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2021/03/02

Grumpy Dad Gets Makeover, Looks Exactly Like "Ratatouille" Food Critic and more...

Just in case you haven't seen "Ratatouille" you might consider remedying that as soon as possible. The movie is brimming with good vibes, and packs a wonderful storyline that follows an initially aimless, aspiring chef in Paris that ends up being able ...

 

Grumpy Dad Gets Makeover, Looks Exactly Like "Ratatouille" Food Critic and more...


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Grumpy Dad Gets Makeover, Looks Exactly Like "Ratatouille" Food Critic

@mmmjoemele

DAD ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT😂 #foryou

♬ original sound - Joe Mele

Just in case you haven't seen "Ratatouille" you might consider remedying that as soon as possible. The movie is brimming with good vibes, and packs a wonderful storyline that follows an initially aimless, aspiring chef in Paris that ends up being able to ride on the coattails of a rat. But that's all we'll give away for now. This viral video from Tik Tok user, mmmjoemele, has his dad being transformed to be the spitting image of Ratatouille's notorious food critic, Anton Ego. 

For some more entertaining "Ratatouille" content check out this Tumblr thread that pays homage to all of the film's struggling protagonist, Linguini's, struggles.

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Amazing Drone Footage Of Sharks

 

Honestly, all this exceptional drone footage does a phenomenal job at painting a picture of sharks actually being peaceful. Of course, it can be hit or miss, and one should always exercise caution when you're swimming around in their domain, but it's nice to see that some of the massive beings don't live down to the nasty stereotype perpetuated by various films in Hollywood. 

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Guy Brags About Three-Pointers Record, Misses Every Shot On TV

 

On the one hand, part of you might actually feel bad for this dude. However, on the other hand, he did approach the whole situation with a palpable amount of obnoxious cockiness. He certainly managed to humble himself on live TV when it was all said and done. 

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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems for Strength Against Boredom

A nice juicy funny tweet or tumblr gem is something you can quote later to your friends. The internet is a nexus of extremely specific and stupid ideas that get stuck into people's mind-brains and get bounced around like marbles in a paint-shaker, so it's only natural that there are optimal funny tweets to remember later and chuckle quietly.

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White - there are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no-one does a push-up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick O Like Comment Share O=0 2.5K 1,171 shares Most Relevant v Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok. O=0 371 3h Like Reply

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Forehead - (watching ghost hunting show) Guy: I think I hear something (camera man farts) Guy: HES TRYING TO SPEAK TO US TheFunnyintrovert

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Font - kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

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Font - anchovy-official every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching tokai-teio king-monky and every time we kiss i swear i could fly meatswitch #i can feel my heart beat fast #the sound of my ass #claps alert the guards

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Rectangle - Horse Abilities [edit] - Will count as a witness for crimes wakemflockemrobots: You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it's actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

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Font - thefiresontheheight Good reasons to get stronger: 1. Lift girlfriend. 2. Lift wife (someday, I hope). 3. Protect women. 4. Intimidate men. kcarrollworld See, this is healthy masculinity. thefiresontheheight No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.

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Font - a averagefairy when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OWFCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job thadeeliv this is why i keep my skin closed at all times. averagefairy you.. you what

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Organism - starrose17 I was so totally not aware that people didn't know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It's not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it's a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you. taakosmodernlife how do you get the hat to talk lunabellie We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me t

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Font - hexglyphs oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN Ileaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he's "a hero" and "protecting the city", but when i do it i'm "illegally trespassing on private property" and "a menace to society", THAT'S how it is, huh, realaxolotl peter parker said this in civilian clothing hexglyphs yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

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Font - eelpatrickharris reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and "i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYIN MY SONG" started blaring from my speakers and

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Organism - the-entire-furry-fandom hey give birds antlers hideki16seiyuu But what if they get stuck in the trees the-entire-furry-fandom alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree trans-doll What if they landed on each other's antlers biggest-gaudiest-patronuses stack em pwapboi @wishem wishem wishem biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy

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Font - RC Crobot @roboticcrab ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them* 7:08 PM · 9/20/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,916 Retweets 9,253 Likes

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Organism - James Potter @dontforgetjames Being gay isn't a choice, it's an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time. 12:29 · 23 Mar 19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,406 Retweets 21.6K Likes

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Font - pukicho Every post on reddit is like “my wife left 99 me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave" and there's always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce. gabedr888 may divorce be with you

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Font - A pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today! Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige thegreekgamer Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx? i-sinfulsound envelööp?

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Font - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying >

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Font - jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much dol owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM · 4/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - David Friedman @ironicsans · 3h This amused me more than it probably should have. How did people in the Middle Ages know what skeletons look like without X-ray machines? Answered Edit: I forgot about dead people in NoStupidQuestions by 1 4.1K O 91% 12h / 12h 13 t7 827 2.4K

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Font - Ruthe Phoenix @RuthePhoenix Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy. 1:55 AM 07 Dec 15 2,313 RETWEETS 3,701 LIKES mudfishscientist Thats it Thats what antivaxxers sound like

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Font - Elias-wWI @elias_khawam23 *studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: 'Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes' Me in my head: "Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway" *goes to sleep

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Font - writing-prompt-s You're happily going about when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, and we're the demons, and you've just been summoned. winsbuck Bad choice buddy

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Company Thinks Employee's Being Dishonest With Time Logging, Learns Otherwise

Sometimes, you can find yourself playing by all the rules in the book, and still you end up getting in trouble. In fact, there are cases where people that are bent on enforcing all the rules to an impossibly strict standard (or the rules might just suck to begin with) only end up being their own worst enemies in the end. One can only imagine what kinds of priceless expressions must've been written on the faces of this employee's bosses'. 

