses it with everyone around her. I'm 29, I can't even order a steak in front of her without her telling me it's wrong and changing my order like l'm a child. If I change it back, she throws a tantrum. Btw, she does it wrong.

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Text - declined, mother got huffy as fuck, throwing a tantrum about how we don't do anything with her but wouldn't pay for us. So it was a tantrum for tantrums sake. Dad took us off to get an ice cream and slipped us the cash, told us to act like we did a recount and could afford it. Did the trip, it was crap and definitely not worth it. A few days later my parents are arguing about how my dad is so careless and disgusting. Asked what was up and she started screaming how my dad has lost €50 and

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Text - whitewer • 1d • Partassipant [2] Nta, you did your job. You didn't make the husband give you the tip and you stated you tried to give it back. She had no right to come back getting mad at you, that was something she should have taken up with her husband Reply 143 ...

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Text - Father-Son-HolyToast • 22h NTA. Even in the worst case scenario (say the husband is a raging alcoholic whose drinking is destroying the family, and has sworn up and down to his wife he'll quit), you did nothing wrong here. If an adult orders a beverage they're legally permitted to order, that's all there is to it. His wife's feelings on his order is a private matter between the two of them. Your only responsibility is to decline to overserve a very drunk person, especially one who's plann

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Text - candyman_93 • 1d Definitely NTA. And why would she blame you for her being a controlling wife? She seems to have done that herself Reply 38 ...

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Text - HauntofhighAFtower • 1d • Partassipant [3] How could you possibly be an asshole in this situation. Did you just need a venue to vent this all happened? Who in the history of ever would be guilty that a petulant customer CAME BACK to harass you and demand money back that her husband freely gave you? I get you are 22, but if you are a server surely you must realize people are horrible monsters and we all here wouldn't collective label you an asshole even if you punched the woman in the face

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Text - poonbert • 21h NTA, but were you really unsure before you posted this? Feels more like it's just a satisfying story that you wanted to share, like it belongs on r/pettyrevenge I mean there's just no way you actually thought we might call you an asshole for this. You don't need our input on this situation at all. Reply 61 ...

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Text - ReallyReilly • 21h ΝΤΑ. ΝΤΑ. ΝΤΑ . I've been bartending and FOH management for over a decade. These situations are the worst- you're totally right about them being a lose-lose. You did exactly what I would have done in that situation. I absolutely would have served him the beer he ordered and I absolutely would have kept the tip. He was of age and not intoxicated: he wants a beer he gets a beer. He paid the tab and left you the tip. Even if HE came back in asking for the tip back I wouldn

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Text - sobrokeitafunny • 23h • Partassipant [4] NTA. He's a grown man, if she didn't want him to have a beer then they should have talked about it long before the ever sat down and he should have agreed to it. You are not the wife's friend, buddy, confident, or co- conspirator. It is not your job to help her control a grown adult that is making a reasonable request. Reply

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Text - MKX_Projects • 22h NTA for keeping the tip, but there were definitely better ways of handling it than saying "I dont have time to play mediator." ...something like "I'll give you more time to decide" and walking away would have been better imo Reply 15 ...

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Text - chatondedanger • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [12] NTA. You are not customers mothers. It's not like you over-served him. Glad your boss backed you. She has some nerve coming back there. Reply ...

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Text - ramvan • 21h NTA, you are the server not the marriage counselor. I'm not sure that bringing the beer was the best choice, maybe pulling a "let me give you a few more moments to decide" might have let them get the fight over with while you were away from the table, but I don't think there was a right answer for you. Reply ...

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Text - Silver-Thing2724 • 22h • Asshole Aficionado [11] NTA This will be a fun story once emotions die down. She was waaaaaayyyyy out of line and her coming back to take your money is laughable. Waitressing is tough work and that was a hard situation. You did what I would do. You, as a waitress, could actually get in trouble for not providing your service if the husband were to complain. Nothing happens if his wife complains but some headache Reply ...

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Text - unrepentantbananas • 16h • Partassipant [1] NTA, he was over 21, he ordered the beer, he paid for it, and tipped you. You tried to refuse the tip and he insisted, and their entire party had left. If your shift had ended before she came back, she couldn't have gotten "her" money back either way. Even if he is an alcoholic, it isn't your responsibility as their server to be the alcohol police. Maybe you could have said something a little differently, but you weren't wrong, just maybe not th

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Text - Katt_ler • 22h • Asshole Aficionado [19] NTA, their marital squabbles are not your responsibility to sort out. Your job was to give them food and drink, not therapy. Their poor daughter, though, wow. Reply Vote

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Text - ReeveStodgers • 21h NTA I suspect a big part of why you feel guilty is that $40 is a lot of money for you for one tip. When you have less the value of money is magnified. Those people have plenty of money to be eating out and ordering a bunch of drinks. If you take the amount of money out of the equation (imagine it had only been $1) I think it will be easier to feel that you're NTA. The wife was trying to punish you because she has little power to punish her husband. | Reply 1 Vote ...

