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2021/02/25

Bride Surprises Groom By Drumming "Carol Of The Bells" and more...

Why is this so emotional? Love is in the air in this wholesome video of a bride surprising a truly mystified husband as she rocks out, drumming "Carol of the Bells." Suffice to say, it's quite the loving performance.

 

Bride Surprises Groom By Drumming "Carol Of The Bells" and more...


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Bride Surprises Groom By Drumming "Carol Of The Bells"

 

Why is this so emotional? Love is in the air in this wholesome video of a bride surprising a truly mystified husband as she rocks out, drumming "Carol of the Bells." Suffice to say, it's quite the loving performance. 

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Motorcyclist Suddenly Becomes Stuntman

 

Can you imagine what must've been racing through this motorcyclist's brain when he flew through the air, after crashing into the car in front of him, and then miraculously sticks the landing like it was all part of the master plan? I'd guess nothing short of pure disbelief. He looks like he was somehow unharmed. Seriously though, what an unreal turn of events. 

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Drag Racer Lands Back On Wheels After Going Airborne

 

It has to be bowel-emptyingly scary to realize you're in a fast-moving airborne vehicle with only a so-so chance of sticking the landing. Maybe the force of this driver's rapidly-filling underwear hitting the floor of the car provided enough downward thrust to get it back on the ground.

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Twitter Thread: Our Bodies Go Whale Mode During Cold Water Exposure

Learn something new every day. As it turns out, our bodies do a ton of really bizarre/cool stuff when they're exposed to cold water. Basically, a little bit of cold water exposure can work wonders when you're wrestling with a gnarly bout of anxiety or depression. Of course, we're not out here saying that cold water exposure is a guaranteed tonic for anyone struggling with mental illness, but it might be worth a shot at the very least. 

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Font - I cannot begin to tell y'all how much my life has improved since I learned to intentionally trigger my mammalian diving reflex, love tricking my spleen every day 2/14/18, 12:27 PM

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Font - I:7h When you, a land mammal, go in the water, your whole body goes ??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?! and does a TON OF COOL- because it thinks you wanna be a whale again. Bodies are stupid, you should take advantage of your rube organs 27 40 6. 275 1-7h According to my research, your face is the area where most of your breathing holes are located. When those intake valves encounter cold water, your heart, lungs, brain, and spleen go UH, FINE, I GUESS 3 27 11 149

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Font - -: 7h Your heart goes OH GREAT I GUESS THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE OXYGEN AGAIN vand the beat drops- by like 15%. You can totally induce bradycardia by putting cold water on your face because your heart is a GULLIBLE FOOL ... 96 27 19 175

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Font - · 7h BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE Your spleen, which medical professionals refer to as "the liver but STUPIDER," is also totally fooled by you pretending to turn back into a whale. Q2 L716 199 y 7h So, if you do the cold water on your face (best with submersion but splashing or a wet washcloth works too) and hold your breath for a few seconds, your spleen goes AAAAHHHH and sends you a BUTT-TON of extra red blood cells 3 175 126 ·: 7h Your spleen sends you all those extra red blood cells because,

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Font - .. 7h Your spleen sends you all those extra red blood cells because, terrifying fact, if you were a whale your size you'd have 3x as much blood in you as you have now. Just. You, with a blowhole, FULL of blood. That's what your spleen wants. 2713 192 -7h How long are you gonna hold your breath while you're with your organs? Because if you hold it for a little longer, you get *THE BLOOD SHIFT*- 275 106

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Font - 1: 7h So when l'm all stressed and freaked out and and my heart rate is too high and my breathing is shallow, I ask myself: how would a whale respond to this situation 4 27 27 235 "y· 7h And then I go hold my breath and put cold water on my face for like thirty seconds (or submerge my face if I can) and then I LAUGH because my organs are FOOLS AHAHAHAHA I WIN AGAIN 07 2715 297

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The Many Frustrating Habits of People's Spouses

Relationships take work, but it's nearly impossible to stamp out every bad habit someone has. Living with someone who leaves lights on, never replaces toilet paper and opens a new bag of cereal even though there's already one open can seriously weigh on the psyche. For some spousal drama, here's a picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals and a constantly late wife who's only on time when lied to.

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Food - The way my wife cuts an avocado

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Wood - The cord for my wife's vacuum...

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Plant - Caught my wife eating a banana like this

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Bookcase - I had to move my bookshelf, and my husband put all the books back for me... MORE THAN THIS T TAR WARS TES EER GMRE Hatty Polter ICE &FIRE MISTBIRN TRILOGY SANDERSON

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Picture frame - My husband "helped" by hanging the last picture on the left.... Dead Trvl

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Food - My wife ate every single marshmallow in a family sized box of Count Chocula. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

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Food - My wife had first servings...

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Eyewear - How my wife loads the dishwasher ender Bottle

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Product - How my wife put back together our kid's play mat after cleaning it EFGH M NOP QRST UVXY

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Food - How my wife and son eat a cake

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Font - Think my wife is a psychopath...

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Food - My wife and MIL each wanted half a banana.

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Wood - The way my wife wears her socks..

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Kettle corn - How urgent was my wife bowl of cereal? CRÚPY CRUNC ACR A I50 ORS!

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Dishware - My wife has been cutting the pie in an interesting way

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Camera lens - Wife asked me to turn the Crock Pot all the way up up to high when I left for work. Supper was still uncooked when we got home. CROCK POT • THE OK AL SLOW COOKER • Low High Off War

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Product - Who does this? My wife. My wife does this. I'm doomed. EKOLOGISK MELLAN MJÖLK MED LANGRE HALLBARHET 1.5% PhotoGrid MUTTI

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Dishware - The way my wife put the dishes away

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Light - I've stopped changing the toilet paper rolls in my bathroom. Waiting to see how long my wife and kids will let this continue.

