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2020/10/04

Contractor Dodges Delusional Choosing Beggar and more...

The level of entitlement in this scenario is truly beyond comprehension. We just don't understand how people end up losing touch with reality like this. There's no possible way to reason with anyone approaching a negotiation like this.
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Contractor Dodges Delusional Choosing Beggar and more...


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Contractor Dodges Delusional Choosing Beggar

The level of entitlement in this scenario is truly beyond comprehension. We just don't understand how people end up losing touch with reality like this. There's no possible way to reason with anyone approaching a negotiation like this. 

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Text - Thanks for getting back to me so quickly, but that price is way too high. My budget is around $5,000. Hi - when we went over the design, all the materials you chose were far over $5,000. The custom tiles 60 x 30 are worth more than $5,000 alone, not to mention all the other things included in the Scope of work.

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Text - What Tiles can't be that much, I can get them cheaper myself.

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Text - If you'd like I can send over new paperwork where you are responsible for the purchases and I am simply the installer. I'd need a list of the stuff you plan on buying so I can quote appropriately. If I'm buying the stuff you should have a flat fee install, no?

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Text - Well I have to base it off what we are installing. If you decide to go with quality items, they can take longer or be harder to install. If you go with simple stuff I can probably help you out. Simple stuff? Excuse me? I don't think we are on the same page when we spoke last time I made it clear quality is key. I don't know what you expect with a $5,000 budget.

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Text - I expect to get what we agreed on. You told me you can start Monday - I expect that to happen at the price we agreed upon. No price has been agreed on. I am not sure where the confusion is - but let me help explain. You accumulated over $30,000 in materials for this bathroom. Some of which have huge wait times, like the custom tiles which take 8-12 weeks and are imported from Italy. I told you I can start the demolition and run the lines, but that would mean you have no bathroom while we

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Text - Look we agreed upon the scope of work, you have to do what we discussed. Go to a McDonald's, take a look at their bathroom, that's what I can give you for $5,000. Rude. There's a million contractors, it's Manhattan. Imagine being so entitled - you are not that good. True I don't deserve you. Good luck with your project! Thanks, goodbye.

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Tenant Takes Revenge On Evil Landlord

Nothing melts our hearts like seeing an evil and maniacal landlord get righteously taken down by a tenant who simply had enough of their BS. It sounds like this particular landlord was a waking nightmare. Like, my dude, you cannot walk into a tenant's apartment without giving notice. There are laws in this strange existence that we call our own. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/ArizonaAvenue • 107d + Join Revenge on Evil Landlord When I was in University, l'd heard stories about horrible landlords of student housing but hadn't experienced it myself... Until third year, when it felt like we got 3 years worth of shitty landlords all in one go. It began when I heard noises in the wall behind my bed at night, I brushed it off for a while until I realised that it was an animal in the wall.

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Text - I told the landlords the next day, and they immediately played dumb, acting as if I was stupid in front of my housemates for suggesting that something could fit inside of a wall. That was the first alarm bell, why immediately try to embarrass me into dropping it? After explaining that I know what a cavity wall is, she asked if we'd seen anything in the kitchen (oddly specific, we didn't think about it until later). From then on her husband delt with us, we weren't aware that he was our la

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Text - The rat disappeared into a hole in the (completely crumbling) kitchen wall and the landlord claimed that we made it up, and that they'd never had a rodent problem (I contacted the previous tenants through facebooking names I found on letters for them that had been posted to us by mistake; the property had had a rat problem for the last 3 years before we moved in at least). I set a rat trap and caught one, took photos, and sent them to the landlord to tellI him to sort the problem out. He

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Text - To cut the rest of the setting the scene part of the story short; we called the council who sent a pest control team, while on their visit one of the men took my housemate to one side and told her that our landlord is evil and he is known for getting nasty. They told him that it wasn't our fault that there were rats, it was his, and he screamed in my face until he was bright red about how I was a terrible person and was trying to take him down for no reason (one of my housemates had to le

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Text - It was written into our contract that we had to be notified 24 hours in advance if anyone needed access to the house, which included house viewings. I began my mission; stop any other students from getting stuck in this hellhole. The house was being shown by agents so it made it fairly easy. I left the rat traps in prominent places, casually explaining why we needed them if asked, and if I felt I was being too subtle, making a fake show of "oh gosh, please ignore the rat traps! The landlo

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Text - The agents never said anything to me directly, and because we had to be notified I could always make sure I was home when there was a viewing (my housemates fully supported my revenge, but I was the woman of action in the house, when I'm sure l'm in the right I will do what's necessary to make things right). That was until they tried to turn up unannounced one day, not even knocking, just unlocked our front door and walked in. Luckily I was in the house, and kicked them out for not inform

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Text - No new tenants had signed for the house by the time we were free of that hell hole, it's been two years now though so I have no idea what happened to the rat house. ETA: Firstly, I can't believe this post got so popular! This is my first post on reddit so thank you had a lot of people asking where this was because they had similar experiences, at the risk of him seeing it (and trying to sue me again) it was in Southampton. Apparently there are a lot of similar (shitty) landlords out there

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Quick Funny Tumblr Thread On Food Allergies

This quick and entertaining Tumblr thread has us witness the online spectacle that is a Tumblr user potentially learning for the first time that they're allergic to citrus. While we're on that note though, what's with the whole eating ants thing? Like, come on, man. That being said, this thread should definitely serve as an educational reference point for anyone who has ever found themselves with an unexplainable itchy throat after eating bananas/avocados/fruits/etc. Oh, and honey isn't supposed to burn. That's no good. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how people's brains turn off around pets.

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Text - @eggzbian-deactivated20191126 orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op I think you're probably allergic to citrus?