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Font - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/ExecutorAxon · 2y 1 Want me to log my work time more accurately using a timer because you think I'm cheating you? Happy to oblige. M This happened a while ago, and l've since moved jobs. Basically, every employee in my department was supposed to log their work hours and the project they were working on. When I first joined the company, I noticed that there was an inbuilt timer in the software which you can start/stop to get accurate logs, but I asked my boss

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Font - So I started logging my time just like everyone else. Things were fine for quite a while, till I started putting in more and more hours to get work done. Fast forward to that fateful day, I get called by management. They tell me that my logging seems "dishonest" and "deliberately misleading". I got told off saying they rely on these numbers to plan deadlines for the future (only on paper, not in practice) and that I'm cheating the company. They instructed me to only use the timer next day

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Font - I should probably mention that the way I logged time till then was rounded down to 30 minute increments, just out of personal preference. For example, if a meeting lasted 45 minutes, l'd more often than not log 30 mins. On top of that, I used to remove an hour off the top just as an eyeball figure for lunch and smoke breaks, because on avg that's how long it took. And I should add that everyone, including my bosses, used to log time similarly. The company had trusted us to not be dishones

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Font - Anyway, that day on, I started using the timer for everything. 10 minute briefing? Going in the log. 5 minute company call? Logged. Started eating in 15 mins instead of 30, cut down smoke breaks from two to one, etc. Basically, I made sure almost every minute between my in and out times would be accounted for. They also maintained a timestamp of all the times someone enters and exits the office, which they combined with the log to check. I made sure I was not being dishonest in any way, a

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Font - As you can guess, all the 11 hour overtime days piled up pretty quick, and at the end of the month, I got called by management again. My boss and his boss were both there. My boss was furious, demanding to know how my overtime hours had nearly doubled from previous months. I just said I don't know, I'm using the timer just like I was instructed to. I told them to go through my in and out times, my breaks, my deliverables, and when the timer was started and stopped to check if I was being

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Font - Next day, my boss told me to stop using the timer again, and apologised for calling me dishonest. I stopped using it, but I told him that now I knew more accurately how long my stuff takes, so l'll be logging accordingly even if I do so manually. TL;DR: Comapny assumes I am being dishonest with my time logging because of long working hours, ask me to use inbuilt timer, which actually ends up showing more hours than I was logging before. EDIT: Wow I've read almost every reply. Thanks to ev

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Font - Also, i found out later why they were this mad at me was because they knew after l'd tell people, everyone's leaves would go up, and us being understaffed at the time it wouldn't have been great for the company. 19.3k 682 ↑, Share

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25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments

Sure, arguing over semantics is all about dodging empirical facts and avoiding reality, but also it's kinda fun to be technically accurate. You're not gonna score high on any tests or win any real arguments being technically accurate, but at least at the end of the day you can tell yourself that your position, while stupid, was unassailable in its own little way.

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Font - Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

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Rectangle - 5. Write a question, using why. why?

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Font - UberFacts @UberFacts There are only five planets you can see with the naked eye: Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn 16:34 · 23/2/21 · Buffer 33 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 281 Likes Mitch Colander @MitcCola03· 3m Replying to @UberFacts Smh try 6. You can definitely see earth

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Font - Conor @conorbrn Am I doing Tinder right? What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable. Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup Sent

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Font - John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker To the person who stole my Microsoft Office License. I'm gonna find you. You have my Word. 11:06 · 13 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App 243 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1,654 Likes

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Font - Chief @lherealchieff Spider-Man was really selling pics of himself to newspapers to survive he started onlyfans before it was even a concept 2:16 PM · 2/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 97 Likes

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Food - 04 BAR MADE WITH A PEANTTTER TALTE RATAINES ENERY 4.50 E7 1.50 E4 50 E5 CASHE BAR ERUT BAR WA WIH VALLER AT CHOCOLATE CHID 450 FA 1.50 F6 HT1.00 H2 1.00 H11.00 H3 1.00 6 reddit Posted in r/mildlyinfuriating by u/deferentTalk962 Peanu Butter StardursiOPICA POD tars Strawberry כרו2| Skree Mit

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Organism - Matt Crowley @MatthewPCrowley We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.

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Plant - Square root

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Food - FAShley's Delicious Deals Mrs At a Delicious Price! FUDGE Brownies CANDY TOPPED NFT WT 6 0Z (170g) 4-15 0Z (43g) INDIVIDUAL WRAPPED B WA ies ENJOY BY 02/28/2019 0305 8333 B8 18:15 Del. Declo

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Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll 7:19 pm · 28 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android Bruh geoclaire I can't believe I read this post with my own fking eyes

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Font - Daniel Bunn ... @DanielBunnJr In the sentence, "Love is a verb," "love" is a noun. 15:51 · 14/02/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 174 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 2,234 Likes

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Font - RAGE vibe-check S zee5tarbug Follow toinfinityandbeyonce what if you woke up one day and you were hot lepreas idk i'd probably open the window or something 589,740 notes

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Dog - Huge Dog Turns Into a Puppy When Reunited With Owner 1,266,453 views Crazydude409 very misleading title. dog remained the same size throughout the video. flagged. 3 weeks ago 77 Source: babyanimalpic

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Sky - es zombie · 1 month ago (edited) Stairs are just floors with extra steps B 7.7K 回 250 E Add a public reply...