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Automotive lighting - My wife using the new USB/outlet combo I just bought ected Grourided

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Car - Wife spent all night framing this puzzle. BACK FARFUTURE OUTATIME

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Musical instrument - I bought my wife a card organizer wallet. She says she's very happy with it.

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Product - The way my wife keeps the cracked egg shells instead of throwing them out, and yes they go back in the fridge like this

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Tableware - Married for 3 years to my wife and just found out she eats 3Musketeers with a spoon n removes the shell....

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Hand - АМ, MSc. @Aflutterby_0 ... This is how my husband leaves hummus/guacamole containers in the fridge.. Nutrition Fact Total Fat SARLE SEAT MATORAL GA

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Brown - How my husband leaves the blinds

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Plastic bag - Should I divorce my wife? Both of these bags were purchased on the same day.... PULSE HDIH NUM oow Cuisina ASTY

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Food storage containers - My husband never take out the leftovers in his dishes

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Food - How my wife cuts a pizza

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Tableware - This is what it looks like when my wife won't throw away leftover condiments. "I might need it"/"They're so cute"

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Food - My wife thinks doing this isn't a fire hazard

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Hand - My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it's empty...

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Hand - Where my girlfriend left her cup of water UBLE ULP acer

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Food - I always think our sour cream is moldy, then I realize my husband dips Doritos directly in it and puts it away like this

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Computer - Where my husband leaves his computer to charge 9:23 Thursday, December 31 SI 24 ELITE X2

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Food - My husband 'helping' by consolidating all our pasta DD

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Mobile phone - My husband refuses to take off the screen protector from his phone. This is what it looks like

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Entitled Folks and Their Restless Demands

Most people have a sense of decorum, but there's always some entitled person out there who's going to make a totally unreasonable demand and then act baffled and hostile when they don't get their free ice cream or car. It can be anyone and anything. A neighbor who wants a lawnmower, an ex who wants a Netflix password; anything. Nothing gets past these entitled people with laughable boldness.

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Rectangle - My school's looking for a photographer for our Christmas party 18:24 But the thing is you're going to pay us 18:24 You'll pay us to photograph people 18:24 Then you can use our party as a market or something Am I making sense? 18:24 Lmao you're not making any sense at all 18:35 /

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Automotive lighting - NASA's Perseverance Mars . 1h Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #Countdown ToMars O 6,843 tLI 166K V 471K Replying to @NASAPersevere So all those millions spent and all you can produce is a grainy black and white photo. 1:07 PM · 18 Feb 21 · Twitter for Android Tweet your reply

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Font - ll Telstra 4G 4:01 pm 45% bob Custom Scooter $400 Cool, is $25 ok 3:50 pm It was 800 brand new 3:50 pm Bro All it is is metal and plastic and rubber put together. $25 is more than enough 3:52 pm Seriously dude? 3:53 pm $25 is more than enough Ur a paedohile scamming children 3:53 pm What? 3:56 pm Type a message here

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Font - I don't really like beards.. Imao why would you swipe on me then Well you can always shave it.. Imao I won't tho. the beard stays you won't shave for me? Imaooooo no. i won't. Today 12:06 PM Why not? I don't like guys with beards Imao sucks to suck then. i'm not shaving it for you I guess you'll have to miss out on me tomorrow night then "Those who would shave the beard for psy deserve neither the beard or the pcy." - Ben Franklin, probably

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Font - C February 21 at 6:50 AM O Hi, anyone here giving away a free, new or like-new Chrysler 200 (2015-2017). My 16yo daughter turned down $3000 for a new vehicle, because the car that her grandpa was trying to sell to her was pretty crappy. Also, I need it ASAP. Thanks! 9 Comments 1 Share O Like A Share All Comments You need to leave. Now. This group is NOT for this, it is for people who are actually in need of financial help. If you actually read, most posts here are about people who usually

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Font - David DeMerchant 4 reviews ** 9 months ago Don't bother calling for take out. They put you on hold and never come back. Franky D's (Owner) 9 months ago Sorry for your inconvenience. The server taking your order had a seizure while doing so and couldn't complete the process. When you showed up to retrieve your order and it was not ready, even though there was an ambulance in front of the restaurant and we were tending to the medical emergency at hand, we offered to complete your order at t

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Font - Jessica DaBaddie Just now . Food workers getting all butthurt when a customer comes in just minutes before closing. It's your fault for cleaning up before closing time. YOU SHOULD CLEAN AFTER CLOSING TIME. You get more hours that way anyway. Now make my foking food, cause y'all are still open. Shouldn't have cleaned up, fking idiots. O Like Comment A Share

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Font - 2 years ago on G Google Extremely dissapointed with this chain of hotels! After winning a prize to stay at this hotel, and obtaining a voucher for a single night stay, I requested an extension after 10 days of the voucher expiring. The hotel stay was for two people, and as I had a newborn that I was breastfeeding, I was not able to leave my baby with others! The hotel refused to extend my voucher, for a measly period of 10 days. Great to see that this hotel group supports breastfeeding mo

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Rectangle - Yesterday Instagram Collaboration Hello! This is Instagram. what I was thinking was that you could send me something from your from company and in exchange I would post a picture on my stories to promote it and I can even do an unboxing! My fee is $50. Let me know what you think!