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Tumblr Thread: Horse Sizes are Ridiculous

Leave it to people to parse out the extreme limitations on what you can do with horse genetics. They just get so dang big, it's hard to think about realistically. For some interesting junk about horses and their weirdness, here's a tumblr thread on a "master" in animal sciences getting schooled on horses.

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Horse - beeftart horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses d.com this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

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Horse - and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

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Horse - hostilepopcorn fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

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Horse - you look at this and think "wow that's a horse i bet I could ride that" but you'd be wrong because this is an american shetty and it's the size of a large dog K

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Vertebrate - also fun fact, this is the world's smallest horse, thumbelina

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Horse - and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme wodneswynn I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

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Shady Landlord Defeated By Moral Enforcer

Oh boy, this tenant literally didn't give up until the slimy landlord saw life as they knew it upended. This just goes to show that knowing your tenant rights can be an absolute game-changer when it comes to dealing with landlords that are trying to pull a fast one on you. Unfortunately, that's not all too of an uncommon occurrence. For more juicy landlord drama check out the time a landlord refused to fix some broken windows, and then it ended up costing him thousands of dollars.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/lilliesdaddy • 1y I wont give up til you are no longer a landlord Special thanks to the reditter who helped me to learn proper formatting. u/Rhamona_Q. Warning! This is a long read but the comments indicate it may be worth your time to read. I regretfully got an apartment with what is in my opinion the worst landlord ever. This man, I will call entitled dick or ED, has the audacity to call himself a good person in court. Let me fill you in. I got an apartment shortly

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Text - All was well for the first few months, then winter hit and the heat went out. It took three days to get ED to even answer his phone. By that time his voicemail was full of complaints from his freezing cold tenants. He told me the law gave him reasonable time to fix it. We went two more weeks with no heat using our stoves and camping in the kitchen in our respective apartments. When ED got his electricity bill he attempted to raise the rent on the apartments. Obviously he was not allowed b

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Text - This is where my OCD kicked in and I went full research mode. I studied every law in regards to federal, state and city landlord tenant laws and rights. I found so many violations it was no longer funny but scary. I studied building code, I studied the condition of all of his apartments. This was easier due to the fact I was either friends with his tenants or had gone there to repair damages caused by frozen pipes and electrical outlets failing due to shoddy wiring and so forth. ED had pi

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Text - But ED had his own plan. January 2nd at two AM I was awoken by the smoke detectors in the whole building going off. I quickly ran to the back hall because no smoke was in my apartment yet but I was on the top floor. I opened the door and was greeted by a thick wall of smoke. I quickly ran downstairs after shouting for my GF at the time to get out of the house quick. I pounded on every door and screamed fire. I got as many people as possible to evacuate but the floor with the fire no one w

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Text - Two weeks later the results were released. ARSON! The tenant had used hairspray to start the fire and hid the evidence in a hole she punched into the wall. The very person who had been given money by the landlord. Ironically she was the only tenant who had paid rent in the whole building because she had started moving in two days prior. I had not known she was now a tenant and her sister and kids had moved out the day before. I looked at ED and told him "I know what he had done" and I was

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Text - I formulated a new plan. I sucked up to him and made it known I am a computer tech. ED had a few broken computers and some printer and network issues. I was in. We worked a deal on payment for back rent. I knew he was not good for his word but it was all part of the plan. Once I got his passwords and logins I copied his entire HDD to my portable one. I copied all emails in his business account and printed his financial records on my wifi printer which was next door. After I "fixed" his co

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Text - The next month I was given another eviction notice. Still he is losing money due to the fact I was teaching his tenants landlord tenant rights and the laws associated with it. ED kept losing his court dates and kept being told to fix stuff and was continuously fined by the courts and the code enforcement. He was sinking fast. Back to that fire, the woman living there was arrested for arson and charged with two counts due to the "accidental" electrical fire on New years day turned out to b

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Text - Needless to say spending the winter without heat took a toll on us tenants. We bought electric heaters and informed the power company that the landlord had shut off all the power to all his building and was requiring the tenants to pay for their own power. Well apparently his illegal wiring caught up to him. He had wired apartments to run off each other and the common areas were now attached to wiring in every apartment. This put ED in a rough position as local law says it's the landlords

