Tumblr Post: Kids' Hilarious Misconceptions About Teachers and more...

Apparently a fair number of kids have a hard time believing that teachers are real people. Many of us have had those experiences where we came across our teachers out in the wild, far removed from the classroom, and were genuinely puzzled at how the teachers were outside the classroom. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how dwarves' beards are too smart for their own good.

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Text - icouldwritebooks I love it when the little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what's going on. So far, I've encountered the following: 1. T had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you're a real person, not an app. If you're a real person, show me your husband."

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Text - 2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn't want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program. 3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What's your apartment number? IPII come up and help you find it!" The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in th

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Text - 4. Thad been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, "Wait, you're an adult????" She’d thought I was twelve. icouldwritebooks 5. Ijust finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house. 3,180 notes

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Guy Feeds Crows, Crows Get Back At Bully Neighbors For Him

This is why you don't mess with crows, or better yet, why it pays off to have some feathered friends in high places. This guy's neighbors sound like they were a real piece of work, and generally unfortunate people to be around. Fortunately, he was able to befriend some crows that would appear to have picked up wind of this, and proceeded to stand up for him. With all the wild stories of people's experiences with intelligent, devilishly clever crows, it's really no big surprise.

For another glorious tale of petty revenge, check out this story about a sister who always stole their sibling's food, so the sibling took revenge at graduation.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/tempthethrowaway • 1d + Join 1 2 e 2 3 2 Feathered Friends in High Places Not sure if this belongs here, so let me know ok? TL;DR: Had issues with a neighbor over parking. Local crows l'd made friends with vandalized his cars in retaliation. So for background: The day we moved into this apartment complex our across the hall neighbors started bullying us. Why? We parked in the handicap spot next to the sidewalk to the building. Why? I'm handicapped.

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Text - Turns out one of them liked to park one of his 6 project cars there (illegally) and us using it for it's intended purpose was inconvenient to him. So we'd get a bunch of nasty letters. Eventually this escalated to them filing false noise complaints against us. We are a very quiet, and introverted couple. We don't interact with people, we always wear headphones and do everything possible to cancel out any noise we make. We prefer to live in a way that most people don't know we're here. Ok,

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Text - Our building has a decent sized crow population. I've always liked them, so I decided to make friends. Spent some time doing research on them and their diets and went out and got some snacks that would be nutritious for them. Every couple of days l'd chop up some fruits and veggies and grains and take them out to their favorite tree in a little tupperware box. I'd pick it up later and it would be empty. It got to the point where they'd know what days I was coming and gather in the tree. A

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Text - This came to a head shortly after I witnessed one of them back into our car and then take off at mach 20. I was visibly frustrated and screaming at them as they drove off. Police didn't much care, so that was a dead end. Or so I thought. A few days later I overheard the neighbors arguing. Apparently one of them wanted to set up cameras because someone was messing with his cars. He thought it was us. Claimed that there were small dents, scratches, and chips in his windshields. Other neighb

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Text - They moved a couple of years later. Crows kept it up the whole time while this dude slowly went insane trying to catch the vandals. I don't think they ever figured it out. Edit: Thank you all so much for the awards, and my first gold! That and the comments made my night. Edit 2: Silvers and more neat awards? You guys are great. Thanks so much! 1.1k 81 1 Share

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Burt Reynolds Surprises Young Fan, Lets Them Wear His Jacket

It's the precious moments like this that you end up remembering for a lifetime. That fan must've been too stoked for words to do justice.

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"Not My Job" Moments that Got the Job Done-ish

What would the world be without impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments? Probably more efficient. It just so happens not every task is as easy as we'd like it to be, but that doesn't stop us from putting in the minimum amount of effort. There's staircases to nowhere, misspelled everything, and a straight up general lack of responsibility. Not bad.

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The Greatest Game Show: Candy Or Not Candy

Praise be to the genius who came up with the idea to have contestants bite things in order to determine if they're candy or not. Is there anything so novel, visceral, or satisfying as a man biting a shoe to see if it's a real shoe? We haven't seen anything come close. Who cares if a gymnast with a horrible past has the upper body strength to climb up a rope? It just can't compare to a grown man biting a belt to see if it's made of chocolate.

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A Construction Revenge 10 Years In The Making

It's really all in the buildup here. Like, what do you even do with that? Well, when it all gets down to it this is easily one of the most impressive pro revenges that we've come across. Enjoy!

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Text - Construction revenge ten years in making and why I will never have another business partner. Hello O r/ProRevenge! l'm back with another long one. This one has been going on for a decade, and I am personally, very proud of how it turned out. TL:DR at bottom A little over ten years ago, when I was a young carpenter, I met a guy who l'll call "chad" because fuck chad.