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Font - Today 8:26 PM Hi! I saw your posts on insta and I LOVE them! So since I print and frame photos for people and you're a photographer, maybe we could team up or something? Thanks for your interest, that sounds great! So what were you thinking? Here's my idea: You can send me some pics without the watermarks and I can print and sell them

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Product - Then we split the profits? No Then how do I benefit? I'll give you credit and exposure! I have more than 3 times your followers so I think it'll help you How does that sound? No I'm not gonna give you images (that I normally sell) for free so you can make a profit off of them

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Font - Just for some "exposure" to your 3500 followers If you want to be selfish and not share your talents with others that's fine by me Ok great But God will definitely never forgive these sins If you don't change your ways you'll go to hell! I'll save you a spot

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Facial expression - i BB AD LADbible Ed Sheeran Went From Sleeping Rough To World's Biggest Popstar As He Turns 30 Today 3 118 290 kommenttia • 48 jakoa O Tykkää Kommentoi Jaa Well if he was a real man he'd donate 50% to homeless causes, he wouldn't even notice

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Black - ... I went on a date with this guy and he paid for himself alone because i brought two of my friends. Omoh some men are heartless 21:53 08/01/21 Twitter for Android 687 Retweets 453 Quote Tweets 3,810 Likes ... Replyingt All of u blaming me it is unfair na9, a gentle man would have paid the bills and tell me politely after the date. That's the best thing to do nd not to just act so immature. Some men love dates with friends and some don't. So next time i will always ask before taking my

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Product - Foldable reading light ion Hi, is this still available? 6:00 PM Thursday Yup You ca pick it up anytime today just give me a heads up Address and my number is ! Number 10:41 AM Is it free or do you want $1 1:29 PM If you don't mind $1 (I plan on donating any money I make on kiji to redemption paws rescue organization) 1:57 PM Seems a bit pricy for the condition it's in, could you do $0.60? 1:59 PM Condition? It's basically unused 2:01 PM I know but considering that l'm going to you l

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Font - I know but considering that l'm going to you l think it would be fair to pay for my gas ($0.40) if that's ok with you 2:08 PM It's already at a really low price, I'm basically giving it away for free I just ask for a dollar to contribute to my donation to help animals... 2:19 PM Tunderstand that, it's just that money is kinda tough right now due to covid and I'm not getting any income. I really need to save as much as possible. My son and I really enjoy reading books together and I want t

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Font - Foldable reading light anan you arema position Wnere you are more financially stable you can always just pay it forward donate to charity when you are ready. Let me know when you want to grab it and I hope you both are staying safe. 2:26 PM What kind of books do you like to read together 2:30 PM I don't even want the light or struggling financially. I just wanted u to realize how pointless and what a waste of time it is trying to sell something less then 10 bucks on kijiji. If you really

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Font - have a son as I am 8 years old. Stay safe tho thanks for ur time 2:35 PM An 8 year old that's selling an air hockey table and fit bit? Lol okay dude as I said I would just give stuff away but l've listed a bunch of stuff for really cheap because I want it to contribute to charity and every bit helps especially because I am a student that is currently not working because of COVID and have financial burdens of my own. I only do non contact exchanges where I put the item in my mailbox and wh

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Gesture - l ROGERS ? 9:21 AM @ 1 78% Ring Shaming 1 hr · 9 ... Ewwwww. Self shame Friday here I come. Found this in the BF's nightstand. Not a fan. Please roast and then tell me how to tactfully say no you need to go get something different. Write a comment... GIF

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Mom Accidentally Ignites The Great Penguin Debacle

Poor mom was just trying to keep the peace amidst her kid having a bit of a breakdown over a toy penguin. Regardless of whether or not the penguin that mom swapped out was actually identical to the other one, it managed to gain disapproval from her husband. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community seem to be in agreement that mom wasn't in the wrong. 

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Font - AITA for "switching" the penguins? Not the A-hole | (28F) have twin boys, Sam and Dominic, they are 5 years old. This afternoon while i was at the pharmacy with the boys they found these toy penguins and instantly became obsessed with them. I really don't understand why, they were just these small beanie baby like penguins. They begged and begged for them and feeling generous i was like sure why not. $2 each to make them happy is a pretty solid deal after all.

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Font - quietfangirl · 17h NTA they're 5. You weren't manipulating them, you were solving the problem in a calm, creative way that didn't demean your children. G Reply ... +

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Absurd Medical Misconceptions Professionals Have Witnessed

On one hand, it's baffling that some really dumb medical patients refuse to pay close enough attention to understand how their own body works, especially in a life-threatening situation. On the other hand, since doctors exist, it makes some sense that regular people shouldn't be expected to automatically know everything about medicine. On the third hand, the reality that a grown adult might think their lost arm will grow back is as startling as it is disappointing. Wait, that's three hands. Well, case in point.

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Font - Lalllo7 5 days ago 2 2 & 3 More My very blonde baby was born with a slightly elongated head because of the delivery. The doctor handed her to the nurse then said, "Oh! It looks like she's a little towhead!" My (also blonde) husband burst into tears and began consoling me, (yep, blonde). He patted me and said, “ We'll get through this together." The doctor and I made eye-contact, and we both realized my husband thought the baby had a deformed toe head! I was giggling so hard that my baby's

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Font - CreativeSuno 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago 5 2 3 5 I offered a diabetic a tissue after doing a finger prick to mop the the 2 drops of blood on his finger. He looked at me like I was an absolute idiot, said "you don't know very much do you" and sucked the blood off his finger. Then spend the next 5min 'educating' me that because he was a diabetic, he needed all the blood he had. Therefore he needed to 'put it back into his body' rather then wasting it by putting it on a tissue. He was und

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Font - VloekenenVentileren 5 days ago 12 "What do you mean, I can't eat an entire fruit cake? Isn't fruit supposed to be healty?" -Diabetic type 2 with a blood sugar level of 450 mg/dl.