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Sky - DGLASS NAND FREE SNOWMAN SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

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Font - I was watching Pixar's Soul with my 5-year-old nephew and when they got to the part with the unborn souls in the "great before" he said, "I remember that place." All the adults just gasped and said, "what?!" And he said, "yeah, they showed it in the trailer."

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Font - Anonymous | 847430303 46 min ago Joker is probably one of the movies ever made. 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the movies ever made

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Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten son: *holding acorn* what's this me: a tree son: really? me: in a nutshell, yeah 7:27 PM · 2/25/21 · Twitter for Android 492 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 3,570 Likes

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Sky - FREE BRAKE CHECK STOP HERE IF YOU CAN

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Plant - This is a shared post!

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Table - My water broke

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Organism - Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength? Me: I'm very fast at math Interviewer: Alright. What is 39 times 28? Me: 67 Interviewer: That's not even close Me: No but it was fast Interviewer: Listen here, you little shit

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Twitter Thread: People's Unconventional Approaches To Shipping

If you've ever bought a used item off a seller from a realm like that of eBay or Amazon, you very well might've encountered a wildly unexpected packaging situation for your item. Honestly, it can be a humorous gift sometimes. Just adds some more character to your purchase. 

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Hand - Donny Pastrami @SinglexSecond Somebody on depop mailed a windbreaker I bought in a box of Crunch N' Munch :/ Family Size Crunch Munch USPS PRIORITY MAIL s ACNE Buttery Toffee corn wio Peanuts 6:18 AM · 2/28/21 · Twitter for Android

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Product - *+ tash + @nl2dft Replying to @SinglexSecond Had mine delivered in a Skips packet once. Still not over it tbh 20 imall Parcel 239 Someone from depop sent me a parcel in a skips packet f. NATASHA DUFTY BRI STOT 9. ingly Prawn Cocktail FLAVOUR Each 13.1g pack contains Energy 298KJ 71kcal Fat Saturates Sugars 0.4g 1.0g 2% 4.2g 4% 6% foog 22

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Food - Emily Trophy-Wife Prepon Y @EmilyPreponXO Replying to @SinglexSecond Being clever shipping this to my friend in Texas with her presents inside e ready in 6-8 minutes Cole's garlic TEXAS TOAST NETWT. 4S OZ LB. 13OZ)12KG 32 slices

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Sleeve - Camtron @Optimus_Cam Replying to @SinglexSecond and @jamesjampamedia Bought a book off Amazon once and it came to me like this. 9:39 AM · 3/1/21 · Twitter for Android

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Hand - ) Fred Lewis Forever (Lucas @DeadballDomain GIANT Replying to @SinglexSecond BRO I GOT ONE IN a CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH box Who ships like this ?? 0:05 164 views 5:54 PM · 3/1/21 · Twitter for Android

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Publication - distant egg song (obama years remix) ... @Vasconium Replying to @SinglexSecond i see i'm not the only one blursed by cereal box shipping (admittedly they did use lots of bubble wrap on the inside though) PENN ORN FLA ES Knusprig g aus köstlic te Maisflocken Le Pita Mais DER RÜHE EL VO FÄNGT VIS CORNKES 500g

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Rectangle - Brian Cassidy @briancassidy I. Can't. Even. A ILI Hot & Fresh

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Sleeve - Isaiah @isaiahkhang Replying to @SinglexSecond got this saturday 9:49 AM · 3/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone Little Debbie Fsaiah khong Oati USPS TRACKING® NUMBER 12 SANDWICH COOKIES TED NETWI. 1 LB. 0.2 OZ. (Turz UL) Toy

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Dumb Baby Names People Had To Be Talked Out Of

For some reason, when people get a particularly stupid name in their head, it's a really hard time for the people around them to convince them that no, maybe "Tylenol van Halen" is a bad name for a baby, you stupid idiot. Some of these people weren't even convinced effectively, and still ended up naming their kid "Hot Wheels" or whatever. This kind of crap happens all the time, like this boyfriend who wanted to name his baby after a character from Twilight.

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Human body - sungayray 4 days ago I currently work with someone who's first name is "Imunique". I don't think any midwives or nurses were involved with the naming.

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Font - Not-an-Ocelot 5 days ago I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise (this one was a boy)

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Organism - Flaky_Walrus_668 4 days ago - edited 4 days ago 3 2 My ex husband didn't think it was fair that girls could be names "Grace" or "Hope" etc and seriously suggested "Pestilence" "War" or "Plague" for a boy. His choice for a girl was "Tangerine". Fortunately we never had any children.

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Rectangle - bigpsych5150 5 days ago not a nurse, but as a med student a patient wanted to name her child mudpiles. The nurses silently protested and waited a few days. Mom changed her mind.

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Hair - greenqueen420420 5 days ago My boyfriend was nearly called eggbert... But predominantly egg for short. Glad they decided against it!