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Text - Chad was a new hire by the company I was working for, and became my helper. We got along famously even though he was 10 years older than me, he didn't mind working under a 23 year old carpenter as an apprentice. Chad and I had worked together for 6 months when he brought up the idea of starting a business together, he figured between the two of us, we could easily run a crew and build houses. After talking it over with my pregnant girlfriend (now wife) we decided that it would be better f

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Text - My duties were simple. Staff and run the crew, and keep on budget, something that came easy to me. I was to be paid an hourly wage, as well as 50% of profit after all business expenses. I never took my profit draw, as I rolled it back into growing the company. Things were great for about six months, the crew was working well together, we had a few houses under our belts, and a contract for a 10,000 square foot custom house with multiple out-buildings. Things were great. So chad has never

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Text - I finished the foundation, and picked up the cheque from the builder. The builder said that we over billed him by 25% but he was happy with the work we (1) done, but not to over bill again, as he doesn't like over paying, as there may not be any money left at the end of the build. I apologized, and asked him to cancel the cheque, and issue one for the work actually completed, he agreed too and said " l'm so happy to have honest people working for me" I usually don't pick up the cheques, n

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Text - I go into work Monday to find the locks on our tool bin had been changed, my name removed from all accounts, and a letter taped to the tool bin stating I was "dismissed from my duties" for an undisclosed reason. I was fucking furious. I was not aware that as a business partner I could be fired. I found another job quite quickly, and tried my best to put it behind me. That's when I found out where the money was going, and that chad had been slandering my name around town, blaming me for th

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Text - This is the revenge part. I took the "evidence" to my fathers lawyer (RIP) friend, who started a fraud/embezzlement investigation through the CRA (Canadian revenue agency, Canada's IRS) and called the insurance provider to make sure they were being paid. (They had never received anything) I called the builder whom we were building for and explained what was happening. He told me that chad had essentially stolen around $30,000 for payment of work not completed, and had broken into their of

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Text - Police said they couldn't help me and said it was a civil case. And the builder said he wasn't going to sue, as chad had no money, and it wasn't worth the headache. So I called his auto insurance company. Sent them all the pictures of his sunk vehicles, texts about them, and a short video he sent of him lighting the jeep on fire. Insurance company filed charges against chad, and won, chad is on the hook for around $130,000. I've spent the last 9.5 years telling anyone who'll listen about

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Text - doesn't end here. Years have passed, and I am still pissed off. I receive a call from a guy offering me a job. It was the builder that chad screwed over, not remembering that we know each other, after I explained who I was, and this bridge is burnt due to chad, he still offers me the job. Medical dental, company van, gas card, corporate credit card. I accept his offer. First order of business, finds another way to fuck with chad. Through the grapevine I find where chad is living and worki

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Text - I get in touch with chads landlord, explain how he operates, and chad is evicted for unpaid rent. He was apparently a couple months behind. I also managed to get his girlfriends phone number call her and explain what this guy does to people, and his extensive criminal history, including, but no limited to fraud, identity theft, insurance fraud, his many assaults, and his wanted picture published in the paper. Turns out she is owner of his truck, primary operator, but he pays the insurance

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Text - I call the insurance provider, explain what is going on, for them to tell me he doesn't even have a license anymore. They void the insurance on his (girlfriends) truck after speaking to her, and set up a sting with the police. I personally get to be involved as I knew what was going on. So I sit and wait for the day it goes down. I roll up behind the unmarked police cruiser, and quickly explain who I am and what my plans are.

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Text - The police are thinking that they are just waiting to pull him over for driving without a license, and no insurance, I said l'm going to cal him immediately as soon as I see him. So he comes cruising out, and I make the calI, he actually picked up the phone to call me a bunch of names, and the "n" word. (I am as white as the fresh fallen snow) and promptly gets pulled over. Police issue a ticket for; Reckless driving No seat belt No license Using a handheld device.

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Text - During this the girlfriend pulls up, and proceeds to give consent to search her truck. In the truck they find multiple id's, stolen credit cards, a couple ATM skimmer machines, and a fake police badge. He was arrested on the spot. Revenge over, right? Nope. Police then ask to search the residence he was living at, he moved into the girlfriends house after I had him evicted from his own place.

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Text - In the garage they find a vast collection of stolen tools, a lot of which belonged to the builder I was working for, from when he broke into their office, and they were all stupidly still labeled with the company's inventory control stickers. This brought on more charges, and he was remanded to police custody until his trial date. Well justice is sometimes slow here in Canada, and his trial date was at the time, 17 months into the future.

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Text - Well yesterday was his trial date, so my boss (who chad ripped off) chads ex-girlfriend and I attend the hearing. Just to see the man squirm. His judgement was 8 years in jail (after being granted time and a half for time served) a $100,000 dollar fine, 1000 hours community services after release, and no possibility of parole. I got to watch him be taken away in chains twice. Never underestimate the fury of a quiet man. And fuck chad.

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Woman's Husband Gets Kicked Out Of Wedding, She Stays Anyways

Man, this woman's husband sounds like he was acting like every bit of a waking nightmare. The dude was dropping toxic comments left and right, and really, it sounds like he had to go. As for her staying at the wedding even though her rude husband got kicked out...seems like a completely reasonable move. It was her sister's big day, after all!