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Font - commoncheesecake 5 days ago "Did you have anything this morning for your fasting blood draw?" "No, just tea with honey, and a glass of orange juice."

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Font - give-em-hell-peaves 5 days ago S I still remember reading a reddit comment from a doctor years ago that they were telling the person they were about to lose a finger. They said the person seemed way to ok with it, so the doctor asked how they were handling it so well and the person genuinely told them that it won't be too bad because at least fingers grow back. It began a whole slew of comments from other doctors with patients who had the same misconceptions about limb amputations.

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Font - SymBoL94 5 days ago "How are you feeling today?" "Not great, I have a cough that starts from an emotion in my throat and chest. That emotion disturbs me." .. a bacterial pneumonia .. roommate is a neighborhood "spiritual guru"

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Hair - GPFO 5 days ago O 5 e6 3 5 E 4 I had a father of a baby absolutely beside himself because his newborn baby had no teeth

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Font - JoeMomma1975 5 days ago I once administered a certain type of breathing test to a 58 y/o female patient who worked at a manufacturing plant on 8 hour shifts. In self-reporting her smoking history, she told me she smoked up to 8 packs of cigarettes a day. I think her misconception was that she was going to live forever....

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Font - hononononoh 5 days ago S "Can you email me my medications?" "Sure. I can send them electronically to any pharmacy you want." "No. Skip the pharmacy. Ain't there some fancy schmancy way now you can send an email of some kind, and I just print it out and eat it, or I scan it with my phone and listen to it with headphones or summinorother?" "I'm afraid not, sir."

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Font - dentist3214 5 days ago I work at a pathology lab that takes Covid tests. We occasionally get phone calls like 'where's the nearest testing site' or 'what's the wait time at (testing site name)'. All reasonable, except for 'Does it hurt when the swab touches your brain? I'm guessing she had a friend or family member get a test and described it to her, but it was pretty hard not to laugh. I did explain to her what actually happens, and she seemed relieved, but it still makes me giggle to re

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Font - tjotjohallojsan 5 days ago edited 4 days ago Not me but my sister, currently in residency. She was with a patient who had "a severe pain in her thigh". They screened her, ran thousands of tests and nothing came out of it. They later found out she had A BULLET in her arm but that it had hit her from behind, so it couldn't be seen when she laid down on her back. She thought her thigh was in her arm. I seriously do not get how they didn't find it since this is more common in ER situations bu

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Font - Half-Bastard 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago My mother asked me once, completely serious, why brain transplants were not possible. She didn't understand why if you had an inoperable brain tumor they couldn't just pop a new one in there like it was a heart or liver. I tried to explain to her that it wouldn't be the same person but she just stared at me blankly. I love my mother but oof that was probably one of the stupidest conversations I've ever had.

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Font - Downtherabbithutch 5 days ago I'm training to be a midwife, and once met an expectant father who panicked when he heard that his daughter was breech because he thought this meant that she was going to come out of his wife's arse. Actually took a chunk out of the inside of my cheek trying not to laugh.

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Font - tedy4444 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago I was getting dressed for a hunt with my emt friend and he goes, "dude you've got a hernia." I was like, "naw, I'm just growing an outie." he then proceeded to tell me how dumb I am. a few months later i had hernia surgery. smh

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Font - Dungeons-n-swagons 5 days ago Not the dumbest, but most recent. I had a patient who needed a tooth extracted. Young teenage girl, obviously very sheltered. She was telling me how bad it hurts and I asked her what she takes for pain. "I apply a little clove oil to it when it keeps me up at night." I asked if that works and she goes "Um... not really." When I told patient and mom to control post- operative pain with ibuprofen and acetaminophen, they looked at me like I had grown a second he

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Rectangle - crazytaco111 5 days ago S I'm a veterinarian and I can't tell you how many nipples I have diagnosed O. (p.s. sorry that's not humane body but thought it was fun to share)

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Font - mermaidmyday 5 days ago Working in an ER as a nurse practitioner. I had a patient's granddaughter, who was pregnant, ask me if she dyed her hair would it also dye her baby's hair. Made my day!

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Font - SecretMiddle1234 5 days ago I asked an elderly patient to show me how she gives her insulin. She said, I need an orange. I said why? She said well, I draw up my insulin in the syringe, inject it in the orange and eat it! That's how the Dr showed me to do insulin! O e

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Font - spindlecork 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago I've had a few good ones, but the funniest actually happened during my first year of college studying PT. Someone raised their hand in A&P early on in learning about muscles, their attachments, actions, and innervations...she asked why humans don't have meat like cows, pigs, and other edible animals...Prof stalled for a second holding it together, then asked if anyone else was wondering about this. Roughly a third of the class (perhaps 20 people?

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Font - dctrimnotarealdoctor 5 days ago I'm a dentist and the thing we get all the time that I hate is parents not caring about their child's decay because 'they're just baby teeth'. Losing baby teeth early causes all sorts of problems aside from the pain and trauma but in addition to that I often have to explain to parents that the adult teeth that erupt at age 6 are meant to last forever. They're always oblivious.