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Text - luckylesbiano is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like grimehands kramergate every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go "oh that sucks I can't imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!" and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat- itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

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Text - noxtheox kramer i'm still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing kramergate I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

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Text - darkersolstice Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn't untilI was about 26 or so! solarpunkarchivist Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

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Text - justketerthings Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently demonsgold YALL calamity-ashley Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

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Text - ryukohime • 15h I forgot I'm allergic to nickel once and I wore a nickel- plated watch and I couldn't figure out why my wrist got sore and itchy and bumpy Three months later I was still wearing it daily and my mom was like "honey I think that's nickel. You know you're allergic to nickel, right?" Also l'm lactose intolerant and there is nothing and no one that can stop me from eating a whole block of cheese/family-size pizza/pint of ice cream in one go. Sometimes I remember to take my pill

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Text - Luvlygrl123 • 15h Had to explain to my bf that no, honey is not spicy nor does it tingle Reply 221 PaynefullyCute • 12h This exact tumblr thread was what made me realize I am allergic to honey (or something in it? idk). Cause I assumed it was supposed to make your mouth and throat a little bit burny feeling. Cause it's a load of sugar, and some sweets do that too, and maybe the sugar in honey is just like those sweets? Nope, allergy. No wonder it never actually helped my throat beyond the

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Text - strtdrt • 16h I have this with banana/avocado! Only found out it's not normal as an adult :D Reply 27 HauntedMeow • 14h For some reason banana/avocado allergy can develop into an allergy to all sorts of fruit and vegetable skin. Happened to a friend of mine. So watch out for that. 20 ucchan801 • 9h This is exactly what happened to me too. Started with bananas (I thought the the itchy tongue and throat that came with it was normal as a kid). Then it later developed to include avocado, wate

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Spelling Fails That Mangled Words Up Nice

You can't sit down and make everyone spell the way you'd like them to, so you're just kind of left with seeing the mistakes where they arise and laughing about them when you can. Who knows what the cause is for all of these spelling fails. It could be public schools, sheer ignorance, aggressive autocorrect or a combination of all three.

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Text - llow What is your attitude towards cannibals? like when you jump in the pool? hhahahhaa. ummm make a huge splah and ya win the competition Imfao. Follow did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

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Text - * * Don't waste your money Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2020 Verified Purchase I've been ordering a lot of stuff off Amazon something's I've been happy with while others not. This is totally a waste of money!!! It did Absolutey nothing. Yah there's directions but you need a Magna Find glass. So after reading everything I decided to try it, well there was no vacuuming sucks let alone getting black heads out! Being so mad I just put it back into the box 9 people found this hel

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Plastic bottle - STAY HIGH DREADED

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Font - 5h Personally, I'm terrified of the final front ear.

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Text - I will literally never understand when someone tells me "the world doesn't evolve around you", like umm this my life??? It should evolve around me and my actions, and what I choose to surround myself with, that's why it's MY life?? 9:29 AM 9/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Idk guys. What if like...what if The Office is just a meaty okra show?

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Man Misunderstands Common Phrase, Girlfriend's Dad Suffers A Shock As Result

It's hilarious how one simple and completely innocent misunderstanding can go on to inspire quite the hilarious chain of events. In this particular scenario, this guy misunderstood his girlfriend's dad when they were having a conversation, and basically ended up asking the poor guy if he could have his blessing to cheat on his daughter. At least they were all able to have a good laugh about it after the fact. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/ChainedEagle • 22h TIFU by telling my Girlfriend's Dad that our relationship was in decline and I would be asking his permission to have an affair. M This happened last month during a staycation in the U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend's (25F) family. My GF, her mum and her sister decided to go shopping for the day. Her dad, sister's boyfriend and I headed for the pub. We were about 3 pints in when the FU began.. GFs Dad: "OP, how long have you and my daughter been together no

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Text - Here is where it started to unravel. I couldn't recall the exact meaning of the phrase "7 year itch" but i thought it was meant to be a tongue in cheek question, basically asking if my GF was getting impatient about when I was to propose and when we would get married. Except, It doesn't mean that at all. Me: "Yes, in fact, I have been thinking about it more and more recently and I expect it to be on the cards soon. Of course, when the time comes, I will ask for your blessing." My GFs dad

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Text - After dinner that night, I asked my GF if her Dad was okay as he seemed off with me. I briefed her on the conversation in the pub. She stopped me halfway through, with a huge grin on her face, struggling to contain her laughter. She went on to explain that the phrase "7 year itch" is in fact a saying or popular belief that after 7 years, a relationship or marriage declines and often results in one of both parties having an affair.

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Text - So in essence, I told my girlfriend's father that I had been thinking about the decline of our relationship and when the time came, I would be asking his blessing to sleep with other women. Thankfully, my future in- laws are good people. Once I explained my FU and apologised, they laughed it off and we forgot about it :) TL;DR I misunderstood a common phrase and effectively told my girlfriend's father that our relationship was in peril and I would be asking his blessing to have an affair.

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Text - 1. There are a few people calling me out and calling me an arsehole for wanting to ask permission to marry my girlfriend. First of all, I would like to say this is a common and traditional practise in the U.K. one which I don't particularly agree with. That said, my girlfriends family are very traditional people and would likely be offended if I didn't ask. I am going to respect their traditions, even if I don't agree with them. My girlfriend is fully aware of this and agrees it is the ri

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Text - 2. Many people have questioned why the hell my girlfriends dad would ask that and they are trying to somehow psychoanalyse the situation. I have known my girlfriends dad for many years, we are good friends and often go to the pub, watch football etc. He didn't ask the question seriously and was joking. I think it was meant rhetorically and my response took him by surprise (probably the stupidity of it) and was trying to make sense of it before the girls turned up shortly and we had to lea

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Terrifically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Work isn't all that much fun, so most of us try to develop a series of shortcuts to get ourselves through the day that much faster. Sometimes these can get a bit out of hand, look ridiculous, ruin other people's good work or become a nuisance, but hey, that's the way of the laziness blade. This world is chock full of "not my job" moments of advanced laziness.