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Text - ED was panicking. He kept losing in court, people were legally withholding rent, he couldn't shut off services, and the fines were debilitating. He kept blaming his tenants and refused to repair things. One by one the buildings were condemned and ED was required to pay for relocation of his tenants by law. Well he didn't. He couldn't! He was arrested for attempting to sell three buildings the city confiscated from him and for selling one that was condemned. ED got what he deserved. He los

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Text - I have since gotten a new apartment and everything he owned has been taken by the city, state, and IRS. I have not seen ED in three years and all of his properties have been bought by someone new, repaired, and have all new tenants who are happy with their new landlords. The old tenants got better places with decent landlords. And what about our wonderful entitled dick? He is serving multiple sentences for the crimes he has committed and is already not getting out anytime soon yet the inv

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Design Failures That Could Use Some Work

Designing stuff is hard, and it's conducive to all kinds of design fails. If it's a sign, you have to check for embarrassing spelling mistakes. If it's a building, you have to make sure there aren't any pipes going straight through any staircases. People are pretty good at their jobs in general, but there are still a lot of impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments.

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Property - KLIKO

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Organism - CONGRATULATION YOU HAVE CANCER JUNE 21 JULY 22 A SUMMER BABY YOU WERE BORN

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Bridge

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Spider-man

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Pink - 12 FOCCTPO POCCHII

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Advertising - SALE BUY 3 GET 2 BUY 2 GET 1 TERHNA CON HTIONS APPLY

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Property

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Teddy bear

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Playground

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Toilet

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Inflatable

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Yellow

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Text - Đoit Rethink your brand name. Christ. SINGLE EDGE RAZOR BLADES cuchillas de afeitar de un solo filo 314396 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 5

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Sculpture

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Sitting

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Text - NOTHING IS POSSIBLE 1ON

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Blue - ebola Designs Just for you

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Room

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Landmark - MATTRESS FACTORY

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Asphalt

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Table

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Lane - STOP ALL WAY

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Cartoon

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Text - NEVER UP 3 96 70 A4

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Dirty Insider Secrets In People's Professions

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the dirty insider secrets from people's professions. This is definitely one of those threads that brings the mind the old saying that "ignorance is bliss." There are some things better left to the unknown. 

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Text - lady_laughs_too_much • 1d I work in a medical lab. I see people touch everything without gloves ALL THE TIME. I also see people use their phones with gloves on ALL THE TIME. Reply 1.0k ...

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Text - Count2Zero • 1d Consulting: In many cases, your boss hired us because he doesn't trust your ability to do the job. We will go talk to you, take your ideas, package them nicely, and present them to your boss. And charge your company a small fortune while doing this. If your boss realized that you really are competent, we'd be out of work. Reply 816 ...

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Text - appa-ate-momo • 1d People in the military make wasting time an artform. The sheer amount of hours we spend getting compensated by taxpayers to do absolutely nothing is astonishing. Reply 810 ...

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Text - baller5 • 1d The code behind the software/application you're using is an absolute mess Reply 588

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Text - Holaroooo • 1d Health insurance. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. If we refused to cover something for you, COMPLAIN. File a complaint with the Department of Insurance in your state. Complain to your Human Resources department if it's employer-provided. So many people accept the first thing they're told. Don't. Be aggressive. Reply 1.4k ...

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Text - StrangeJournalist7 • 1d Pricing for custom work is very subjective. Treat us well and we'll figure the price very fairly. Act like a jerk, there are plenty of ways to pad the bilI. Start the conversation by demanding a discount and the price goes up 20% before your precious 10% discount comes off. Reply 500 ...

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Text - MatrixGodfather0435 • 1d A whole lot of IT guys aren't that tech savvy. They just know how to Google well. Reply 1.0k ...

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Text - SaltyChickenDip • 1d We don't know how to use the software we make Reply 289 ...

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Text - Beekatiebee • 1d Old school outlaw truckers absolutely do still exist. If you ever have a livestock truck that's tricked out blow by you doing triple digit speeds at night, he's waaay overweight and running illegal logs. Most trucks are lumbering beats of burden, but anything agricultural stopped progressing with the rest of the laws two decades ago. Reply 314 ...

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Text - tierneyb • 1d I'm in marketing and write a lot of press releases. Unless someone was actually interviewed by a reporter, every quote you read was written and thought up by someone other than the person allegedly saying it. Reply 1 107 ...

