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Friday April 3, 2009

Steal The Time

Extravagant watches can be powerful status symbols, raising
your esteem in the eyes of everyone from maitre d's to buxom
women, at least according to some jerk who's got an
extravagant watch. Rent your way to undue respect, with
Steal The Time.

Like an exotic car rental service for crazy-high-end
watches, Steal leases luxury wrist wares to its members for
a fraction of their retail prices, providing affordableish
pimpery for guys needing to fake success at business
meetings, shine at special occasions, or simply offset
spectacularly small wangs. To outfit your wrist, just pony
up their nominal monthly membership fee, then select a piece
from their constantly-growing roster of almost 30 models,
and enjoy for as long as you like before returning; weekly
and monthly rates're scaled to reflect the timepieces'
relative values, and you'll also be asked to drop a deposit,
because the kind of person who rents a luxury watch to lie
about his wealth is the same kind of person who'd steal one.
Current options include standards like the legendary Rolex
Submariner (in steel, or a steel/gold combo), Breitling's
classic two-toned Chronomat on a brown alligator strap, and
Cartier's Pasha with its understated polished look, as well
as more modern jobs like the analog/digital T-Touch from
Tissot, whose crystal face responds to touch, switching into
modes including compass, altimeter, barometer, and
thermometer, which is how, in Pulp Fiction, Chris Walken
could tell if he had a fever.

If you're looking for more permanent steez, Steal also sells
all their models at a discounted price, netting you anywhere
from $200 to $5000+ off suggested retail, money you'll need
when you're buying that rich jerk dinner, because who could
say no to a watch like that?

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