The best Overheard in New York quotes from last week, by your votes:
And No Way You're Getting My Kickball in the Settlement
Nanny to boy blocking slide: Hi, are you going down the slide?
(kid shakes head)
Nanny: Well, can we get past you?
(kid shakes head)
Three-year-old friend: Sam, share.
(Sam shakes head)
Three-year-old friend: Sam, share or I will leave you.
--69th & West End
The Creation of the Prostitution Merit Badge
(in front of national HQ of Girl Scouts of America)
Construction worker #1: Do you see all the rich marble they used on this building?
Construction worker #2: Yeah. They sure had to sell a lot of fuckin' cookies to afford it.
--37th St b/w 5th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: dodgerswill
Headline by: C.J.
Runners-Up:
· "Actually, the United States Thin Mint Just Prints Them Money" - Lauren
· "I'll Take 7,954,300,348,000 Boxes Of Thin Mints Please!" - Eino Hill
· "It's Actually Constructed Of Stale Do-Si-Dos and the Corpses Of Girls Who Didn't Reach Their Quota" - Matthew K. Johnson
· "The Building Was Funded by an Anonymous Benefactor, on the Condition That It Be Built on Sesame Street." - James
· "The Reason They Added Heroin to Thin Mints" - ILOVEThinMints
· "Turning Tricks Is for Kids" - Qasar
· "You Should See the Boy Scouts Of America HQ... Don't Ask What They Sold." - fox
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Hey, the One Thing Gays and Straights Agree on Is Julie Andrews
Guy #1: So there I was, screwing my pillow in my sleep... Ya know, really bouncing the bed.
Guy #2: So... What? She didn't like that?
Guy #1: Well, ya know, she woke me up and asked if I was alright. Ya know. I mean I was laying there with a boner you could break rocks with and all confused. That's when I said "Where's Julie?"
Guy #2: That's freakin' messed up, man!"
Guy #1: Yeah. Crap... That being her sister's name and all.
Guy #2: I'm going to laugh my ass off over this. Did you tell her it was Julie Andrews?
Guy #1: Fuck! I didn't want her to think I was a pervert or something.
--NYU
They're So Cute Before They Learn to Cuss
(random guy trips over three-year-old girl's stroller)
Guy: Oops, I'm sorry, honey.
Three-year-old girl in stroller: Don't call me honey!
--Atlantic Ave Station
Overheard by: Michael
But You Should Probably Stop Doing the Two-Hand Point
Preppy kid: It's all fucking Guidos in this place.
Guido: You calling me a fuckin' Guido?
Preppy kid: (sarcastically) Nooo. No, you're no Guido. Where's your gold chain?
Guido: My cousin ripped it off in a fight.
Preppy kid: Yeah, you're definitely not a Guido.
--China Club
Overheard by: 13Atlantic
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