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Tumblr Thread: People's Brains Turn Off Around Pets

Seeing an adorable puppy or kitten is much like seeing an adorable baby; you're pretty much rendered senseless and devolve into some kind of nonsensical, muttering mess who is helplessly overwhelmed by adoration. It isn't necessarily a bad thing, and it's a condition that seems to affect us all at one point or another. 

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Text - systlin S ilurvmymarmotte Follow ... veinitas me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat lurknomoar Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don't know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

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Text - quizzicalqueek But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy'? lurknomoar Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of 'bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun', but sometimes I say 'hey rabbits, my sister's gonna go to med school because I think everyone should know.

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Text - littlegaywitch I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you're so cute such a cute hello hello yess you're good" and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

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Text - sindri42 INTELLIGENCE INANITY OF STATEMENTS FAR HUMAN PROXIMITY TO CAT NEAR YOU'RE A KITTY! https://xkcd.com/231/ wind-voice ACCURATE.

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Text - eileenthedeafdog I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen's collar has 'Deaf Dog' embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she's deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she's so pretty. Eileen is wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her. Source: veinitas

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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

Why would anyone ever want to be factually accurate when they could be technically accurate? It requires no research and it makes you feel pretty clever. Sure, these technically accurate memes, moments and jokes aren't exactly moments of learning or clarity, but they're not wrong and that's good enough.

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Text - Sam Clark @SamClark 23 When your milk has a Valentine's Day date and you don't FEB 14 a7 henny ford @diceypineapples Somebody is gonna be spoiled on Valentine's Day

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Text - dan hett O @danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones panese dummies INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TI ESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of 35.ng an MBA, this is a must read" Luke Johnson, t epreneur and Financial Times columnist MARK H. MCCORMACK

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Text - How to Read This Book If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are. (Please ignore this part)

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Font - El Arroyo Austin THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES FOR LIFE 1. 2.

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Text - (a) Johnny looked at a beaker containing sulfuric acid and thought that it was water. He then drank the liquid. Suggest why it is possible to mistake sulfuric acid for water. (1) Low 1Q

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Road - 2 hours 10 hours of sleep of sleep waking up tired

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Forehead - ATTENTION!!! Thanks for your attention

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Font - UFO caught on tape

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Blue - "Bar graph of how much door I've painted."

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Text - llamas-and-pancakes 2 adobepremiere Follow warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all. *one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth* Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. Source: warlocksmith 82,259 notes

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Text - Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

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Games - Just at work... tripping on acid. CORROSIVE SUBSTANCES EXXEMATS

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Cartoon - CARROTS MAY BE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES. BUT BOOZE WILL DOUBLE YOUR VISION No, no. He's got a point

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Scientific Diagrams That Look Like Jokes

Sometimes it takes a doodle to make a textbook funny, and other times it just takes a lack of context. Here are some scientific diagrams that probably serve some actual purpose when placed in their original context, but otherwise look weird, stupid and creepy. Without that though, boy do they look dumb and awesome.

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Cartoon - 140 Intelligence and Special Talent WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU CUT YOURSELF? BLEED Figure 8.2 Example of Comprehension subtest

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Bird - FIGURE 5.6 Illustration of the pigeon body and human hand to illustrate the functional nature of the bird's beak as a combined thumb-and-forefinger grasper and mouth.

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Wildlife - A healthy cow lying on its side is not immobilized; it can rise whenever it chooses.

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Adaptation - 4 As the dog learns what behavior is being reinforced, it eventually learns to produce the desired behavior: surfing!

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Text - 3 (a) Fig. 2.1 shows the Earth in space. Earth Fig. 2.1

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Domestic pig - Figure 7.8c. Unsuccessful attempt to lift pig.

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Text - The Newman Design Squiggle Uncertainty / patterns / insights Clarity / Focus Research Concept Design

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Text - Probability of 10% homosexuality 8 Right-handed 4 2 Non-right-handed 1 2 3 4 5 Number of older brothers

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Ferret - Fig. 4.8 This flip flop is mine!

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Graham cracker - Unwanted sexual urges? Have a graham cracker and calm yourself down.

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Text - 6 facial expressions in mice disgusted happy aching scared sick fleeing

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Font - 1 m s/ Consider a spherical cow.

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move.

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Marine mammal - Drawing of an adult in 1884

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Illustration - Non- Contacting Sensor Contacting Sensor Invasive- Contacting Sensor Sample Removal System FIGURE II.5.13.5 Comparisons of the interaction between the sensor (nose) and analyte (fish) for different types of detection.

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Canadian Man Humbles Shopping Karen

Leave it to the Canadian Giant to put the entitled Karen of the hour in her place. Love nothing more than seeing an entitled Karen that was otherwise on an uninterrupted tear, get put in her place. Beautiful stuff, really. For more Karen gold check out the time that Karen claimed she was sold a faulty computer, and ended up learning otherwise.

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Text - r/IDontWorkHereLady + Join u/poweredbyweirdhumor • 1y 1 No, my husband wearing a winter coat and carrying our 6 mo baby is not working here lady XL My husband is a peaceful giant. He is 6 ft 5 and can look quite imposing even though he really is a teddy bear. Never stressed or aggressive, never overreacting our raising his voice, just a peaceful giant.

