Convert your lbs to kgs… and other gym tips ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | HOW TO GET OVER GYM ENVY IN OUR GYM SHORTS | | Don't worry about those bigger dudes with bigger hogs, just listen to these tips. | | If you're waiting for a machine after a ripped dude finishes a set, loudly say: | | If you can't clear a deadlift, tell folks you just pooped your pants. | | What's more embarrassing? Not having the necessary muscle mass to clear weight or not having rectal discipline? | | Find the biggest, hardest guy at the gym and make yourself his bitch. | | Ask if he needs a towel and offer to wipe off his machine when he's done. | | Put your towel on a machine you're not using to mark your territory. | | Hide out in the bathroom for a while and by the time you get back, people will be looking around for the a-hole taking up the machine. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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