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Font - skippyist 4 days ago My classmates mother was a maternity nurse and she has a couple who wanted to name their son "Collin" but wanted to give him a "unique" spelling for it. (I do not understand why parents do this. It doesn't make a boring name more interesting all it does is set your child up for lifelong inconvenience.) They spelled it out for her to put on the birth certificate C-O-L-O-N. They tried to name their son colon. As in, the organ attached to your anus. When my classmates mo

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Font - BobosBigSister 5 days ago Not in the medical field, but a teacher. There are certain names that each teacher avoids because we've had a student (or seven) with that name who were difficult in one way or another. One year, there were four Dylans in the same cohort and they were all hell on wheels. One of the teachers at that grade level had a baby with his wife that spring, and she named the kid Dylan. The rest of us were like, "didn't you vehemently veto that?" He just shrugged and said i

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Font - Maleficent_Mink 5 days ago And here my mom was talked out of naming me Violet. "Sounds like an old lady" they said.

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Product - orangemessy 5 days ago I have a false leg. My parents had to be talked out of calling me 'Peggy' by the midwife.

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Font - BigOrangeBall 5 days ago e I once had a student named Linoleum. Some midwife dropped the ball on that one. My brother wanted to name our soon to be younger brother Corn Peas and our parents almost went with it because they felt bad about asking for his input and then rejecting it. Fortunately they got over that and passed on the name.

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Font - Varvara-Sidorovna 4 days ago Back in 2000-2004 I worked at a hospital doing admin and an ol' battleaxe of a senior midwife stomped over with this angry-looking pregnant teenager in tow. "Varvara!" Old Battleaxe roared. "Varvara, open up that internetty-thing on your computer!" Old Battleaxe did not know computers, but she was well scary, so I agreed, and opened up the internetty-thing. "Show this ridiculous child the first picture that appears when you type in the word Chanterelle!" The a

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Font - "Told you! It's a f.'king fungus!" Old Battleaxe roared, and stamped off to be Terrifying and Sensible at other pregnant teenagers, leaving me with the angry one. Turned out that the name she had actually been thinking of was Chardonnay, which is both the name of very expensive wine and the name of a character in a UK soap opera called Footballers Wives, which was about as classy as it sounds. The baby got that as a middle name later on, which was fine, the first name was Sophie or someth

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Font - Bingo-Bongo-Cat 4 days ago Before I was born, my dad wanted to name my Sky... But he thought that replacing the y with an I would be cute. Thank god my mom isn't stupid or I may have been named Ski.

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Font - SweetleafSC 4 days ago I work in a music store that offers lessons and rents instruments. We have a list of the oddest child names. - Jamuary, Qwest, Sixte, She'Bra, Battle, ShyAnn are just a few on there. - The best one was Alivia (pronouned Ah- Lee-Vee-ah). When speaking with the grandmother she said that the mom wanted to name her Olivia but the father hated the name. Dad saw a bottle of Aleve on the counter so he and the mother compromised and came up with Alivia.

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Font - WeaselBit 4 days ago Boss's friend named their kid Monster Galileo <last name>. Nurse tried to talk them out of it. Called in child services to talk them out of it. They insisted. Kid goes by Galileo. Honestly, I kind of like the sound of it for an adult or a performer's name but guh, being a kid named 'monster' has to be rough in school.

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Font - Chris_Thrush 4 days ago I tried to tell someone not to name their kid Tarmac. They learned the word from NASCAR.

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Font - SpecificMost19 4 days ago 2 e I had a coworker named Trina. When she was pregnant, she told me that she and her husband had decided to name the baby Latrine. I had to explain to her that she was naming her poor baby after the hole in the ground that soldiers shit into. She was horrified, and changed it to Katrina. Two days after the kid was born, Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.

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Rectangle - keelled 5 days ago I was originally supposed to be lex like lex Luther my dad talked my mom into naming me Alexander and me nickname be lex but they just called me Alex

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Font - goddesswithgatos 4 days ago My boyfriend's grandmother wanted to name her daughter Sunshine. The midwife said that wasn't allowed because "it wasn't a real name" and his grandmother had no other back up baby names. So, a few minutes later when she heard someone down the hall screaming "Tina", she named her daughter Tina because she couldn't think of anything else on the spot.

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Font - omega12596 4 days ago My mother (who has an odd, to say the least, sense of humor) wanted to name my baby brother Ichabod Rusty. Our surname is Ford. She was determined to call him Ichy Rusty Ford. Tickled herself s.less through the pregnancy. And look it was funny, I mean I was 12, but everyone thought she was just being her usual goofy self. Apparently, she got attached to it and at some point Dad just said "f. k no, we are not naming the baby that." They settled on something much more

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Human body - keikei94 4 days ago My uncle wanted to name his daughter Raider God. I'm glad they settled on Jada.

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Lady Buys Wired Mouse, Is Angry It Isn't Wireless

Tech support has to field some of the least tech-savvy people on the planet, like it's literally their job to help people who can't figure this stuff out. Technology is hard to grasp, but that's becoming less of an excuse when computers have been pretty ubiquitous in homes and offices for going on 30 years now. This difficulty leads to some absolutely absurd moments like people not realizing they're deleting all their files or Karens who try to bluff their way through the system. Sometimes the systems themselves are absurd, like this IT guy who learned a machine was stuck on "explode."

