2024/04/12

We Spent All Our Money

WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY

We need a CFO now more than ever to reel in our spending over here.

There there buddy.

Karl used company money to fund his Animal Literacy Program.

According to Karl's research he says 80% of animals still don't know how to read or write.

We can't just sit around and do nothing.

One of our biggest expenses is having to cover healthcare for an office full of twenty something year olds.

So far, it's taken care of John's fractured femur and Hoff's precious diabetes medicine.

Dude again with the insulin? It's like everyday with you!

Of course there was that one time Sam literally flushed money down the drain.

He wanted to see how powerful the company toilets were so he packed a bowl full of nickels and let it rip.

I flushed $16 worth of nickels. I think it can handle a Hot Sammie.

Finally, there's the matter of marketing spend.

You know how our ads are all over your social media? That's not cheap!

We're paying extra for your phone ot listen to you and advertise to anyone who says the word "bird" or dogs."

SUFFICE IT TO SAY, WE NEED A CFO - LAST CHANCE TO APPLY HERE

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