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Text - So here we are, at the grocery shop, with our 6 mo baby shopping for food and whatnot. It is winter in Canada (so, you know, cold) and we are both wearing our coats. The kid is fussy and nothing really calms him except when we carry him in our arms. It is my turn and my husband is going back and forth gathering what we need and bringing the items to our cart when the banshee-from-hell (BFH from now on) got in his face (figure of speech, she was like 5 ft 2) and started yelling at him. BFH

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Text - BFH: STOP! Don't talk to me unless it is to thank me. Are we clear? My husband sees me boiling and about to interfere but makes a sign that's says he is going to deal with it. He then calmly look at her with a smile. BFH: (smuggling) GOOD! Now, help me grad the last (item I don't remember, probably some king of condiment) on this high shelve. WHY IN HELL you people always put the stuff I need so high is BEYOND me. Now, chop-chop! My husband grabs the item, but instead of giving it to her,

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Text - Husband: (grining) Honey, do we need (condiment)? Me: (catching on) Well, as a matter of fact, yes! We do! Lady: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU GIVE HER MY STUFF! IT'S MY STUFF! GIVE IT TO ME!!! Super slowly, my husband gets closer to the lady. He is so imposing that she calms down immediately. With the biggest of smile and the most polite voice ever, he says to her: Husband: Again, I do not work here... but thank you for showing me (condiment). We were about to forget it. And with that, he puts the

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Entitled Classmate Gets Raw Potatoes for Snack Day

It's a whole lot presumptuous for this classmate to insist on a whole new snack day inspired by this person's free donuts, but they seemed to have gotten the picture. For another funny story of someone refusing to be bullied about donuts, here's a new employee who is not having free donut day.

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Text - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/rook218 1 day ago The dozen donuts I've been bringing in every Monday doesn't count as my 'snack day' contribution?? Well I guess I'll have to rectify that! oc M Back in high school (around 2010) I used to work the closing shift at Dunkin Donuts on Sunday nights. Per company policy, I could box up two dozen donuts to bring home with me before throwing the rest out. One dozen went with my dad to work in the morning, one came with me to school - specifi

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Text - This practice of bringing donuts every Monday sparked an idea in one of my classmates' heads (she's Anne in this story). Since it's so nice to have donuts once a week, we should do a weekly snack day where everyone can bring something in! They decided this would be on Thursday, and I said I'd just continue bringing in donuts every week on Monday as my contribution. Everyone was very OK with this, except for Anne. No, no, no... this snack day was Thursday, and if you aren't going to bring

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Text - Then I got to thinking about it. I was only required to bring a snack, not something sweet or delicious or even palatable. As long as it was edible then it counted. My next closing shift I grabbed an extra empty dozen box. I went to the store on Wednesday night and got a five pound bag of potatoes. I washed them and put them right in the box, and dropped off the box early in the morning to my Spanish classroom so nobody would get wise to the actual contents. Apparently the earlier classes

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Text - They all scurried up excitedly and Anne herself was the one to open the box. A blank expression turned to raw frustration. "You were supposed to bring a snack today!" she protested. "I did!" I said, walking up to the box and grabbing a potato, biting into it while making direct eye contact with her. "You don't have to have any if you don't want."

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Text - Everyone shuffled back to their desks, and Anne tried desperately to grasp a new argument out of thin air but it was not coming. I finished my potato triumphantly and brought the rest home for my mom after school. The box was checked, and she could not try to exclude me from the weekly snack day anymore. Everyone else in class who thought she was a bit over the top thought the antic was hilarious after they got over the initial disappointment.

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Text - LitMaster11 Score hidden · 23 hours ago · edited 21 hours ago Imagine coming up with an idea based almost entirely upon one of your classmates bringing in free donuts every week, and then deciding that their contributions aren't enough.

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Text - mnordin 6.7k points · 1 day ago You could also have let the Sunday donuts simmer a few days and bring them in on Thursday. Nice and crunchy.

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Text - YourMotherSaysHello 511 points · 1 day ago I would have just stopped bringing donuts in, full stop.

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Tenant Gets Inconsiderate, Stomping Neighbors Fined

Man oh man, inconsiderate neighbors are just the kind of thing that can drive the most rational, even keeled folks over the edge. Especially if you approach their antics with kindness and try to play nice, and they throw it right back in your face. Fortunately, this tenant was able to take the kind of successful petty revenge that resulted in their neighbors getting penalized with a righteous fine. Job well done. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/gloriaj10 • 1d Getting My Neighbors Fined In my previous apartment I lived on the bottom floor with two roommates. The girls who lived above me were really noisy, playing loud music at all hours of the night. Music doesn't really affect me much but to my roommates it was really annoying. They called the of and one of the office workers asked them to quiet down as there was a complaint. A couple days later I heard really loud thumping and jumping from my ceiling. I

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Text - I left my apartment for a couple of hours and when I came back the ceiling lamp had fallen from the ceiling. These apartments came with that lamp so we would have to pay for it if it's broken. When I asked my roommates what happened they said the girls above us were stomping so hard that it had broken off from the ceiling. They were in the room at the time so you can imagine how scary that is for the ceiling lamp to just fall out of nowhere. My roommates called maintenance to fix the lamp

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Text - By now these girls knew that they were being too loud too late at night. I could see if it was the weekend but it would be during the week. So one night I decided to call the police because the office wasn't doing anything. I heard the officer speaking to them and they fed him the same excuses they fed me. After he left they decided it would be funny to get back at me by stomping extremely loud. I knew that they were doing it on purpose because it was louder than it had ever been and it w

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Resume Red Flags People Have Seen

Finding a job is an annoying, stupid process that makes you rethink how you present yourself. The whole ordeal is frustrating and it feels like employers are just out to disappoint you.. That said, sometimes people do themselves a disservice by having a filthy email address or including weird and dumb achievements that raise eyebrows too high. For the ones who got a little further, here are hiring managers' biggest WTF moments during interviews.