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Text - Aita For not going home with my husband after my sister kicked him out of her wedding? Not the A-hole My F26 sister F24 got engaged to her husband M36 a few months ago. He's from out of town and he's well off (rich) he has several properties and drives a dodge. He's very generous and respectful. He treats the family with so much respect One thing I noticed was my husband constantly making comments about him and how he ended up with our family since he's well off (I took this as an offense

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Text - I got mad at him for behaving like this and resenting my brother in law for no reason. Their wedding was two days ago. My sister was so excited and nervous she's never experienced this before and was stressing about what might go wrong. When we got our invitation my husband threw a fit that his family didn't get an invitation and how we were treating them like second class citizens compared to the groom's family (who paid for the wedding) and that my parents already started playing favori

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Text - We fixed this issue and it was a misunderstanding. My husband's parents ended up apologizing for not being able to attend but sister in law came. At the wedding. My husband was sitting with some family members making comments about the groom's suit and his "bad" taste and how he could've done better. I told him to knock it off as the others gave us looks. Later my family was gathered before dinner. Most of the guests were with the groom while my sister was talking to her husband's family

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Text - I was stunned I knew people heard that because everyone was quiet after this. A few seconds of awkwardness and my dad invited everyone to have dinner. My sister came to us. And started berating my husband saying what he said was awful and inappropriate and that her in-laws heard his awful comment. And ended up telling him to leave. He argued with her and wanted me to leave with him but I refused and said I wanted to stay with my parents after the awful things he said. I was so mad I told

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Text - I went to stay with my parents for two days now and he's so upset that I refused to return home with him. And tried to apologize and asked if I could tell my family he was sorry. I haven't replied and I'm still so mad. My sister isn't talking to me telling me my husband ruined her day even though I told him to stop. I wanna apologize to her but I don't wanna pressure her. 8.1k 746 1, Share

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Text - breatheawayfromme • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [18] NTA- normally I roll my eyes when people say their wedding was ruined because it's usually over something dumb like the cake being vanilla instead of vanilla bean...but really your husband ruined her wedding and embarrassed the fuck out of himself, and as an extension, embarrassed you. INFO more out of curiosity, When we got our invitation my husband threw a fit that his family didn't get an invitation and how we were treating them like sec

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Text - PrincessPenelopesMom • 1d 1 Award you're NTA but your husband definitely is. it sounds as if he's jealous that he's not the only son in law being doted on. he needs to check his ego, reevaluate his behavior and then man up and SINCERELY apologize. you should not have to apologize on his behalf for his gross behavior. your sister is understandably upset and it will probably take some space and time for her to grasp the situation, but she shouldn't be upset with you. his comments were horri

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Text - 2 Awards NTA I don't even see it as a big deal his family wasn't invited. It feels like being upset a 3rd cousin twice removed wasn't invited. If it's my wedding, why would I invite my sister's husband's parents to the wedding? | Reply 1 10.9k 3

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Text - jazzinitup • 1d NTA but "drives a dodge" made me laugh. Instead of thinking that he's driving a new Charger HellCat or something like that, I just had a beat up Dakota come up as a mental image. Reply 1 617 3 ...

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Text - Black-Morticia • 1d 1 Award NTA Yes when you are married you are a team, but if one member of the team is gone rouge, you do not have to follow. Your husband was told to stop being a jackass BEFORE the wedding and was still being a jacksss DURING. He was warned multiple times and continued and faced the consequences for his actions. It is not fair to you, that you cannot enjoy your sister's big day because your husband can't control his jealousy. He went from insulting the groom from his

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Text - awyllt • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [18] NTA Your husband behaved like an immature little brat throwing a a tantrum because the older kid's has more toys. No, you are not TA for not going home with him, however you should ask yourself if you really want to be married to a man who ruined your sisters wedding day just because of his own insecurity and envy. Q Reply 1 57 3 ...

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Text - karensabh • 1d NTA. He's not sorry. If he was he would've stopped after the MANY times you told him to. He obviously has some sort of animosity towards your BIL and it seems like it stems from jealousy of his success. Your husband acts like a child and I feel for your sister who had her day ruined by your husband's inability to control his mouth. I personally don't know how my marriage would come back after something as embarrassing as this. Reply 26 ...

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Text - ghostforest • 1d • Partassipant [4] NTA. And, l'd be very careful about accepting any apologies. This was not a case of your husband getting super drunk and saying these horrible things for the first time (though even drinking would not be an excuse here). Instead, he's got a long history of being extremely rude, inappropriate, hostile, irrational, and embarrassingly terrible. He is showing you his true character and it's not good at all. He's got no control over himself emotionally and s

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Text - Froggetpwagain • 1d NTA... kinda. You DO owe her an apology. Whether she accepts it or not, you need to tell her you're sorry and you don't agree with your asshole of a husband. You need to apologize for ruining her day as you're the one who brought him. Also, who invites in laws families??? That's NOT a thing, at least not where l'm from. Your husband sounds disgusting and selfish. Your husband didn't have enough decency to shut up after being told repeatedly to stop. He showed OVER and

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Text - zoeyjax • 1d • Partassipant [1] NTA but damn l'm sorry your husband is. Reply 4 14 3 ..