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Font - TheManInBlack36 5 days ago I used to take retinal photos to look for diabetic retinopathy. When I would call to make appointments, more than once a patient said "Well I just saw the proctologist." No sir, these are retinal photos, not rectal photos.

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Font - otter_space08 5 days ago a S My dad doesn't have a clue on anything that happens in the body. I told him I work in a tissue lab and he asked "oh are you developing new Kleenex?" When I told him that I work with body tissue this man really said "oh, I don't think I have that. I just use Kleenex"

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Font - Ordinary_Donut1877 5 days ago · edited 5 days ago I'm in the mental health field but I met with a client who was worried that if their relative had a heart transplant would the relative still love and remember them. The logic being that the feeling of love lives in the heart.

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Karen Goes Through Angry Mental Gymnastics Over Parking Space

The parking lot can bring out the very worst in someone. People can get all kinds of nasty, territorial, and straight up entitled over a parking space. In this case, we have an angry Karen who went out of her way to hassle an employee who was just trying to start up their work day, over a parking space that was rightfully their space to begin with. With that being said, picturing the look of pure and unadulterated rage on Karen's face when the manager closed the door when she was in the middle of her temper tantrum is enough to make one's heart glow with satisfaction. 

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Font - r/IDOWORKHERELADY u/oFFtheWall0518 · 3d + Join 2 1 e 2 3 5 3 Random angry lady who doesn't like where I parked. Originally posted in IDWHL until I found out about this subreddit. Ok, so needed context: The store I work at has a parking lot on either side of the building, front and back. The back lot it where the employee parking is and where we also park our work vans. The front lot very very rarely fills up, but last week there was some construction done to the building so there were wor

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Font - back door to our store had been replaced, but the auto- close arm wasn't so you have to hold the door and shut it slowly or else it slams shut and is super loud. For the purposes of this story, I am "Jason", the lady I had the entanglement with is "Karen" and my boss is "Scott". Sundays are my late start days, where I come in after the store has already opened to run my van route. I pulled into the back lot in my POV, wearing my uniform hoodie and polo shirt (both have store logo on them)

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Font - Karen: "You sure can't! An employee just yelled at me for parking back here. You have to go around front." Me: "No, it's ok. I work here." Karen: "Then why aren't you in uniform?" Me: points to my shirt logo "| am in uniform." Karen: "Where's your badge?" Me: "I don't have one."

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Font - Karen: "Well, the other guy was wearing one!" Me: "My manager wears a tag that says 'Manager' because we all wear the same polo shirt." Karen: "How am I supposed to know that?" Ме: "...." Karen: "Whatever. Your customer service sucks anyway! When I get in there, I'm telling your manager!"

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Font - Me: "Great. He's the one with the manager badge." At this point l'd gotten my bag out of my back seat and had started walking towards the store. Karen: "Hey, asshole! I'm still talking to you!" I'm about to turn around and say something when, I guess Scott heard the commotion and decided to try and get me out of a tough spot in his own way. He throws the back door open and yells, Scott: "Jason! Why the are you late!" Me: "This woman told me I can't park here." Karen: "He doesn't even work

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Font - Scott: "Ma'am, I asked you to pull around front to the customer parking." Karen: "YOU CAN'T TREAT YOUR EMPLOYEES THAT WAY!" Scott: "I thought you said he doesn't work here." By now l've made it into the store and Scott waves me in. Making full eye context with Karen, he moves his hand and let's the door slam shut over top what she was yelling at him. Unfortunately I wasn't there long enough to see if she actually came in and tried to deal with him or not. 1.6k 3 28 ↑, Share

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Font - YellowMoya · 3d Closing the door while making eye contact. Boss move G Reply 1 360 + ... Zealousideal_Ad_109 · 3d Manager move 63 ... +B

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Tumblr Thread: The Staggering Recklessness Of Humans In Star Trek

We can always bank on the brilliant, wandering minds of Tumblr to lead us down rabbit holes where various aspects of universes like that of the Star Trek universe, are obsessively overanalyzed. Basically, this Tumblr thread pays mind to the fact that humans are regularly equipped with technology that's light years beyond their understanding, and such a situation paves the way for complete chaos throughout space. It's really a fun way to shift your perspective on how other civilizations throughout space actually view humans in the Star Trek universe. Check out some more funny Tumblr gems unleashed from the depths over here

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Font - 3 lyrangalia Follow prokopetz Random Headcanon: That Federation vessels in Star Trek seem to experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn't just an artefact of the television serial format. Rather, it's because the Federation as a culture are a bunch of deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around in ships packed full of beyond-cutting-edge tech they don't really understand. Endlessly frustrating if you have to fight them, because they can pull an effectively unlimited

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Glasses - writebastard So to everyone else in the galaxy, all humans are basically Doc Brown.

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Font - prokopetz Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don't realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They're just like "yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience". roachpatrol THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING

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Font - roachpatrol vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast humans: hahaha yeah humans: it did tho vsa: IT EXPLODED humans: it exploded twice as fast

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Font - froborr I love this. Especially because of how well it plays with my headcanon that the Federation does so much better against the Borg than anyone else because beating the Borg with military tactics is nigh-impossible, but beating them with wacky superscience shenanigans works as long as they're unique wacky superscience shenanigans. megabeeprime Yeah, I love this.