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Font - r/talesfromtechsupport - Posted by u/WaffleStomperGirl 18 hours ago What's the point of a wired mouse if my laptop already has one of those? - older lady thinks reality is based on what she wants. Short Working a side gig during Covid and came across a gem of a client. This lady sounded to be in her 50s-60s.

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Font - She had bought a new laptop but didn't like the look of the touchpad. So she bought an external wireless mouse to use instead. Fair enough. Well, I asked her if her mouse came with a little Bluetooth receiver. She confirmed it did. I asked if she had plugged it in. She had not. Okay, good, this'll be easy, I figure. I tell her to plug it in and tell me what prompts she sees. She sighs angrily to herself and after a few seconds she tells me nothing came up. I ask her to move the mouse, she

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Font - Great! Problem solved! Nope. She continues with "Okay but I don't want this Bluetooth thing connected. What's the point of buying it if it has to be plugged in?" Puzzled for a moment I try to explain that it's simply a reality of wireless mice, as well as a lot of wireless devices with laptops. She continues; “Well that's insane. It's needless! The computer already has one connected. I wanted an unconnected one! Now I have to deal with this Bluetooth lead with it getting in the way consta

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Font - Again, puzzled, I ask her what brand wireless mouse she purchased so I can look it up and may get an idea of what she is talking about. She reads the box. And of course it's a wired mouse. That brand doesn't even sell wireless mice. I ask her if the “Bluetooth lead" connects to the mouse physically. She replies with "Yes! That's the problem!" I try to explain that she has bought a wired mouse and that she needs to return it and get a wireless one if that's what she wants.

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Font - ... then she starts on with "But why can't you just remove the lead? What's the point of it being wireless if it has the lead?" "It's not a wireless mouse, ma'm" "I'm aware of that and that's what I'm saying is the issue!" "Ma'm. The device you bought is not able to be It was wireless." "Why not?" “... it wasn't built that way. built to have the wire." "That's pointless! The computer already has a connected mouse thing. Why would they sell one that can't be wireless?" ". I don't know. You

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Product - hutacars Staplers fear him! 16 hours ago At first I was thinking "well, she has a point. Laptops all have BlueTooth built in these days, so the concept of a separate dongle should really be obsolete by now." But nope, turns out I simply wasn't properly grasping the correct level of dumb.

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Font - JustDandy07 16 hours ago How do you tell this type of person, "Your understanding of how this works is completely wrong" without pissing them off? 149 + Reply Share .. ozzie286 16 hours ago It's not possible. Your only hope is to drop the call and hope someone else gets it when she calls back.

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Font - YesSpamMaam 15 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago She really thought she gamed the system. Don't buy an actual wireless mouse, just buy one with the wire for cheaper and then not use the wire? Lol

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Rectangle - Libriomancer 15 hours ago Look on the bright side: she could have already taken a pair of scissors to the wire and you'd have been troubleshooting a "wireless" mouse that didn't work instead of a "wireless mouse" that did.

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Tumblr Gems To Rifle Through Like a Goblin

It goes without saying that Tumblr is a whole lot. It contains multitudes. People's dreams, nightmares, wishes, fears and abstract mental doodads all mingle. Under intense heat and pressure they get smooshed together as ridiculous, random and stupendous tumblr gems. The internet has more than its fair share of wild nonsense, and a good portion makes it out as funny tweets and tumble gems to quote later.

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Font - racisrn-deactivated20130915 how many star in the sky officialnasa Like 7 star kldzbop good job nasa keep up the good work

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Rectangle - BLRTH BIFTA pizzaspicelatte: yde: i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most orminous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen. i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit. BIRTH

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Font - slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out "Do you need to use the sleep?" and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered "Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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Font - candygarnet can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there candygarnet washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

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Font - frickdun [slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens nightcoremoon aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens candy5hark11 nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

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Font - Sknitmeapony So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity Rachel I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning stealthboy friendship is work Source: stealthboy 2,760 notes

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Green - Oos Just as I expected: counterfeit. Hmm.. a masterplece of duplication, Oxcept for one tiny allp-up. (Robin:) Whats that, baiman? President Lincoln never wore a turtleneck sweater. #world's greatest detective #when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this In his serlous gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard are we not going to discuss where his gloves went

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Facial expression - e michaelmoonsbookshop just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks dinkywinks he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

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Font - kink-shaymin people who sleep without socks on make me worry theycallmedowler People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted cerulean-warbler People who sleep are weird natashapaigeee I was a sock once

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Cat - WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT. THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND dizzyotter when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

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Cat - TED TA G NE squeakykins: ineffably-crowley: Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil the harvest is bountiful this year

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Font - g just-shower-thoughts It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten patternsinnoise Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it's illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.

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Font - 1-800-satanic i wish i had crab legs 1-800-satanic CORRECTION: I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE MY LEGS WITH.

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Font - thecw4kids ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU- real estate agent: chill, its me. ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet. real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot. Source: thecw4kids 118,446 notes

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Font - { tiny-jester me: *sees a smooth/round rock* brain: take me: why? brain: you gotta

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Font - England: "Fantastic. Cheerio, America." America: "Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude." Source: aphcanada-remade

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Font - mbrainspaz I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. sushinfood Finally, Someone Understands 44,400 notes

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Font - BAD ONTS badjokesbyjeff Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now sleepy-ocean-girl Hey Jeff, that's an absolute spectacular joke

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Font - nerdjpg It's 2007. You're working on a PowerPoint for school. It's about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font. "Yes, Perfect" 91,418 notes A

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Font - animedads folks, I'm just gonna say it. I don't think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, Il'm comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does casual-witchcraft a frog made this post i-draws-dinosaurs the frog is right

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Font - uselessgaywhovian what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once. like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again drquantum Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us uselessgaywhovian oh.