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Text - ladyk1487 • 1d NTA I'm sorry that your sister is mad at you. You actually did nothing wrong but she probably is thinking "it's your husband after all". I hope that relationship between you to mends. His logic of his family being invited is stupid, his actions are stupid. Gosh it sounds to me like he's jealous of the guy for being new and well off that he started being a jackass Reply 1 13 + •..

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Text - The_wayward_painter • 1d NTA but OP you dropped the ball in this. Husband talks crap about BIL, throws fit at the wedding invite, throws multiple fits AT the wedding. At any time you should have shut this down or sent him home, even if it meant you going home too. That is why your sister is mad at you and she should be. YOUR husband ruined her wedding day. You putting on blinders to who you brought into the family, does not excuse you. E Q Reply 4 12 3 ...

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Strange Cat Loves Being In The Fridge

This will always be the most wholesome result that you see when it comes to seeing a cat in the fridge. We respect it, and we absolutely love it. If you enjoyed this fun ride from Tumblr we recommend checking out this Tumbr thread about the Chilean Cat Foreman. It does not disappoint.

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Text - i-remember-there-was-mist Today I shut my cat in the fridge. Okay, so here's the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don't know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that l'll close the fridge without knowing she's in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn't really watching the

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Tumblr Post: The Tale Of A Kind, Huge Dude-Bro

Man, it's sweet Tumblr stories like this that can really warm the heart. You've got a huge, misunderstood dude-bro who shattered expectations about what kinds of dumb stunts he might pull, just cause he looked every part of the stereotypical jock. People are full of surprises! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how anyone can end up being a formidable foe.

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Text - emberkyrlee I talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I'm sitting there sweating because like... I'm wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he's the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say I can and will kill you'. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, "So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?"

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Text - good-ho-mens Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she's gay. I told him he should ask her because that's not my place and he said he would. I thought that would be the end of it. Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she's bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said "You more than me." because he's attractive and popular. But this wh

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Text - good-ho-mens So this isn't lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know- My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said "This would be easier with a wrench" And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on" and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

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Text - good-ho-mens Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn't say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it's a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!" Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left good-ho-mens Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went "cool I think I'm having one"

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Text - And I was like what the fuck Colin we're in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he's stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like... smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he's almost a foot taller than me and yeah

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Text - good-ho-mens Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don't have that many) and fistbumped me and said, "You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?" And honestly y'all, I would've started crying if he hadn't sneezed and accidentally smacked me 206,654 notes

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Influencer Demands Free Wedding Documentary, Gets Shut Down

There's nothing quite like an entitled influencer getting a big fat "no" after asking for some service in exchange for the dubious promise of exposure. These entitled individuals with their nonstop demands never seem to learn that just about no one wants to deal with their tiring behavior.

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Text - ull EE ? 09:53 @ 1 68% Wedding 10th April 2021 inbox On 09:48 M to me Good morning, My client is a well known social media influencer who is planning to be married at the 2021. In the lead up to her wedding, beginning this summer, she would like a documentary style video (an hour long) and photos taken at bridal fittings which can be shared with her followers. On the day of the wedding, she would like a video documenting the whole day (must be 1 hour+ in length) and a package that include

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Text - ll EE 4G 16:53 @ 1 62% ... Hi Melissa, Thanks for your email, and we really appreciate the offer. We don't usually offer our services for anything other than our regular going rate, however we would consider making an exception in this case. Firstly, we would just like to check if there might have been a typo in your original email, specifically relating to a missing zero on the amount of combined followers your client has across all their platforms? As I'm sure you probably know, 55000 i

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Text - ull EE 4G 16:53 @ 1 62% Thanks also for your thoughtful suggestion of a 25% cut in our fee for any followers that book through your client's promotional posts. Previously when we have received recommendations and promotions from high-value clients, we have been able to actually raise our prices in reflection of their strong reputations. So in that vein, it's helpful to know in advance that being linked with your client will automatically knock 25% off the perceived value of the product we

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Text - ll EE 4G 16:54 @ 1 61% ... MellHngon to me Good afternoon, Frankly my client and I find that kind of unprofessional email appalling and we will no longer be considering you as contenders to shoot what would have been a very lucrative wedding for you. It would of been a great opportunity for you to network with other social media influencers and some celebrities who will be making TV appearances later in the year. On top of that we have had other businesses reply to us with additional offe

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Text - ... Hi Melissa, Frankie from Betrothed & Co. here First of all, I would like to offer you a few apologies. I know we did encourage you to get back to us as quick as possible, and whilst we do really appreciate your swift reply, we would have been equally happy for you to take a couple of deep breaths before hitting "Reply." Believe me, no-one hates grammar pedants more than I do, but giving your email a little once over might have been prudent given that you supposedly work in the communi

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Text - Putting any ill feeling aside, I would like to offer heartfelt solidarity about your client's mother's cancer. I lost my own mother to this horrible disease 15 years ago, so I can imagine what your client is going through. That being said, it's slightly strange that you use that as a tool to guilt-trip us with when absolutely zero mention of this was offered in the original email. Speaking personally, it would have been the first thing I would have mentioned if I was seeking a freebie fro