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Font - underscorex Reminds me of the thing I wrote a while back about Humans in high fantasy realms - they're basically Team It Hold My Beer I Got This. Impulsive, passionate to a fault, the social structures they build to try and regulate this hotheadedness ironically creates even greater levels of sheer bull-headedness. Even their "cooler" heads take action in months or weeks. All their great heroes of the past were impossibly rash by galactic standards. Humans Just Go With It, which is their

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Font - roachpatrol klingons: okay we don't get it vulcan science academy: get what klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way klingons: why do you let them run your federation vulcan science academy: look vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up

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Font - vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they're offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby sun into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experimen

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Font - the-real-seebs Come to think of it, I mean. Look at the "first human warp drive" thing in the movie. That was... Not how Vulcans would have done it. dragon-in-a-fez you know what the best evidence for this is? Deep Space 9 almost never broke down. minor malfunctions that irritated O'Brien to and back, sure, but almost none of the truly weird that befell Voyager and all the starships Enterprise. what was the weirdest malfunction DS9 ever had? the senior staff getting trapped as holosuite c

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Font - dragon-in-a-fez you know what, I'm not done with this post. let's talk about the Pegasus. the USS Pegasus, testbed for the first Starfleet cloaking device. here we have a handful of humans working in secret to develop a cloaking device in violation of a treaty with the Romulans. they're playing catchup trying to develop a technology other species have had for a century. and what do they do? do they decide to duplicate a Romulan cloaking device precisely, just see if they can match what ot

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Font - there must be like twenty different counselling groups for non-human engineering students at Starfleet Academy, and every week in every single one of them someone walks in and starts up with a story like "our assignment was to repair a phaser emitter and my one human classmate built a chronometric- flux toaster that toasts bread after you've eaten it." a deadcatwithaflamethrower "MacGuyver" is the equivalent of Vulcan vintage human horror television. roachpatrol during orientation at a hu

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Font - "yeah, you'd think so," say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. "you'd really think so." there is a phrase in vulcan for 'the particular moment you understand what the word is for'. thefingerfuckingfemalefury This is why the Federation is the only organisation to ever stand a chance against the Borg The Borg can adapt to the brilliant millitary strategies of the Romulan Star Empire, the Klingons and even the cold logical intellectual prowess of the vulcans The Borg weren't prepared for a

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Strange and Cursed Images To Feel Weird About

Cursed Images are a good reminder of how lost and repulsed we can be by random images with zero context. You could call it something like a sensory response to cognitive estrangement. You could also call it "being disgusted by seeing a bowl of pennies filled with milk." Little of column A, a lot of column B.

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Automotive design - Las SONIC FORTur FORTUITE

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Hand

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Hand

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Liquid - VCHENNY BASCO SAU

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Plant

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Food - ICE ANTISAN E CREAM MonSTE? URI MONST ENE

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Wood

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Purple

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Skin

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Hair - When you have fake eyelashes and open the oven to check on your food

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Food

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Food

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Glasses - Life hack @Shitheadsteve USA

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Arm

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Food - babe: "can u cook?" me: 43 Kellogg's FROOT LOOPS EX

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Food

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Food - quik chocolate FLAVOR racsb Emeency s

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Food

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Food

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Food

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Leg

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Sports gear

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Tableware

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Drinkware

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Toilet seat

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Neck

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Food

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Table

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Food - LG 5kg .

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Cone

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Forehead

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Water

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Horse

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Human body

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Twitter Thread: Security Guard's Tweets Are A Wholesome, Humorous Goldmine

The Cowboy museum might've made the best decision they've ever made in the realm of making decisions when they put Tim in charge of their Twitter account. Tim dishes out unintentionally hilarious, wholesome gems left and right. Way to go, Tim. 

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Smile - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and I am the head of security for The Cowboy. I have been asked to take on the additional duty of social media management while the museum is closed. I'm new to this but excited. My team will also continue to protect and monitor the museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 LI 356 2,811

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Product - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1d This is the hat and eyepatch the Duke wore in the movie True Grit. They are part of our Exhibition about the 2 True Grit. Lots of interesting props and clothes. I'm told I can't try it on. Hashtag John Wayne. Lucas, my grandson, told me to use hashtags. Thanks, Tim 17 17 75 786

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Font - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1d Sorry, thought I was Googling that. Thanks, Tim 27 30 440 Natl Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1d Twitter tips, please 33 27 36 348

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Sleeve - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm : 1d And these are his boots. Hashtag John Wayne. Thanks, Tim 27 29 424

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Product - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1d Lucas, can you read this? レ 24 L7 23 340 Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1d We have a very cool photography exhibition right now called Dorothea Lange: Politics of Seeing that runs through May 20, 2020. Her photographs are very moving. That is a photo of her. She looks like someone l'd want to have a beer with. Thanks, Tim DOROTHEA LANGE: POLITICS OF SEEING Ouring her long caree Doroea Langen besee formative and motivating power of seeing ouided her wok he

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Product - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 6h Hello, Lucas and Keira. There's a snake in my boot! 2 108 Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 7h Here are Woody and his friends from Toy Story. They're part of our Find Your Western exhibition exploring the West's role in popular culture. Watched this movie with the grandkids. Tried to catch them moving, Lucas and Keira. Thanks, Tim 0:05 6,828 views

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Product - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 4h Thanks for all the tips, Friends. Realize I have been doing the hashtags wrong. I need to use that pound sign from the phone. I'm learning! Here's his costume from True Grit from 1969 courtesy of John Wayne Enterprises. #HashtagJohnWayne Thanks, Tim O 16 27 21 317

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Product - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm · 1h Seth in Marketing said people would love to have me take some photos of our Selfie Stations in The Cowboy. Here's one from the Rodeo Gallery. Enjoy! Thanks, Tim Selfie Station #my O 134