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Sleeve - You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about tachikoma Real ice eater memes

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Plant - ftcreature Kaan S Children, this is dirt. dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? wild-west-wind A geology field trip

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Font - shittycryptids a teleporting cat. It's just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else defectivegembrain that's just a cat axmxz literally any cat

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Font - jason y @jasonarewhy Only a FOOL would buy IKEA furniture. Instead I just download the instructions and keep emailing their service dept to say that I am missing a piece, until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period ladymalchav YOU WOULON'T DOWNLOAD A YPPËRLIG

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Font - professorsparklepants I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave. t brawltogethernow It's one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once. professorsparklepants I like the way you think, friend.

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Green - Global What's the matter, sweetie? Global Is a book character having difficulties? corinnestark: sharipep Marge is such a great mom She gets it.

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Rectangle - normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

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Font - argumate Follow love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table peter-kirkland Follow As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don't

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Font - surprisedentistry after i move i really wanna get a used roomba gaymilesedgeworth sushieatingmermaid i love that you're adopting instead of buying from a breeder <3

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Product - itsalwaysunnyontv me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it's management i can't do anything about- me: I know this, and I love you.

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Font - sandmandaddy Starting a fight Hey buddy Petting a dog Consoling a chid thefirsthogokage But, what are the orange, green, and purple ones... prolifeproliberty Orange: “You want to go outside?" Purple: *shushing noises* Green: "Do you want to call your mommy?"

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Font - pixyled: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm... It was supposed to say 'l am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting" but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid

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Organism - lavenderfables Plants are just like... Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There's not enough drainage. I don't like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil. nerdgul then plants in nature be like... OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

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Font - tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face oreotord CARSON princess-yosuke Son: Hey dad how did I get my name? Dad, who has been waiting year for this: *in tears* WELL

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Product - mamoru I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet? mamoru dragginage That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play trumpet to annoy them. Just try your best and have fun! oh wow you are so right! thank you!

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Rectangle - dOnno i got a headache :/ dOnno google says im gonna die legfruit why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

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Font - if someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?00 void-sapphic absolutely. Im ugly not stupid

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Rectangle - surprisedentistry i love dogs who are obsessed with licking people surprisedentistry "this human is pleasing to me. i have to put my tongue on it" advanced-procrastination Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks surprisedentistry your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine

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Organism - onward-to-victuuri are you an "arr" pirate or a “yo ho ho" pirate xromanticalityx I'm an "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate

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Font - trash-like-me Follow I'm still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was "My lord that's soap"

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Font - araxoolie Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to? yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in human: *this post* Source: araxoolie 189,532 no > D

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Sleeve - b-reathed 2250 the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer equestrianrepublican Love it 10/10.

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Coworker Pitches Fit Over Son Being Served Red Wine Pasta Sauce

This voluntary chef decided to ask the moral judges of Reddit's infamous AITA community whether or not they were in the wrong for serving their coworker's son red wine pasta sauce. Apparently the coworker staged a bit of a freakout because they believed the red wine pasta sauce was alcoholic, and that their son was basically served some red wine. It sounds like someone might benefit from doing just a little bit of research before pitching a fit. Alcohol has a tendency to burn off in many foods it's cooked with. 

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Font - AITA for serving an 8 year old red wine pasta sauce? Not the A-hole As a special favor, I babysat my coworker's 8 year old son the other evening. The kid asked for pasta and red sauce for dinner, so I made a really great tomato/red wine/sausage sauce recipe I know. He absolutely loved it.

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Font - A couple days later, my coworker told me that her son hasn't stopped raving about the pasta dish I served him, and asked for the recipe, which I gladly gave her. Upon reading it, she got really angry, and said that it was totally inappropriate for me to serve a child wine sauce. I told her that the alcohol almost entirely boils off when the sauce simmers, but she said that she does not want her kid consuming any amount of alcohol, and that I was really irresponsible for not asking her per

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Font - When I was little (I'm in my early 30s, so l'm not that old), all of us kids grew up eating red wine tomato sauce, penne alla vodka, meats with wine sauce, tiramisu, fruitcake, etc., and nobody would have ever thought to ask parents' permission before serving such dishes to someone else's kid. I don't think this is a generational thing, none of my friends with kids would have a problem with it either. Is my coworker being weird, or was I the a-hole? (BTW, the coworker isn't of a religion

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Rectangle - lepetitbutch · 18h · Partassipant [1] 3 1 Award NTA. Your coworker is totally overreacting. I'm sure her kid has also eaten stuff with vanilla extract in it, which is like 35% ABV. It's not like you served her kid a glass of Merlot with dinner Imao. G Reply 2.8k ...

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Font - YankeeDoodleDoggie • 17h Ok, at first I thought you accidentally served a sauce that was 8 years old. Then I thought you might have accidentally used an 8 year old bottle of wine for your pasta recipe (presumably being saved for something more special). The thought of a kid eating a sauce with wine in it being bad was so far off my radar I did brain gymnastics to figure out what else the problem could have been NTA. G Reply 1 2.0k 3 ...

