2024/09/11

Cockburn Is Going Back To School

The Weekly Bird

COACH COCKBURN IS GOING BACK TO COLLEGE

Nobody told him you need a degree to teach high school gym.

Gym Flow

PREPARE TO BE PHYSICALLY EDUCATED

Coach warmed up before every test by doing stretches and jumping jacks at his desk.

Yeah the Doc has me going at half strength because I tore my stuff.

When Cockburn's professor told the class he graded exams on a curve, it took 20 mins to explain to Coach.

He still does not grasp the concept.

Lift with the back

Cockburn needed a TI-84 for his math class so he performed a "locker audit" at his school.

Just like those sucker fish that hang off sharks, everyone will think you're tough by proximity.

Cockburn's teachers were not amused when he showed up late to class.

He was later asked to leave the school for too many absences.

And just like that, boom, you're already generating buzz around the gym.

Gym Shorts At Cost

TIME TO HIT THE BOOKS

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