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Mom Freaks Out When Stolen Candy Isn't Vegan

The feared "candy tax" is well known among many circles, but it's usually just localized to one's own family. This mom overtaxed her non-direct subjects and felt the swift lash of unwanted gelatin. Honestly it seems like the kind of thing any self-respecting vegan would know about. But this lady is a candy baron. For another one, here's a heartbroken vegan having to learn that mayo isn't vegan.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/MySuperSecretAccnt 6 28 12 hours ago 3 10 12 AITA for not telling a vegan mom that the candy she stole from my kids and was eating, wasn't vegan? This happened on Halloween and the day following. My neighbor, 38F (super vegan) has 2 kids. I (26F) also have 2 kids. My apartment complex didn't do traditional tick or treating on Halloween. Residents were advised to set out prepackaged individual candy bags on their patios/front door areas if they wanted to parti

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Text - So, Halloween comes and the kids are all dressed up and each building has a scheduled time where the kids go door to door. I ended up having to work late so my neighbor offered to walk my kids around with hers at our buildings scheduled time. About 45 minutes later my kids came home with a small bucket of candy (6 little goodie bags each from individual apartments that participated) everything was fine, and my kids didn't say anything weird had happened. They were just excited to eat cand

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Text - She said that since she Is the one who had to take the kids out, she took FIVE bags from each of my kids as a "tax." Her son then chimes in and said “you only took two bags from us!" she responded with "but I'm your mom, I was doing OPa favor so they get a higher candy tax" I was thinking about how to respond when I noticed that she was holding a starburst candy and decided to just smile and nod and go back to watching my kids. I let her continue To finish off the bag of candy and then sa

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Text - She was horrified, googles it and then told her kids that they were leaving. She said something about how she was going to be sick and stormed off. Now she's giving me dirty looks every time we see her and won't let her kids play if she shows up at the park and we are there. My husband thinks I'm an asshole cause I should have either- not said anything about the gelatin, or said something right away when I noticed. I don't think itť's my job to tell a vegan what is and isn't vegan though,

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Text - bratthecat Partassipant [2] 24.0k points · 13 hours ago NTA gelatin is like the first thing you figure out isn't vegan anyways and I say this as someone who did try veganism. It's takes 0 effort to google that and also 0 effort to not be a dick to kids.

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Text - spookybae95 Partassipant [2]] 2.0k points · 12 hours ago NTA. You would be if she had an allergy to something and didn't tell her, but this was just good petty revenge. She's the asshole. Literally taking candy from babies? What kind of person is this?? She took almost have of your kids' candy. That's insane. It would have been bad enough to take a bag from each child, but two from hers and five from yours? No. What a horrible person. Also, I was a vegan for seven years and don't know how

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Text - ResponsibilityGold88 1.4k points · 12 hours ago Not only is that lady a terrible adult (stealing children's Halloween candy? How low can you go?) bit she's also a terrible vegan. Seriously what kind of vegan doesn't know not to eat gelatin? NTA

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Text - bluebell435 Asshole Aficionado [15] 354 points · 11 hours ago · edited 9 hours ago r/pettyrevenge. NTA. I am a vegetarian. I remember learning that Starburst had gelatin. While it was very disappointing, it wasn't anyone else's job to educate me. I think she's kind of the AH for claiming to be vegan without learning what that meant (and also for stealing candy from children. Come on, it's $10 a bag in the store).

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Text - Heerreewego Partassipant [1] 270 points · 11 hours ago NTA. My parents took a "candy tax" growing up but it was always a few pieces which was not a substantial amount of our haul. But to rub it into the kids face or to take candy for someone else's kids then rub it in the parent's face. Yeah, not cool. I commend you for that smooth move!

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People Who Had to Deal with a Nightmare HOA

Most homeowner's associations aren't meant to be a big hassle, but sometimes an overzealous member can make their neighbors' lives a living hell of absurd rules about fences and garbage cans. For example, here's an HOA Karen who complained about guide dog training. There's also this bold HOA fighting strategy involving a radio tower.

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Text - Back2Bach 2.5k points · 17 hours ago There were 366 units spread out on over 200+ acres of land. One of the residents got fined $1,250 for putting outdoor Christmas lights on 2 trees in front of their unit (outdoor decorations being prohibited beyond residents' front door entryway).

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Text - jay_mee_d 24.9k points · 17 hours ago 2 S I'm being charged $400 because of a violation for a bush overhanging my walkway. I don't have a walkway. Or a bush. The picture isn't even my house. They won't back down.

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Text - slohara 23.3k points · 19 hours ago I got a HOA violation for my neighbor's vines growing into my yard.

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Text - Dispatcher12 10.5k points · 13 hours ago We got a letter because one Saturday my mom had a wheelbarrow full of mulch on the driveway. While she was planting flowers. We also got the police called the weekend we moved in because there were "too many cars in front of the house". Mostly because we were still unloading the moving truck.