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Text - Text - Copenhagan 18.3k points · 11 hours ago A water mark of their face on each page of a resume.

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Text - Text - SleepyConscience 10.8k points · 11 hours ago I once got a resume that listed under his "Awards" section "Champion & Master of the Chug n Tug" at some dumb ass ASU fraternity whose name I can't remember. I'm still not 100% certain what the fuck that is but I know I didn't want it.

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Text - Text - SteakGunsandBeers 923 points · 8 hours ago I wasn't an actual manager my old firearms retail job, but being that I was the senior sales associate, my manager included my input in the hiring process, which entailed a lot of resume reviews. We had a guy in his late teens/early 20s drop off a resume for an open gunsmith position. He had no technical training, no gunsmith training, and had never even owned a gun before. He had recently joined the National Guard, and his only experience

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Text - Text - UniverseBear 40.2k points · 10 hours ago 9 2 O e6 & 11 More People keep saying "gaps in work history" but honestly guys, make sure you inquire about it before just writing someone off. I had a guy who had a year or two gap in his resume. Most people would just write this dude as "well obviously there's something wrong with him." Well there was, the dude was diagnosed with brain cancer and had to go through intensive treatment. He lived but came out the other end jobless. Couldn't f

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Text - Text - lady_molotovcocktail 23.2k points · 10 hours ago 2 Listing every single accomplishment from high school and/or middle school.. when you've been out of high school for 10+ years. Had a guy list every: part he got in a musical/play. Sports he played (with scores!). Clubs he was a part of. Etc. all of these dated from at least elementary school on. The man was 50+. The job had nothing to do with any of these items.

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Text - Text - autumn_skies 16.1k points · 7 hours ago A 5 2 & 9 More edited 7 hours ago My husband put "built a life-sized iron man suit" on his résumé. He got the interview because they wanted to meet the kind of guy who has an iron man suit and the personality to put it on his résumé. He also got the job, which is pretty cool.

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Text - Text - JYWH22 13.3k points · 9 hours ago · edited 3 hours ago I've seen someone put their certificate of baptism under Certificates and Awards. Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this comment to garner this sort of response. Maybe I should add that the job had absolutely nothing to do with religion, which is why the baptism cert seemed so out of place!

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Text - Blessthefall 594 points · 7 hours ago · edited 5 hours ago I have a certificate of knighthood (or whatever) from Sealand. I like to think that would at least peak pique a potential employer's interest but im not currently willing to risk it.

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Text - Text - LSDevious 9.6k points · 9 hours ago Not an employer, but failed miserably to get a high school job. I thought I was doing everything right. I mentioned previous volunteer experience, work ethic, and always came dressed in a button up shirt, slacks, and a tie for interviews, or even asking about a job. After a year of getting turned down by Taco Bell, KFC, and really any good high school job I found the issue. Under the previous criminal charges section I put "Assault and Battery".

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Text - Text - RatMaster999 9.4k points · 9 hours ago I used to do the "hiring triage" for a university library. Gearing up for the fall semester, I'd have to read through 500+ applications (my record was in the 750's) for a usual 30 hires. Used to get some terrible ones. The most common were: • 133t / txt spk • all lowercase • ALL CAPS • Three word answers to multi-part questions • No federal workstudy award (Not an indication of a bad applicant, but we were clear upfront that we couldn't hire a

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Text - Text - Ignoring the questions about putting things in alphabetical or numerical order, doing them but obviously not reading the directions (ascending vs descending order), or (to a lesser extent) getting them wrong. Normally, calling to check up on your application was an immediate bump up to be forwarded on for further consideration (assuming availability and WS checked out), but if you had your parents call... Came in one day (I worked 4pm-2:30am) to a blinking light on my phone, indica

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Text - Text - application, as she'd gotten an angry voicemail from the mother, and when she looked in my files, she hadn't seen it anywhere. Other, normal messages followed. Well, since this woman demanded I call before twelve, I was all gung-ho to call her at 11:45pm, to explain my work schedule to her, and that I couldn't legally discuss her son's application anyway. But, I figured I should talk to my supervisor, and at least warn her of this plan. Turns out, when the woman called again, aroun

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Text - Text - Damn, I wish I could've seen that woman's face when she was told we didn't hire her son because he never called us back when we contacted him for an interview.

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Text - Text - Alleylovescoffee 8.3k points · 9 hours ago A very unprofessional email is definitely one. You see some insane emails. I ask knew someone who got an email address that had "big daddy" in it.

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Text - Text - lady_molotovcocktail 6.9k points · 10 hours ago 2 Thought of another, although it's in interview: being a dick in an interview. I work in a predominantly male trade. I'm a service lead, so I do know my trade. I may be on the younger side, but I've been working in this business for over 10 years. My (male) boss ask me to start an interview a guy before he got there as he's running late and the guy was going to be my employee anyways. The guy comes in seems okay, at first. Then it go

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Text - Text - MentalWyvern 4.7k points · 9 hours ago The guy who applied for a design job and attached a photoshopped image of him as a centaur comes to mind. Also typos. I was hiring a very senior level person who seemed like they could do an amazing job, but there were SEVERAL typos on her resume. I asked the recruiter to let her know.