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Sleeve - Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm Didn't get the Selfie Station photo quite right. I get it now. Here's the Selfie Station in the Warhol and the West running through May 10, 2020. Thanks, Tim Cowboy National 6:18 PM · 19 Mar 20 · Sprout Social Herltage Aunasny Selfie Sta

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Horse - 10:43 G G Ga 68% Tweet Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm Here's a sculpture by Frederic Remington called The Bronco Buster cast in 1918. What do you guys think of it? Seth in marketing told me that asking questions on the social media is good for "engagement." Let's get engaged! LOL! Thanks, Tim I'm very happily married to Tina though Tweet your reply >

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Man Mistakes Credit Card For Gift Card, Expensive Fail Ensues

I mean, it's genuinely hard to process the fact that we do indeed share a planet with hopelessly lost souls like the one in this story. The dude literally thought he was making his hefty purchases on a credit card, when in fact it was a credit card. Like, how do you end up in that kind of self-created debacle? The recklessness of blind ignorance is a mystifying thing to behold. 

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Font - r/talesfromcallcenters u/RedMirricat · 2y + Join No, we did not send you a $10,000 gift card M On mobile... long, TLDR at bottom I was reminded of this story and it makes me laugh every time I think about it. 10 years ago I worked for a large banking call center that answered calls for customers all over the country as we were in almost every state.

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Font - Dumbfounded customer = DC Me = Me (Answer the phone with greeting and DC passes all required security questions, I see in the notes security has contacted him several times and all transactions were valid) Me - thank you for answering those security questions how can I help you today?

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Organism - DC - You guys sent me a bill, I don't owe any of this Me - oh, I'm sorry Mr. DC if your card was compromised I can get that shut down, help you report which transactions are fraudulent and get you a new card. DC - You better this is ridiculous Me - Ok, your card is shut down, let's go through the transitions

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Font - (They were all big ticket items, $2k to Best Buy, $3K to a Pool/Spa place, $500 to grocery store, etc and they were done with it 5-6 days of the card opening) DC - All of those are mine. Me - l'm sorry, Mr. DC I'm confused and I want to help you, you stated the bill was not yours but you just stated you did all of these transactions how can I help you today?

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Font - DC - I won the $10,000 gift card you shouldn't be sending me a bill for it! Me - Mr. DC this is not a gift card, this is a credit card that you applied for at our xxxx branch on xx/xx/xxxx date and were approved for $10,000. DC - No, this is a gift card.

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Organism - Me - I do show that branch was doing a promotional drawing for ten $1,000 gift cards totaling $10,000 if you opened a checking, savings or credit card account but that is still going on and the winners have not been selected yet. DC - (lots of cussing and imaginative use of the English languages that I don't remember, it went on for several minutes) What am I supposed to do? I can't afford this bill?

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Organism - Me - Mr. DC I apologize for any confusion, I show your minimum is due by xx date, while I wouldn't normally recommend this but this, this isn't a normal situation are any of the items you purchased able to be returned? DC - (more cussing stating he shouldn't have to return anything or pay anything as we should have made it clear this wasn't a gift card)

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Font - Me - Mr. DC by any chance do you have the physical card near by? DC - YES WHY??? Me - Does it say Credit Card or Gift Card in the top right?

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Font - DC - (Slams the phone with such force that only a good plug in the wall phone could do that I think it shattered) TLDR - Guy gets credit card for $10k mistakes it for gift card gets upset when he finds out he has to pay it back. 1.8k 106 ↑, Share

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Font - carl0071 · 2y Reminds me of the story of the spoiled rich girl who thought a credit card was 'free money' because she never had to pay it off. Turns out her wealthy parents set up the card and her dad was paying the bill every month; she assumed everybody's credit card was just free money. 203 ...

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Boss Docks Wages Illegally, Employee Crushes His Dreams

May it be a lesson to all bosses that bullying your employees isn't a good business strategy. It's also a lesson in how far some people are willing to go for "the principle of the thing." And this kind of stuff can happen at any level of employment, like in a fast food joint where this boss threatened the staff so all the employees walked out.

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Font - Posted by u/freeasabird_ta 1 day ago O 2 9 2 14 @16 3 30 18 No contact unless it's via legal representation? OK. oc This happened about 15 years ago. Relatively early in my career as a web developer/software engineer, so some details are not remembered precisely. Names changed etc. TIdr at the bottom. Anyway, I thought I had landed a dream job at a small media company that had gone all-in on digital media and marketing a few years prior and had started to land some big clients (think NHS

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Font - The team comprised of two owners, we will call them Jeff and Nige. Jeff was the lighthearted, approachable and more tech-oriented member of this double act. Nige was the straight man, less approachable, and less likely to join us in any social antics but ultimately a seemingly decent guy and the main driver of the business. In addition, there was an office manager, James, who was also Nige's other half and Rachel, an office assistant and a good friend of Nige. The rest of the workforce ma

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Font - What made this a dream job for me at the time? Well, on top of the fact they were doing some great work with what was, at the time, cutting edge technology, it was an overall great place to be. Flexible working hours, lots of holidays and lots of social events. To give you a better idea, most lunchtimes Jeff and the media team would all go out for lunch together, or play a FIFA tournament, go to the pub to mob on a new idea etc. Most importantly for this story, every Friday we would all f

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Font - It was a very open place to work at the time and the two owners were clear on how they expected the business to expand and our future positions within such an expanded company. Basically, all the guff any potential employer peddles when you interview but we were actually doing it and living it. They were receptive to new ideas or different ways of doing things, and regularly included us in sales meetings and we could see the direction the company was going in. Everybody who worked there w