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Text - Mercurydriver • 1d I work in construction. I have a lot to say but l'll leave you with this one; never look behind the walls, in the ceilings, or in any crawl spaces or otherwise tight and infrequently visited places in your house/building, unless you want to find soda and beer cans from decades past. Reply 331 ...

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Text - DerpWilson • 1d If you call a drain cleaner to clear your bathtub and all it is just a bit of hair right on the strainer, he will probably just run the snake for 10 minutes to sound busy and charge you full price. Reply 255 ...

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Text - DonBocUlosis96 • 1d The majority of welders have no certifications, tickets, professional training or qualifications. They just get an opportunity to try it and stick with it. On a daily basis I see lifting points, holding several tons, welded incorrectly and not tested. Reply 78 ...

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Text - ditasaurus • 1d Call Center Agent working for customer service. We will put you on hold and pretend to ask the supervisor, but actually we will bitch about you.We cannot change company policy for you. But if you are polite we will try our most to bend the rules for you, because we deal with so many entitled people. Worst the ones pretending that they are smarter than you and don't really need your help, but desperatly need your help. Reply 377 ...

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Text - Johannes--Factotum • 1d I work in a pharmacy Yes, we drop some of your pills on the floor, and yes we put them back in your bottle. Reply 326 ...

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Text - drax3012 • 1d I used to work admin for a hospital and they would purposely overbook patients for appointments in the hope that some would not make it. Whilst this meant that we got through the amount of patients relatively easily, every now and again, the department waiting room (which was basically a corridor with 4 chairs on the side) would be full of pissed off patients who are all booked for the same time slot and won't be seen until 2 hours after their arrival. Reply 1 96 ...

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Text - foundingwaitress • 1d Don't order well done steak. Cooks usually save the worst pieces to overcook. Reply 325 ...

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Text - Cheetodude625 • 1d For the short time I worked as a financial advisor in training, the reason some people got promotions/better pay than all the other people who were better qualified was due to some people complaining/backstabbing other employees on a daily basis. Yes, corporate raiding/shark tactics is common and that everyone around you is trying to screw you over/ gain an upper hand. Also, don't be surprised by nepotism. Reply 108 ...

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Text - indarye • 1d higher education: many people who are paid specifically for being smart are in fact really dumb. Reply 286 ...

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Text - 5 years in new and Car dealer here- new cars will ALWAYS have a backend of 1,000-1,500 dollars they can give away if not more. Always say you will sign at X price-2,000. They will come back at 500 off, offer 1750, they come back at 800. Offer 1,500 off, they'll come back at 1,000. For finance, EVERY warranty and Gap insurance produce is negotiable. They are looking to hit metrics. Ask them to flip the screen around, show you the raw cost and add 100 to it. Works every time. Also, most bac

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Text - TerrificTenor • 1d In pest control when we come to spray your place if you demand we spray some areas that legally we are told not to, such as chair cushions, couches, entire doors for example, we'll straight up fake it and through in some fancy chemical words to make it sound like we did. Sorry but not sorry, we'll do the best we can cause we know pests can legit be a medical problem and we want nothing more than to help, but we don't care if you say "just off the books lol" we're not ab

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Text - alwaysmyfault • 1d I wouldn't call this "Dirty", but still somewhat of a secret. The bank I work for has a credit card disputes department. If you file a dispute under $25, they won't even investigate it, they will just credit your account and resolve the dispute. It costs them more in chargeback fees/labor costs, than it does to just give you $25. Reply 26 ...

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Text - BlushingGardener • 1d I worked at a cheese packaging factory a few years ago. We got big blocks of cheese in, cut them or shredded them, then packaged them for sale. All the same blocks of cheese, but we'd change the film and suddenly it's a different brand. Next time you go to Walmart and think the more expensive shredded cheese must be higher quality, think again. Just get the store brand. It all came from the same blocks. Reply 96 ...

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Text - Fien07 • 1d I'm a baker, not at my current job but my former, the boss was tight as hell, didnt buy in wholemeal flour, for wholemeal bread we used 100% white flour with gravy browning Reply 58 ...

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Text - G13G13 • 1d I used to work under a contractor and typically most contractors just get workers straight from Home Depot that morning and get them to do the job. A lot of the time they don't even know how to do the job and are doing it for their first time that day. Reply 19 ...

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QVC Hosts Argue If Moon Is A Planet Or Star

 

Stay in school, folks. Sit back and watch a couple TV hosts argue over whether or not the moon is a planet or star. It somehow gets worse as the video progresses. 

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