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Text - Text - winkelschleifer 4.4k points · 11 hours ago if this phrase is written anywhere: "my chickens have come home to roost"

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Text - Text - dan1son 3.0k points · 9 hours ago Lies. I'm that hiring manager that'll dig into the weird shit. You're interviewing for an enterprise software job but list Unity 3d on there? Let's dig in. You're interviewing for a React gig but for some reason list "raspberry pi project to control kegerator" lets talk about that one. You wrote a minecraft plugin? O... let's figure that out. I figure the weirder the thing on the resume is the higher the chance you were passionate about it. If you

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Text - othybear 1.8k points · 9 hours ago We had an application where the applicant had a felony on their record. They spent half a page in the middle of their resume explaining how the felony wasn't their fault and that we should hire them. Their felony was from stealing from another department from the last time they worked at the company they were applying to. It's a big company so it think they were hoping we wouldn't care since we were in a different department. I don't know how they made i

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Liars That Tried To Lie And Failed Miserably

We'll never know what compels people to use the internet as a place for all their laziest, plain old weakest lies. It could be some pathological hunger of the ego that's just bent on adding more fuel to its delusional fire through recognition from the online world of achievements/stories that were pulled right out of thin air. Fortunately, the wild west that is social media also has some folks that are committed to upholding the truth, and calling out the BS as they see it. 

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Text - ... Despite her moving to LA me and Alanah have been trying to open our hearts to one another again. I still can't believe I actually dated her for what was thee best and most healthy year of my life and thee healthiest relationship I have ever been in, in my entire life. She is thee most amazing ess aske person I've ever met and thee most famous girl l'veenough ever dated lol! I love you Alanah Pearce and hope we can return to where we once were, back when day so my dumbass tried to groo

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Text - Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard bruh damn just found out i'm in a committed relationship with some dude who i guess asked me for a picture once but apparently he has enough money to buy the entire IGN staff lunch every friday so it's going great thank you all for your love and support xx Traduzir Tweet 11:17 PM · 15 de set de 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 522 Retweets 93 Tweets de comentário 19,5 mil Curtidas

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Text - One of my homegirls painted this of me!!!! Dang I am soooo fine!!! Be great!!! Like · Comment - Share - 10 hours ago via Instagram and 8 others like this. Your homegirl must be an expert at filtering. 10 hours ago via mobile · Unlike 4

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Purple - My danger noodle's heat lamp burnt out, so I knit him this sweater while I replace it. I think he likes it! Vote 21 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Now Guess we have twin snakes with the same sweater lol

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Text - Hey It's 13:22 How're you doing? 13:22 Hey, where do i know you from? 13:25 / We met during the carnival 13:46 Yeah no, we didn't, how did you get my number? Or are you just texting random numbers? That's creepy! If you want to get to know people, get yourself a dating app. 13:50 /

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Text - Nein, I'm not texting random people. You gave me your contact when we meet but my phone got broken and just got a new one and I just wanted to say Hi 14:01 Okay, i'm sorry, in what City you think we met? 14:05 / 14:06 I live and study here in 14:06

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Text - What about you? 14:07 Okay, so you got my number from 14:16 / Yes I remember, sorry 14:16 I needed a room and a friend sent it to me 14:17 Is it still available 14:17 It was in südstadt? 14:17 No it's not. Please delete my number! 14:19 A

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Text - ... COW 22 h Hi Jo, thanks for reaching out! We love feedback, whether it be positive or negative, we especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes. First of all, I'll address the "£700" that you and your party claim to have spent... now, we both know this isn't true don't we, Jo... it's not even remotely accurate as to what you spent, but l'll crunch the numbers for you.

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Text - Our most expensive pizza on the menu is £9.00, this means that if you ordered only pizzas, you'd have to order 77 of them to be even close to spending £700. You didn't order 77 pizzas, Jo. But let's talk drinks... the most expensive drink we sell is a double gin & mixer at £6.10, this means you'd have to order 115 of these to be even close to spending £700. You didn't order 115 double gin & mixers. So let's split the difference, seeing as you had spent the "£700" on both pizzas and drinks

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Text - So seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts. What you & your party spent, Jo was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one. Not going great

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Text - With the ironic exception of the young adults that were with your group and one or two others, you all acted like belligerent, entitled little toddlers from the moment you walked through our gates. You wanted to make a reservation for 3 tables, we informed you this wasn't possible on a Saturday night for a group so large, but if you turned up the moment we opened at 4pm, you'd get the tables you'd requested. At 4:30pm you showed up with the tables you wanted already taken, but not to worr

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Text - bags of party bunting you brought with you. We allowed members of your party to bring in food from other venues to circumvent their food allergies. We cleaned up all the smashed pint glasses you broke and birthday cake you dropped & smeared all over our tables & benches, and tolerated the many loud family rows you were having with each other. Rather than treat our staff like human beings that are just trying to earn a wage, you decided to treat them like your own personal servants, clicki

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Text - warned by our door staff about staying seated and observing social distancing, of which you refused to do either. You were the loudest, most obnoxious group in the whole bar, just being a nuisance in general and other customers were starting to complain about you at this point. Then, for your party's grand finale, the gentleman in the blue shirt headed into our bar from outside and decided to vomit everywhere but the toilet. Our staff stepped into to help, but you demanded to "deal with t

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Text - communicate with you or help. (don't worry, the staff member that you nearly had in tears earlier on cleaned it up for you) We'd love to have the reviews feature on our page turned on, but people like you are the very reason we don't, because there is no way to negate them once they are left, whether they are a fair review or not. Nobody... not staff, door supervisors or myself had barred you that night, after all, nobody was hurt, and we've all drank too much and regretted it the next da

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Text - back, apologized, been given the "don't let it happen again" speech we've all had at one point or another and we'd have all moved on, but no... instead you ran straight to the internet, played victim, and told a pack of lies. So now consider this your official barring... don't you or your group ever set foot through our doors again. Also, as a side note, you were pretty much anonymous to us, nobody knew any of your names. But now you've formally identified yourself by checking in to our b

