The untalented half of a solo music act͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | | | He's the untalented half of a solo music act. | | | | | | | | | Fart Garfunkel shows up early to open mic nights. | | | He says he does it to check the acoustics, but it's really so they can't skip his turn. | | | | | Fart got banned from CitiField after he audibly farted during the Harlem Youth Chorus' singing of "America the Beautiful." | | | | | | | After he plays a show, a lot of people tell Fart not to quit his day job, which he unfortunately no longer has. | | | He worked at Cinnabon for a little bit but got fired for licking the icing out of the tube. | | | | | Fart Garfunkel has released three studio albums... that he recorded in his studio apartment in Milwaukee. | | | On one album, the whole B-side is him arguing with a neighbor after he forgot to turn off the recorder. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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