4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Insane For WandaVision WandaVision is easily the most popular show streaming right now about a scarlet witch of vaguely defined powers living inside a vintage sitcom with her dead husband, an android named Vision who used to be Robert Downey Jr.'s robo-butler named JARVIS. Second on to The Crown, probably. We don't know, we haven't seen it. But the weird thing is, everything we just described is actually an extremely simplified version of Scarlet Witch's comic book adventures. If you think the show is perplexing, your head might explode upon learning that if you dig deep into the comics' canon… it's pretty messed up. So let's go ahead and do that. This is CanonBall. 
Seagull Steals Chips and Books It The peculiar thing about this is how the seagull acts nonchalant while approaching the chips. It's like no one should suspect a seagull in a grocery store, like it was planning on paying anyway. Does it think it's in a cartoon? And it didn't even fly away. It just ran outta there. Either way it worked. 
Wildly Irrational Toddler Temper Tantrums These moments where kids were agents of full on chaos/staged ridiculous temper tantrums over the silliest of matters might be enough to convince some folks out there that they are in fact not ready to have kids. Parenting's clearly a profound emotional rollercoaster that comes with many speed bumps, and a steady procession of curveballs. You're going to have to grow very accustomed to things like sleep deprivation, and manage to maintain nothing short of a saintly patience along the way. With that being said, adults certainly aren't immune to having temper tantrums of their own. Check out some of those over here. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 
Neighbors Won't Turn Down Heating Unit, They Pay The Price This isn't the first time that we've seen some neighbors end up acting like inconsiderate human beings, and we're certain that it won't be the last. You just never really know if you're going to end up living next to a waking nightmare or not. Or, if you don't end up with some terrible neighbors, maybe you'll end up having to deal with a lousy landlord. From there, the ball can end up being in your court, and it's your decision whether or not it's time for the pro revenge. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 
Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery There's a fine line between a clever pun and mind-blowingly stupid pun, and honestly it seems like there's no way of knowing which is which until it's already been thrown out there. Kind of like a faulty antique grenade, but for laughter. Here are some more dad jokes that go father than ever before. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 
Tired Mother Mistakes Girl For Employee, Learns Otherwise Fortunately, this tale of a customer mistaking another customer for an employee has a happy ending. Normally, we come across frustrating tales of Karens and other entitled walks of life going out of their way to rudely demand things of customers that were minding their business, just trying to take care of their own shopping needs. Sometimes, those scenarios even end up escalating into situations where the confused customers still ask the other customers to help them out, as if they worked there. Pretty unreal. This story though just involves some good old fashioned tomfoolery and an overriding, welcomed sense of humor. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 
Housing Listing Describes An Absolutely Disastrous Abode Just when we thought we'd seen it all, we come across a listing for a "home" that looks anything but hospitable to its residents. We can only imagine what kind of gauntlet the realtor tasked with trying to sell this place has had to run. Like, what about this place, literally anything at all, would inspire a human being to put the offer down? I guess it could be a wonderfully difficult project if you wanted to try and flip it? The monstrous abode clearly needs some tender loving care. 
Landlord Won't Replace Mailbox Key, Tenant Takes Revenge Realizing that you've moved into a new space overseen by an incapable, wildly inconsiderate landlord is one of the worst realizations to have. You're out there paying all that money to live in a decent enough space, and when something goes wrong, you can't even get your landlord to help you out? No thank you. These dudes found themselves with a landlord who just couldn't seem to get around to replacing their busted mailbox key. So, when the tenant's final day of living in the apartment had arrived, and the landlord was nowhere to be found when it was time for the apartment inspection, the tenant put that house key right in the very mailbox that the landlord hadn't procured the new key for. A simple enough, yet brutally effective petty revenge. Plus, this story's been made all the better by those ridiculous typos. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Check us out over on Instagram as well! 
Birds Playing Heavy Metal Is Everything Did you wake up today thinking that what you were lacking in your world was being able to see a couple adorable, radical looking birds play some heavy metal? No, no you probably didn't. But alas, here we are. The internet doing what it does best: creating humorous chaos from nothing. We're ready for the album at this point. 
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