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Text - Hucknall's pubwatch scheme, so you can expect some pushback from all the other bar owners, landlords & venues throughout Hucknall on your next visit. My only regret was not kicking you all out sooner. To anybody else reading this who would like to view exactly how not to behave in a bar during a global pandemic with heavy social and footfall restrictions in place, (or how not to behave in public in general) pop along to the bar and l'll gladly show you the highlights of our CCTV footage w

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Text - Sorry for the long post, folks, but this needed addressing. Lots of love as always. 100753TICE **Quick edit** ed team won't be making any more The comments or responding on this thread. Jo and her party were rude and belligerent

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Text - customers during their visit to us. Jo then followed this up by checking herself into our bar via our business page and left a fabricated public review full of lies and half truths the following day, and she was dealt with via our right to reply. Please don't take our response or this post as a green light to harass or bully anybody involved. As far as we are concerned, the matter is now over.

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Text - Went here yesterday for sister in laws 50th lovely little bar- spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza - to be served by some members of staff with awful attitude - to be told we must drink up and leave can't come back because one member of our party was too drunk - to be them apologised to because someone had told them we were all too drunk - take in to account the money we had spent - to be them told half and hour later the owners wanted us out as we had stood up - bearing in m

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Text - Text - Customer service was terrible, I went in there today but the guy serving me started complaining cause I wanted a refund, and thats just not how an employee should be acting Response from the owner 2 weeks ago You bought figures and then 3 weeks later you wanted to return them because you needed money back. I refunded the figures even though I didn't have to.

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Text - Text - 2 years ago Not only do they install crappy equipment for three times the price that disrupts neighborhoods all over the county for people that never grew out of their teens but very uncourteous and unprofessional as you would expect from someone that installs such noisemakers , horrible place should be shut down

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Text - Text - Car Stereo (Owner) 2 years ago Your not a customer of ours. You frequent the bar next door and you were upset about our loud stereo. When we moved into this location 12 years ago we made sure it was written in our lease that our loud stereos were not going to be a problem. It's not very often that we play loud music. The other day we had a 15 year old and his parents here that were interested in a sound system for him so we gave him a demo for 10 minutes. We are not out to ruin any

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Woman Takes Over Manager Position, Fails At Job, Power Trips, Gets Fired

It's funny, sometimes it seems like the most ignorant people are also the most prone to completely unwarranted power trips. This lady for instance, "took over" the manager position and proceeded to let her ego swell to such nauseating levels that she ended up costing her company thousands, while being blind to the very destruction that she caused. Fortunately, she was outed for her antics by an employee who was ready to take the pro revenge when the opportunity presented itself. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/CocktailsPerfected • 2y We've all had bad bosses before, right? Not sure if this is pro revenge, or petty revenge, but i figure i'd post it here. This does't paint me in a great light, but i was 18/19 at the time, and a dick. About 8 or 9 years ago, I worked retail in a small outdoor goods store (6 members of staff small). Ski stuff in the winter, Camping/hiking in the summer. I wasn't passionate about it, but a job's a job! The woman who hired me left pretty soon af

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Text - Lauren was the kind of girl we have all had the poor fortune to deal with at some point. Irresponsible, held power over you when it suited her, and tried painfully hard to be your best friend the next. Annoying at best as a supervisor, but abusive with her power as a manager. She started by changing people's shifts so she was never in the store during peak hours. She'd take the easy shifts when the store was dead, and would spend her time hanging out in the back office doing "important pa

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Text - The worst thing she did though, was abuse the 3 month probation rule. Off the top of my head, they went through 8 different members of staff over the course of 5 months. That might not sound a lot, but in a store of 6 employees, it wasn't a small amount. A member of staff would be hired, and would be doing great, and then all of a sudden "I'm sorry we don't need your services any more" and they were gone. "It's just not working out" - vanished. "I just don't think you're the right fit for

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Text - We then hired a woman called Kirsty, who was in her mid-late 30's and was a great person. Enthusiastic, a team player, great with customers. I mean pretty much EXACTLY what you want in a manager. However, when it was just me and Lauren, Lauren would go off on how she doesn't like Kirsty, how she thinking about getting rid of her unless her "attitude" improved etc, and I decided to step in. I got my phone, and hit record as Lauren went on another rant later on. "Here's the think Kirsty doe

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Text - That night I sent the video to Kirsty, telling her to make sure she was on her best behaviour, but she ended up taking the issue up with the area manager. He came to the store, called Lauren out. Told her that in the time she'd been in charge, the store had lost somewhere in the region of 15'000 - 20'000, they had to get the police involved against her "friend" who stole from the tills, and our store for some reason had one of the highest turnover rates in the country. He fired her on the

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Creepy Warning Signs That Do Their Job Well

There are a lot of hazards out in this big world of ours. There are unexploded mines, vipers, bees, big holes, radioactive caves, cliffs and biting monkeys. A sign doesn't even have to explain itself that much. There are a lot of spooky signs out there that say a lot with their creepiness. Sometimes those dangers get to the point where the warning signs are patently absurd.

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Advertising - DON'T BE A NORMAN NINE FINGERS THESE ANIMALS BITE

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Tree - NO SWIMMING VERY COLD DEEP WATER ! YOU WILL DIE ! JEPSIN A

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Text - POWER ON CutawiRETYOU DIE AZIO V HARD AF 4740V

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Text - DANGER Deep aerated water This water has no buoyancy You will NOT float

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Wall - DANGER SUDDEN DROP DANGER SUDDEN DROP SNOA

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Technology - IPORANT HAS THIS CELL BEEN III PURGED I! AND III CONTAINED I!I

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Nature reserve - Due to recent shark activity please follow these SAFETY TIPS. • Know your surroundings. H1. Co ed • Do not swim near seals or Grea schooling fish. Pond 5i. deS • Swim close to shore in waist -16H deep water. DMP • Avoid swimming at dawn and dusk. • Swim in groups. Thank you - Town of Harpswell Report shark sightings to the Department of Marine Resources, Sergeant Wesley Dean, 207-542-0026 or wesley.dean@maine.gov

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Sign - EX Do not open in an explosive atmosphere!

