Escaped Ostrich Runs Down Busy Road Word has it this ostrich was able to make its escape after its enclosure was flooded. Luckily, it managed to enjoy a taste of freedom and see a bit of Pakistan before being captured and returned. Probably the most amazing thing here it's that it follows the rules of the road more safely than most BMW drivers. 
POV Of Parachuter Landing In World Series Game If you ever wanted to know what it's like to parachute into a stadium to the sight and sound of thousands of cheering fans, here's what that looks like. Good thing he landed on the field, cause if a fan caught him they'd probably get to take him home. That's how it works right? 
Restaurant Work Memes To Serve Up To Ungrateful Customers Working in restaurants is brutal. You've got screaming bosses breathing down your back, angry customers breathing down your front, and someone keeps reassuring you that the french fries are almost ready, but man, you don't see any french fries. The only benefit you get from working with a dysfunctional team, barely functional equipment and customers with non-functional brains is that there's almost always someone to blame. Hey, here are the french fries. Woops, looks like you burned yourself. For more cries for help disguised as jokes, here are relatable memes about work. 
Satisfying Moments Of Alignment For The World's Perfectionists There's something about coming across a well placed object, or perfectly parked car that can make you stop in your tracks to exercise some appreciation over the aesthetically pleasing nature of the situation. The world's a messy place. More often than not, something's going wrong. So, when things just line up nice and perfectly, it feels pretty dang nice. 
Wife Cooks Food For Her Family, Husband Won't Eat It And Throws It All Out In general, it's important to respect someone's time and effort. Even if you're not thrilled that your partner made meatloaf again, part of being a reasonable human is to acknowledge that they took time and effort to make it. And even if you find yourself incapable of eating it, choosing to take that effort and throw it in the garbage rather than opening a damn can of beans for yourself is a strikingly childish thing to do. It's not rocket science. 
Cool And Fun Facts To Help Become The Lord Of All Trivia The world is big and complex and bursting with things to learn. We could learn them, but we could also spend that time drinking beer in our underwear. The point being, it's a bit of a toss up. And if you are currently drinking beer in your underwear and finding yourself reading this, then congratulations on your ability to multi-task. It's an important skill. Here are some strange science facts to ponder. 
Guy Rudely Orders For Table, Gets Mocked By Server Having dinner with the parents can go a lot of ways, but it narrows your odds of success when you interrupt mom and insist on being the server's only point of contact. Lo and behold, the server complied. Out of some misaligned sense of responsibility or self importance, this guy made himself a target right out of the gate. At least it's better than having to defeat a Karen. And at least nothing happened to the food. 
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