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Font - NTA.I think your coworker needs to do some research on how alcohol is used in cooking for flavor. There's literally no alcohol in the food anymore whatsoever and is not harmful. It's basically grape juice at that point. O 6 Reply ↑ 9.4k 3

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Font - NTA. Although l'm sure she really is offended that in her eyes you "gave her child alcohol", I also think she is a bit jealous that you made something her son hasn't quit raving about. G Reply 147 5 ...

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Font - LittlestSlipper55 • 15h · Partassipant [1] While I definitely think you're coworker is being very weird, I'm gonna go unpopular and say NAH. You're right that simmering off the red wine does burn off most (but not all!) the alcohol, and most wine used in cooking is for flavour and taste purposes. My mum uses red wine in her bolognese sauce as well, and when I worked as a dishwasher we actually had these giant box wine caskets that specifically said "White Cooking Wine" and "Red Cooking Wi

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Smile - Dinosaurus84• 18h I was gifted a cook book especially for babies starting on puréed foods up to solids and the spag bol recipe says to use a cup of red wine. G Reply 1 27 ...

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Rectangle - BelliAmie • 17h NTA. No more "special favours" for this ungrateful and ignorant co-worker. She had no right to get angry at you. Remember this next time she asks for a favour. G Reply 1 32 3 ...

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Font - NTA. It wouldn't even occurred to me not to feed it to a kid. My teenager makes an amazing bourbon peach dessert and a killer vodka tomato sauce. It's an ingredient, not a glass full. G Reply 39 3 ...

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Rectangle - NTA It's standard. Does she also check the skincare or other products she uses on her kids? They contain alcohol and are absorbed through the skin. G Reply <> 48 3 ...

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Font - Few-Yogurtcloset-612 · 18h NTA. Your coworker needs to learn that mustard also contains a form of alcohol. Reply 4 15 3 ...

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Rectangle - No-Page3974 • 16h NTA I have no words. It's cooking wine. Smh G Reply 3 3 ...

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Font - Quicksilver1964 • 14h • Partassipant [2] NTA. Your coworker really knows nothing about using wine in cooking. I'm glad the kid liked it. G Reply 1 3 ...

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Font - ADB_BWG • 17h • Partassipant [1] || NTA. And I hope she never gives her kid anything flavored with vanilla extract. G Reply 10 ...

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Greedy Company Man Tries To Screw Over Union, It Backfires

Man, you've got to sink very, very low to consider trying to screw over a union. It sounds like Willard definitely misplaced his moral compass. The guy was out there apparently trying to make it look like there weren't enough unionized workers to do the job, and then subcontracting the positions to his friend's company. No good, at all. Well, as these things will often shake out, it certainly blew up in Willard's face. 

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Font - r/ProRevenge u/littlemissbunnywoman • 7h + Join O 2 3 1 1 Don't mess over a union man I posted before but it was removed i used an acronym so iu was advised to repopost My late husband was a Redseal Carpenter with the Carpenters Union Of Canada. This story was his and it happened several years before he passed.

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Font - My husband had this guy who he did not get along with Willard who also happened to be his union representative. The relationship between the two was, we'll say, troublesome. My husband was a do-it-by the book, don't cut corners, do it one time correctly kind of man. This guy always gave my husband trouble because he had slight seniority. Things like my husband's vacation would get bumped for Willard even though we had booked it 6 months in advance. Or my husband being ignored for a positi

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Font - W was a real company man. Like make the company happy, the workers don't matter, cut corners, hire non- union laborers even though they were required to only hire union members (unless the union committee was unable to meet the required amount of union workers). See, on the team my husband was on, most of the members were made up of W's buddies and this really messed my husband over.

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Font - Well it came to the day that Willard was offered and accepted a position within a company he was contracted to, and he took it. My husband was made aware of this and he wished W farewell. My husband assumed he would be leaving as the union rep. W did not. (The problem with that is it's super against all union contracts and agreements and a super NO NO). My husband tried to get in touch with the higher-ups but was unable to. He was brushed off. There was a process to do it but you had to g

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Font - So my husband said his time. : it" and decided to just bide The quarterly union meeting was coming up in a few months. Well, not many of the workers went to the union meetings, but my husband put on his Sunday best and made sure to be there extra early. After all the union meetings were done and over with, the leader of the union opened up the floor to any questions.

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Font - My husband was first in line and asked a single question that ruined Willards career. "So you were recently promoted to a position within the company they were contracted to. Who am I supposed to voice my concerns to now that you're now working directly for company XYZ?" The man's face went white. He never even reported to the union that he was working for the company.

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Font - The fallout was beautiful. Within a week Willard was ejected from the union, was fired from the job with the company he was contracted then hired with , and blacklisted from ever rejoining the carpenters union across Canada. He was also fined a fairly substantial amount of money. It turned out he was making it look like there was not enough unionized workers to do the jobs and subcontracting the positions to his friend's company. Last I heard, he moved to a small community in northern Ont

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Most Illogical Things People's Parents Do

Parents can end up doing some awfully silly, seemingly nonsensical stuff. Maybe it's all in the perspective though. Like, the younger generations will just never understand how their parents ended up with some of the strange, conditioned behavior that they did. That being said, it can make for some awfully entertaining situations. 