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Font - As time went on the company became more successful, and with more success came more recognition, more clients, more money, and greed. I won't go into too much detail, but by the time of the main event in this story a couple of years after starting there, this once open and relaxed workplace had become hell. There were no longer flexible hours, you had to be in at 8.50 am to get ready at your machine and you didn't power down until 5 pm at the earliest unless you had been asked to stay lat

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Font - No more lunchtime socials, there was a lunchtime rota that stated who could go for lunch and when, so we could no longer take lunch together. Despite the ever-growing workload of more complex and larger websites, no new members were added to the team. Even when the other lead dev left, no replacement was found. On top of this, despite the growing workload and shortening deadlines, promises of raises and bonuses never came to fruition, which was especially galling when coupled with the fac

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Font - The business was now being run in a manner that allowed the owners to line their pockets with as much cash as possible whilst also making it look like a good takeover prospect. The only perk that remained was the 4 pm Friday finish which by this time, instead of all going for a drink together, we just went home early. Morale was low. One Friday afternoon, Nigel, Jeff and James went to visit a prospective client. Rachel was off for some reason which left nobody in charge of the office. Exp

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Font - Apparently, at about 4.51 pm Nige had tried to call the office, probably to tell us to go home, but of course, we had already left. Monday morning, every one of us was called into the main office, given a bollocking and told that a planned upcoming social was now cancelled (it probably already was anyway, but why not use it as a punishment) and that our wages were going to be docked for leaving early. Now, here in the UK, it is naughty to make deductions from a salary unless it is for som

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Font - I approached the owners about it, but I was basically given the same speech as on Monday morning previous. Law has been a particular interest of mine, still is, and whilst I'm no lawyer nor any kind of expert, I know enough to stand up for myself and those around me, and so, with the backing of the rest of the media team I sent what may be considered a "Notice Before Action" just prior to leaving on Friday. That NBA being a formally worded email to both owners stating my grievance, the il

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Font - On Monday morning the owners arrived late and instead of Nige's customary visit to the media room to ask how we were* (*make sure we were slaving away) they both retreated directly to their office and shut the door. This was shortly followed by an email to us all stating that due to my “threat" and after taking legal advice they had been told to cease direct communication with any of us until the matter was resolved. The resolution they wanted now being a full apology by me to them and th

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Font - Firstly, a decent solicitor would have told them they were idiots for doing what they did and to give the money back and apologise. Secondly, because the entire point of a Notice Before Action is to try and find a resolution prior to taking any legal action, in closing up shop in this manner they are practically forcing a legal engagement. My belief is that they were simply calling my bluff, and didn't believe I would take this any further. They reinforced this by adding to their email th

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Font - What they didn't know was that a member of my family was not only educated in employment law, albeit not an actual solicitor, but also a union representative at another company, so by the end of the day a legally drafted letter arrived on the owner's desks laying out the illegalities of what had happened as well as the expected timeline of events going forward. Within 30 days (I think) we were to have had a formal meeting between the owners and myself, with me entitled to legal representa

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Font - Instead of folding, as I expected them to do, this led to them doubling down on their stupidity. Their door was permanently shut with very little direct communication between the whole media team and the owners, with it mostly being done by email, or via Rachel and James. At this point, Rachel and James, who were obviously on good terms with Nige became openly hostile toward me. For a small example, Rachel would make everybody in the office a coffee in the morning, now it was everybody ex

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Font - They didn't have the know-how or the will to fight it themselves, but they were aware of the downhill direction in the working environment and that my actions were preventing the owners from further taking the piss in the future. Now the environment had become exceptionally toxic and nobody wanted to be there. They, and I, started actively looking for different employment. If I remember correctly, an extension was requested and granted but the deadline for the aforementioned meeting came

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Font - It also now stated that I would be leaving the company immediately and I would be claiming "Constructive Dismissal" due to the actions of the owners, James and Rachel which had all been logged over the previous weeks. The only result of the extension they requested being an extra few weeks of workplace bullying logged. Receiving all this was the last straw and their resolve was broken. An apology was sent via email along with the promise that the money would be returned in our next payche

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Font - Before my notice period ended, the junior designer also handed her notice in, also to go freelance, and within a few months of me leaving the junior dev and the senior designer had done the same. The business owned by Jeff and Nige was essentially dead, with many of their existing clients seeking us out to continue doing work for them on a freelance basis. I learned that Jeff and Nige eventually had a falling out, with Jeff resigning as a director and becoming CTO at another tech company.

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Font - I also later learned, as we had all suspected, that Jeff wanted nothing to do with the wage deductions etc. Although I'm not sure how hard he fought against it. Although I've not physically met them since the day I left, I am connected to everyone in the media team and they are all doing well. Jeff also reached out a few years later and he is doing well too. As for Nige, James and Rachel, I have no idea. Rachel was close to retirement anyway, so I guess she was reasonably fine.

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Font - Looking at the public details of the businesses Nige now owns it's clear that none of them makes any money and his travel and photography blogs stopped being updated a few years ago. Nige's (and James as his partner) plans to retire early and travel the world are probably now permanently on hold. As is his penchant for a new car every few months. And the amount deducted from our wage over which Nige lost his business and planned future for? £6.80p Tldr; Owner illegally makes deductions to

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Man Has The Most Realistic Response To Million Dollar Question

 

Let's be real, this guy's response to the infamous million dollar question is pleasantly realistic. His heart must've been beating outside of his chest. 

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