Season's greetings esteemed fur fighter,
Your mailbox has undoubtedly endured an onslaught of holiday catalogs this week. Tempted to order from one? Don't.
Your loved ones might have their sights set on ANOTHER fleece blanket, snow globe, or a platter of assorted meats and cheeses, but these are not the gifts they need.
What they need is your help keeping their Great Pyrenees from ruining Christmas.
So, fling your holiday catalogs into the nearest recycling bin and put Uproots under the tree and inside stockings this season.
Heck, you can even dangle it from the mistletoe to make it even easier for your friends and family to kiss their hairy woes goodbye.
Cheers,
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