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Font - getupgetonit · 8y My mother puts a cover on basically everything. She puts a sheet over her car in the garage at night so it doesn't get dusty. She had me install plywood on top of a $5 garage sale table to protect the table surface, and now she puts placemats on top of the plywood to protect the plywood, and coasters have to go on the place mat to protect the placemats. She got sick of my Dad's beer mug dripping condensation, so she folds up a paper towel and puts it on the bottom, and p

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Font - hotofsky · 8y My mom will put something in the microwave and set the timer for double the time it needs to be in for and then tell me to "take it out when it's been in for half the time I set it for." Like... why not just set it for the amount of time it actually needs to be cooked for so you don't have to sit there and babysit it? When I asked her why she does this she got super pissed at me. 2.3k •..

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Human body - FuzzyCommandPenguin · 8y My mom confiscated my toothbrush once because she was angry at me for comparing my grades to hers when she was in high-school. I kid you not. 1.6k ...

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Font - Kanishiwa · 8y My mom spent over 4 grand on living room furniture (couch, love seat, two leather recliners) and she will not allow ANYONE, even her own children and grandchildren to sit on them. Whenever l'd invite people over everyone awkwardly stands around or sits on the floor. -_-

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Font - mikerock112 · 8y My dad puts his socks and shoes on before his pants 555 ... +

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Font - MakeMeBeautifulDuet · 8y We never had a blender in the house. I always assumed that they were very expensive and that was why, so I made my milkshakes in a bowl with a spoon up until I was about 17 when I realized that you could get one for like twenty bucks. I told my mom, feeling so excited because clearly she did not know that they were cheap. Her response? A strong and unprovoked... "I DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE IN MY HOUSE!" ... My husband and I are still scratching our heads over that

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Font - puppet1987 · 8y My mother in law is a gold mine for this sort of thing: She will by expensive food, then get upset if you eat it because it cost so much money...then get upset when it goes off because you didn't eat it. She hangs wet clothes on clothes hangers, and then on the washing line. She will clean the bathroom at 5am, then get upset whenever someone uses it for the rest of the day because they're making a mess. I'm sure I can find out more if you're interested. 91 ...

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Human body - Grapeking · 8y My girlfriend's parents let her go to a college halfway across the country, but when she's home they don't let her stay out past 11pm. She's 19.

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Rectangle - Shahaha · 8y My parents pluralize words that shouldn't be. Spaghettis, Subways ( the sandwich place), Price Clubs. It gets really infuriating. Edit: I'm from Long Island. No one in my family is from Michigan 1.1k ...

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Font - [deleted] · 8y My mom enjoys writing things down, no matter the situation. Say we're standing right next to each other and she needs me to do the dishes. She'll search extensively for a pen and a piece of paper, and write the exact words she just said, and hand me the paper. She also hates wasting energy, but she'll turn on a computer and the radio, then proceed to go to her room and turn on the tv while reading a book. 65 ...

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Font - jotarowinkey · 8y my mom is convinced that any video game system will ruin the screen of any TV. i explained to her it was a plasma issue and that video game systems and TVs have timer, so she decided to ask a fifty year old acquaintance. he said video game systems are bad for tvs. i haven't had a video game system for 5 years. 126 ...

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Human body - [deleted] • 8y Buying gallons of water at Wal-Mart that say "Bottled at a municipal source" in small print. It's TAP WATER, you fools! 928 ...

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Font - Rachel879 · 8y This is how my mother woke me up for school. Rachel, I'm going to wake you up in an hour. Rachel, I'm going to wake you up in 45 minutes. Rachel, I'm going to wake you up in half an hour. Rachel, I'm going to wake you up in 20 minutes. Rachel, l'm going to wake you up in 10 minutes. Rachel, l'm going to wake you up in 5 minutes. Rachel, I'm going to wake you up in 1 minute. Rachel, time to wake up. Finally, one day I snapped and there was much swearing. 892 ...

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Rectangle - Libertarian1986•8y My mom gets angry if we "slam" the car door. She thinks the car door hinges will wear out/fall off if we close the door and it makes a sound. She wants us all to close the door silently. 57

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Hair - SPiiiRAL · 8y "stop playing computer and watch tv or something, you've spent to much time infront of a screen."

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Rectangle - lunderstandSarcasm · 8y My mother likes to read horror books. Its not uncommon to find them in the freezer when they get too scary. 1 27 ...

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Cursed Food Creations From The Shadow Realm

Unfortunately, we're no strangers to the cursed food items that look like they're straight out of the underworld's kitchen. What is it that compels a human being to go and whip up an ungodly creation that seems to exist for the sole purpose of making everyone else feel queasy? We don't know. With that being said though, cursed food can be strangely captivating in its own right. Like, how did that dish get so dang gnarly? 

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Food - I don't think there's any denying that a medium rare steak, boiled the UK way is 100 Flavourtown.

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Product - ssl-error chickenless bone wing

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Food - do you guys put the pasta or the milk in first

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Ingredient - Popcorn Chicken

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Food - Peanut butter and onion sandwich to calm the mind

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Fred Dibnah Climbs Massive Chimney On Wooden Ladders

 

The late Fred Dibnah makes this terrifying spectacle look like a piece of cake. That's how you know you're witnessing the work of a master. On top of ascending the 330 foot chimney, Dibnah also navigates the 5 foot overhangs like they're no trouble at all. 

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