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Text - Uncle_Lazlo 16.3k points · 13 hours ago E 4 O 2 S & 4 More My old house's backyard bordered an HOA community. Our house was built 30 years before the community was built so we weren't part of it. We used to get notices about violations and fines if we didn't correct them. Never did correct them . They finally sent legal papers to repossess our house. Went to court with a tax map that showed our property NOT part of the HOA community. Judge dismissed their suit against us and found them gu

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Text - TPhoard 14.5k points · 17 hours ago · edited 17 hours ago My daughter was a lifeguard at the pool in our community and they weren't allowed to give out certain equipment (it was for swimming lessons). One day the HOA president asks for equipment and my daughter says no as she was instructed. The HOA president actually says "Do you know who I am?" Then he proceeded to call her boss.

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Text - cantuseasingleone 12.3k points · 16 hours ago 3 When I was a kid my parents had a house in a nice cul-de-sac, but it was a working class neighborhood. The transmission in my truck took a doo doo so I replaced it in our driveway. A few days later we got a letter citing a clause stating all improvements done on property must be done by a licensed contractor. It was a far reach but they stood by it as there was nothing in the CC&Rs against working on personal vehicles. My dad made me pay him

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Text - sneakypandas 11.5k points · 16 hours ago HOA "lost" paperwork for change of ownership when we bought our house. They sent us letters saying there would be a lien placed on our home if we didn't pay the overdue amounts plus over $200 of late fees. I had to call them 3 times to even get someone on the phone who knew how to help me. Then I contacted escrow who said they had already not only sent all the paperwork, but turns out we had already paid the fees. Called HOA again and they were ins

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Text - littleblue0111 10.2k points · 16 hours ago Moved to Florida where every neighborhood is an HOA. Upon moving in I felt like I had joined a sorority or fraternity and I had to endure the hazing from the HOA. The final straw was when they sent me a letter that my white mailbox was dirty. So I decided to walk down one street and took pics of mailboxes with no doors and mailboxes that were covered in mildew and I emailed them all to the HOA. I told them to not send me any more notices until th

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Text - valuesandnorms 3.9k points · 17 hours ago Obligatory "not me but", a Texas HOA foreclosed on and sold the house of a soldier while he was serving in Iraq. Because he and his wife were behind $800 dollars in dues.

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Text - DeadliftsNRiffs 9.0k points · 16 hours ago No huge issues, just up-to-the-minute griping about every little thing. We were in the middle of moving in and got a nastygram about some boxes on the side of the house, waiting to go out with recycle. Got another one about our lawn right after it was scalped and winter grass planted. They apparently didn't approve of nature's time frame on growing grass. Moved back to the old neighborhood; no HOA, and city code takes care of 90% of the BS (weeds

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Text - WombatWithFedora 6.6k points · 18 hours ago I was just learning to drive and parked my car too far away from the curb. Parents and neighbors didn't get along so neighbors measured the distance from the wheels to the curb and parents got fined. Now I live in the country with pretty much no rules. We have goats and emus in our front yard.

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Text - BlondieeAggiee 6.4k points · 15 hours ago We had a cookie-cutter house built. One of the color palettes we could choose from included an accent color for the door/shutters that was a dark purple. The hubs and I are a little kooky so we selected it. At our final walkthrough, our door and shutters are brown. I tell the general that it's wrong and show him my contract. We were the only homeowners in the subdivision that selected that color, so the HOA decided to not offer it anymore. We said

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Text - SanchoMandoval 6.4k points· 18 hours ago I was putting on new siding... very obviously too, had ladders up and everything. But there was just plywood up one morning on part of my house, facing the street. I got a knock on the door at 7:30 AM, a code enforcement officer (in uniform, looking vaguely like a cop) was visibly upset and acting like I'd taken a dump on the front sidewalk or something. Told me if I didn't have the siding up by the end of the day I'd start getting fined every day.

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Text - CaptainPeachfuzz 5.1k points · 17 hours ago My grandparents lived in a old folks community with a zealous hoa. My grandmother had to go to the hospital, cause of her many health problems. My grand father would go with her. This happened once when I was visiting. There was a knock on the door at about 10am. Two elderly women with clipboards immediately jump into a speech about how the trash cans hadn't be brought in. I explained the situation. One of them said she was in the hospital the p

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Text - Inconspicuousness 4.8k points · 16 hours ago I live in a neighborhood that has a $1 / month HOA because we have a shared drive with an area drain. That money goes to emptying the area drain every couple of years. The CC&Rs are very laid back / there are no rules so I [wrongfully] assumed that would be the experience living here. The HOA president (the guy who schedules the area drains being emptied) is a Boomer on a power trip. He is in my business about everything. I got a new furnace an

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Text - Linux4ever_Leo 4.6k points · 18 hours ago This didn't happen to me but several years ago a co- worker told me about how she and her husband put in a small in-ground pool in their backyard. They got all of the required permits and everything and nobody said boo during the weeks of construction. After the pool was installed and they were getting ready to open it, the HOA sent them a letter informing them that it was in violation of the HOA rules and it had to be removed. (I guess their comm

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Neighbor Tries To Steal Family's Cat, Family Gets Cat Back By Singing

What kind of evil neighbor tries to steal a family's cat? Yikes. Well, this family had the perfect petty revenge in mind. They proceeded to sing outside that neighbor's place until the cat started tearing up the neighbor's furniture. The neighbor should've just been a good human being from the start.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Frogfins • 12h Join Steal our cat?? Get ready for the can-can This happened a few years back but a recent post about the OP trying to justify stealing their neighbours cat reminded me of it. A little background on the cat, Romeo was born in our house and lived with his mother and siblings. He also had a heart murmur which was manageable but required daily medication.

