She said, "sure"
| | | COACH COCKBURN MARRIED THE LUNCH LADY | | For two people in their late 40s, they could no longer hold out hope they will do better. | | Coach proposed to his lady over a fresh pitcher of beer at a Dave & Busters. | | She said "sure" which is the worst response you can get. | | Coach did NOT share the news of his pending nuptials with students. | | He's not modest, he just knows that they will make fun of him. The lunch lady looks like a female Larry Bird. | | For the wedding day, Coach wanted the groomsmen to wear something nice, like a vest. | | As for gifts, Coach and his lady are registered at Walmart for essentials and Target for their "fancy" list. | | The things on their list are embarrassingly basic like toilet paper holders. What are they doing now with their toilet paper? | | During the wedding vows, Coach's phone rang and he actually answered it. | | For the next 3 minutes he gave directions to his Aunt who was lost. | | Coach and the lunch lady hosted a reception after the ceremony back at the school. | | It featured a generic sheet cake that said "Congrats", several 2-liter soda bottles, and Pepperidge Farm crackers, the nice ones. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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