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Vegetation - A CRIME WAS COMMITTED HERE. TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.- ARMES VHL VANDALS TH

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Nature reserve - WARNING TO PUBLIC DANGER FROM UNEXPLOLED SHELL AND MORTAR BOMB5 ANS NG HE TRAINING AREAMUS MOVE OL RIGHTS OF NAY. ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD ANY OBJECT BE MOVED OR TOUCHED IT MAY EXPLODE

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Canidae - Always stay with your children. Be dingo-safe. Si658

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State park - DANGER WATER LEVEL RISES SUDDENLY WITH EXTREME TURBULENCE WHEN SIRENS SOUND, EXIT THE RIVER IMMEDIATELY For water related issues, call 877-816-7466

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Text - Warning] Wild Monkeys might Shatch your belongings or bite you. Take precauti ons against monkeys. • Do not a white plastic bag. carry (Monkeys know food inside.) have If you one, keep it inside of your bag. Do not take a photo against wild monkeys. Monkeys might attack you. • Some Troubles happened aroun this area. (Especially, little children and women might bé targeted by wild menkeys) Do not feed Wild Monkeys.

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Street sign - STATE PRISON NEXT EXIT ela DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

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Street sign - WARNING KEEP OUT

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Gas - A WARNING THIS MACHINE MAY LUNGE BACKWARD, WHICH COULD RESULT IN PERSONAL INJURY OR DEATH. STAY AT LEAST 25 FEET CLEAR OF THE AREA BEHIND THE MACHINE.

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Window - FÓOD SHORTAGE COMING HO

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Banner - Yosemite National Park National Park Service U.S. Department of the Interior AREA CLOSED DO RA TER NAT EN

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Leaf - ま心しに注意。 淀川工事事務所

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Grass - CAUTION LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT LOOK BOTH WAYS AT STOP AHEAD

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Green - IT'S THE LAW! UP TO $250 FINE elay age e C

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Text - BE CAREFUL FIRE DOOR DO NOT BLOCK EVERY MACHINE IN THIS DEPARTMENT IS DANGEROUS NOTICE NO SMOKING KEEP MATERIAL AWAY FROM THIS FIRE DOOR SO THAT THE DOOR WILL BE READY FORINSTA NT USE AT ALLTIMES

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Yellow - WARNING KEEP AWAY Extremely cold gas may be exhausted with no warning. Danger of cold burns and asphyxiation.

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Label - A WARNING Rotating shaft can cause severe injury Keep hair and loose clothing away CHR951023

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Transport - Supporti The Hills RADIOACTIVE IN CASE OF ACCIDENT CONTACT LOCAL POLICE 7.

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New Employee is Not Having Free Donut Day

Getting used to a new work dynamic can be stressful, and this new employee decided that they wouldn't be bullied into participating in free donut day. Instead of just blowing the thing off, they thought to make their point more clear in the form of middle finger donuts. For some more office shenanigans, here's an employee who annoyed their coworker with plants.

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Text - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/grillbuster5 11 hours ago It is MY day to buy donuts for the entire office as the new person?? Well...OK.... oc M As the "new person" at my job, I was told multiple times that I was expected to provide donuts for the entire office. Normally, that's not a big deal... but two people in particular were rude and relentless about the donuts all week. Others joined in also. Apparently, these people recently extorted two boxes of Krispy Kremes from someone e

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Text - Here's the problem, I was hired in as a Sr., 30 years old, and I was not necessarily loving the idea of being told to buy donuts. Hazing really did not seem appropriate at this point of my career. I didn't want to be a "bad sport" my first week, so I played along. In terms of the workforce, I was mature, but I was not very mature as a person overall. I needed a creative way to address this problem. On my way to work, I decided to pickup a cheap bag of small powdered hostess "donettes" don

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Text - The reaction from the staff was a lot of the "deer in headlights" looks. People had no idea if I was a "really nice, but clueless" person, or if I was totally saying “F U" to the entire donut idea. Most people took the "safe" choice of being pleasant in return. Some people tried to refuse, but I mentioned the "big deal" about buying donuts, and still left a donut on every desk. I had originally considered providing a donut to everyone except the last two idiotic pushy people. I started ve

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Text - My idea to passive aggressively snub them was no longer good enough. This had to be more direct. I decided I was 100% done with these guys, regardless of the consequences. I told them I had another idea. I grabbed a plastic knife from the breakroom, and cut the remaining donut in half the long way, so I still had two circles. The yellow cake was now visible. Then - the most brilliant idea of my life. A new way to hold donuts. One donut on each middle finger, with my middle finger in the c

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Text - I stopped at both desks. The first guy had his choice of two half donuts on my middle fingers. That's right, I was able to give him a double donut middle finger. He now understood that I was completely done with his BS, but he never grabbed a donut. I explained the donuts are actually quite tasty, and urged him to take one, but Im sure I looked like a complete psycho. I was no longer able to stay in character. The good news - his refusal to take a donuts from my middle fingers ALSO allowe

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Text - The reaction of the last person is best described as completely frightened. That's right, I reached a complete breaking point over donuts, and scared the hell out of someone. Anyway, after this incident, I was never asked to buy donuts again.

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