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Text - So a few years ago one of my family's cats hadn't came home for dinner which was unusual. When it got to the second day (36 hours no show) we were very worried so went out looking. We all came home one by one with no luck until my little sister ran inside and told us he was sat in our neighbors window!! We knocked to explain he was our cat and take him home but the neighbor refused to hand him over claiming he was a stray who she "saved" and was a girl cat. It got pretty heated and we end

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Text - The thing is that our cats all have odd habits because of our own. We're one of those families who sing everything and dance about a lot so we have certain songs which the cats know mean 'its time for treats', 'its time to vacuum' etc and one of those songs is the can- can. The can-can means it's time for canned food and all our cats know this, they get pretty rowdy when you sing it because they love their wet food. If you sing the can-can and don't deliver on the promise of food they get

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Text - We stood outside the neighbors house (on the pavement, public pathway) and did the can-can for an hour straight. We sang at the top of our lungs, we looked like we'd lost our God damn minds but it was working. Romeo was our most vocal cat and he was shouting; it's canned food time, where was his canned food?!! We went to the window and saw him clawing up the furniture with vengeance and encouraged him, good boy mess their sofa up reeaaal nice, yeah get those curtains!! The neighbors told

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Ultima Online Player Takes Epic Revenge

Never take for granted how far an Ultima Online player will go to enact their revenge. If anything, this tale should be a cautionary example to anyone that thinks about crossing someone on Ultimate Online.

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Text - officialgarrusvakarian E greyyourwarden shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCS im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character

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Text - teamOplayero someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

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Text - yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage, druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their in

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Text - Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant, and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools ra

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Text - Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were, collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head... which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I. Revenge against what, you ask?

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Text - So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights,

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Text - So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably (re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it.

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Text - I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMS to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gl

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Text - I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah.

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Strangest Life Moments People Still Can't Explain

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the weirdest moments in people's lives that they still can't explain. It could be something so strange it seems like a literal glitch in the matrix. Or, maybe it's some sort of near death experience that truly defied the odds. This life is brimming with mysteries, and sometimes the universe humbles us, reminding us that we really don't know a whole lot about this whole existence thing.

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Text - vikkifar • 12h 3 6 Awards I was t-boned in an intersection. Not a very serious accident, mostly just shaken up. I was out of state at college at the time. Minutes after the accident, my cell phone rang and it was my dad. He said all the sudden he was consumed with an overwhelming urge to call me, and was everything ok? I told him I was in an accident. He has passed away since but he and I always had a very strong connection. I wish he would call me now, but then I guess it would be the st

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Text - BatmanThicc • 12h 2 Awards This one time when I was little my dad woke me up at like 2am and he said "get ready, we're going to McDonalds". ...I was soooo fucking confused and kept asking why, but he wouldn't answer anything besides, "because" or "to have fun", the rest of my family (2 brothers, sister, and mom) didn't come with and IIRC they were still asleep when we left. The play place was closed, and we just kinda sat there for an hour or so eating, then went back home. To this day, I

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Text - BECAUSE it's my only proof of this weird fucking night that my dad (almost scarily) hurried me to McDonalds at 2am. I have 2 thoughts, my sister shit the bed and they were worried l'd make fun of her??? Maybe they somehow noticed like rats or something in my room??? But were worried I wouldn't be able to sleep if I knew that there were rats and they needed an hour or so to get it out??? Either way, very strange night that my dad refuses to tell me the truth about, which only makes me thin

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Text - Crowbar_Freeman • 13h I spent a night a bit drunk with some friends sketching and sharing new ideas for an art project we were working on. We talked a lot about using a fire extinguisher filled with paint for a background effect on huge canvas or a full room, but were wondering where we could get one for cheap and if it would work as we expected. Around 5 am I leave my friends apartment to take the first subway home and I shit you not, two streets further on my way and in the middle of th

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Text - stephen1547 • 13h 1 Award I saw my doppelgänger while driving in a parking lot. We passed each other going super-slow, and made eye contact. We both started laughing, and then continued on. My wife was sitting in the passenger seat, and saw him as well. It was super weird, and really fun for whatever reason. We still talk about it 10 years later. I regret not stopping and finding the guy to take a photo together. Reply 2.8k 3 •..

