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Thrillist New York: Deadly Hanky Pot

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Thrillist New York
Wednesday April 1, 2009

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Eat/Smoke: Nuts 4 Pot
Actually created for school credit, this borough-spanning
GMap reveals hot nut vendors who also sell ganja. Click to
reveal savant-like dealer descrips, and marvel at the
nepotism of Olatunde's Nuts ("sometimes his cousin or some
thing is there instead...and he charges to much and always
is drinking capri sun which is stupid"), the cosmopolitanism
of South Ferry ("jermaine said he bought from some nigerian
dude here why they always nigerian??"), and the sweet buds
and dulcet tones of McCarren Park ("yo this guy sold hot
dogs not nuts but mr dimalo said i have got to have 10 and
any way he sold us pot in the summer when some dudes were
playing keyboards").
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Gear: Dow Jones Hanky
Proffered by NY-based designers with the slogan "It's OK to
cry", these 100% linen hankies come embroidered with a red
line depicting the steady rise and precipitous fall of the
Dow since 2004. Also available for $89: Customized hankies
depicting your personal portfolio -- for the thrilling rush
that is blowing your cash on blowing your cash.
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Gear: Crazy Big & Deadly Golf Umbrella
Conceived by an NYC mechanical engineer and tested by heroic
nerds at MIT Aeronautics and Astronautics to withstand a
60mph gale, this ultra-huge rain & pigeon poop shield sports
all-fiberglass construction, two vented canopies to channel
wind and, in the shaft handle, a hidden steel spike -- drive
it into moist turf to protect golf balls & prop clubs, or
into the face of pedestrians rightly scolding you for having
such a damn big umbrella.
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Look: NYC Sitcoms Map
This GMap displays the approximate hood where NY-based
sitcoms are ostensibly set, including 13 in Manhattan (Odd
Couple in midtown, Spin City downtown, etc), five in
Brooklyn (Cosby Show in Brooklyn Heights, Everybody Hates
Chris in Bed-Stuy), and three in Queens (Astoria's All in
the Family, Rego Park's King of Queens), but zero in The
Bronx or Staten Island -- because it's only sitcoms, so Cop
Chef doesn't count.
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