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Text - Nowforscd • 12h 1 Award When I was 7 or 8, I used to spend Friday nights at my grandmas house. And she spoiled the crap out of me, so I loved it. One night, though, I suddenly had a strange urge to call my mom. I dialed my phone number - I mean I knew my own number right? A woman answered, and I suddenly blurted out "mom come and get me". I have no idea why, to this day, that came out of my mouth. Like I said I loved it there, and up until that moment had no thoughts of being picked up. A

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Text - peepersceeper77 • 14h I had a dream once and within the next month, everything from that dream happened in real life. For example, in the dream my wife re-aranged our room wich is weird because she hates rearranging stuff and then the next week she arranged it exactly like dream. In the dream i also got promoted and then less than a week later i did in real life. Reply 1 1.7k ...

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Text - DOOFISMISTER • 14h 2 Awards i was walking home one day and when i passed this one old dudes house and his dog was outside and when i walked passed i could have sworn the dog told me to get the fuck off the property in perfect English. Reply 1.8k ...

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Text - magikjaz • 14h I told work I had to go out of town for a week for a family member's (my grandmother's cousin in Texas) funeral. Completely fictitious. ... in reality I just wanted time off to hang out at the luxury home my friend was house sitting, hot tub, full bar, etc. The day my "vacation" started, I got a call that my grandmother's cousin passed away and they were going out of town for the funeral and expected me to go with them. Reply 1 1.2k ...

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Text - MyCatsNameisMEA • 13h I was driving back to high school after leaving something in my locker. I had a day dream that another classmate asked me for a ride home. In the lobby i ran into him, and he did just that. Then I drove him home. Felt super weird then, we never spoke even really before or after. Still feels weird now. Q Reply 4 445 ...

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Text - bbalin54 • 13h S 1 Award Staying at grandparents for the weekend theyre eating dinner in dining room im in living room (open concept house everyone sees eachother) Power is lost lighys are out dark as could be! Power comes back on in what seems like 1 second. Grandmother is asleep in her bedroom and my Grandfather was out in the Garage. It has fucked with me my whole life 31 now i was about 5 or 6 at the time. Sadly both have passed by now. Only Matrix situation that messed up in my life

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Text - sicurn11 • 13h When I was in high school, my family lived in a house that sat about 300 feet from the road. Every morning I had a long walk down the driveway to meet the bus, and since we lived in the country, the bus came pretty early. One morning while I was walking, something that looked like a spotlight crossed the yard in front of me. Sort of the opposite of a shadow. It wasn't completely dark outside, so I could see there wasn't anything flying above me, and other than the normal so

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Text - Barracudalmpossible4 • 13h I was at work several years ago, and a coworker (S) had a massive seizure. (He later told us he had never had one before.) Everyone started freaking out, and a man came over and gently held S down because he was in danger of slamming into a desk. When the seizure passed, the man stood up and said "Ambulance should be here soon, so my work is done" and left. The weird thing? Nobody had ANY idea who that guy was. We were all so concerned about S that we didn't rea

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Text - [deleted] • 16h Why does my pen suddenly disappear when it falls on the ground. Reply 459 ...

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Text - WasintMeBabe • 16h When i was young i saw burglars tip toeing around my kitchen about 3-4 of them i didn't say anything or move i just watched them and went back to sleep. But when i woke up in the morning nothing was missing Q Reply 4 442 ...

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Entitled Customer Demands Free Stuff, Gets Extra

The world is brimming with unbelievably entitled individuals, and all we can do is try to make the best of them. This particular choosing beggar defies the odds.

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Text - Sorry not the best pics but if you have an idea of what you might want I can give you a price quote! My dog died and l'd like a paw print I'm sorry to hear that :/ Do you have a design in mind? No I was hoping you could make something. Sure, are you thinking of putting this on a car? I have white vinyl. I usually charge to make a design but I can do that part for free. You'll just have to pay for the vinyl and shipping cost. Yes. On the back of our Range Rover. It is white so white would

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Text - Ok. I'm thinking 6" x 4"? It would come to $16 w/ shipping. I have a few designs in mind. Would you like to approve them first or be suprised? A surprise is fine. I like your work ll Thanks! My Venmo is send it tomorrow. I actually am mailing two, feel free to pick. I couldn't decide on a design.

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Text - If you are doing that I will put the other sticker on our Jeep. But can you send one more for my husbands car? I actually am nearly out of this vinyl and have already sealed up the mailer, I'm sorry. I hope you love the two I sent! I can do more if you want but l'd have to quote you as a different order. Once you receive these you can let me know which design you'd prefer and I can make another.

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Text - So you'll send two but not three? Unfortunately I'm pretty pressed for time right now, I cut two because I wanted to make sure you got a design you liked. I'm happy to make another for the same price Our cars are going to look silly with two having but not the third I would like a refund

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Text - I'm sorry, I only charged you for the vinyl, so it's non refundable. If the cuts get to you and you're not happy with them, I can cut a new one but you'll have to provide the design I'm not happy with the ones you send

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Green - I put them in the mail 20 minutes ago... I want a new one Aight you know what, I was able to get it from the mailbox. I've gone ahead and taken out the extra decal. That way your cars won't look silly. Enjoy.

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